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P112: Back to the Kick Ass \\ Hitler Seance (Patreon)

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hey guys ben here. couple hard edits i made in here. one was for sound, the other was for legal reasons. thank you for understanding that i am g

xx early drop xx

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Paul

Coco butter kisses intro

Jumble Jumble Records

Damn now I gotta know that these retards legally couldn’t say on a paytch

Calen Lucas

Let’s see the legal reasons retards

Damien

I'm gay

Dustin

I thought our Patreon money would all go into a fund for your future legal battles. Sad. I don't even know what I'm paying for anymore.

e. g.

I bet Ben dropped it early so he can go do gay golfing in the morning

Billy Bats

Let's fucking go, I just won the premier league with Liverpool in fifa and now some new haha's

Dustin
>>156055428

Probably violated that Tim Dillon NDA. They were skirting the lines a few weeks back.

Johnny Malloy

I know Jelly Roll from Redbar, which is where I get all my news from now. I’m a LOST CAUUUUUUSE!!!!

Mike S

Not even 60 seconds in and they're shitting on Jelly Roll, VERY GOOD. I don't even know what he sounds like and I hate him already. If I had known you could make millions of dollars by making your entire personality Post Malone meets Matty Matheson, I would've whipped up that bullshit in 5 seconds, retired, and died already.

Calen Lucas

I’m here for DCs roast of Jelly. That shit got me like yoooo

Ryan

First!

Calen Lucas

Guys-(and 2 women) The Fazoli Colorado guy took em down. Legalize is basically Italian and he won’t be stepped on. We are going back to Big Country bc I believe he will join the podcast before EOY

Baby Fag

im happe 4 u ben my n word

LoverMan

Jellyroll is like a 400 pound post Malone

Elliot Cruickshank

“Jim Morrison had soul” his dad George Morrison was the American naval commander during the Vietnam war and was involved in the Gulf of Tonkin false flag that started the war. Jim’s entire career is a Laurel canyon cia psyop. Still have to agree that he’s less of a cancer than jelly roll but please, no more praise for that family of frauds.

Elliot Cruickshank
>>156055550

If you play that game then you need to unsubscribe from the Patreon. KSI on YouTube is the content you should be consuming faggot

Elliot Cruickshank
>>156055469

Very true. Redbar and Sam Hyde say n!gger all the time but these frauds just spend hours flirting with saying it acting like it would “end their careers”. Sadly just an over socialisation side effect of living in LA for too long.

the 🐀s gimp

You fat faggot retard, we have a schedule and YOU GOONED TOO SOON

Normbugerking
>>156059574

They are making me have self control so i can keep my routine that's killing me. Unbelievable.

georgedagain

Ben in three years doing kettlebells, doing BJJ and hunting elk (still with a bowtie because he’s a fag).

georgedagain
>>156058649

OMG, yeah his dad make these awesome albums? Did Jim participate in his dad’s military career?

Elliot Cruickshank
>>156058649

Omg the cope. Look into laurel canyon and Jared Lettos “mansion” there. How do you think Jim got his boost in Hollywood. Grow up or unsub from the Patreon. You look John knauff if he had aids.

Liam

Ben I have aids please help Me

CuckBucket
>>156058649

Wow very gay. Did your dad make you listen to Jim Morrison while he fucked you?

DreadfulDecaf

I love the part where Ben talks about not being so angry and hateful then proceeds to yell KYS at the top of his lungs

Andrew Husted

Ben screaming kill yourself faggot while im at work looking at a coworker wearing a mask is priceless. Very good

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

Yeah you can explore your mind pretty well with weed and not need stronger psychedelics, a lot of the SV people act like you need LSD even tho I appreciate all

GayAssBen

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INTRO SONG FAGGOT??

HeBro

You should deep dive into Jelly Rolls wife content

Dmitri Margolis

I hate to be a gay fag, but this episode helped me out a lot

CrezD

Real lemon-heads put this on at 5AM Friday, west coast time.

Chris Arnold

It’s Stevie B and the Girls!

Towelieeeee
>>156071586

I’m going thru old episodes There’s like 20 of these where Ben says he needs to save his soul then says something like he hopes a child falls into a wood chipper Every time Ben says he needs to be a better person a nazi gets his wings

Sue Edgewater

When Podcasts allude through ‘comedy’ that non-whites are inferior, literally cackling when blacks and monkeys are brought up in the same sentence - I see no issues Unknown person wears mask around me: I am angered beyond belief and must rant about it on my podcast because how dare they.

Sue Edgewater

I like the pod btw I just think that is funny, and you should too. The boys aren’t actually nazis, they just think like them

Sue Edgewater

For people that get so mad about others policing comedy why do you care so much about people still wearing masks. It’s such a tired take. If you truly think it doesn’t do anything, you should volunteer to have open heart surgery and have your surgeon raw dawg breathing on your open chest.

Young Douche

Ben: Stop saying "yaaaassss!"

Dylan mcd

Jelly roll and Post Malone slander within the first 15 minutes? We are so fucking back

Ky and Lu

Chuck E. Cheese tried to high five me when I was a high teenager at my kid sister's birthday and I missed his hand and he pointed at me and mimed laughing at me. I genuinely wished for that man's death for nearly a decade.

John Adams

no outro? sad to see what you’ve become

cucked by god

Ben your fucking great, best episode you’ve ever done

Grant McCarty

Way to alienate your obese retard jelly roll demo boys. Patreon will be destroyed in no time. I'll be cancelling soon so I can afford my new "maple bar" face tatt Stoked to see what I can become

Sachin Simon

The song has reached its crescendo and Ben’s playing the violin solo, sad to see. That being said, the first 111 episodes he showed great flashes of promise.. 🙏🏾👐🏾🫶🏽

Tommy Bahama
>>156079694

sue edgelord, congratulations on consistently leaving the gayest comments every week

Jonathan Lemkin

Why was Ben at the Thiccc boy studio, how are they going to just no give context to that lmao

mortsafe

Devan fucking killed this EP. 'lay lady, Frito lay'

Max Larsen

Cant wait for the show at the Elysian! Sieg Heil!

Circus Cannon

Finally a rant on how shitty mainstream music is

Jack F

Ben should not get a fucking pen, he got addicted to no nicotine vaping. It’s too easy to just get high all day with it

dinyl

I was leaving the Elysian Theater last month, after watching an actually good comedian, and who do I see in the lobby waiting for the improv show after? Brett Gelman. I said to my girl “Hey do you recognize this guy? He’s an actor that sucks ass”

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf
>>156080700

Masks are only empirically useful if you have the virus to stop others getting it. There’s not great evidence to show wearing it pre emptively does anything. Also fabric masks which were pushed by friends’ specialist parents are also bullshit, only N95 does anything. The reason why they wear masks in open heart is because of spit

Sue Edgewater
>>156080700

So how do you know this isn’t a sick person who maybe won’t have another opportunity to see whatever bullshit comedy was going on that night but still trying not to get others sick? In the case that they may be trying to prevent others from illness why be mad at them

Sue Edgewater
>>156079694

I got colorectal cancer after I got ass fucked by the Benjamin Avery. So yeah…I guess I still have to wear one

Sue Edgewater
>>156091115

Ad hominem boys…you can’t just call someone highly regarded because they showed you a fact you didn’t like.

Jeff

Bet.

Lord Snake

Break on Through (to the other side dish)

Jeff

Train by day. Joe Rogan podcast by night. All day. -Adolf Hitler

Lord Snake

The devil (Long Island, porcine origin)

Paulie's Walnut

5 minutes in and we already have another platinum Devan rant. These have become my favorite part of the pod. Also, I'm fat and gay and have the word "cum" written in cursive under my bottom lip

applebot

51:47 Ben finally grew up

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf
>>156080700

If you’re actually contagious stay at home. If you are 24 hours post symptoms go outside. If you are immune compromised play video games

Sue Edgewater
>>156080700

Yeah in an ideal world, you should stay in a hermetically sealed orb if you’re ill. But don’t sit here and pretend you’ve let being sick stop you from going somewhere you’ve wanted to go. They’re at least trying to marginally help others.

Gruntch

Let’s all get N85 masks tattooed to our faces bc we’re true artists!

Patrick Wickham

Ben can you please start smoking crack or something that was fuckin gay

Pat Bev

Jace didn’t miss one time, killing it lmao

Jp Stephens

Weed is fantastic and beneficial SHORT TERM just SHORT TERM, long term gets extremely gay and lame. Been a complete stoner for multiple periods of time and it's just not the move

Hank Chill

Chances family being big tobacco was a cool twist

Stewart

YouTube David Allan Coe- if that ain’t country

Stewart

I remember listening to something about how your body in the metabolizes edibles. When it goes through your stomach and liver it’s closer to psilocybin/mushrooms or whatever.

Stewart

Couple years ago I started eating like a 10 mg edible every night after work. It made simple chores pleasant, I was much nicer to my wife and enjoyed spending time with her( not that I don’t like her. It’s just if I’m not paying attention/ being present, I can become a hermit and isolate myself) It also made me put way more effort into plowing. I was hitting it from the front,back,slow, and fast. Not just my normal lazy from the side. It helped get out of a cycle of replaying work, disputes, and thinking of how I would get revenge. I also during that edible time I wrote each of you messages about how much I loved the things you do and how talented I thought you are. The negatives I kind of lost a year or two I honestly don’t know. My memory from that time is kind of just blank. It all came to an end with two bad, I’m not sure what to call it like ego deaths or deep depression. I had to have my wife hold me while I was in bed crying feeling like nothing mattered a complete depression. I don’t know very embarrassing and funny. I gave them up because of that episode and being baked for that Long is just not practical especially with kids now. I just like smoke a joint before Hockey or going out to a social event. Or smoking a joint before going to the driving range I have had some great epiphany about my swing.

cmears76

Ben " ‘Cali sober” Avery

Curt
>>156091115

I seem to have stirred up the white gays for trump with my science, whoops.

John’s Chinese CCP ex gf

I don’t get why you don’t just destroy and put those comics in their place Ben. It would stop them and they should feel bad about themselves but more Importantly you wouldn’t feel as much resentment— it’s cathartic

BlackMetalDT

If 10mg edibles freak you out, then you are lightweight as fuck and you better be careful. One two puff chump with you on weed and pens. Edibles are a gamble.

whippin

so i’m trans? bc i hate those fags

Charlie

10mg Avery

Jack F

Anyone see the elephant graveyard video with Ben 😂😂

Chris Arnold

More like Owen Benjamin Avery

Curt
>>156091115

I voted for the guy, but I don’t want to suck him off like you do.

rolon96 2810

1000mg edible is where I get a good trip high 😂