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P096: the magnetic zero (Patreon)

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2024-08-02 12:00:13
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dust

Sl-Avery bros at it again

Dpro Edwards

Driving up to Michigan, we going all lemon party

Alex Machado

about time you post the patreon you fucking coward.

Ratsnest

Wow, faggots! Really downhill since the new studio. It's destroyed the listening quality overall. Can't believe how much it's effected this episode. Clean it up! (I haven't listened yet or really seen the new studio)

Ryan

Its so funny how much they have shouted out the yarmels guy and then every single comment said the studio was terrible. 10/10 lemonparty bit

Liam

Ben I have aids please help me

Skazzo

Yarmals on fools notice.

Tommy Bahama

[2lazy2try monotone voice] ok so, it looks the lemonparty boys just shot themselves in the dick with their new studio. they spent a lotta time talking about it, but as soon as the fans saw it, they hated it. and honestly, i kinda see where they’re coming from. it’s pretty dark and cramped, and, yeah, it just doesn’t look too great. so anyway, yeah, sad to see what they’ve become.

megaman

Another great one on the books boys

Sam
>>145401687

I only listen to audio and I still hate the new studio. Sad

Davy Jones Locker

Everyone go to this guy they keep saying makes the best “builds” and uh, tell him what you think about the new LP studio

Tony Carbs

So we're gonna find Jace's doctor and harass her now right?

Jeffrey

If I had an hour with Jace I could cure his mental problems for sure.

Soukha Mahdiq

I listened to the audio, how bad is the studio?!

Dogburndan

Sad to hear the boys gushing about the new studio before all the comments start flooding in shitting on it

Jester_Erectus

If having a XXL Cowboy Bebop shirt is gay, then just call me Ben I guess 😡

Lord's Only Son

Devon probably cleaned up nicely with $ kickbacks from this "contractor" or builder considering how much he is shilling for the new and "improved" studio. Living up to his Sopranos idols naturally! Ben of course is a retard. He could have done something abstract where he just had comically zoomed/fishlenses on all three of em if he wanted to feel like he is Scorsese or something and left the old setup alone. Especially considering the off the wall MDE-like tone of the show at times. Nope. He is just a crayon eating Texas hick (probably with legit learning disabilities he tries to pass off as "autism") Why Jace hasn't slowly usurped the king and taken reins of the show before the Lebanese Tony Soprano from L.A. burns the said show into the ground for insurance money is anyones guess. That scheming rat has his own show, and Patreon remember? The call is coming from inside the house you Tex hicks!

George Chauvin

What if we administered an IUD up my ass in the new Lemonparty studio... JK!! ....unless 👉👈🥺💦

Tommy Bahama

so funny that Jace mentions Ben’s “house phase”, which isn’t referring to Ben getting into house music, but instead, getting into the TV show House and faking a limp and walking around with a cane in an attempt to emulate hugh laurie. all-time autism moment for Ben. #2 moment is of course spending thousands of dollars on a studio that looks like a goon cave

justin calderara

Jace is pretty gay but you are objectively gayer Ben. I mean the shorts alone

David Bosquet

a podcast devoted to making fun of retards and one of the hosts is taking anti-depressants, bragging about fucking fat chicks and taping magnets to his head. He is truly the subject matter expert

David Eric Ricketts

The no tipping bothers me. Say the N word , but don’t be like the blacks.

Bean Baun

That sketch idea is great Devin wrong needs no explanation it’s so funny

GayAssBen

I'm listening to the show at work rn and i can feel the shitty studio affecting the overall quality of the show. Sad

Gaven

Sad

BrooklynBorn

Ben “I’m so tough I beat up drag queens in McDonalds ball pits “ Avery.

avaragejoes

Aww jace I fucking hate you tbh I cant stand him

Mark Hamlin

Two men who are married and raised a kid together for the last 25 years are ten times less gay than the 40 minutes of Jace talking about being a fat sad.

Stewart

Ben is about to drop a new Happy piss lemon seltzer

Jeff
>>145400901

Sad to see that you haven’t seen what they’ve became

Jeff
>>145401687

The “and honestly” is classic 2lazy! Great job! I love reading things in 2lazy voice.

Daniel

This made me cum

You Effo

Please shoot the piss-grave sketch.

Jeff

Media : WOW its so crazy that the Hawk Tuah girl is so famous for talking about blowjobs, let’s give her a national platform and numerous interviews to essentially create the strange phenomenon that we’re talking about.

Mike S

Bill Maher truly sucks ass. The fucking Hawk Tuah girl has more intersting things to say than he does on HIS SHOW.

Funny Donor

Jace “LITERALLY” Avery

Ratsnest
>>145418627

What are you on about? He smokes weed and is edgy (Random). He's so fucking cool. I want him to adopt me

Mike S
>>145418627

What's crazy is that she asks him, "do you like Keith Whitley?", AND I ACTUALLY DO. I, a random nobody, could drum up a more interesting conversation than a man who's been professionally interviewing people for thirty years.

CrezD

Tbh Jace I also want to turn my brain into a Michelinas frozen Alfredo.

Jeff

Club Random sounds like a name a teenage girl would come up with. LOL I’m so random. Bill Maher is such a fucking tool. Can’t believe I used to like him. Sad to see what I once had become and have since become unburdened by in the future since past is behind us and the future is yet to come so we have to live in the present.

Some Guy

Jace - you need to exercise 60 minutes per day. Do it for 14 days. Straight. If you don't do what I say, you don't want to make progress. You're in my top 5 favorite comedians currently.

avaragejoes
>>145411112

Sorry over his gay shit it's annoying I'm happy hes around people that atleast try to tell him he's being gay if the dude was as depressed as he says he is all the fucking time he wouldn't have a gf or friends and would have shot himself already the guy has made being sad hes whole thing

Some Guy

Devan and Jace are funny.

VanGina69

I work in VC and helped with a deal for TMS therapy - I’ve seen people with positive results but I didn’t get involved because the CEO said it cured his wife’s depression because she started wearing perfume again. Semaglutide helped w/ my binge eating.

avaragejoes
>>145411112

Jace stop being gay just be a fat drunk bastard like you're brother and friends

Delyn Kirstein

The worst part is if you fight the drag queen for grabbing your dick and you lose the consequences will be dire

DankHill

Jace the type of dude to threaten to kill himself and freak out on you when you agree that he should. Also Jace is the funniest guy on the cast and it wouldn’t be the same without him. Catch 22 I reckon.

Kylie
>>145404436

Just imagine a back room of a dark dingy chuckie cheese with all the colorful lights

Tyler

Please do the sketch lmao 🤣 pee pee mouth

Jo Bones

That's crazy you fellas spent money on such a shitty "studio". Thanks for saving the show with your faggy depression tales Jace.

Jeff

Wow what a dumb coping mechanism Jace. Now if you’ll excuse me I’m going to go furiously goon to VR porn on my oculus quest 3 to temporarily distract myself from the reality that no remotely attractive woman will ever be sexually interested in me in real life. lol fags.

Soos

The “These words” studios

3guys1lemon

Ben “I was raped” Avery

DesertSolopsism

Jace is the perfect example of a retard that doesn't have a real job, no real hobbies, no family, and then wonders why he's depressed.

Jose Menendez Tucker’d Cockinson

Ben, you can call Jace gay all you want, but you mirror all of the mannerisms or Brian Redban to a T. And you’re under on the mortgage.

Travis Dagz

The studio looks like shit what a waste lmfaoo

beefsmellington

The newest Jackass sucked ass Bois, I’m sorry

Goblinfire

Carful about drinking during the period of TMS, you’re gay so it’s fine, it won’t kill you but it might make the treatment less effective. The goal is to enhance neuroplasticity and alcohol inhibits those processes.

David castro

I love the timing of these type of episodes

Tslice

I knew jace was gay lmao

Jacob Fain

Please god Ben shoot that sketch I am begging

T

Bill Maher does ad reads for ghettogaggers

John Synnott

jace stop exposing your brain to dangerous chemicals and do a heroic dose of psilocybin mushrooms

Ewokuno

Can’t even see the new studio in the audio only but it sounds like it sucks ass

Jason Fontaine

Holy fuck Devan absolutely owned at 1:03:03

HairyDaddyDick

Because of a nword I just got a free 6 Crumbl cookies. Alluh akbar

jake

Jace is a sad excuse of a person. Someone else who gives more to the world should have his golf ability

Jack Vandelay

Question for the Muslim Patreon listeners. Is it possible to declare jihad against a studio?

Juan Pedroza

Jace is a sad cuck who constantly mocks God and I get it , yall were in a cult but God will not be mocked. At this point he needs psychedelics and JESUS. the real Jesus , not the white one they forced down yalls throat. Sad to see what he’s become honestly. (He’s actually a comedic genius and I’ll be praying for him) 🙏🫶🏼 . He just overthinks alot, he really needs to take some shrooms and pray alone and just connect to God.

DreadfulDecaf

Jace will become so happy and well adjusted they're going to have to re-molest him

rolon96 2810

Bill mahr impression was accurate sounds like him

doak1

News flash Jace, this isnt a therapy session

Max DeCrosta

48:00 @jayce How They Removed Kids From The Equation - slow start

Sawyer Fordyce

Imagine a "Jamie" esque producer with the new studio. "Yea Jamie look up Jack Nicholson in Somethings Gotta Give" what a faggot

George Floyd Minion

Ben: jace is so gay Ben later that same episode: wouldn’t it be funny, if Jace went pee pee in my mouth for a full minute

Max Cole

Honestly love these types of episodes. Jace being gay makes me feel good about me being gay

Sachin Simon

Sad to see what this has become. The first 95 episodes were pretty decent though, no 🧢

pete

Imagine pulling their income and complaining about being sad. Embarrassing. How about a little gratitude and consideration for your patrons, chief

Taylor killpack

Jace is the funniest, coolest, most attractive AND the kindest of this group. (I think Ben and Devon are awesome too so don’t get your panties in a bunch) He deserves to feel great even if he has to shoot lasers, or magnets, or booze into his brain. Get off the dudes ass he’s just trying to survive this shit existence.

Vaughn Collins

I love when my 3 gay dads have underlying tension it always makes the episodes better I love the evil of this studio

ShapesAndCheese

Can’t find the new Patreon episode, where is it? How about uploading it so we can hear it. Sad

Phil Sidock

I'm happy to hear that Jayce is making progress. May he live on as a fully gay retard for many years to come. 🙏

DooDang

Jace Avery? More like Jace Faggery

Josh Newton

Jace aka “gayce” has anxiety about people not liking him. Mean while he is making 6 figures a year for people to hear him bull shit once or twice a week. Get over it faggot and stop playing the victim role. Work a hard job or start sweating more.

Josh Newton

Imagine having a son like Jace… that would make me kill myself…

hhhhhh

Jayce you are great and funny and kind, your problem might be porn tho, porn is very very bad for your brain/pysche it’s also produced by j e w s, looking at other guys dicks for hours is designed to make you gay btw

MikeLatoris

There's only one thing that'll help Jace. 6 months hard physical labor, 60+ hours a week. Living only off nicotine, hard liquor, and meth. Ben could use the same program.

Sam Stich

Ben listening to Nick Fuentes?

Jerad

Great another Jace episode

Luke

Sad.. what would Dylan Farnham say

Joan Gillis

Hate watch new ep is gay. I suck the most but the Italian bits were so mid

doak1

Is yarmels a make a wish? Wtf is this

Joseph Mead

I was diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder when I was 22 years old and major depressive disorder when I was 25 when I was 28 I underwent 15 rounds of ECT therapy. If this is what your alluding to it’s a shame they led you to believe there would not be any side effects you will likely experience short term memory loss later in life that you will be able to notice. Its not going to fix you unless your able to recognize that it’s an insurance scam just along with just about everything else you’ve probably gotten yourself involved in when it comes to your mental health. The only reason you feel like your in a zen state after experiencing and electricaly induced seizure is because by law they are required to put you under for the procedure.. your coming off of the same drugs they use when they knock you out to fucking do surgery on you. Ben is right it’s always going to be a new thing untill you recognize that the things arent fixing shit. For me my rock bottom with mental health was ect therapy I realized I was in 4 medications I was being abused by the health care system and it was only serving to make me more intrenched in that system. They tell you they want you to get better but that’s bullshit Jace. Your insurance is paying thier salaries and bonuses. There is a reason it’s still considered a fucking experimental treatment. It’s not proven just like almost everything in the mental health space.

Logan Orton
>>146157986

If you don't mind: Did anything end up helping? Like did anything move the compass needle even one degree?

rolon96 2810
>>146157986

Well I treated my cptsd from my parents childhood abuse with comedy. I have my bad terrible nightmares, and have my days I want no one around me, also Days when I get depressed to not want to eat. I use comedy, exercise, and cbd stuff to help. It's better than alcoholism and smoking. I did both it was rough so replaced it with other stuff. I go through therapy and psychiatrist treatment. I am still stuck in my abusive fag family environment.

rolon96 2810
>>146157986

Like it says comedy is the best medicine. Almost every single good comedian has some sort of psychological trauma.

rolon96 2810
>>146050064

Ben walking around with a cane impersonating dr house. Ben as a doctor will be funny roasting. A guy walks in, "the high blood pressure is obviously seen here fat fuck." And the nurse laughing in the background. If it was me I would roast, "dam ray charles can't see his high blood pressure cause." 🤣

Gruntch

The line between the public eps and these eps are getting very VERY thin

SassySantos

Jesus Christ Jace is pathetic. Literally just grow up and stop being a little pussy. Yes Jace, placing a giant magnet on your head is going to fix your problems and have 0 side effects. What a melodramatic little self deprecating homo. Want to know how to stop binge eating. Grow a pair. I’m genuinely amazed how pathetic he’s become.

SassySantos

Also, no Ben you’re not wrong. Devan and Jace have no skin in the game so don’t care. You have a kid now and see the world different. Liberalism is a degenerate fag filled culture and it’s gone too far. More people need to push back against this shit. The time for tolerance is over.

Ian Charpy

Faggot with the hard R