Old-Fashioned Hard Candy Flavors (Patreon)

I decided to get a jar of old-fashioned hard candies, like grandmas everywhere kept in candy dishes in the old days, to enjoy for the holidays. There was a huge variety of shapes and colors among the candies, which were really fun to look at.

The packaging didn’t include any information on what flavor any of them were, but I think I’ve worked most of them out.

The Bad Spot on the AppleFireball WhiskyLiverOverripe BananaThe Tears of ChildrenLight BeerWhat Aliens Who Have Never Tasted Cream or Orange Think Creamsicle Tastes LikeMentholDurianToothpasteCough Syrup (grape)Licorice but Somehow WorseScrew PineWatermelon RindGummy WormsRegular WormsPlaque Control ToothpasteCastor OilPBRCough Syrup (cherry)Leftover pancakes soaked in too much syrupNyquilLutefiskCough Syrup (Garlic)New and Improved Plaque Control Toothpaste With Whitening CrystalsExistential DreadLemon