Top Ten James Bond Spinoffs From Amazon (Patreon)

Amazon/MGM can now develop the James Bond IP without buy in from previous Bond creative controllers Michael G. Wilson and Barbara Broccoli. And you know what that means...

The Bondiverse!

So, here are our Top Ten Best Guesses at what we'll be seeing from Amazon... MGM Amazon.

10. "L": Before M was M, he was the lowly L. This is the prequel series about how K is promoted to L, and then has comedic misadventures as he attempts to Go Up a Letter Grade. With cameos by "P."

9. The Felix Files: CIA agent Felix Leiter is the American James Bond. He does everything James Bond does, but for 'Merica, and with a lot more cussing and eating of BBQ. His drink is "Whiskey. Neat, not on the rocks."

8. Smersh or Pass: Comedians discuss if they would try to seduce or assassinate various Bondiverse characters.

7. "Q"VC: A online catalog show, 24/7, offering James Bond related products at baement-bargain-rates!

6. Game of Drones: Political thriller about all the spywork and interagency infighting that comes before anyone can give a case to a 00 agent.

5. Enhanced Interrogation: Spy movie trivia show, but if you guess an answer wrong, you get slime dumped on your head.

4. 001: Series focusing on the very first 00 agent, and the 00 branch of the SOE is spun off in 1946, and the need to kill enemy agents and spymasters, especially in Berlin, becomes crucial right after WWII. Has a support character named "Bond," which is constantly hinted to be 007's parent, but never answers the question despite teasing it once evry season.

3. Shaken, Not Stirred: High-end cocktail creating competition show. Think "Chopped," but with Aguardente Bagaceira, Malört, and Yorsh as the 'gotcha' ingredients. Actors from other Bond shows act as guest judges.

2. R&D&Q: Half-hour hijinks comedy about the creation of, and misadventures using, all the gadgets Bond sees when talking to Q, but DOESN'T end up taking.

1. Moneypenny.: Sometimes, 00 agents go bad. And when they do? Moneypenny takes them down. Oh, sure, she SEEMS to simply be a secretary who, unlike 99% of the population, is immune to 007's charm. But unknown to anyone but M, the Penny agents (Hapenny, Moneypenny, Twopenny, and their controlled Cent) are the ultimate CounterAgents, running their own missions

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