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P112: Back to the Kick Ass \\ Hitler Seance (Patreon)

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hey guys ben here. couple hard edits i made in here. one was for sound, the other was for legal reasons. thank you for understanding that i am g

releasing as a little treat tonight so we can all get sucked bright and early

Comments

Gabriel

Imma oil you up, Jace

GLMT

Bones Ben thank you

Half Life 3

I love the "Working out the kinks" Ben era.

Frank M

I love you Ben. Im gay. Very good

Abdallah Hiffiz

Spread them into the universe with all my love

Camcam

Hitler did NOTHING wrong

Corey Reynolds

Was just about to go to bed and now I gotta spend the next hour & 1/2 beating my meat. Great, gunna be tired at work tomorrow.

Uncle Ellis

Just placed some Zyns in my tight hairless bussy

Camcam

Jelly Roll anally raped his 2nd cousin in middle school. Google it.

Nomadic Hermit

The early bird gets the worm. That's what I say to me girlfriend every morning

Half Life 3

Devan dressed like a gas station boxing coach.

CJ

Nice

someone who isn't me

It looks like Ben is a wedding DJ and everyone else has gone home or something except these 2

Nomadic Hermit
>>156055733

There i was, a dark room with only my face illuminated by the glare of the google screen. My sweats were bunched up around my ankles. I thought about not typing rape into the bar but what's one more time, really? My fingers hesitated momentarily and then not so at all. Yeah I found nothing.

Poon Don

Damn I can't wait to get fucked

Poon Don

Niggas hate my pussy

Half Life 3

I nominate Lemonparty for attorney general.

Jared Eagles

every good boy deserves fudgeroll

Ratsnest

Ben, chill with the early release. I'm trying to kill the Scarab on Metropolis in Halo 2, on legendary, and I'm all out of rockets. Can't watch rn

Ben Avery
>>156056056

i actually had dthe idea with the small space we had to get a keyboard stand so i could have multiple levels of shi

NAZ

Joe Rogan should start a band and save music

Dirty Clamski

Devans tirade on face tattoos makes me question if there is anything that gives him true joy

Baby Fag

im happy 4 u ben my nw ord

Niqqafeels

Is this cool or stupid?

DankHill

Just got back from the Slurplus Store with a bunch of freeze dried n-words and a klan outfit made from an emergency blanket and I'm greeted with a free vid ep? Nice.

Knuckin Futz

Face tattoos are coool you just don’t get them Devin

Knuckin Futz

Nutter butter 😂😂😂😂

Stefan

Hail Ben, Hail our people!

comixbrainz zzz

Ben doesn’t get into anything half-ass, the next episode he’ll be a full blown Shaman who leads Ayahuasca ceremonies.

Gina

Ben 'I've read half of one philip roth book' avery: "I hate Jewish writers"... meanwhile many little jews came up with that bible he loves so much

Monster MW
>>156055733

There is video of him at a Gathering of the Juggalos watching some chick get railed Chanting “fuck that bitch“ alongside a crowd of people And he used to speak in Ebonics like five years ago Basically the same thing

Russ Sibbison

Frito Lay lady lay - Devan needs his own podcast.

Phil Sidock

More comedy battles from "Machine Gun Benny." 🍋🍋🍋🔫

alexander

Every time Ben starts talking too much about himself podcast gets fucking boring!

E L î

Where's Fridays episode? This was released on Thursday, pal. I ain't no dummy

ThatGuyTobias

I'm in St. Louis at the moment looking at the gateway arch of racism , it's awesome.

Austyn

“I like yellow wolf.”

BustCohle

What a joy to get this shee early fam bliss up cuh we in da clouds ded n gay

JMow

Is this a safe space to say that hate watch is a fully gay porn lifestyle podcast? Did I dream it?

T-Swzzle

I did not get sucked this morning but at least I have the pod (still wake up wishing I was dead)

Ned

It’s a brave new world out there

Sloth

I almost clapped at 51min so true

Seymour Buetts

I’m full, hungover, and have a headache, going to listen to the boys scream at me while I nap. Peace

Play Clemons

You guys really need to get out of that bubble of LA. You only think rap and hip hop is art 😂

l l

Feed Ben RSO and watch him descend into madness.

Chad

Weed is gay do acid.

WifiMindControl

35:00 Ben narcissisticly projecting onto the comment section and other people... yeeeeesh.

Ambientus

God dammit Ben, would you stop being this super introspective fag? When you let the rage and emotion get the best of you it's ok. Its not an issue, matter fact it's great for the show when you fly off the handle over something no other person seems to care about. Let it all out here, it will keep you even keeled out in reality.

Harrison Friedman

Finally the targeted harassment I’ve been yearning for

TheSky Guy23

If Ben's gay we're all gay. And I'm 100% with Devan on the tattoos, at this point I only have 2 friends that aren't covered in them. If you want to get them, feel free and some do look cool. People should be aware that you are wearing your socio-economic identity on your skin and self-identifying as unwelcome in polite society. 10 years ago they were still cool and edgy, but now that everyone's covered in them it is more "counter culture" (yes I am gay) to not have any at all

Funny Donor

27:18 let Ben finish his thought. Then allow us to register what he says Jace. Wow! You’re basically telling him shut up before he even finishes his thought. FIX IT

T K

Soaking up the Alex Edelman hate. A real piece of shit!

X__andy

Friday baby! thanks lads! 🍋🎉✌🏾✌🏾🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

Tony

Love when Devan is angry🤣

Smokey Brockton

Devan being pissed at these scribble faces gives me hope to keep going

tizm

I take an edible and I just have the shits the next day, the devil was in my all along I guess

Jake Hall

“knockin on denny’s door” killed me

Tony

51:42

justin calderara

Ben you seriously need to take an edible and do a live stream once a month. I need to to introspective, empathic Ben giving thoughtful dialog in between videos people send you of the most retarded people to ever exist. Please make this happen for us

Gilgamesh
>>156085103

Sure, but wanting to be "counter culture" ain't exactly something to flex either. Especially if you're not getting tats specifically because others have them. I think face tats are retarded too but honestly - so what? Kinda tired of retards raving about how only their brand of retardation should be acceptable

Davy Jones Locker

Ben when you said you hated Jewish writers, I….i just felt complete…. Thank you…

Charlie

First half hour might be the most hypocritical shit I’ve ever heard 😂 “Jelly Roll is fat gay retard, sell out, making shit music” “I got high and realized yadda yadda, and people want to see me fail”…. What do you think Jelly Roll is singing about?… exactly what you said after calling him gay.. But Ben nailed it about seeing in others about what you actually see in yourself!

George Floyd Minion

When it’s a free video ep I just know we’re gonna hear some good slurs!

Ja_ser

Jelly Roll is music for guys who think only getting probation is a win

Cobb Webs

Great episode folks. 🍻

Connor

I wanna hear Ben's thoughts on Cormac's 16 year old muse. Love Cormac and LP and need to hear the country's foremost McCarthy scholar's take.

BlackMetalDT

Freaking out on 10mg is faggot no mans land

John O

Ben, I had a similar experience after my daughter was born. I think it happens to people in their 30s at some point, but my parents not really trying to see our kid and basically not helping out at all (despite them acting like they would) really made me morbid. I really started to realize how much my dad needs a mood stabilizer and some reality check on how he's treated his family for years. It wasn't anything abusive per se, but just a constant screaming ball of anxiety.

DankHill
>>156085442

Don’t think for a second me and the Jace boys will let you slander the Original Jace-ter like that. You’ve been warned.

Dogburndan

Why does Ben think he has so many haters?

Johnny Malloy

Ben is 100% correct about whatever you hate being a roadmap back to yourself. Once you realize that you don’t have to change who you are completely. You just have to augment yourself so you improve yourself and worry less about whoever else you target if the moment is. By the way, I’ve always operated under the assumption the three of you guys are just amplifying who you are for the show. I don’t think you truly care about these things you rage about. Except comedy. You guys seem to feel strongly about that.

Johnny Malloy

Jace getting high six years ago? Hmm…was that the premise for the classic “You’re the reason there’s traffic” sketch Devan and Jace did?

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Not a bad theory for a non smoker about taking you back to your childhood but it’s a false correlation. Weed enhances reality often resulting in a renewed sense of curiosity, for both the internal and external world. That just mimics the child like curiosity one felt, but it doesn’t necessarily take you back. It only takes You back if your childhood issues are unresolved and it brings the back of the mind to the forefront as Devan described. Remember weed is psychoactive (I.e mind altering) it’s effecting your perception of reality, not reinstating a previous world

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

And ben 90% of the listeners feel the exact same about you as when they first got into the show/ TD. You’re one of the best in the biz

DeepSlake

Love the show but you’re ass wrong on Jellyroll’s music. He’s goofy but got soul, brotha.

David castro

Missed opportunity to say “hackistani”

MrMike

If Ben has a stoner phase he should get dreds

MrMike
>>156085103

The problem with tattoos is people started to look at it like some sort of hobby. Like if you care more about getting a tattoo than what the tattoo is your fucking gay. Just get into CBT or sounding and get it over with.

Towelieeeee
>>156109455

He talked about it on the live stream on his new website he brought on an author to discuss it too

Everyone Is Going To Hell

THANK YOU for dropping the Video, I don't watch it 90% of the time but I need it to adjust the volume while I'm working. I do sales so I need the extra audio adjuster to get it right

Geo Zawsum

Devin just bend the rod down that holds the float. The valve isn't shutting fully. Love you guys kick ass.

Walk4depression

That trump episode wasn’t bad because it was you guys talking bad about trump, it was that you guys spent 2 hours on a single topic.

scronyx

51:25 - 52:10 This is why Ben is great

DHexus23D

Loved the video episode. Also loved the trump and anti-trump episodes. And if you don’t get it fuck you.

Knuckin Futz

KYSFGT brought to you by Ben Avery

Kenneth Cadieux

I’m glad people get something positive from Jellyroll but the only way that man could entertain me is if there’s a YouTube video of him driving off a cliff on fire.

Rasmusey

Y’all retarded af

Special Ed class

Post Malone at least seems to have people around him trying. Jelly roll seems like he’s some Jews pet to laugh at

Special Ed class

Ben getting destroyed by weed is great. It’s really gay but as a long time smoker. The anxiety really is something deeper kicking you in the ass to fix something. When you don’t get that you know shits going good

Mongoloid Strength

Jellyroll is for divorced suburban dads who just lost their twice a month weekend custody of their kids because they got popped for their 2nd DWI with kids in the back seat. They listen to his music while posting religious quotes on Facebook about how “God has a plan for them”

jake

Really like the color coordinated clothing that matches the lighting. This is why I pay 5 dollars a month to watch this

Arthur Cady

Do NOT get a pen Ben. Pen's are the cigarettes of getting high and will make you retarded. You would genuinely be better off picking a time of day to relax and eating an edible every day at that time. They make weed "beers" with 1mg of THC per can, you can drink 5 of them and you won't feel much of anything. I think you can get them stronger too

Jacob Davis

This show is at its PEAK in my opinion, when the gang is making fun of an overrated celebrity who is more famous than them.

D

Honestly perfect ending

Kylie

Kill yourself!!!!!!!! 🤬👹

Jake Novak

🎶Somebody save me, from being a fag, it’s been so long , but I’m still a fag 🎶🎶🎶

Rasmusey

You three retarded lib cucks! ❤️

Nicko Nick
>>156164350

It’s Nick. I looked up a lemon party video on letterboxd one day and you were the only review and your username is D

Ridge

Great Chance the rapper mock to start off the ep

Ridge

Slob Dylan

TheBostonTickler

i love ben so much i have the bottle of sweet tea he chugged onstage at the boston show it is my crown jewel

TheBostonTickler
>>156085103

i guarantee most of the people i know who have tattoos are higher than you on your “socio-economic” chart. you sound like a faggot cuck who gets no pussy. you’re not edgy and “counter-culture, you’re a weird pussy.

TheSky Guy23
>>156085103

I’m saying it used to be punk rockers, special forces, and criminals had a couple tattoos. Now soccer moms have sleeves, neck, and knuckle tats. I’m not special for not having them 🤣 sounds like a lot of projection here bud

Brett Thornell

Save me rules…but all of Jelly Roll’s other songs are generic BS

Mathew Baker

Much love from one 🐖 to another

Brett Thornell

Are Jace’s eyes looking opposite directions?

Brooks

Based on everything Devan said, he should be a huge Lil Peep fan

Jeremy Silver

Face tattoo for some going into the arts is there equivalent to burning the boats

Jeremy Silver

The amount of times I did more when I should have waited it's the worst feeling. Especially once I stopped for a long time and would try to do it sporadically

Brooks
>>156270019

Agreed but does Devan seem like some that would like Lil Peep?

Clay Ivy

Unfortunately if you're in here it's probably true that you too can't stand to watch the jelly rolls, the teddy swims, or imagine dragons or whatever garbage. It's annoying cause you sound like a supercilious wanker when you say this, but usually if most people like it, it sucks. I mean have you seen Forrest Gump? Ew

Clay Ivy

This ep might be the first time I've appreciated Ben's honesty. I smoke everyday and have done since 16 and I think those spiralling thoughts might be the thing that's holding me back in life the most. Confident naturally and made retarded by my addiction to a non addictive drug lmao I'm such a pussy faggot

Clay Ivy

Also the acid people who brag about ego deaths are really the worst evil hippie dog shit people ever and someone should spike their mushrooms

Brazil Nut Minus Toe

“Anyone who says anything critical of me is literally Satan”

Charlie
>>156101705

I agree, he was even worse when he was rapping. I’m just pointing out the hypocrisy…

ConSpicMom

Turd cookie sent mmeeeeeee 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ridge

Pastor Ben preaching again.

Ridge

No matter what anyone says, I enjoy the gayest episodes

Ridge

The great Daman Wayans said “she was unrapeable”

Ridge

Don’t take it personally Ben. The brown and black peoples have mostly been taught to hate us by the media.

Robust Duck

What’s the Patreon tier where I can hear Devan get a full sentence out? Cos it ain’t this one…

Nathan

I HAVE NO BAAAAAALLS BABY I HAVE NO BAALLS HELP ME😩😩

TheBostonTickler
>>156307818

his existence may be useless, but he's correct. jace is a big fat faggot who believes he's more talented than he is.

TheBostonTickler
>>156306088

skill issue. i smoke and run a spartan marathon. you smoke and turn into a pussy. sucks to suck faggot.

Jeffrey Herman
>>156153442

Stop trying to control a grown adult because you have no control over your own life. I’m gay!

Isaiah

Do not get a pen! I was hopelessly addicted to pens Ben love you but you’re an addiction inclined person

rolon96 2810

Lmao I almost kurt kobain my self with that song agree with Ben

rolon96 2810

Devan angry rants are always funny

rolon96 2810

Jelly roll music makes me want to drink engine coolant accidentally and it was awful.

rolon96 2810
>>156386099

The jelly roll music is awful rather crash into a deer driving to end it in a Pennsylvania back roads

Patrick

do you know what's funny, David Bowie was a fascist in the 70s and kind of said some shit like this look it up. There's a photo of him doing a swastika standing up on the back seato of a convertible.

Patrick

Bowie was quoted as saying: "Britain is ready for a fascist leader ... I think Britain could benefit from a fascist leader. After all, fascism is really nationalism... I believe very strongly in fascism, people have always responded with greater efficiency under a regimental leadership." He was also quoted as saying: "Adolf Hitler was one of the first rock stars" and "You've got to have an extreme right front come up and sweep everything off its feet and tidy everything up."

baerKub

Ben maybe you could skip the pot brother. You could go get yourself some mushrooms, a coffee grinder, and a scale. Make your own microdose capsules starting with 0.1 gs per dose. Take them 4 days on 3 days off. Once you gain some confidence in the shallow end you could dive a lil deeper with a bigger dose. Or not just an idea 🤷