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Red Thread: After Reports - Episode 4 (Patreon)

Published:
2024-08-07 05:11:23
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2026-01-15 16:08:10
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2026-06
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Hey patrons,Here's some After Reports!

Enjoy and thank you,Jackson Clarke

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Unknown Jpeg

I’m going to touch you Jackson

Taro

Son of Jack

Chach

Hi Jackson

Nier

Oil up Jackson be there in 5

Charlotte

jackson have my baby

Julio42K .

Oil me up father Jackson

Thomas hunt

Jackson I’m oiled up for you

Walter Medina

Not a question but, I work a job in the Law enforcement field and you guys cheer me up after reading and dealing with a bunch of BS. Thanks for being a bunch of legends boys and especially you for all your hard work Jackson!

Kilmonjaro

I feel like I missed something, who is Caleb?

Zetlin

Is there any chance of a new podcast for the official network where You, Andrew, Kaya and MoistCritikal just hang out and shoot the shit, you could call it the official podcast or something

Lucais

I think he's referring to oompaville. it sounds like he's the replacement on the red thread maybe? I don't think they officially announced that yet though

Lucais

Is oompaville the replacement on red thread?

JovaniC16 ひ

how does it feel to be the goat jackson?

Bombgoesboom

now that charlie is gone, will you guys revisit the idea of doing an official bookclub? maybe as a monthly thing for more exclusive content on the patreon

Abel

Hey Jackson. Why not just call this show, “The Official Monthly Report” or something along those lines. It just feels more like a monthly Q & A about The Official brand itself. By the way, enjoying the content a lot. Keep up the good work

LeftitWet4ya

Jackson you’ve been the backbone since I can remember for everything “Official.” Keep doing what you love and what we love

Cheesepuff

I personally think you guys should add lolcows to the mix of things being discussed on Criminally Stupid

YouChef

Jackson I'm making a burger

mannequin

I will not listen to Red Thread if Caleb (Oompaville) is a permanent host. not a fan of him unfortunately

DonnyLongLegs

be the new host of the lolcow live podcast it would be hilarious

red-rocket

Kinda crazy that guest episodes perform worse. You'd think the guest's audience would be bigger than the portion of the audience that is turned off by guests. PS: Red Thread episode on aliens? 👽

KameCold

I heard the part about guests but if you are looking for one you haven’t had on yet I think SeeReax would fit pretty well. I may be the only one who has suggested this lol

Jordan Buckman

Funny you said the thing about the intro, this is the first one I listened to. Do whatever feels right, and it's hard to be wrong.

Lou Sassle

I think they will be fine without your support bud.

mannequin

really? I thought me not listening would bring the show to a halt. that’s the point of voicing an opinion about the changing show we enjoy brain buster. This was a personal opinion as I (not you) dislike Caleb’s personality, good for you if you do. I’m not you

YouChef

Classic smash burger, Extra onions

Flashheart

With some ordinary podcast finishing prior to your guest appearance. Would you consider having muta as a guest on the main podcast in the near future?

Twocan

Any chance we can get more music? The red thread one was a banger, but all the intros and outros are bangers.

Bruce

Jackson I’m going to thank you for making amazing shows

Kristopher

Nice work Jackson, you guys should talk about zombies/the possibility of a zombie apocalypse

Ryan Smith

Hi Jackson love you so much! Do you like guns? Own guns? Ever fired one before? What’s your standing in gun ownership? Thank you for everything Jackson

Paddy

Which cryptid has the biggest penis or titties? Asking for Wendigoon

Bruce

Honestly I understand why tbf, there have been a lot of not so great and very forgetful guests at least imo, when I go back to older episodes I usually avoid the guest episodes apart from the occasional actual good guest that just flows with the boys. A lot of them felt awkward or just felt like an interview instead of just a couple of guys shooting the shit. But obviously that’s j my opinion and I’m sure a lot of people like the guest episodes

red-rocket

I prefer guestless episodes too. Just thought guest episodes would be better business-wise

Bandos Godsword

Do the other podcast hosts kaya/andrew ever listen to the read thread? Or even Charlie, Andrew, Isaiah with criminally stupid?

Cyonated

you should do a red thread on Madeline McCan. biggest UK mystery case in the last 50 years. lost of content to be covered on it as well

Cyonated

who would win in a 1v1v1 fight to the death between yourself, kaya, andrew you have a 20kg weight on your left leg andrew only has 1 arm kaya is 2/3rd of a JD bottle down

Sammy Myers

Are there any plans to have celebrity guest hosts like Josh gates or others?

Jackson Gibbs

I personally miss when you guys played games together, like Phasmophobia, Jackbox, Mario Party, I really miss those because you guys have so much chemistry and it's really fun. I get it a little bit through Huggbees: Gamer Mode (Big fan of that channel by the way) and the Lethal Company stream, but I think this would be a good solution for your "can't really do things together" problem you mentioned in 400. Anyways, huge fan and thank you for all the work you put in!

penguinz0fanboi2780

I know a red thread guest episode probably isn’t likely but it’d be so funny if you had Peter Caine dog training on to talk cryptids

Josh Crawford

Will you make me the 4th host? I have 1 viral video and I can be sort of funny. Also, are you right handed or left handed?

Deven Kohler

Get andrew on red thread please

Jacob

Only been a fan for a few months, just wanted to say thanks for not letting all the recent changes detour you from making good content. We all appreciate you guys and the entertainment you bring us. Hope to see all of you guys work continue to grow

Red Boi

Jackson, as you build this network of podcasts etc, will they all be available on the Patreon?

Jackson Werner

Would you guys ever do an episode on the red thread on more mysteries or conspiracy’s/crimes done by musicians ? I’d love to hear some more about crazy musicians and celebrities or stuff like that. Love the show! Keep up the great work love every show under the OP umbrella!! Also bonus question, have you ever listened to the band ween? Check out transdermal celebration it’s one of the best psychedelic rock songs of all time. The guitars are fuckin beautiful. Rant over lol

The Social Stream

Love the new thumbnail! Don’t really have a question, but I’d like to see you guys cover the Elisa Lam case, it’s always been very interesting to me.

Ben Crawford

Would you consider doing Cryptid Grab Bag Episodes? Cram a few crypids that fit a theme into one longer episode?

JakeP_2002

Jackson, thank you for the effort you put into the Official productions. Criminally Stupid is my favorite, I’ll always be a podofile deep down :o. I am excited and confident in your abilities to keep pushing the official shows into this new era

JakeP_2002

I would love to see Turkey Tom as a guest on Criminally stupid or the main show

Cris

Jak-sún, would you go on the Who's Right Podcast? If not can you bring Doug on to a criminally stupid episode I think that would be probably one of the funniest episodes.

Bwoods

Jackson, your voice is like a Helix Sleep ® mattress for my eardrums and brain.

Bwoods

I respect your commitment.

Jake

Hi will there ever be an equivalent of the recent post "verge - chill beats to read your thread to" for criminally stupid, I love the intro/outro music for it. Much love to everyone and all the shows, thanks for all you guys do!

Joshuah T. S. Walker

Jackson, thanks for sending me towards the Snowtown Murders a couple episodes back, they were very interesting. On to the question, have you personally had an unexplained encounter/experience that started your interested in Red Thread type topics?

manxie

She jack on my son until my thread is red 💯💯

Brashends Demon

Must be oompaville 🤷🏼 They didn't post it anywhere publicly, but Jackson himself confirmed it on the discord

Shmubligong

Hey hey Jackson i love the show and will miss Charlie. You said you guys do abc test on thumbnails. Could you explain the process behind that and especially what you learned through those tests in general. Plus please make mr sark the new host for the official podcast

Austin

Drop the merch 🗣️🗣️

Red Rocket

Glad to hear about criminally stupid, will start listening again now, I just thought having to hear about dudes diddling kids every week was just getting depressing and gross

C

gangstalking is mental illness manifested to a grand scope

Brashends

Would like to see the Emu war as a Red thread, that way it hits home for Jackson

queso blanco

Is there any main reason why you’ve decided to start so many projects and work so much harder than before? Before, the main thing was just the official podcast, but now it’s a comic book series and starting a podcast network. 

Tracerchaser

If oompaville becomes the next host for red thread, can he not miss or be late every single episode like thesomeordinary podcasts?

Mythical Mimikkyu

Can we get a red thread episode with MaxMoeFoe? Maybe an Australian theme

FoxyFedora

Hey, Jackson. Was wondering if you guys would do a Bigfoot or Nessie Red Thread. It maybe complicated, but I thought you guys could rank all the knock off Bigfoot or Nessie cryptids. I'm sure Wendigoon would get a kick out of that. Love you guys. Keep up the good work.

Aftershock

Meat canyon for new co-host?

Zetlin

Hey Jackson just wondering how you feel about all the comments about how people want to molest and touch you

KamaChameleon

Do you guys plan on going through the emails you guys asked for a while back to have people come on and tell their stories or is that idea dead in the water?

Brz12311

If I was doing more work and a better job then all of my colleagues then I'd be pissed that we are all getting payed the same

Brz12311

Plus i don't agree that an even split keeps everyone invested if anything I'd argue that it promotes just showing up and doing the bare minimum

Brz12311

Baby man 🐒

Javen X

Jack Jack

Taner Guldin

Some suggestions for future episodes (I don't know how much material there would be for each, just spitballing). Sacco and Vanzetti Max Headroom Incident The Hopkinsville Goblin Kentucky Fried Chicken

Connor Arrington

Hey Jackson. It’s alright if you don’t wanna answer but are you guys in search of a new 4th member for the podcast? He hasn’t been on in a while probably for a good reason, but I would hope it would be Doug Bro is way to funny

Scott Bechtel

Any chances we might get episodes (or grab bag episodes) on scientific theories such as Simulation Theory, Fermi Pardox, etc ? Also any chances we can get an episode about John Titor?

Backround noise

Wow, cool to see him pissed about Charlie but I see that you’ll burn out before you can even see your progress. The words you use and pussyfoot around it just screams “I wish he left later when we profit” your changing Jackson, for better idc?

phsiic (sick)

Jackson, thoughts on the Lego video games? particularly the older ones on the Xbox 360/PS3. I have fond memories of a lot of the Lego videogames from that time era, but my favorites of all are Lego Indiana Jones 1 and 2. personally I think things started to fall off when they started to give the characters voicelines. would love to hear your perspective. P.S. you are the glue that holds the official network together and the work you (and your partner) put in is something that deserves to be recognized <3

Max Sinclair

Listening to this post Oompas introduction on the new red thread. I will say I love the dynamic, but will one of you three sacrifice your conspiritorial ways to be the "logic dude" (semi voice of reason :P)? Do miss Charlie but excited for this new chapter :)

ShadowConspiracy

Stoked to hear this new show ya got cooking up with a fellow Australian, my heart wants you and friendlyjordies discussing Australian current affairs lol but any more shit ya make will definitely watch <3

Claymeister

Hey, not related to the podcast, and I hate being that guy that reaches out thru Jackson to a more famous friend, but I've got some very important news that i think Charlie could like. I'm sure he didn't like that City of Heroes shutdown. That's why I'd love him to see the Stop Killing Games EU Initiative, and maybe make a video on, to share the love, get more signatures (we need 1 Million :skull:). More news on a thread on your discord I've made here: https://discord.com/channels/956794566831403008/1270895798934179862

dyslexicanaboko

Jackson, I just want to congratulate you on all of your achievements. I joined the Official Podcast party a little later than past when it started, but been hooked since. Love all the great content and cast. It's been clear to me that you have a good head on your shoulders with running and growing the business. I don't mean to be a pest, but I just want you to make sure you are thinking of your long term future and securing your retirement. Clearly you are aiming to grow the brand, and that's great, but just make sure to diversify for your own sake. Everyone on this show is very intelligent and I am sure you guys are probably investing in property or something. For example, Mutahar (Some Ordinary Gamers) is brilliant with how he's handled things. He's a great role model in my opinion. Anyhow, I'm here to support you in your future endeavors.

Aotd

With Charlie leaving the podcast, and us getting a new host for the Red Thread. What’re the chances of us getting bonuses again? If I recall one of the factors we couldn’t was Charlie’s schedule being tied up, is there chances we can see bonuses make a return in the future? PS: in this current episode (401) Kaya mentioned the Pitcairn Islands, is the time nigh for us to overtake the island

Prim

Hey Jackson, as a podcaster yourself do you listen to any podcasts?

lanirus

Fuck it's time to goon!

FullmetalJesus

Thanks for answering the question Jackson. Your reasoning for not wanting to guest is valid I wouldn’t call it a personal flaw, I wouldn’t want that attention. I appreciate you putting yourself out there on the Official network. Keep up the good work king 👑

Khârn the betrayer

Jackson if you had a solo podcast talking about dinosaurs for an hour I would listen

THELOLMAN

Would you ever expose/ call out someone for being a pedo on criminally stupid

Callsign Cryptid

Hey Jackson would you guys do an episode on missing 411 cases, if you are not aware it’s basically a term that describes events of people going missing in the woods under mysterious circumstances. It would be a great opportunity to have a guest on to since Wendigoon’s friend Lore Lodge does a lot of videos on the subject

N

Would you please as 2-3 white men, do an episode on Yakub 🙏

Kristopher

As a follow up to the gang stalking, I believe it could be part of an episode covering FBI and CIA operations as a big part of gangs talking is that it is a government effort to harass “gifted” individuals

Carl

Any thoughts on doing an unsolved mysteries type story? Something that is based in reality, but has many theories that are fantastical. I am a huge fan of cold cases and I think there is a lot of interest overlap