By FoxFaceStories

A Commission for Camden Levy

It has been some time since the rather serious college student Frank was turned into the hyperactive and humorous reality-defying heroine known as the Jester. Now, the clown-themed hero does her first AMA on the HeroSocietyForums, but things quickly turn to chaos . . .

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I’m the The Jester: Ask Me Anything!

OFFICIAL AMA: THE JESTER (MOD CONFIRMED)

Original Poster: ClownGalLOLOLOL (Mod Flair: Confirmed Antihero)

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:21pm

Well, this is just a TERRIBLE idea, isn’t it? What happens when a reality-warping clowngirl whose powers run off the magic of laughter meets an online forum of total superhero pedants? Nothing good, I suspect, but someone important to me has roped me into this mess, and now we all get to be part of it, so strap in (or strap on, for those of you with a clown kink!) for my first AMA, and probably my last, because I just guarantee you that I’m going to violate half the site regulations in the next twenty minutes and cause your admins to invent a whole heap of new ones. But hey, let’s get started! Ask Me Anything. Just don’t expect serious answers!

WARNING: MOMENTARY BREACH OF FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICS DETECTED! THREE-DIMENSIONAL PROJECTION OF HERO/ANTIHERO KNOWN AS THE JESTER MAY BE PUSHING THROUGH YOUR SCREEN. SHE IS IDENTIFIED BY HER PALE WHITE SKIN, HER RED AND GREEN PIGTAILS, AND HER TIGHT CORSET OF THE SAME CRISSCROSSING COLOURS. AVOID HER RED NOSE AT ALL COSTS. SHE MAY ALSO HIT YOU WITH A CREAM PIE. DO NOT EAT THE CREAM PIE. SHE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO LACE IT WITH TUNA AND/OR CHILLI PEPPERS. PLEASE RESET YOUR COMPUTER IF AFFECTED.

ClownGalLOLOLOL (Mod Flair: Confirmed Antihero)

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:23pm

Comment 1

Aww, I hate that warning! What a spoilsport! And no way should you reset your computer, I just gave you nerds the best damn view you’ll ever get of me! Hope you enjoyed my balloon act!

Maam_Im_Going_To_Have_To_Take_A_Closer_Look_At_Your_Spandex

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:24pm

Comment 2

Holy fucking shit! Did anyone else see that? She put half of herself out of my computer screen! She literally stretched its dimensions and everything just to fit! Holy moly, I never thought I’d see a real life hero like her right in front of me.

ClownFan69

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:24pm

Comment 3

FML I missed it! What did she do? Did she stick her big boobies out? I’ve been wanting to see those hot things for ages! I bet she did based off her message. Right? RIGHT!? Someone pls respond!!!!

Thanks_O’Llama

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:25pm, replying to ClownFan69

Comment 4

Oh, we get the balloons alright. She put them right in my face and cackled like a hyena . . . and then they fucking popped. They were actual balloons. I won’t lie, that got me pretty fucking good. Well played, Jester.

HowHeroesPoopInSpandex???

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:27pm, replying to Thanks_O’Llama

Comment 5

Wate, she poped balons in ur face? Se breath cold on my handss an tol me to cool off an yous ‘em less. Huffy gas 2 makin me all dum atm. Fink she fund my artwerk of her an secret fotos!?!?

ClownGalLOLOLOL (Mod Flair: Confirmed Antihero)

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:29pm

Comment 6

AAAAAAAAAAND WE HAVE OUR FIRST QUESTION, PEOPLE! Yes, How Heroes Poop In Spandex? (the answer is carefully, by the way, and to never eat chile con carne before going out on the prowl), I did indeed find out about you! You’re the moderator of the largest Jester fansite on the internet. Thank you, thank you, a lady clown thanks you for your marvellous attention! I do, however, take a little objection to the rather unflattering comments on pictures of my feet, and the artwork that has me kissing Meteor Woman! YEE-UCK! At least pair me with Blue Trident, that guy can get it! I know where he can put HIS trident, if you know what I mean!

IWishLightningLassWasALesbian

Time: 2025/12/16; 6.31pm, Replying to ClownGalLOLOLOL

Comment 7 

You show him, Jester! I’m sick of that guy flooding up this sight with his gross fetishes! But your comment does bring up a question for me, one that I hope isn’t too personal and that perhaps you will answer more seriously. You are considered by many (most of all yourself) as perhaps the silliest and most irreverent hero/antihero. You joke a lot about your appearance, your figure, and your attractions, often for jokes. But . . . is there a special someone in your life? Or others that you look to as more serious role models?

P.S. I did laugh when you appeared and performed a raspberry right in my face. That was very unexpected and made my day, thank you.

MoreSuperMoleMenPlease

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:33pm

Comment 8

I have three questions! No, four!

Who is your favourite hero to work with?

What is your favourite movie?

Would you rather fight one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?

Who is your archenemy?

What is your favourite sweet?

ClownGalLOLOLOL (Mod Flair: Confirmed Antihero)

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:35pm

Comment 15

Great questions, MoreSuperMoleMenPlease! And why shouldn’t we have more mole men in our lives? I for one am getting really sick of mole men not coming out of the sewers all the time! What are those things even for, just the alligators? What a rip off? 

Well, to answer your questions, my favourite hero to work with is . . . dum da dum dahhhhhh . . . ME! Oh, what, that’s a cheat answer? Of course it is! I love cheating. And besides, I got so many different personalities probably bouncing around this silly head of mine that it’s half the truth anyhow. Well, I guess Blue Trident isn’t so bad. Have you see that man’s ass? Okay, I change my vote: I hereby nominate Blue Trident’s ass as my favourite hero to work alongside with, and anyone that’s seen that ass knows it’s a goddamn hero, especially to a gal with eyes and a screw loose like me!

Favourite movie? Duh, it’s The Greatest Showman. It has a circus, it’s got songs, it’s got dumb jokes, and I’m fucking yanking ya chain here, guys. Obviously, it’s not some crying Hugh Jackman musical with a sappy-ass ending. No, my favourite movie is The Naked Gun. Consider Leslie Nielsen my personal idol! That man could sure slip on a banana!

I’d fight ALL OF THEM! And then I would befriend the duck-sized horses because I want a duck-sized horse army, and I would ride my horse-sized duck into battle. I would name him Sir Honks-A-Lot, and PETA would NOT BE IMPRESSED!!!

My archenemy is the DMV. That place is where humour goes to die. 

My favourite sweet is obviously pure sugar. Have you ever eaten a kilogram of raw sugar? I tell ya, it’s the best stuff ever! If I was the diet person of America, I’d prescribe a kilogram of sugar to every child from the age of 2 and up. It would solve a LOT of problems. Well, actually, it would cause a lot of problems. But it would be ENTERTAINING!

Eating_Nachos_Is_My_Superpower

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:38pm

Comment 23

Lol! Classic Jester answers! Also, I tried the 3D glasses you threw onto my desk before you burst through the actual fucking screen! I wish I could pull off a reality-breaking prank like that with my buddies. I have two questions: If there was anything you could change about your costume, what would it be? And two: is there a limit to your bonkers-crazy power set? Like, could you summon a hammer big enough to flatten a mountain if enough people were laughing?

IWishLightningLassWasALesbian

Time: 2025/12/16; 6.43pm

Comment 32

Hey Jester! Just checking that you saw my questions above? Also, I have one more: is there any advice you would give to young people who want to make a difference in the world, but don’t have superpowers themselves?

ClownGalLOLOLOL, replying to Eating_Nachos_Is_My_Superpower

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:47pm

Comment 37

No, eating nachos is my superpower. Though no one complains when it all goes to this clown’s hips, haha! If I could change one thing about my costume, Nacho, it would be to make my nose glow radiation red! Suck on it, Rudolph! Oh, actually, having a Christmas-themed Jester outfit would be damn cool.

And a mime version!

And a beach version!

Hmm, I should license a franchise! Too bad I’m not a total sellout, amirite?

As for limits on my powers, the sky’s the limit, baby! Well, in the sense that the one time I accidentally shot myself into space I found some hardcore limits. Let’s just say the experience left me . . .  breathless! You might even call me the real Meteor Woman, since unlike her I know how to actually crash! Does she even know how meteors work? I guess she must, because those meteors of hers have their own gravitational fields, ha! (Then again, so do mine!)

JesterKing

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:53pm

Comment 57

Hope you don’t take offence to my username, lol. There’s a rumour that some spread online that the red nose is the source of your power, and that it actually turned you from a man into a woman. Any thoughts?

ClownGalLOLOLOL, replying to JesterKing

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:58pm

Comment 69

LOLOLOLOL!!! Sounds like something a fetishist would write! Where do they come up with this stuff, because I need to find this source and hire them for my material! I’d never get stale with that kind of conspiratorial chicanery!

EDIT: HA! CHECK OUT THAT COMMENT NUMBER! TALK ABOUT A FUNNY COINCIDENCE!

Fusion_Hot_For_Nova

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:00pm

Comment 82

Okay, I slipped on a banana peel! Jester, what are your thoughts on becoming a full-time member of the Hero Society? You’re already a part-time associate, but will you ever join an official roster?

ClownGalLOLOLOL, replying to Hot_For_Nova

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:02pm

Comment 92

I can tell that being hot for Nova has fried your brains, mister! How can I remain a total wild card and free entertainer when I’m shackled to a big chummy corpo-government entity like that? No offence, but apart from the smokeshow hotties flying about, the Hero Dome is where fun goes to DIE. Give me the THUNDER DOME, I say! Two clowns enter, one clown leaves! And the audience can die laughing, hahaha! (damn, I’d be a mad good supervillain; good thing I’m not into dark comedy, right?)

IWishLightningLassWasALesbian

Time: 2025/12/16; 7.08pm

Comment 111

Jester, I’m still hoping you notice my previous questions. I was hoping we could see another side of you in this piece! I’ll ask a fun one and a serious one to perhaps entice you.

Who do you think is the hottest hero or antihero? You can probably guess mine is definitely Lightning Lass! Too bad she’s with Signet Lance because I would try to date her in a hot second!

What made you decide to be a hero/antihero? Is it something you struggle with for a work-life balance, if you even have one?

Generate_This

Time: 2025/12/16; 7.10pm

Comment 123

What’s the funniest gag you’ve ever done?

Would you ever do a stand up special?

ClownGalLOLOLOL, replying to Generate_This

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:12pm

Comment 132

Funniest gag was the one I put in Television_Beats_Radio’s mouth when I burst out of the screen at the start of this AMA, ha! But then again, there are all sorts of gags that I find hilarious. Punny mouth gags, ball gags, a gag-gle of geese are always a hoot! Just don’t ask me about gag orders, because I break everyone I’ve been given!

As for stand up special . . . isn’t that just a hand stand? That’s a special way of standing up, right?

Television_Beats_Radio

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:14pm

Comment 149

I can confirm that I’m typing with a gag still in my mouth. I hope this thing comes out. I don’t think my Mom will approve of the message written on it, you guys.

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TheVoiceInTheEar (Mod Flair: Confirmed Hero Liaison) to ClownGalLOLOL (Mod Flair: Confirmed Antihero)

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:50pm

Please tell me you didn’t just advise feeding a kilogram of sugar to kids every day???

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ClownGalLOLOLOL 

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:52pm

I keep forgetting that my powers let me eat whatever I want, so long as it gets a good laugh! Was it too much? It was too much, wasn’t it? 

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TheVoiceInTheEar 

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:55pm

Ya think, smiles? Look, I know I can’t be with you at the moment while I’m on this college trip, but are you sure I can’t lend a hand? I’m worried that you might go a little bananas with this AMA.

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ClownGalLOLOLOL 

Time: 2025/12/16; 6:59pm

Bit too late for that, sexy! I’ve already slipped up one of the watchers on a banana peel, and put a bucket of water on the door of another schmuck! Seriously, it’s a total gas, and I’m not just saying that because I put laughing gas in the room of one of my biggest fans, LOL! Wait, why are you even telling me to calm it down? You know I’m a total crazy clown gal these days! I’m hardly the serious guy you knew as your roommate anymore! And besides, you love it when I’m silly, because of the two of us, you’re the one born as an ACTUAL CIRCUS KID, REMEMBER?

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TheVoiceInTheEar 

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:05pm

Touche. And you might remember that you were born as a dude who was a total stick in the mud. You can’t draw some of that energy, smiles? Maybe take the red nose cap off just for a moment? I can’t help but notice that you’re ignoring that one user whose actually asking you some genuine questions.

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ClownGalLOLOLOL 

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:08pm

Awwwww, but she’s so serious!!! I’m having fun with this! It’s all duck-sized horses and blowing raspberries and stupid puns! Why would I want to pretend to be boring old male Frank again when I can be a busty, silly clown gal!?

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TheVoiceInTheEar 

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:10pm

Even the best comedian has to care about their audience, smiles.

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ClownGalLOLOLOL 

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:12pm

GRRRR. I hate how right you are, you know that? It’s a good thing I’ve got you around, sexy, because every comic needs their straight man. And you are certainly straight for me, man.

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TheVoiceInTheEar 

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:14pm

Wow, that was BAD.

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ClownGalLOLOLOL 

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:15pm

But true! You wanna guess what I’m wearing right now while you’re stuck in your little hotel room all alone? I’ll give you a clue . . . it’s less than you think.

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TheVoiceInTheEar 

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:16pm

I am so, so glad you turned into a chick, smiles. Okay, let me guess . . . is it just the bodice and underwear?

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ClownGalLOLOLOL 

Time: 2025/12/16; 7:53pm, Comment 459

Woah, there’s a real crowd of you, ain’t there? Sorry, everyone, I’ve got to pull the plug on this shindig and do some actual work! Even a Jester girl like me reaches the time when it’s her turn to get out of the clown car, y’ know? But it would be remiss of me to ignore one of the commentators who I’ve been ignoring for way too long. I’m just keeping ya in suspense, IWishLightningLassWasALesbian! Plus, being serious is a damn hard ask for a gal who just can’t help but break the silence with a whoopie cushion. But here we go. Smiles away, red nose off, just an ordinary woman (well, a spectacularly looking woman, if I may say so myself) sitting at the computer chair and being open and honest for once. Yuck, don’t ask me to do this again!

There is someone special in my life. He’s the most important person in the world to me, because he makes me laugh, and he knows who I used to be and still loves me all the same. When the curtain closes and the smiles dim, he’s always got me. Plus, he’s a bit of a circus boy himself, at least between the sheets, ha! As for role models, I’m not joking when I say Leslie Nielsen! Seriously, what a great guy!

Some advice I would give to young people is to care. I know, I know, it’s so lame to say stuff like ‘give a shit,’ but the best comedy comes from caring. It comes from punching up, not down, and having fun along the way. So make comedy righteous in your own way; make fun of corruption, mock people in power who aren’t doing their jobs, and make them feel ridiculous! Oh, and never forget that a person can have ten great things happen in a day and fixate on the one bad thing. Do the opposite of that; laugh about the good stuff, and focus on that.

I decided to be the Jester purely by accident at first. I can’t give away all my silly tricks, but it was pretty unexpected! Let’s just say I looked quite differently before. I was a real stick in the mud, in fact! Frankly, (ha! You won’t get this one) I still sometimes get shocked at what I am, out there in my rather revealing costume, bouncing around and flirting and joking and breaking reality. But as for work-life balance? Let’s just say I’m still learning that one. Thankfully, I’ve got my straight man to help me out and forgive me when I go a little crazy.

Hottest hero is me, followed by (and I can’t believe I’m admitting this) Meteor Woman. But as I said before, Blue Trident can get it. Dat Ass! 

Re: Lightning Lass, I’m gonna PM you. Fuck that, actually, I’m gonna meet you through the screen in a moment. Something we oughta discuss, babe!

Okay, sincerity mode over now, people! AMA done! Curtain has closed, and the comedy theatre is kicking y’all out! Thanks for the questions, and don’t forget to have a laugh on me! Keeps me going!

Buh-bye!

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TheVoiceInTheEar (Mod Flair: Confirmed Hero Liaison) to ClownGalLOLOL (Mod Flair: Confirmed Antihero)

Time: 2025/12/16; 8:15pm

That was beautiful, smiles, thanks for doing that. It wasn’t even that hard, was it? 

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ClownGalLOLOLOL 

Time: 2025/12/16; 8.17pm

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?!? That was the hardest thing I’ve done! It was an AMA with the JESTER, babe, not Frankie! I had the red nose on the whole time, and you had me be SERIOUS! 

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TheVoiceInTheEar 

Time: 2025/12/16; 8:19pm

Well, I’m proud as hell of you. And I miss you a fuckton, smiles. 

So . . . what colour is the bra tonight?

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ClownGalLOLOLOL 

Time: 2025/12/16; 8.21pm

You really suck at online text sex, don’t you? Don’t worry, sexy, I’ve got a solution for that coming right up, because this clown babe misses my dark-haired circus boy way too much to let a little thing like physics get in my way. Time to rev up your harlequin, Tim!

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TheVoiceInTheEar 

Time: 2025/12/16; 8:23pm

Wait! Tell me you aren’t doing what I think you’re doing! I’m sharing this room with Malcolm from class, remember?

WARNING: MOMENTARY BREACH OF FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICS DETECTED! THREE-DIMENSIONAL PROJECTION OF HERO/ANTIHERO KNOWN AS THE JESTER MAY BE PUSHING THROUGH YOUR SCREEN. SHE IS IDENTIFIED BY HER PALE WHITE SKIN, HER RED AND GREEN PIGTAILS, AND HER TIGHT CORSET OF THE SAME CRISSCROSSING COLOURS. AVOID HER RED NOSE AT ALL COSTS. SHE IS QUITE LUSTFUL AND SPONTANEOUS, AND SHE WANTS YOU REALLY BAD, TIMOTHY! SO DEAL WITH IT!

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