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Want to make a myth people will think is cool? Details matter.

No one fears the Nostril of Sauron
(“Can you Smell what the Dark Lord is Cooking?”)
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The Runeblade WeatherAttainer doesn’t inspire fear
(“Cloudy with a 50% Chance of Losing Your Soul”)
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No one listens to Tales of High Adventure about Conan the Unaware of Table Etiquette
(“When eating a bowl of gruel, use the small spoon, not your entire head.”)

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Kevin Husch

You are correct. Here are 5 team names that should inspire fear but really don’t. Hoosiers, (could be an owl demon, but really they aren’t) Buckeyes (unless they are the eyes from a 💀sacred deer) Crimson Tide (don’t go near the water) Green Wave (again, stay out of the water) Mountaineers (just stay away from the mountains) Then there are 5 team names that you think are harmless, but could get you killed. Rockets (description not needed) Wolverines (just don’t mention Cyclops to them) Hurricanes (oh (Bleep) that wizard just sent a ten ton wave at us!) Tornadoes (Man, that wizard hates us!) Bruins (it’s a bear, Man, it’s an orc bear!)