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The Official Podcast #425 - Spoons In Our Brains (Patreon)

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2025-02-07 07:09:21
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2026-06
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kyro173

right in time for sleep thanks

Paragon-VI

Boys what the actual fuck was that

BigJoe

Same here brah

Nicole Holitzki

What the fuck was the beginning of that 😂

Taro

What the fuck

GelatMaru

Love the cannibalism cult talk, very awawaw

cas.ko

#downloaded

Arjun Dimazz

What the fuck am I listening to

Jeff Riffey

Jackson you’re doing a great job buddy. Keep up the good work

Red Raven

I haven't hit play yet and I'm terrified of what everyone is talking about

Jordan Smith

jackson and kaya getting a little too friendly w each other lately

K

I can always count on you guys. Listening to this at 3am getting ready for work is really setting the tone for my day. Nothing will surprise me now.

Nash Parsons

Plastic spoons... What a wonderful way to start my morning

Caleb P.

NO! SOMEONE HELP HIM!!

Kaden

I would love to move to offical.men but you don't have the bonus episodes there

ZombieWolf2508

I've never been religious, but I've always seen religion as a mixture of a few things- a skewed historical record, a way to teach lessons, a way to explain what they didn't know how to explain at the time, and a way to control/bring about order. For example, a lot of religions have either a flood event or a fire event. A possible theory to explain then would be an impact event in ancient times in the arctic. We know there was a sudden surge is water levels around 11k years ago, Meltwater Pulse 1B. This surge in water levels could have been enough to constitute a "great flood"

Warpup

Why didn't Kaya do a worm farm instead of an ant farm? Also Kaya did you ever get a queen or are the ants still incels?

BusterSwamp

Pepsi is way worse than Coke and you can tell the differences. Kaya and Andrew are bugging. #AndrewVSDoug

Josh Crawford

Jackson saying that worms are the most alien thing to him is so cute. He should probably not google horseshoe crabs.

Alex Kostiuk

What the fuck, what the fuck is this, please seek help

Western Philosopher

Non-scientists finding out about the observer effect and not understanding it in the slightest has set our collective intelligence back by centuries. Sorry to disappoint, but it’s probably not magic. Your eyeballs use light to see. Light is made of particles. Quantum stuff is really tiny, the size of, or even smaller than, light particles. Looking at quantum stuff with your eyes is the equivalent of shooting it with a rapid fire canon. But maybe there is a teeny tiny god that exists in the quantum realm and only lives to troll scientists. That is a world I want to live in.

MilkTile

This was quite the intro for it being my first live episode

Cheesepuff

My hand is hovering over the unsubscribe button purely because of that intro

Awwwcrap

Oh shit. You guys went right into that without context first. 😂🤣🤣

Awwwcrap

It's called love you homophobe. Sheesh

Awwwcrap

Something tells me this guy knows

Grelk

🤓

Tony F

Somehow these three have gotten progressively more raunchy after charlie left. I really wasn't expecting to hear straight up porn in the intro. (Not sure how it was supposed to be funny either.)

Western Philosopher

I saw the notification for my comment on this video and immediately thought, “Somebody definitely responded with a nerd emoji.”

Western Philosopher

I think you guys missed the first episode of Psych—it explains exactly why he has to pretend he’s psychic.

Eric Curry

What the fuck is happening

Paragon-VI

Best way I’ve heard it explained is; imagine you’re trying to see what something looks like in the dark. You can’t see in the dark, and thus you have to turn on the light, but if you turn on the light then you won’t know what the object looks like in the dark. It’s impossible to look at something and not interact with it, essentially. And yeah, I think that’s why you end up with God of the Gaps lmao

Dead Moonlyte

Lmao what a crazy intro😂😂 absolutely fyre

Angry dweller

It’s the Sophons fucking with our scientists

Charlotte

talk 30 to me boys

Vuskenicht

So yeah they had a gay sex orgy, then they discussed the classification and morality of cannibalism before speaking on the values and detriments of religion. It may have been unusual, but very entertaining. Great episode boys

Paolo De Leon

That intro.... top tier 🤣🤣

IDragslayer

Insane opening. I normally listen to you guys when I'm going to sleep and I legit thought that I was already half asleep and hallucinating a new episode where you guys got hacked and it was an AI intro.

Grelk

“NO FUN ALLOWED!!”

theofficialpodcast

Only comment of this type. Just this episode? Sounds fine / normal to me. -J

MilkMan248

Yeah I've realized it was from one of my earbuds after I commented hadn't had time to delete it cause I'm currently at work caught me off guard would flicker in and out

MilkMan248

Also question are there any plans to post the video versions earlier

theofficialpodcast

Unfortunately, it's impossible for us to get video versions up any earlier than about 12 hours on average. Criminally Stupid will get video uploads on Official.men and here (eventually), though, once we can get back into the production swing fully (slowly ramping things back up post-break). -J

Devon 🦈🤙🍗

The beginning was incredible! The placenta talk made me gag twice. It's my worst nightmare to throw up in a customer's back yard and you guys almost made me do it twice in one day 💀

Ace 1nst1nct

Regarding the Coke Freestyle machine (correct me if I'm wrong), I'm pretty sure the flavoring you put in the drink is just a generic flavoring shot from the machine itself. If you get a coke with vanilla or something, I don't think it's the regular formulation in a can of Coke.

Lou Sassle

The aussies are calling floats spiders? Thats the final straw, these people need forceful intervention

Ryan Smith

Best podcast intro that’s ever been recorded

Toasstt

What happened to hello?

Yonder

Keep in mind guys that there's 0 evidence of microplastics CAUSING Dementia. There's only evidence of higher micromicroplastics in dementia patients brains. Considering Dementia is a disease in which neural cells' ability to keep Neurons healthy is diminished, this could just be that Dementia causes more microplastics in the brain

Aupisye

Spiders float so maybe that's why?.

Cats On My Lawn

You guys laugh but in a lot of Aussie music festivals you can get free pill testers that are these paper swabs, you pop it in your party pill and they either turn a colour or they stay colourless, if they turn then throw the pill away. And it’s legit, it was coined by the police to stop teenage overdoses because they KNOW we’re taking pills at these festivals. I know it’s for real bc I asked a cop while I was at a festival for some of them, and straight up told her “me and my friends are definelty going to take pills sometime tonight” and she laughed and gave me a whole stack and told me to hand em out to people and told me to be safe and have fun. She did the whole “you girls shouldn’t be drinking when you take them” and the group laughed and she chuckled along. We took so many pills that night and a few of em even showed up because the strips. We chucked em away. They save lives because when you’re a teen, you’re a retard, and drugs are just. Really fun.

DazedDingo

Re: Andrews take on cannibalism: There's that classic story of the German cannibal dude who met someone on forums that wanted to be eaten. They had a nice wine and dine and the eatee got willfully killed and eaten. Red thread?

Jeremiah

Christian and theology study here, for me personally the main reason I’m Christian is the Christian perspective best suits my experience of reality, it explains the reason why these things happen the best and makes the most sense to me, i will say also there is a lot of evidence with the existence of God and the evidence of Jesus and his resurrection so yeah

Charles Glover

Pepsi is so noticeably different and worse than Coke

Gebieter33

Pepsi changed their Formula at the start of 2023. it now contains way less sugar and to compensate they added a blen of sweeteners.

Maxwell Morgan

Can we get a whole episode similar to the intro

lanirus

Holy shit I'm goonningggggg

lanirus

Obviously we're all pro cannibal consent ? No Jackson unfortunately I'm not. I'm pro cannibal rape

Ethan Kelly

What a fucking cold open

Will Pratt

I think religion is GAY and you guys are all GAY

Bandos Godsword

I’m late to the episode sorry everyone

Nebula

Taste test for Jackson: put Pepsi in coke can and coke in Pepsi can, blind reaction test

Tony M.

There were definitely some people here who got off to that surprise intro 🙃

tyler crowley

“I don’t have a fat soul, I only consume 40 grams of sugar a day”