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P111: Gulp War (Patreon)

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Rick Hagen

Look, a new paytch! I won't kick the stool out from under me today after all

Private Jonesy

As always and every Friday, thank you Ben. 👍

Mobious1

Is Ben still being mean to Trump?

Lucas LeCompte

This better be funny or I am turning back straight

Colin Smith

I can already tell Jace is going to be extremely gay this episode

Simon MacRae

The Pig was right, sad to see what Ben has become

Tommy Bahama

devan is doing an obvious bit where he blindly defends everything trump does and ben is so fucking retarded that he's earnestly responding/debating it. very cool that ben's reaching joe rogan-levels of missing the joke

Funny Donor

Those Beta Blockers aren’t working Jace. You’re still acting extremely Beta heavy. Oh and as always, stop talking so much and Interrupting their jokes or comments. I believe in you buddy…

beefsmellington

Bens contrarian opinion didn't get the reaction he'd hoped for. Time to start "pretending" to be gay again. Sad

Gray

I hope lemon party wins

Sachin Simon

Jace has lost his fastball and it’s sad to see. Ben is more upside down than his mortgage 💸. Devan trapped in a prison of his own vanity. That being said, the first 110 episodes were some of their best blend 💨 🤲 🙏🏾

Ky and Lu

Rigging up a big net to drop on Devan when he delivers my meticulously crafted Uber Eats order. Chain him up in my home studio like in Space Jam to record podcasts forever.

Alex

Devon did a great libertarian impression off the top lol

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

Make no mistake, if they talk about this shit on one more episode I am jumping ship and donating the difference to history hyenas

Mc

Didn't they conclude that all politicians worship Satan in the free ep? We get it, the people that run the country are demons. Now show me retards.

choochang

I thought i didnt like devan bcuz hes pro rape but he got me back on board when he said dumb fat black guy

Parker

Im 5 minutes in and calling it now, Devan is right about everything he said and nothing was problematic 👍

Talon Keel

I have 4 brothers dude, the more kids you have the more you will neglect each child's individual needs. You just dont have enough time to do it all.

Liam

Ben I have aids please help me

BustCohle

devon > sebastian stan

Stewart

Ben claims to be so stupid and at the same time attends the same university that Saint Paul, Moses, and Jesus Christ attended.

avaragejoes

Feels like ben is really mad that the pig is rubbing elbow with the political elites

simp for katie

Even if she doesn’t want me. I’ll be a part of this world

Brooke Espinoza

I’m the middle of 3 sisters and I don’t know what I’d do without mine I love them so much. I have a 2 year old and feel so guilty about not giving her a sibling so I think if you and your wife want to, you should because you’ll figure it out! I’m just too mentally unwell to do it again 🤪

Mike S
>>155399788

2 weeks ago, Ben said he couldn't afford a second CAR. I'd figure that out first if I were him.

Mike S
>>155395024

I, for one, am starting to hate them because they don't talk about exactly what I was anticipating when I set my alarm for 7:00 AM to listen to their podcast and comment "first".

Garrett Browne

Please don't be a politics or therapy episode 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

Ben Smokin

Keep cumming in your wife before she gets a big ripped black dude to cum in her instead

Ben Smokin
>>155401770

Also I'm going to randomly state that Devan's girl is getting banged out by the biggest blacks behind his back all the time

Brazil Nut Minus Toe

Oh God, please stop doubling down. The issue isn’t your stance, it’s taking anything political seriously and humorlessly moralfagging while claiming to not have a stance and acting above it all

Ambientus

Ben "I'm financially strapped, so I want another kid which will force me to move to Texas and destroy the podcast, which will then force me to get a regular 9-5" Avery

Johnny O

God i wish the show was 4 hours strait lol

Jonathan Lemkin

Dave blunts has been massively famous on TikTok for months you retard

Frontside shitslide

My friends had a kid, then 2 years later decided to have another "so the first one wouldn't be lonely". The truth and reality of it is is that they never actually wanted either of them, especially the dad who is my friend. It is his wife who convinced him to have both of them and the only reason that she wanted them is because she's so insecure about the fact that she's never done a single thing that is valuable or meaningful in her entire life. So she thought that popping kids out her pussy would fill that void. Well it didn't. Now they both are not only broke and miserable, but they are broke miserable and literally have zero free time whatsoever and are both working two jobs. What I'm trying to say here is you should definitely have a second kid.

EDub

24 and had my first kid a few months after Ben. Getting all my parenting style from Ben at this point.

Funny Donor

Isaac Newdin - Jace 2024

Dogburndan

Devan is on fire this episode. I stand with Jace and Devan, having kids is so retarded

rackell

I can't wait for Devan to deliver my food ♥️

Jo Bones

Some angry magats in the comments this morning.

Daniel

This made me cum

Danny
>>155399788

Makes sense if you got skills or a decent IQ. Ben has not much of either, which makes him funny, but all he can do is backbreaking labor.

Danny
>>155397541

You’re supposed to take care of each other once you get to four kids

Jackson

Ben you’re still a gay guy

DooDang

Libs…..

Austin Laverdure

Jace definitely auditioned for fat AIDS guy #1

CrezD

Ben please don’t take the Trumptards seriously. Any criticism of their god-emperor is unacceptable. Keep on being you!

Tony Carbs

Why do we keep talking about Ben's daughter when we could just make her 4th mic? Get the baby on

Talon Keel
>>155397541

We did but it's still creats a weird situation where as the eldest I became basically a 3rd parent

Talon Keel
>>155397541

Also another guy taking responsibility away from the parents for raising there kids

Talon Keel

We should have parented ourselves

Tony

I’m not even kidding if you guys keep talking about this shit I’m going to fly to DC with my $5 a month and feed it into Matt Gaetz’s ass like I’m trying to get a Diet Coke out of a vending machine.

MrMike

We live in a post cum society

Jack Vandelay

I can only imagine how the show would take off if all three of these lovable r-slurs got jobs while doing the podcast

Ambientus
>>155412365

They genuinely need more experiences. If Ben has another kid, that will completely lock him in. Bad for the show

Ratsnest

Very gay, very good. Glad to see what you've become

Stewart
>>155412365

But if you don’t have kids, you turn into a Mark Marron type and just hate the world

TZ
>>155403484

Ben will ignore this comment and convince himself it’s his valiant fight against the republicans and not being a totally unfunny rageholic that makes people hate the show now

TZ
>>155399202

This is 100% the reason why he has started on this. It’s like when Mr. Garrison, as a tranny, happens to be against gay marriage once Mr. Slave won’t fuck him

Stewart
>>155403519

We have our second on the way in six months or so. It’s gonna rock our house for the next few years and may destroy my wife

Curt

Costco cuck, sad to see what Ben’s become!

Jack Vandelay
>>155412365

I think the opposite. He should have more kids AND drive for UPS AND finish writing his book. Maybe he’ll even get fat again

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Ben, please engage with me here I know you read these comments id like to have a respectful discussion about religion or specifically the Abrahamic God that you believe exists. Forgive the cringe but when I studied philosophy at Uni, we covered Immanuel Kant’s critique of religion and its one of the most concise and water tight angles I’ve ever seen; it’s very similar to a basic argument people make but it’s water tight still for me. In the Bible, at different points, God is described as omnipotent(all powerful), omniscient (all knowing), AND omnibenelovent (all good). You of all people know from your correct research into human trafficking know child rape, genital mutilation and murder exists pervasively in the world. This is incongruent with the above 3 statements of God’s nature as we can all assert comfortably that those things listed above are inherently evil. The response “it’s all part of gods plan” in response to those atrocities is unacceptable so that’s not a way out. There is no way out. And that’s because God and religion is man made. It was man made to organise humans with common beliefs so that groups of humans can cooperate and function above the anthropological number of approx 150 that anthropologists believe hunter gatherers moved in at their largest. These beliefs in religion also can be argued were an evolutionary selection bias for tribes who could fight more ferociously and with less fear due to their common belief in higher powers as well. “God” May be deistic (created universe but does not check in nor care about the lives of conscious beings inside it) but he certainly isn’t under the Abrahamic, theistic conception of God. God may have set the conditions that gave rise to our universe but the most likely reason we are here is due the Strong anthropic principle (in order to ask the question why are we here, we ought to be in a universe which was able to give rise to beings who are able to ask the question why are we here)— it’s confirmation bias. Nick Bostroms simulation argument is the most accurate I’ve seen to explain wtf this is, we are not in base reality. Once you accept his 3 premises (spoiler they are easy to accept or see accuracy of if you do not possess negative bias against simulation theory) — the chances we are in base reality tends to zero. We are the parts of the whole and the whole is the Dai from eastern philosophy, though there is no being who cares

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf
>>155404694

We are born to procreate, I’m not sure what you people think we are meant to do here. If you aren’t content with kids, you wouldn’t be without them either

Alex Garcia

My gf hates cumtown but likes lp and likes hatewatch more than lp and it’s because Devan is the best of the lp trio everyone knows it

Alex Bates

What if the person you’re busting into IS your coworker?

Josh Newton

Listening to DC scramble to keep his friends degenerate losers like himself is hilarious. “No guys don’t grow up and forget about me”

Kyle Cotton

The Dessert Storm and Gulp War comments had me spit out my Coke Zero at work

salami papi

Hot take if you talk about pedophilia this much? Guess what you are also fucking weird! Jesus Christ Ben

Kory

210 IQ guy is J6 Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Cannon

Ben you're too blackpilled and gay

Josh Newton

“Great shrimp trays” shut the fuck up jizzy Jace

Stones

We want the old Ben back

Stones

Does Ben not understand he’s on a comedy podcast? Jesus Christ what happened to him

DankHill

Ok so if we all pretend to like how shit Ben has been lately he’ll try to do the opposite like the contrarian fag he is thus turning him back into a funny(ish) podcast host 🏳️‍🌈 🔬🧐

J. Greenfield

So glad my subscription runs out today after this gay ep and that I downloaded all 100+ previous episodes so i can make a pirate stream and show how bad these patreon diarrhea piles r.

J. Greenfield

Ben is Rust Cohle if he only worked at a gas station and read books about chips. Analyzing the bags every day

NotAfraidToPoop

Ben not wanting to wear a rubber to save the pod is fucking peak gay

Dr sponge

Ben I just asked the ups guys if they think a guy like you would cut it around here and they all laughed they’re ass off! Good luck buddy but you should probably look somewhere else for insurance because there’s no chance you could make it in the ups game it’s too real for soft niggas like you.

n w

Past two podcast have sucked ASS

Blake Williams

liberals are the lamest people on earth. congratulations fags

Blake Williams

after listening to the last couple episodes. i can confirm you have to cover your drink around jace and ben.

Blake Williams

ben’s wife must be a horrible lady

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf
>>155418589

Receipts from bible: Omnibenevolence: Psalm 106:1 & Nahum 1:7: Omniscinece: Psalm 147:5 & 1 John 3:20 Omnipotency: Jeremiah 32:17 & Matthew 19:26

Biblically Accurate Barstool

This new arc for Ben is extremely annoying. Talk about literally anything else you aren’t a hero

Snake Taylor

Bro ben has completely forgotten he's a comedian. Just shitting on devans bits constantly

Chrystian Marrero

Wow. Ben has REALLY become a shitlib now. I'm 6 minutes in and I cannot take this. I'm canceling my subscription. What a fucking Disappointment.

Snake Taylor
>>155412365

Bro imagine how shitty his book is gonna be. A book about a gay fag Christian from Texas who went to college then became a podcast producer and comedian. What a shit life. To clarify I'm here for Devan lmao

Snake Taylor

Everytime Devan makes a joke ben just responds like a fucking gay liberal bitch. His comedy instinct is dead now

Dr sponge
>>155433848

It’s funny how they’ll react to this shit by acting like they were being too lib and not just for being gay and annoying

a 2nd plane

Jace has always been a cringy faggot but losing Ben too hurts the pod a lot

Patch

Clay fucked Ben's wife

Misery Index

How about a shot of Everclear Ben.

salami papi
>>155443929

Don’t worry he starts going in depth about Costco prices later it’s riveting

Ambientus
>>155431811

Dude got blackpilled and is now forcing that shit on the show. I want him to go back on making fun of fat retards.

J. Greenfield

Jace is an unironic scary sexual predator and needs sex addict advice from ian fidance

lumbago

How is Jace going to call anyone fat and also weigh as much as a double decker bus

TZ
>>155409098

“Ben now just goes on fuming blackpilled rants about pedophilia and doesn’t even try to be funny” “Take a look at this TRUMPTARD. This guys loves Trump. Anyone who doesn’t find Ben’s breakdowns funny, loves Trump!”

TZ
>>155399202

TDS has been much funnier lately than LP and I thought LP was funny than TDS for its whole existence until about a year ago

DankHill
>>155429445

Say that in the streets when I’m Jace walkin’ 😤💯. JACE heads don’t play with shitty limp dick shrimp trays.

E

Hopefully this one isnt as gay as the main

Jack Vandelay
>>155447533

I've actually noticed the opposite since he's been doing stand up. He's been really sharp and energized comedically. That said, yes election time cuckoldry has hopefully run its course for LP. We all became cucks this election cycle. No one was spared.

Jack Vandelay

lol these comment sections have really taken a turn since the reddit died. All that pent up rage posting has to go somewhere I guess.

Jack Vandelay

Dave Blunts is like if Juice WRLD ate the airplane instead of the drugs

intrepidwitness

Dave Blunts is just shitty 2016 rap, which really came out in 2013, but just funnier because he’s fat. I fuck with him.

Garrett Browne

First cumtown, then stoner dadz, now MSSP and lemon party are falling apart. Bummer, is anything else any good?

Garrett Browne
>>155460783

Lmao I missed out I wasn't paying attention, wanna hit me with a time stamp? I can't listen to this EP again

Michael Polites

Yeah that was pretty rude. Idk why I get so dark in the morning when I wake up sometimes and listen to podcasts. I obs didn’t mean it and love Ben and want the best for him.

Stewart

Costco‘s great and I love all the gimmicky products, but you do spend $80 upfront on the membership and then still soak you for five or 600 bucks on God knows whatever you dumb ass thought you needed.

Simon MacRae
>>155490259

War Mode and PGL are still great. I still have hope for Ben, the Vegas and SNL eps were good before this recent meltdown.

Garrett Browne
>>155490259

I still paypig warmode, they've been getting really good guests. Never been into Sam Hyde besides some MDE sketches, especially hearing him talk sincerely

Garrett Browne
>>155490259

Is it worth checking out if you're just listening? Not sure why I haven't checked it out yet

Matt
>>155443929

Have to be a real puss too get that upset over a podcast named after 3 old guys sucking each other off What's it like having absolutely zero confidence in your most closly held beliefs?

Matt
>>155440021

How is that now obnoxious than you blowing your rape whistle after winning? Loser

Matt
>>155433077

So you literally are incapable of laughing at yourself I hope they alienate everyone who sucks as much as you

Matt
>>155391796

A bunch of pussies are getting offended for him. I guess the right is just gayer than AIDS again. Just like 20 years ago when they were telling us what to say

Matt
>>155403484

They're literally trolling people as stupid as you The only people upset are so dumb they have parasocial relationships with politicians.

Matt
>>155418589

Sucks you wasted so much time on Santa for adult losers

Matt
>>155431811

If you could hold your gash for 15 minutes they stop taking about things that were news 5 years ago pretty quick

Stones
>>155431811

They could talk about politics for 5 hours and I wouldn’t care IF it was funny. That’s what we pay for. What I’m saying is Ben didn’t make a single attempt at being funny the entire episode. He would even ruin Devan and Jace’s riffs, whether on purpose or not. If you could point out one instance where Ben made you laugh this episode I’ll take back everything I said

Stones
>>155431811

I’m a huge lemon party fan when the three of them are actually trying to be funny. Ben sounded like something was really bothering him that he couldn’t talk about on the podcast and that negativity and frustration made its way into the episodes. I’m gay

DankHill
>>155490259

Sam Hyde sucks ass and pretends he doesn’t know how to pronounce popular things like actors and movie references to seem above it all and it’s fucking juvenile. Nick is ok but the worship he gets from permanent little brothers watching his streams sucks my ass. Sam Hyde is a try hard and ugly.

applebot

Dude I payed to listen to these double chunk fucks talk about Costco…

Samuel

Actually ben, you need the membership card at costco to buy bulk items, not to buy food. You can just walk in the food court and order the pizza or glizzy....fag

WIPK PREMIUM
>>155490259

I've never heard Sam do that and I've been watching him for years. PGL is one of the funniest podcasts along with War Mode, neither of which shill annoying products like literally every podcast.

WIPK PREMIUM

Boe Rogery I've heard enough!

DankHill
>>155490259

dude he will feign ignorance to seem cool and its fucking painful

Sam Barber

Donald Jews Trump!! Hahahahahha

lumbago
>>155465901

Just to be fair, I also weigh the same as a double decker bus if it was entirely occupied by clones of Jace. Love ya big guy

joe smith
>>155526359

according to ben you must input the membership code at the machine you order from (you cant order in person)… queer

Stewart

I bet baby Avery number two is coming sometime June- July.

justin calderara

The last half of this episode really bailed out the 40 minute segment on Costco prices and Ben's unborn child. Holy shit. Btw he's right, you are eternally ungrateful Ben but paradoxically that is what drives you to greatness. Just don't fly to close to the Sun buddy

timble

Comments here are just r/LAMF but the Leopard is Ben’s contrarianism

Gruntch

Einstein was Jewish lol

Clay Ivy

That reading out of the trump case at the start literally sounds like fanfic, cliche and uninspired drivel trying to tie things onto Lord God Trump

Clay Ivy

Of course Ben wants a model Y the fuckin lib cuck

Clay Ivy

Devan not understanding wanting kids is on brand and extremely godless, fucking heathen

HeBro

Ben just wants another kid so Katie’s tits get big and milky again

Matt Long

Gonna go ahead and say the Trump story has an issue with the no condom. So he requires a glove to get a handjob, but doesn’t wear a condom? I’m sure he’s a big criminal sex pest, just one of these stories can’t be true. I’m sure one is true though.

Grant McCarty

Hey Ben, Me an my turdbaby will be seeing you at Woodland Hills Costco. I'm the trans midget who's panhandling out front.

DesertSolopsism

The funny thing about the high IQ guy is that he really is into race science.

Frontside shitslide
>>155404694

Na, I'm like at least 75% sure I'm infertile or at least my ex-girlfriend was because I used to creampie that pussy every night and she never got pregnant. I'm not against having kids but I am against people having kids just to fill some void in their life.

Ghost1214

you guys are really funny

whippin

why do i turn this episode on wanting a normal episode and ben fucking faggot ass starts talking about some dumb lying whore again. christ

John Rudolph

the fatter one is the funniest. the guy with the gay voice comes next but the ben guy is smarter than the gay one

Trevor C

"Racist but for species "