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P096: the magnetic zero (Patreon)

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2024-08-02 12:00:14
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Knickoson

Dang it we have to wait until Tuesday for your guys’ reaction to everyone being pissed

Merfy Mac

Christening the fabulous new Club Yarmles studio shouting “The N Word!” = c u c k e d :(

ThatGuyTobias

We should kill all Muslims the way George Floyd was killed, to better our society,

Ratsnest

My dumb bitch mom grounded me. Took my phone and Xbox away but she forgot about my PSP, huzzah!

Russ Sibbison

Invite Mike from Redbar on to christen the studio, he will say N for you without even being asked.

Alex

Proud of you for starting the TMS Jace. Shit actually works, stick with it

Russ Sibbison

Leave my best friend Jace alone, he deserves to be happy even if it takes a lobotomy

T-Swzzle

Jace just need some dick

Ratsnest

More like fagnet therapy

Boy George Floyd

Ben= unexamined life Jayce= Overexamined life Devan= alcoholic muslim

Aidan

The screen in the back fucking sucks, I’m gay

Moyo

Ben Avery ❌️ Ben Sl-Avery ✅️

chasetm

Love the new stu

Lez Lemon

Jace needs anal eel therapy

Ridge

Wasn’t Rick Perry the guy who had the N word painted on a rock at his ranch ?

Ridge

I’m a doctor you have to tell me

Russ Sibbison
>>145402925

I got home from performing at an open mic to hear the words "comedy is sucking ass and not being cool"... Very comforting. Props for baring your soul for ridicule (mainly from your brother)

Ridge

Jace is becoming trans via magnetic forces

Jacob

Jace should try Neodymium magnets on each side of his head. Works wonders

David B.

Very mothership

T K

Hey Jace, we're in the golden era of opiates, hope this helps!

Free Hat

Please make that sketch. We'd pay into a fund to produce it, or at least I would.

AK

Keep it up, Jace. It’s hard to describe it to people who don’t experience it. I’m there too, brother. And it’s not gay to get better. It’s only homosexual. So you’re good.

Free Hat
>>145406577

Its in the name of the ranch, so I'm sure its painted everywhere.

Sniggering
>>145405647

Yeah it’s really distracting while you’re trying to look a people on the side in the dark while the centre is taken up by bens screensaver. How tf is Ben a producer? Sad to see what they’ve become.

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Jace is simply living in the future, direct stimulation of parts of the brain is going to be the new percs, and will soon be done courtesy of sir Elon

Daniel

This made me cum

Noah Dino

Predicted slur score: 1,000 slurs to 0

Knuckin Futz

Is there a way to mainline lemon party straight to the vein?

Kylie

I’m a gay retard and I love lemonparty

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Ben’s body probably has too many trace metals from all the fast food for the TransMagnets to work

Alyx W

Jace defending furries, that wasn't in my 2024 bingo sheet

DanielDragon

Ben and Devan were definitely thinking about Electro-Convulsive Therapy. That’s where they shock your brain with electricity to induce a seizure. The media portrays it like the doctors strap you into an electric chair and give you a huge seizure that makes you foam at the mouth and fries your head lol. It’s much softer and gentler than that and they induce very small seizures in a targeted area. Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation doesn’t induce seizures and is even more targeted than ECT. It’s something I’ve been thinking about having done. I think Jace might have to go back like once a year after the 20 sessions are done though just for maintenance

Elliot

"Stupid podcast! Be more funny!". Lame episode guys...

Matt

Seeing Jackass forever in theaters with friends was like the first time I felt like things were back to normal

goon time

happy friday gentlemen and other persuasions

Kert

Make the fucking peepee clip

goon time

peepee sketch was pure liquid gold

The Peen.

JFC, Jace. Love you brother. Be well, you rule.

No Country for Old Ben

Jayce doing magnetic brain therapy and drinking alcohol is definitely going to develop fetal alcohol syndrome in his adulthood

Monster MW

I like the episode of house when he makes a lesbian woman get a colonoscopy without any pain meds/anesthesia because he thought she was lying about something .

Steven Bersebach

Jace… you’ve actually been an inspiration. I started taking L-Theanine when you mentioned it like a month ago and started lifting weights again. I too am prone to self isolation, but am starting to even out. You provide a wonderful contrast to the other two faggots on the podcast who suck ass and hate everyone.

Monster MW

Jace, I went through 36 treatments of TMS last year myself and I definitely have had positive results :) I think I started listening to lemon party shortly after I finished the treatment :)* I know how that sounds lmao but it’s also true. ALSO the pain/discomfort will subside! After the first week or so, it should start to ease up and be a lot more comfortable. Towards the end of my treatments I barely noticed them anymore :) *and they’re free?! That’s amazing, it’s not covered by a lot of insurance providers

Geo Zawsum

Thank you, Jace. You're awesome. WICHBTB. ❤️‍🩹

YmirNOR

Sorry, but the new studio sucks. Weekly peep show of Ben's legs gone forever...

Monster MW

Ben, TMS is awesome! It’s not gay ! I’m too excited to hear about it, it doesn’t get a lot of news lol forgive my excessive commenting

Nomadic Hermit

More sketch ideas from Ben please. Ben write, Devan act. Jace be there. Perfection.

Nic Smith

Everyone has attained their final form. Ben is a shock jock on a morning zoo show, Jace is sucking the queer out of his brain with a giant electro magnet, and Devan is the old barfly that everyone loves. God I fucking love this show.

Dana Rigamortisaur

Very good episode boys! Looking forward to you guys figuring out and getting more comfortable in the new studio.

Damien Burrello

I can see that sketch idea fitting into a great narrative. Somewhere that fits like the last puzzle piece

Sam Hellman

Fuzzy camera... gay talk about about dudes feelings... relapses... I couldn't ask for anything more!

John cavanagh

I hate the new studio set up. Ben needs to be in the shot so we can see him laugh

Jim

Jace, does not seem to be doing well at all.

Nathan

Jace I also have not good thoughts. It’s genetic :( But Devans right. Ive started hanging out with people more and getting more hobbies. Now I very rarely to never think about it.

Gabriel

Jace I sincerely hope you get better soon, all jokes aside. Maybe a weekend in Vegas with blow, booze, and a nice escort at the Trump Hotel (you have the money now) could do you some good??

Hank Chill

Jace don't worry if people like you. You need to decide if you like them brother.

Goals

The camera switching looks super retarded, the problem is the main camera is acceptable and the other cameras are potato quality.

Thomas

I personally am gay

Hey Fella

Devan is off about the Woody Allen thing. There’s a great documentary series on YouTube that gets into it. Normally I wouldn’t recommended online shit since it more clearly has a bias, but it’s pretty well done. Definitely worth checking out. It’s called “By The Way, Woody Allen is Innocent” lmao.

D

Anyone else wanking it to Ben's close ups

David

This set is fucked. Please tell me this was cheap.

m

The whole of lemonparty should head down to an ibogaine clinic in mexico and do a show at the peak of the trip.

Brian

Like the new studio. The background screen is dope. The ppl throwing temper tantrums are impotent spergs. That said, I think the lighting is a bit too dark, and the color contrast looks really jacked in certain shots. Also, for ppl complaining about Ben not being in the shot constantly, a compromise would be to display a thumbnail shot of Ben's goon booth overlayed on the Jace/Devon shot when he talks.

Zarathustra69

Really wish Jace would stop bragging about his cool magnet therapy and just admit its gay Just kiddin, glad you’re feeling better

Nick

This might be the best ep I’ve heard so far

JustAKnobbyTire

I got Brain Jail vibes, studio rules, the last episode where y’all are all on cam is the way to go. Devan is right tho, this is a podcast 😂 - newer, better quality cams for Jace and Devan will rule - I can’t wait to see what this void, timeless studio becomes. All hail LEMON PARTY - VERRRRRRY GOOOOOOOD!!!!!

Jo the Scientist

Jace you've done a ton of work and deserve your weird mental solutions homie. I got a psychiatrist this year and all of my friends have made fun of me since. Still vaguely thriving .