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P094: modern day philosopher (Patreon)

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Comments

Vallon

Let’s gooo

Johnny O

Yooohoooo boooys!

minivan jim

Shoutout to the shaman and shoutout to the fuckin dawgz

Mc

About to quit my job while listening to this. Thanks guys, very good!

Ambientus

I assume you guys are building a studio to get all the slurs and shouting out of the house, but I will seriously miss the cozy red vs blue thing you have going now.

Casey577

I'll give you guys 20 dollars to have a homeless man on the show.

Dogburndan

Jace's "haHEHHH" laugh gets worse when he's drunk

GhostofCadia

I'm now apart of the Lemon Party Gang. It feels great to be free to express myself with other extremely gay men. Thank you for making this safe space.

Jester_Erectus

I ran out of beer when Jace relapsed, but now I have some again and can have a drink with him and Devan vicariously

Funny Donor

Jace: Tie one Off…. Hmm buddy it’s tie one ON.

HeBro

Ben your novel, I read the sample pdf that I bought off SilkRoad website…. Wow terrible

Tommy Bahama

cant wait to hear which topic ben has a massively wrong read on in this episode

Michael J

Its unreal how quickly you guys became a podcast that talks about nothing but comedy, the podcast industry, and internet comments about yourselves. Respect you guys riding this gravy train for all its worth though, can’t be upset at people doing well for themselves. I’ll be back when it all falls apart and you guys are actually funny again.

David Bosquet

Jace being a pussy lightweight doesn’t surprise me one bit

Carson Tank

On episode 18 of the Patreon Jace made a promise to say the N-word on episode 100 of the Patreon. Do you intend to make well on your deal?

Funny Donor

Jace “Literally” Avery

J S

I would IMMEDIATELY jump to the new paytch

Ambientus

Stop all this positivity bullshit. Show fills a niche that noone else out there has. Talking vitriolic shit is where you all shine.

Bill S Preston Esquire

Can't wait to see Ben on Rogan sucking ass. Uncle Sam wants his money

Ratsnest

Jace and Devan are going to pull up to Ben's comedy show like "Colonel William Tavington" pulls up to that church in "The Patriot". They'll unapologetically bar the doors and burn the place to the ground

X__andy

Friday baby!!🍋🍋🍋🎉🍋🎉🍋🇮🇳🇮🇳❤️❤️

Robert

take the 400k, and we’ll follow the new patreon for a couple bucks

HONKE

N

tucked between

The fact that Ben used to do standup in SLO county is too funny. That “art” / comedy scene in that area is the antithesis to this show.

mortsafe

Fried egg roll and a dog

BrooklynBorn

Why is the YT more brutal than this?

N word scissor hands

Thanks for returning the original song Ben. Also appreciate the hour and a half ep this week. Got a good feeling about this one boys

Flabbergasted

Not even a question, wings up kings

N word scissor hands

I think I speak for all the retards when I say scam the rich black for 400k and start a new patreon. We will follow you

jake

Hey chat, what is your hangover cure? Enjoying a bottle of wine in the evening leaves me with a head splitting headache the next day

comixbrainz zzz

The night Tim Dillon has to bring up Ben at the Comedy Store after him will be a fun night.

Ambientus
>>144073387

Genuinely NUUN works really well. Drop 3 tablets into a gallon of purified water and chug 1/4 before going to bed. Sure you'll get up to piss, but you'll feel great in the morning

A R

Boo this sucked ass Yeah, lets just have a business call put it up on our podcast Patreon for our patrons what a buncha faggs

Gay Mr. Gay Guy

I will move with you to a different patreon account, get the bag!

simp for katie

It’s me again babe. Ben doesn’t have to know about us. Check your email from a proton.me address

Jonathan Lemkin

Sad to see Ben starting stand up. He’s become what he swore to destroy.

Charlie

New podcast name : Best part of the chimkin

Danny

Ben is such an insane low IQ retard for going back to comedy shows - there’s a very weird sleazy feeling coming off him.

Danny

Lemonparty Patreon Strike is being organized in discord - turn off the valve for them.

Ambientus
>>144079474

They all need new experiences for the pod to go on. We can only listen to the same stories so much.

Daniel

This made me cum

David Goonins

Drinking at work while listening to this. Very good!

Merfy Mac

Jace Avery: “Everything Ben tries to do is like a drunk guy trying to grab his car keys from the counter.” 👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻 Guess I’m the only one never heard of Joke World or 2Lazy2Try… Kill Tony last ep got 7 million views in 3 days. That’s f—king popular.

Jeff

Jesus died for your Zyns should have been the episode title.

Timothy

“Former Time Dillon Show producer murders wife and child in drunken rage”

Tommy Bahama

[2lazy2try monotone voice] ok so it looks like the lemon party boys are becoming what they’ve always hated. they just spent an entire podcast discussing comedy. anyway, yeah, sad to see what they’ve become

Tyler

My roommate watches kill tony every Monday, maybe if you guys all call him a fag he will stop, please help me in my cause

Kalín

"tom segura bought a bank" 🤣🤣

Gay Mr. Gay Guy

Hello Jake from Joke World, if you are reading this I wish to thank you for your service 🫡

David Eric Ricketts

Please post Devan, Jace, and Ben’s old stand-up sets. I’d love to see them.

David B.

Just gotta get this off my chest. I was at the Philly show and had a great fuckin time

Mason Hartke

Someone talk to Ben before he ruins his own show

rolon96 2810
>>144088459

When buy outs happen it does look at automotive youtube some big channels I watched got bought out lost creativity and got very boring Lost appeal

DHexus23D

The boys are really hitting their stride.

megaman

People don't think it be like it is. But it do.

N word scissor hands

Devon was spot on with his take on people who do live pods all the time as soon as they get bigger. Thank you for keeping the lemon party race pure

White Man

It’s a good thing that Ben is doing standup, now that he’s done destroying his life with food he needed something new to lead himself into ruin. The fat bit was getting stale.

Mason Hartke
>>144088459

Well good news is Hate Watch is still a great pod and will be for the foreseeable future

Tommy

Good ep.. Sad

tucked between

One of the key quality of this show is disparaging commentary about real life mentally deranged open mic-ers

Dr sponge

Ben if you want to make money you should start a jubilee style channel where you hire bozos off Craigslist and make gay little videos you easily could do it and make a shit ton

individual4418

Damn, I would pay money to hear Devan do more of the JokeWrld impression. It was so hilariously accurate and off putting.

Soos

Ben thinks calling the fans awesome will make it stop…. Ben the only thing that’ll make it stop is 6 feet of rope

CrezD

No joke Ben, I would follow you anywhere. Kick, your own website, fucking FB live. I’m a lemonhead for life.

Willycole
>>144089252

Liked this comment just got the profile pic. I went to high school with you

Jake Novak

Ok enough of this “ Ben getting fat isn’t funny” shit! It fucking rocks, Ben stop listening to the haters keep going until you have diabetes. All the Ben getting fat “bits” are comedy gold. Don’t let those LA fags shame you into losing the weight ,keep going 🐳 .

ChopGlockShogun

Rick glassman is such a mommy's boy faggot kike. You're not smart or more savvy, Rick. You're a hack. Kill yourself.

Hank Chill

Jace has surpassed Devan as the resident sopranos fan. He had taken all the psych meds tony did. Sad to see what Devan had become.

Dr sponge

You gotta do a jokewrld sketch now

Johnny Malloy

I love that even you guys knew the prison sketch didn’t work. It’s the only bad one though. And the podcast guy one was an instant classic. I encourage everyone here to check out Devan’s old videos. Great stuff. Plus you get old clips of Joey and John when they were fat.

Johnny Malloy
>>144063920

I would laugh if one episode they end it and it pulls back to show Yarmles has created a 1:1 replica of Ben’s office and the set looks identical to his house. Or they do it in the baby’s room and have a mic hanging over the crib. I hear the fans are gaga over the baby!

Dewie Lemons

Keep the black Israelites out of my city bud!

choochang

You know damn well ray kumps “cant wait for the next ben avery project” ricochet’s around his skull

Chase Lepard

Joke WRLD is watching... Haha Thanks for the shout-out and all the nice things you guys said. Jake laughed at the impression!

jake

Being racist kicks ass

Lizzy in a Box

Get the patrons to mail cash to your PO Box instead of Patreon. This is the future

Logan V

Have another drink Devan

Phil Sidock

This was an amazing episode. Thanks, retards! 🍋🍋🍋

DankHill

Someone on the subreddit said Jace has a big penis and frankly, I’m outraged.

Austin

Ben hasn’t been the same since the Trump assassination attempt… he has a newfound sense of love and gratitude 🙏🏻

Vaughn Collins

Jace is more of a bitch about drinking while drinking than he was sober.

pickedKnows

Getting into a feud with Rick Glassman would be hilarious, would not want to mess with that guy

Johnny Malloy
>>144089285

The bit was stale but Ben was eating it anyway. Damn! It is a hard bit to break out of.

Josh Newton

Why does Jace speak like he was raised on the beach in Santa Cruz but he was raised in fucksville Texas

Jeff

It’s like I’m listening to Plato say the N word. Truly philosophers

Josh Newton

Don’t worry Jace you won’t experience any side affects

Stewart

You know what!This pod is getting stale. Someone needs to call in the content defibrillator John Knof to bring this show back to life.

justin calderara

Jace and Devan are like special needs teachers explaining to Ben why they can't do to many live shows. Love the enthusiasm Ben but they are right you can't overdue it and if you let it your OCD will make you overdue everything

jake

Low key, like low key this is a very underrated episode

Norm_McDonald's

Can you give yourself epilepsy from doing too much nitrous oxcide? Because I think I'm doing that.

Mike

Hate the episodes where they just list stand-ups who suck

Sachin Simon

The fame finally got to them. New studio ? What’s next Ben you getting a Mclaren

Karl Hungus

You all saved me again. It's my first bday since my dad passed and his call was all always my favorite part of the day. Started ugly crying at work thinking about it ...then popped on some lemonparty and was cured within minutes. Love you guys so much

Michael H

Drop new merch I need a jerk sweatshirt

doak1

Ben is at boss level of sucking ass

Eric Butler

Devon said the Word in the new Public episode ❤️

rolon96 2810

Ben opening for bert trash talk will be funny and awkward on stage 🤣

rolon96 2810
>>144354540

Connor and ben opening for bert will be the funniest most awkward after him doing this podcast. The comedians that got roasted will be awkward interactions after listening to this podcast

Emoney bags

Take the money and we’ll follow, only caveat is free auto blows for all patrons who joined first week

Kamil Prusakowski

Idea for easy money for the boys - viciously roast Tim for 1,5h straight and lock it behind new patreon tier

Calen Lucas

Respect for the prison sketch acknowledgment

n.a

Spot on, no one wants live shows. Please don't become like how did this get made.

Charlie

If I ever hit the lottery I’m buying a place in LA and funding sketches for you guys. There are SO MANY skits that have played out in my head from listening to this show, it’s the least I could do.