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Criminally Stupid #18 - Dylan "Big Balls" Hafertepen (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-06 13:05:47
Edited:
2026-01-15 16:08:07
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2026-06
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"Giving the term 'big balls' new meaning"Show Notes: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gjdHPAPwXW_bJTt-F2hLn13VKe3zLjaj/view?usp=sharing

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Charlotte

two hours lets go

Nat

let’s goooooo

JakeP_2002

Let’s go boys, this will get me through the next two hours of work

austin red

bro i looked at the google doc for like 2 seconds wtf💀🤣

M Polo

Good way to start the work day

Adrian Velasco

Jackson you and Kaya are the main reason I haven’t stopped listening in 6 years, love yall🤍

Bruce

WE LOVE JACKSONS BIG BALLS LETS FUCKING GOOOO

UnderwaterRohan

🔥💯💅💵💰🇺🇸♿️🆙🔫👺🥪🪰🤖

Tyler .

damn filmed last night and already uploaded? great work guys

Isidro Duarte

Thanks for all the hard work y’all do. Keep up the great work!

Deochar

'What else means love then a legally binding contract'.... Jackson i have some terrible news for you about marriage mate🤣

Grelk

Usually for some marriage is more about in the eyes of God rather than just the secular government, because if its just that, whats the point?

T Mo

On instagram I made fun of hypocrites for something and people thought I was like them and endorsed them, my comment got reported and removed even though it was clearly mocking them, people who I was mocking didn’t get removed though. I feel your pain

Khang Nguyen

Back to back weeks of criminally stupid, let’s go

Dreccan

Jackson just needs to go on F-List and learn about kinks lol Furries are turned on by everything

Tristen

Damn! Y'all got this out quick

Dylan

It’s a bad day to have my name I guess

bigboi limpin

Criminally stupid more like criminally funny. This shit is hilarious.

bigboi limpin

Kaya like this comment or you love Jackson.

Unknown Jpeg

I’m going to touch your “big balls” Jackson

July Apple

This was the worst shit to see live. Kaya did nothing but show the guys spead starfish with his two basketball nuts. 10/10 great podcast episode

Omar

We need Jackson to attend a furry convention

Ploooperdooper

The mom talking about her dead son was simultaneously gut wrenching and the funniest thing I've ever heard. I didn't know whether to cry or scream laugh when she said "injecting his balls FOR YOU". I don't know how anyone in that immediate area was able to keep composure

Jack Jesus

As someone with the name jack and who is gay after listening to this i now need severe therapy

Olgwyn

Inflation (atleast from how they described it and how it applied to Dylan) just sounds like a fantastical/fantasy form of BDSM/Sub Dom.

Blackjack

Kaya saying every pony was the audio equivalent of a flashbang

P4NG0L1N

Angus is literally juiced up Count Dankula

cas.ko

jackson I can't listen to these live anymore because during the lionmaker episode my earbud died and discord automatically blasted him arguing about the age of consent through my phone speakers at work

rahdays

I like reading as you’re “gay after listening to this”

Jack Jesus

Listening to this podcast at work is already a risk 😭

Twocan

Banger episode, I’d love to see more non-pedos! Maybe a “Florida Man GrabBag?” We Florida men get up to some wacky hijinx. Also, a ShadMan episode would be fire. Jackson, my beloved, I don’t mean to pester, and please don’t over work yourself bc you already do too much, but I’m begging for After Reports. It’s genuinely one of my favorites, I love the Q&A and the peek behind the production curtain. I know the past month has prolly been crazy behind the scenes, Charles departing, finding new hosts, making the Red Thread Music, etc. don’t burn yourself out working on the shows please, I’ll be here whenever episode 4 drops :)

Andrew

My younger brothers teammate on his high school wrestling team back in the day had naturally giant balls it was crazy to see this dude come out in a singlet got to see people get tee bagged in a north south position

Abracadvre

Dommy Jackson confirmed?

red-rocket

It's "Hafertepen", not "Hefertepen"

Cyonated

great episode

Majin Shrek

Jackson was leaving too many little kinky bread crumbs to himself on this one

ZombieWolf2508

Fun fact: Not all contracts are legally binding just because you sign it. If you ever sign a contract, especially if it's like the one in this episode, and you want out just get a lawyer to look over it. Chances are it's illegal and unenforceable.

red-rocket

I will inject your balls

TreverG

Just joined patreon, are these episodes going on yt?

Chimera

Yep. But it's at least a week after premiering on Patreon

Brandon Lee Stogdill

I genuinely can't see and/ or hear the word "pup" the same again

Western Philosopher

I never fully believed Kaya was autistic until I heard him read out that NDA.

May

All the talk about “the master” kept reminding me of the always sunny episode where Dennis makes a man’s newsletter thing where he’s “the master” and Mac does all this ridiculous stuff to please him

BeetlePunk98

Jackson gets pegged by a mistress confirmed

SubSwifty

absolutely wild but great episode. first episode I felt the need to tell someone else about irl

Mikey

Any reason you guys don't upload the video version here? I always listen on patreon right at release, but sometimes it would be nice to have the video version.

phsiic (sick)

might wanna check the spelling in the episode title before you upload the public version

pinheadlarry

The one podcast that doesn't have a missing member

Bronson

Patreon only lets them upload a very limited amount of video per year since they make so much content they can only put the audio up. They have mentioned switching platforms to one that would allow them to upload more video but no word yet

Jamie Hind

Mmmmm I’m not sure this is it guys. I really, really like Kaya playing a pedo

Rusty Shackleford

Man this show just ain't the same without Charlie

Deochar

Well, theres fiscal reasons in certain countries too

Dylan Ackerman

I think it's better now he was barely in them anymore at the end I told my gf he was going to quit months ago

TYRONIUS

Me and Jackson said "what the fuck is dronification" at the exact same time

JHMacy

Great episode guys

Moist Amity

Give us "Immortality is stored in the balls" merch

Timani Sitake

man that mom was pulling at my heartstrings. how dare YOU!!

cole

Kaya acting like he dosen’t know gay lingo like bear is adorable

Dooney Darko

I used to be one of Jackson’s pups

Bozleon

Zillakami just got exposed as a pedophile, I recommend looking into it as hes a massive artist

Alexander

I need a video on zero from the smash community. Absolute creep who admitted to it but redacted it saying it was his suicide note.

RP

I can’t get over how Jackson said San Francisco. It was super fluent!

Nalyd

As a member of the Dylan’s of the world, we disown the actions of mr big balls

Roman Achille

Maybe I'm just not that invested criminally stupid but I forgot he was in this one 😬

Negatron

Big gay balls