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P097: walking on egg rolls (Patreon)

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2024-08-09 12:00:00
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tizm

I’m gay let’s go

rutledge

late. had to dry stroke for an hour. sad to see

GhostofCadia

About fucking time you uploaded

Trevor

Lost is better than Sporanos. (Irrelevant to this episode)

Benjamin Schlegel

Had to listen to the dispatch...real brain rot shit

Dongleloid

Hey Ben, stop being gay. You’re living in opposition to gods will. Take a moral stand every once in a while. Admit that immigrants are stinky.

BrooklynBorn

I can imagine Ben walking around Spencer Gifts looking for cRaZY shit for the studio. Save some pussy for the rest of us man!

jetriment

Getting some real bundle of sticks vibes from yall today 10/10

Loonology

Wokking on egg rolls*

Stewart

Oooooow the hate I have heard so far in the first 12. More more more!

I. Shyr

Glad to hear that Devon is finally launching his film studio ‘A1488’ not sure what the name is referencing but clearly a riff on A24, very good can’t wait to hear about his process

Funny Donor

10:10 Jace said something (per usual) that’s so off kilter and unfunny that it actually stopped the show for 3 full seconds. Devan and Ben couldn’t even spin what Jace said to make any bit of sense in their heads. You stink

Gay Mr. Gay Guy

My favourite cultural commentators - bravo chaps!

Funny Donor

Devan, The movie The Menu was excellent and funny. I’m surprised you said it was a hunk of crap

Jason Fontaine

The synergy from 19:27 - 19:39 is why I listen to this show

Kalín

Fry eggroll & a dog!

Parker

My wife fucking loved The Menu, how cooked am i?

Liam

Ben I have aids please help me

Bill S Preston Esquire

Thank you for saying what needs to be said. The Menu is crap, with a few good minutes cut into it

MBiiiz

Watched Ben’s Beggar Cup live stream. Actually wildly entertaining

Sachin Simon

Jace has really lost his fastball. Sad to see what they've become, the first 96 episodes were perfectly serviceable. SMDH

Ratsnest

Lighting so bad I can't even listen

Daniel

This made me cum

Dogburndan

*Jace struggling to find a word* "Manefelent. Malefelent." *Devan coming to the rescue* "Manevolent" *Jace running with it* "right so if you treat people like manevolent angels..." This show really is outstanding. Jace's last brain cell is being electrocuted, Devan's killing his with booze, and Ben's just thinking about chinese food

Chad

The Schaub thing was hilarious. He didn’t know he needed liquor licenses for each state. Found out after he started the company and had booze to sell.

Alex Hedstrom

I’m so fucking tired of pretending like the homeless aren’t a fucking cancer that needs to be thrown in the fucking ocean. The way devan just tolerated homeless freaks walking up to his house and mad dogging him just shows how even the most edgy people in LA get buck broken eventually lol!!

Stewart

I like episodes that are like this one. It puts me in the right headspace to go to my job where if you buy four of our products at a grocery store, you get marvel playing cards.

Maarten .
>>146076125

As a non-American it’s crazy how casual y’all are about the homeless. All I can think of anytime I visit the states is I’d be carrying like 7 firearms everywhere I go with all these wild animals.

Maarten .

Devan: “You don’t need to signal your beliefs with the way you dress” Also Devan: *Wears Kobe jersey’s*

Mike S
>>146076125

I don't know how in the hell people have such compassion for the type of people that literally shit onto the street and jack off on public transportation. I get why people oppose racism, but these are little more than growling, groaning, hacking, dirt-covered turds and all they want to do in life is jack off and get drunk. How do people not go, "well clearly we can do away with you and not a single person would care"?

Michael J

Stop discussing issues and giving opinions that everyone knows are correct as if they’re controversial. LA is the faggot capital of the world, of course it’s a hot bed for people that are completely delusional. Go literally anywhere else in the country and everyone agrees that the homeless are disgusting animals that should be disposed of, you guys just think you’re in the minority because you spend too much time around LA retards

Vibecheck

Making buildings out of the homeless. The House that Crack Built.

Austin

LP is slowly becoming my favorite movie podcast!! 🍿

Don chepe

Wanting to bring a big guest on for the 100 ep sucks ass. How about you bring that retard Anthony cumia on now

comixbrainz zzz

A lot of sex talk in this one. From Hulk Hogan, to white girl sex tourism, to Ben learning about other positions than missionary.

Frank

Ben is mad that other people have chosen to be racist. He should be happy people are picking one race to hate their whole lives.

Curt

Ready or Not was a great rich people killing everyone horror movie, but then COVID happened and movies died right after it was released.

Merfy Mac
>>146076125

As an American it’s cringe when not-American ppl say “y’all” or add the redundant “like” when writing — feels kind of desperate to fit in Im sure you’re a fine fellow in your native tongue 🫡

Ambientus

Is anyone else getting a shitload of audio popping?

Asher B

This guy fist bumped me last night when I was wearing my lemonparty shirt was it one of u fuckers

N word scissor hands

Crying at bens story about shitting homeless guy shitting at waba grill. I live in Seattle, so the watching shit while eating experience is a staple here

Thomas Mastroianni

Bad Lieutenant Nick Cage is the best performance of all time

OG HoneyBadger

What’s this African video called lol. Asking for a twink

jake

I can’t stand rag heads.

CrezD

Almost recreated the OKC bombing on my place of employment. Today’s episode potentially saved thousands!!

Ned

The level of disrespect I have for anyone who lives in LA by choice. Anyways, I’m gay.

Michael J
>>146077778

You’re not reading any of it because you’re retarded and don’t know how to read

Boy George Floyd

Listened to this while stepping through homeless tents in NYC.

Gleb Budilovsky

I can hear Ben’s morbid obesity creeping back in. Good thing the bank is about to take away his house.

Misery Index

Devan does have a point on the homeless but i’d rather them be put on a remote island shipped by cargo.

T

Walking in Memphis A new horror film from the twisted mind of Anthony Cumia

Maarten .
>>146076125

Ik it must sound gay but It’s because many of us learned english from American media.

Baby Fag

we talkin dune coons?

Jeff

Where the fuck do these psychos find these crazy videos? Am I the only loser that just watches vanilla industry produced porn?

Jeff
>>146076125

In most cases there’s so many resources for these people that can help them out but they don’t want to give up their drugs. Fuck em.

Gromit ®

The saddest part is that I knew exactly what video Devan was talking about from the jump smh

Auberon Quin

with the nepotism bit i keep thinking about Megan Ellison

rolon96 2810

Lol ben went from butter chicken to chinese food. He went from whale to dragon

rolon96 2810

lol ben afflec movie with the podcast intro song will be funny. I will fall on the floor of laughing at the movie theater

Cipriano

Top tier ep, I can definitely feel the hatred and racism coursing through my veins. I gotta say it feels pretty damn good, boys!

Leo capoferri

Islam got radicalized for political reasons, beginning with Assad Sr. in Syria. It also helps that Islam was founded as an ideology of violent conquest. Also, I'm gay.

Lord Snake

My favorite conservative reactionary podcast

Dana Reinhart

Keep em coming faggots! Yeehaw 8==D

Jeff

If you’re reading this stop right now and check the news, something crazy just happened in America. And that thing is that I’m gay.

Daniel

EPIC EPISODE BOYS LOVES IT!!

Mathew Baker

I got hit by a drunk shine on Friday night. She then took off on me too After showing me her license plate. Not very smart these dark pple

Rusty Shakleford

What's up with the subreddit getting infiltrated by actual racists? The bit is funny, but things are starting to get out of hand over there

Tanner Bateman

Gay thought, but I just wanted to say I do appreciate how consistent and good you guys are. Love everything you guys do here!

Jeff
>>146286578

It’s basically the retards these types of podcasts make fun of that are so retarded that they don’t realize they’re listening to a comedy podcast.

AWESOMO

Rarely comment but thank you so much for saying The Menu is horrible. I've been saying that for years and no one agrees because they're retarded but it feels good to be validated.

Tom Payne

I know that it’s all a big goof, but your ignorance of some things sometimes makes me think that maybe you don’t know anything about anything. Then again, I’m so retarded I don’t even know how retarded I actually am.

Clay Ivy

Ben is pretty retarded hahaha

Grant McCarty

How hard did Hogan cumming on a plate of chinese food make you Ben? No blue chew needed on my end for sure

Jo Bones

Ben doesn't believe in anything haha. He adds nothing to his white culture that he's so precious about just like his fellow 4channers. Schrodinger's imbecile.

Mike

The "Ben is right-wing" rants used to be funny, but now they're unironic and kinda kill the flow of the episodes. Don't want this to turn into another right wing culture war show. Boring.

Diego

Get rid of the homeless. Throw them in the trash. Right there with ya boys.

Will Stearns

Ben is a real piece of shit. He is not joking about the homophobic or racist things he says, and even if he was he’s not funny. I hope he relapses. I would say I feel bad for his wife but she’s dumb as fuck for having a child with such a disgusting human being.

GeorgeWBussy

"Everybody shut the fuck up." - Ben Avery. Love this show. Simple as.

Jaylen irving

Ben is being insane saying there’s nothing good about Islam but i love him

Jaylen irving

Very obvious ben and Devan have no friends or family who are Muslim

Jaylen irving
>>146665538

Plus Devan making being a fan of a player analogous to a 2000 year old religion is peak comedy.

Jaylen irving
>>146665213

So I assume you feel the same about Judaism, Christianity and basically every other religion that’s the only way your logic makes sense

Josh Ticket

The leader of Hamas that they killed was trying to negotiate a cease fire you’re dumb as fuck he was literally the Palestinian Nelson Mandela. All the unhinged terrorist groups you talk about are created by the U.S which is the biggest terrorist organization of all time weeeeetodd

Josh Ticket

The Quran has the least amount of violence in it, and it’s all about self defense. The more you fuck up their countries the more you fulfill their prophecies. The Torah (Old Testament) has the most violence and advocates for ethnic cleansing. This episode proves why America deserves 9/11 (even though it was put in motion by Christian Zionist and Israel)

Josh Ticket

Still love this show though keep it going.

Gruntch

Sirhan has his own IMDB

SassySantos

We love based daddy Ben. Let the hate flow like spice. Jace is a fag and the magnets are making him a bigger fag. Devan is chaotic good.

rolon96 2810
>>147953429

We need a movie where the lemon party intro and hate watch podcast cast intro the whole sound track racist podcasts intro and joe rogan podcast intro. Matt damon in it

cmears76

Ida slur in the 11th hour… they broke up Frfr?

Brock Landers

Well one group holds power over all other groups in the US. It would be more alarming if people weren’t talking about (((them))) all the time.