Lady Marshmallow: A Mount For Pathfinder 2e So Fluffy You Could Die; Also - Last Chance to Join At Current Prices! (Patreon)

It started with a meme. Then I had an idea for a character. Then Jacob Blackmon drew a sketch. Then a Patron asked for a Pathfinder 1st edition Stat Block. THEN I was asked for a Pathfinder 2nd edition stat block.

So, here she is--Lady Marshmallow as an animal companion for PF2. You access her with the normal companion rules.

(If you want a Pathfinder 1e version of Lady Marshmallow, she's here)

(The Lady, in all her fluffy glory! Art by Jacob Blackmon)

Lady Marshmallow

Animal Minion: Your companion is Lady Marshmallow, the mightiest of alpaca steeds.

Size: Medium

Str +0, Dex +2, Con +2, Int-4, Wis+1, Cha+3

Hit Points 8 Skill Intimidation Senses low-light vision, scent (imprecise, 30 feet), tremorsense (imprecise, 30 feet) Speed 40 feet

Special mount

Hefty Hauler: Lady Marshmallow can serve as a mount for any one creature of Medium of smaller size, and does not count the bulk of one rider of this size or smaller toward her maximum bulk carried.

Too Fluffy To Die: If a circumstance would cause Lady Marshmallow to die, she instead dissipates like a summoned creature. Summoning her back takes as long as calling a new animal companion.

Support Benefit: Until the start of your next turn, if you're mounted on or adjacent to Lady marshmallow, you gain the benefit of her tremorsense. If you can perceive a creature with both her tremorsense and a imprecise sense of your own, the tremorsense becomes precise for that creature.

Advanced Maneuver Frightening Display

Frightening Display [one-action]

Lady Marshmallow would never do something so crass as to attack a creature, but she does have a powerful harrumph of disapproval. Lady Marshmallow attempts to Demoralize the target creature; this display gains the visual trait and doesn't require language. While frightened by this ability, the target is also off-guard to you.

MEMBERSHIP PRICES ARE GOING UP

Not for folks who have already joined. You're all fine.

But for people want to join and haven't, you're running out of time to get your membership locked in at current pricing. Come Monday, June 2, the base membership tier is going from $3 to $4, in keeping with the costs of rising inflation since I began this Patreon in 2016.

So if you want access to the weekly Paying Patron Exclusive post, or to have the weight of being a supporter when you request things like magic alpaca steeds, join today!