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P111: Gulp War (Patreon)

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2024-11-15 13:00:15
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MAP

been refreshing this all morning. This just one of those podcasts you cant wait for. Lets go Lemon party!

Michael B Schmidt

Boy I sure hope they talk about politics for the whole fucking episode

Maarten .

Please stop with all the anti-pedo talk, it's very upsetting to your listeners. We don't pay you money every month for you to go on and on about how morally superior you are to us, it's not like the three of you are perfect.

Lez Lemon

I can’t wait for Ben to cry when he’s arrested under Article 7 section 3 of Project 2025 and sent to the gay libtard camps

Sniggering

Imagine having to ask your wife to spend $100 on a cost co membership hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

LordGooner69420

Ben you’re not a 27 year old living in Williamsburg, enough with the fanny pack, what are you holding in it? Estrogen?

Danny

Jim Avery is on twitter btw, absolutely hilarious

BustCohle

Our lord and savior muhammad wedded a 9 year old and had a micropenis, praise allah

Calen Lucas

Let’s all complain in the comments!

Kylie

What’s wrong with Cleveland?!

WifiMindControl

"I would've traded those 9 acres for a better childhood any day." I specifically grew up with 9 acres of woods around my parents home and used them as an escape as well. Very relatable, Jace. Much love to the LP - and fuck all the hate towards the fellas keeping it real.

Daniel

This made me cum

Jamie Birch

Devan's ubereats idea is funny as shit

Seymour Buetts

If his father was in another multiverse

Danny
>>155396530

That’s what people use those packs for, cuck retard

B. Hill

Devan found a way to sound even more retarded on the Patreon this week, it’s genuinely impressive.

N word scissor hands

Drove to work with food poisoning. Puked my guts out in an old Safeway bag and listened to the fellas talk about Costco deals the entire way. Gonna be a good day.

TheSky Guy23

Devon carrying the show this week. Of all the things to reee about on this one, a Toyota Sienna is not a gas guzzler. All the new ones are hybrids with 36mpg and the older ones get 24mpg as compared to a Suburban at 17mpg. Toyotas also hold great value as compared to other manufacturers. If you can get your lady to get over the stigma, minivans are truly the most comfortable and efficient family vehicle. I'm astonishingly gay

T K

Gotta bow out of this one early because of the boring smartest man in history stuff. Hopefully Ben goes live today and says some slurs!

Mr. D

chicago dad fat - jace got me - malicious

Ratsnest

Mom said I had to stop listening to LP, it's making me too spiteful and the cost of Patreon is cutting into Craig's (stepdad) heart medication costs. Well fuck both of them. For one, I hope Craig dies and I'm 38 mom. If I can memorize a Fortnite map I can memorize your credit card.

gopher

I want 10 kids so they can all clean my ass in shifts while they work in the Amazon mines where they are concentrating oxygen for rich people

Ben Avery
>>155412922

Yeah she loves the minivan. So do I. It’s the best vehicle. I think Devan said we fucked up by getting it

Special Ed class

Ben really just wants that hubslife kind of lifestyle. He yearns for the mines

N word scissor hands

Honestly, a pretty good point from Jace on how “smart guys” talk. As long as you pander to any possible scenario or answer without taking the definitive stance, apparently you’re the smartest guy around. What a fat faggot retard Chris Langan is.

DreadPirateRoberts

It's crazy that Ben is stunned by $4 gas and thats considered cheap in cali, I am in Massachusetts and it's still only $2.80

Walter

Ben, a court complaint is not proof of anything. Please stop being retarded.

Elliot Cruickshank

Devans feeling insecure because Ida’s infertile and Ben’s blowing right past him

Ridge

Jace looking for that truck stop glory hole

Rasmusey

Who cares about the comments Ben!!!!!!!! Devon, children cannot perform sex work or be a prostitute, they are exploited and sex trafficked for someone else’s gains. Even if they are working alone, they are exploited by their circumstances and the person buying them (Johns). Even if they say yes and perform the act, it is under duress! I hated listening to you talk about that. Love the show tho!!! Have a great day!! I’m gay and retarded! 😘

Rasmusey
>>155394054

She is the boss, can you imagine Ben Avery managing a household and expenses!?! lol it would be a shit show!

Rasmusey
>>155391585

Yeah, release it at midnight, I’m night shift, waiting till 5am sucks.

Free Hat

Ben you should look into Tennessee, don't move to Nashville though.

Charlie

I love the idea of a genius being very factual about dumb shit 😂

Russ Sibbison

Conner’s wife makes him wear a condom? Explains a lot.

Monster MW

How did Trump go from slapping her hand away and insisting she wear a glove while giving him a handjob, to busting in her without a condom or a care ? What a silly guy

Monster MW

Hey Ben,as baby gets a little older you could all start some family garden projects together, it’s a really good way to spend time together outside(& inside by a windowsill ) and connect with nature . Kids love tracking a plants progress etc and is something you can both follow and check-in with each other about. Anyhoo:p the talk about raising kids and getting out in nature triggered some positivity. Apologies 🙏

Ramon

You guys need to get the fuck out of CA. It doesn’t have to be Texas but giving away 30% of your money is retarded. Especially if you’re serious about having a family. But then again I’m just some dipshit that pays you money to call people faggots, so…

Arthur Cady

Devin needs to get out of LA. Just break free man the city has rotten your soul. You literally pay 3x as much to just survive in hell when you each could have enough to buy something really nice anywhere else. If you left LA you could legitimately afford to rent a studio, hire help, rent equipment, buy homes, and pay the hate watch cast a much close to living wage and you do not have to live in some rotten empty place like Texas either. There are still lots of middle to upper income suburban cities with every amenity that just don't suck like LA. So many I don't want to even list them, you could find suitable places in almost any state you wanted. We could all move there. We could build a Lemon Party empire

Arthur Cady
>>155475096

LA and San Francisco are the new Detroit guys. The Detroit area was the richest place on the planet 75 years ago. 1 million more people lived there than do today. You guys are holding on to something long gone and you deserve better for yourselves and your future. You're gonna be like a lot of my family, they stayed in Detroit for too long. They thought it was the best place on earth well past its fall and there they sat in crumbling buildings, with the highest murder rate on this side of the planet dodging bullets hoping for days long gone to return, until they finally left poorer and less than they entered. I really mean it, all of you together can get the hell out of there and do so much more.

CuzzyWuzzyWasABearCuzzyWuzzyHadNoHomeBecauseDonaldTrumpKickedHisAssBackToMexico

Ben thinking his "libcuck" phase was just an episode is fun. Tables turned he would go full oil drill dick on kamala like he has before. Ben is a special kid but hes blind to his hypocricy. No matter the outcome, he has 10 minutes on why everything sucks either way, and tries to place the material on the outcome of something he took no part in, but decides to wax poetic. Please scream more and counterdict yourself and watch people walk away.

joe smith

days without devan literally defending and downplaying billionaire pedophiles:0

joe smith
>>155532740

P.S (post sasso) devan comes off as a barren spinster regarding ben having new kids smh.

Jeremy Silver

Who are these morons that play this show for their wife.

Dirty Clamski

Using a sniper headshoting a Pakistani child as an analogy for impregnating your wife was a decision Ben

CactusJack

Derrrrrr…have you guys ever heard of having a kid? it’s like wild and shit….derrrr I’m the only person who’s ever done that…..derrr the El Hambre Costco is better than the Woodland Hills one….derrrrr

Jota Grande

Ben being described as 'eternally ungrateful' doesn't feel true... but it also doesn't feel false...

C.C.

Horribly sad to see what LP has become (referencing last 2 pods that is)... SAD

dino

at this point im here for devan weekly

jon hong

Devan being an only child makes sense

BigFlounk

I agree with Devan. He makes sense to me..