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P094: modern day philosopher (Patreon)

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ThatGuyTobias

GEORGE FLOYD WAS A GAY COLORED RETARD WHO NEEDED TO BE ELIMINATED NOT JUST FOR THE LIVES AND PHYSICAL SAFETY OF HIMSELF, BUT OTHERS.

JMow

Kill yourselves queers!

Ridge

Cock paper scissors

Ratsnest

Hangover "Cures" or for fags. I wake up shaking, dehydrated and go straight to the hospital. Where a nurse with fat F-cup jugs will IV me and pump my stomach

Ridge

Jace we love it when you trash comedians. It’s all in good fun. Please do not stop.

Ridge

This is high art. Philosopher kings at work. How dare you trash the canon of Lemonpartyshow

T K

Hopefully someone tricks Ben into saying it on the stream tonight

BustCohle

Devon's pushback on doing more live stuff around the 40" mark is a great example of what makes lemonparty/hatewatch so great. I saw there was another hour in this episode after that and 💦💦💦💦

King Larry

I think it was Kyle Kinane who said it a while ago, that comedy is much more dynamic than radio because you can’t replay the hits . Apparently that’s wrong and all these mouth breathers want Bert Kreischer marvel universe shit on repeat.

T K

Ben's special is going to be named "Gringo Paki"

Ratsnest
>>144068523

Wait, real talk... Have you heard the Machine story? He almost didn't tell it on stage but Joe Rogan convinced Bert in a podcast to tell it. It's about how when he was in college he went to Russia and robbed a train, holy smokes... It's hilarious!

Maarten .

Oh man sounds like Ben is really in deep financial trouble. I've heard rumours that Katie is slushing his money away and storing it into an offshore account for when she finally decides to divorce him. Would be nice to see a little more transparancy from LP on this issue, us patreons would like to know where our donations are going.

MrMike

Work vpn down and new episode? Thank my science!

Gina

ben fat arc ended, devan alcoholism arc begun

Kert

You better be recording and uploading the comedy shows! I am on the other side of the planet and cannot come to the live shows. Make it into a Patreon if you have to you greedy bastards.

Noah Dino

Stuck in the airport. Thanks guys. You're the only thing keeping me from going full Allahuakbar. Al-Hawk-tuah-akbar!

Daniel

This made me cum

Merfy Mac

Jace Avery: “Everything Ben tries to do is like a drunk guy trying to grab his car keys from the counter.” 👏🏻👏🏻👍🏻 🆑🅰️🅿️ 🆑🅰️🅿️ Guess I’m the only one never heard of Joke World or 2Lazy2Try… globalizing Comedy Store doorgossip. Kill Tony last ep got 7 million views in 3 days. That’s f—king popular.

Sniggering
>>144070943

Truth is Ben, well, Ben is loosing all of his money to Devan. You see after Ida left (Devans’ sidepiece) to start her dream career of sucking off the NBA Lakers, Devan absconded for more than a single evening with Katie (The reason we occasionally have to listen to trash baby stories). Ben did eventually find out however after asking Katie several times to record her time with Devan, she ripped the bandaid off and had Devan sodomise her while Ben watched (filthy business if you ask me). As a result he is now sexually stimulated from cuck humiliation and has asked that Devan steal his money from the Patreon in order to help him cum. All things said here are 100% factual and can be confirmed by Jace Avery, the photographer Devan has been using for his offsite cuck bangs.

Sniggering

Ben is for sure still fat as fuck…

Moyo

I actually like watching the live shows and how yall handle the hecklers. It's hilarious and that's what converted me to a patreon member.

r0b

Oh shit an hour and a half?? Let’s see what the boys get into this week!

GLMT

Banger episode! 😂🔥

Dongleloid

I need to stop drinking. Somehow Jase starting again, makes me feel more confident in that position. That said, like everyone else, I’m so stoked for Jase.

E L î
>>144094152

You can quit alcohol but the one drug you cant quit is LemonParty

Carson Bertrand

RIP to long term Lemon Party patreon subscriber and Lemon Party discord mod Thomas Matthew Crooks. Retard in Piss <3

Blastycat

I miss the golf content

Russ Sibbison

Don't let the prison sketch miss get you down fellas, can't get em every time. Comedy Deathbed is a masterpiece.

Special Ed class

I used to watch this sober in the morning now I get hammered because I want to feel apart of something

Mrgarbage

as a straight man, I would never discuss any ailments or pains with anyone. I do not get hangovers because I am not a weak person. Drinking is passe, and I don't need some flamboyant pedophile to dictate this for me. Fuck you Ben.

Mrgarbage

Aging hipster with health in decline takes the cheap Rogan route into stand-up comedy after he spent over 100 hours conveying the complete opposite sentiment and also rolling over every other personality trait he claims to have while being a totally smug edge-lord retard the entire time: The Ben Avery Story && if ben can successfully reenter the comedy scene in that way after everything he has proclaimed on this show, I truly have no faith left in anything. And the audience is the one i'm blaming, it's not even his fault. What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Jade

Realizing Ben is cutting down on food just so he can buy Katie more shit. #whalemoves

Nifears

Who else would come to a Portland show?

T K

Wow, another live stream removed for copyright. Sad to see a purportedly "creative" comedian like Ben have to stoop to stealing content belonging to others.

Sniggering
>>144094152

ELI speaks the truth young brothers. LP goes from one bump to an 8 ball a night. All it takes is one small inhalation of the ears.

Gabriel
>>144094152

I’ve learned in order to quit booze I also have to quit cocaine and that’s just not a bridge I’m ready to cross

No Country for Old Ben

Jayce was always funny. Now he’s funny and slightly more confident.

HalfFaget

The Fat era is over. Time for the Fag era. Love the pink shorts

Cole Rozyla

take that retards money ill switch to the new one

Thomas
>>144181098

Bit retarded here, really convinced me on this one. Ben Simmons on tour is it. I'm in.

DanielDragon
>>144084790

Right? Just because he says he’s losing weight… doesn’t mean he’s correct and/or all of a sudden not fat

Ben Kizzy

Jace coming for the crown

Monster MW

Appreciate you guys a lot 🤘🏻❤️

Frogman

Ass inverted dick switch and jediphile are bits ben should bring back.

Gremmalin

if i had a drink for every time Jace mispronounced “Schenectady, NY” i’d be drunker than Devan

WiiTard

Ben is becoming more of a cuck than before. Shame

Knuckin Futz

Excited as hell for the Virgil Benny boy

Matthew Boyle

I agree with Devin and Jace on the love shoes. Stick to the pods... unless your coming to Ireland 😅

Seth Dickfield
>>144311822

There's a movie called Synecdoche, NY. And Jace is always trying to signal to everyone that he's a big film buff.

account gooogle

i’m proud of ben for keeping the show going new studio and he didn’t leave us🥹