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S4E13: Transporter 2 (Patreon)

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2025-05-02 17:07:52
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2026-06
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You'd better believe they made a second one of these

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FREE PALESTINE

Hey, Devon here. As you well know I've been working with a few gazan families to raise money for their daily living costs in the genocide. We're putting all our energy into this one campaign as we have a real chance to get Ahmed and his family out of Gaza. Please, if you can help in any way, be that by donating yourself or sharing the link with friends and family, it will mean the world to me.https://chuffed.org/project/124906-help-ahmed-and-family-evacuate-gaza

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WEB DESIGN ALERT

Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/

Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com 

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Sammi

I like the implication that, when they first try to inject the kid, the only reason they don't just let Frank watch them do it is because he'd be like "Ang on, injections aren't meant to be green!"

Maddy

Are there any other ways to donate to Ahmed? My bank keeps blocking payments to Chuffed.

The Dude

Call em Kronks (big guy henchtype)

mortran

CBT got me working in the right direction after my breakdown 4 years ago. It enabled a more intense and helpful 2 years of talking counseling. I'm going to make my wife rewatch these films with me. And I guess that I'm STILL not worthy of being mentioned at the end of the episode after two months.. I guess I will continue to mention it as a form of silent, but written, protest.

XanderLeoarro

KJB heads, Kino Lorber is issuing Danger: Diabolik (1968) in 4K in July

Strike3

Listen, there are 2 kinds of Kidnapping. There's a good kidnapping where nothing goes wrong, the kid doesn't even know they're kidnapped, the family can just write off the cash, and everyone loves eachother just a little bit more after all is said and done. Then there's the bad kidnapping where the kid dies and everyone is Miserable. The media loves to talk about the second kidnapping but never the first, that's why it has such a bad rep. -Sympathy for Mr Revenge. I really recomend the Vengeance Trilogy.

James Rule

My wife, crying in the emergency room as the doctor informs her that I'm only a 5.

Taki Kuroi

Watching this movie to prepare for the podcast, I encountered a line that I'm certain will be a drop, and the only question is if Devon or November gets to it first. I'm excited to find out.

beanis

tarconi can't stop posting

B.Z.

Thank god one of them picked up on the "mongo = mongoloid" thing, it's been cringing me for years

Strike3

I think the best replacement for Mongo is Andore, a refrence to the Final Fight German Family of Big Enemies. Hugo being their main Crossover Rep in Street Fighter, also friend/employ of Famous Trans Character Poison. Edit: in defense of GTA 4, It's better than GTA Vice City which had real fake Jamaican Miss Cleo as the Comedy Rastafarian. Also known Afro Carabian YouTube Foreign Mahn did a teir list of Comedy Rastafariand and GTA 4 actually came out on A Tier. But that's also one voice out of many. He also ranks Miss Cleo on F because she's basically what if people thought Hank Azaria really was Indian.

beanis

the goo that heals you instantly

beanis

grease has a brief cameo in death by boat fight

Evie K

In fairness to Devon, they slut shame themselves every time they talk about Al Pacino

MS

This movie has one goal and it's to complicate the M score in the scum system. Frank the woman respector has logged on, unfortunately so has Transporter 2 the woman objectifier

Saint Muerte

Completely unrelated and underappreciated, the (2001) Metropolis anime film I highly recommend and hope the crew watches some day.

Its Devon Babeyyy

This is crazy, how are you not showing up in the list? Patreon just shows me a big list of everyone who's paid more than 15 quid local. Let me see what the problem is here

Dragonback Lancer

The cunty surgeon doing ffs on herself like in Master and Commander

Wolfman Jack

GUNSMITH CATS. Fits the "car-adjacent heist film" criteria. Promise you won't be disappointed.

mortran

I'm on the $20 tier, I know the exchange rate is currently in the toilet, but it should still be above £15 , for now at least.

Meonlights

The word is even a known slur for disabled people where I live 8'D

Meonlights

The entire bit about the cunt triage killed me lmao. The episode art looks like that picture of the baby cheetah getting cleaned by their mother and the tongue just phlumps on the whole face.

Wolfman Jack

Frank Transporter and the Rasta Man is my favorite sentence of the week.

Noblese Oblahaj

Kill James Bond and my autistic ass, two things that exist on a spectrum

Noblese Oblahaj

Cunty triage should be called M*A*S*H or pass

Daisy B

Proposal for renaming Large Taciturn Henchmen: you could refer to them as Jaws! References a great actor, great miniboss character, and links to your James Bond roots!

Andrew Dunn

I remember watching the trailer for this as a young Christian kid, watching with a few of the other Christian kids, and the moment where that woman throws open her nurse outfit to reveal her lingerie, one of the Christian boys said "ewww". Years later, he came out as gay Re the gamer language to describe protagonist actions- in literally episode 1, James Bond's fighting ability is classified as light attack, heavy attack, and grapple. School bus full of old people- it's miami. Retirement homes use buses. Usually not typical yellow school buses, usually a white bus. Re Russians having communist iconography on them in media, post USSR- in the show Eureka, in the late 2000s/early 2010s, there was a Russian scientist that shows up and he's doing this super over the top Russian stereotype thing, and he has a hammer and sickle on his ushanka, and I was super smart and immediately predicted that he was an imposter disguising himself as a Russian scientist without a great uniform. Nope, turns out, the show Eureka just wanted to portray the Russian scientist as an alcoholic wearing a hammer and sickle Don't know shit about cognitive behavioral therapy, but I'm a casual Stoicism enjoyer, and people say they're really similar, therefore I blindly defend CBT In the movie "Taxi" with Queen Latifah and Jimmy Fallon, the bank robbers are portrayed by actual supermodels, who drive BMWs and rob banks. So a movie with a sapphic BIPOC actor playing a protagonist, and the villains are supermodels

Taki Kuroi

"You have been cancelled." I was delighted by the in-episode use. :)

James Cézanne-Taipale

The only part of this movie I could remember was Tarconi baking Madeline’s at Franks place and that really stuck with me. So not only did I become more French, learn to bake Madeline’s, but I will also just start baking stuff at my friends place.

Jermy

Big guys should be named after the big guy in Enter the Dragon, the actor or character

Jermy

Bean Bandit OVA

Ben Schwabe

Is getting slut shamed on another person's podcast better?

Prince Jade

Since we're locked in for at least another Jason Statham movie before the Fast & Furious miniseason, might I recommend Crank or Crank 2 for a bonus? They are absolutely, sincerely stupid. You get to see Statham in a medical gown with a boner carjack someone's motorcycle.

Meekle Togas

We all have to imagine they're saying "allegedly" a lot in this one in order to protect KJB from a lawsuit.

Knights Who Say Sledge

Any chance of y'all doing 1970s Le Cercle Rouge when you get done with car heists and shift to other heist formats?

Jacob King

Technically there’s a lot of driving in that movie.

Jacob King

I’m hoping they pull in Milo for three because it has car guy stuff and Russia/Ukraine guy stuff.

Josephine

I've kicked a few people in da mush for wrestling and it's surprisingly fun

NowhereMan661

CONCLAVE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Eve Bee

i want to cancel out the anti-piracy commenter you mentioned by saying fuck yes piracy and i hope to god none of you are paying for your own streaming services. if you're having trouble sourcing a movie you can also check your library's dvd catalogue, that way you get all the special features too :)

Garrett Richey

Congratulations on setting the new world record for uses of the Word “cunt” in a single recording. It was thought that no one could beat the Australians, but by god you’ve done it.

Carly

If no streaming platform is prepared to host a movie in your area then pirating it should be legal. Mega keen to Conc my Lave next week!

Ryujin713

Good to know Frank Transporter operates on Nanny McPhee rules, where once the family becomes closer to each other he has to leave.

Tirey Pagel

Will KJB do the BMW films that the transporter is based on?

scara b

wonder if they'll like the woman in transporter 3 for girlbossing or hate her for being a 1 dimensional character

Morten Anker

If this is gonna be a car heist sub-season they should include motorbikes and watch the 2004 classic Torque.

Mythopoeist

22 minutes in and they shave the barber

Ezra

I have not seen this movie in 18 years but I have never forgotten Lola, her makeup, her heels and the modded Glocks... this may have been part of why I worked as an armourer for a time...

LemonyNose

Instead of the M word, how about Big Lad(tm)

Knights Who Say Sledge

I hope y'all are planning on doing "The Taking of Pellham 1-2-3" as part of your vehicular heist series. Fingers crossed.

Alma Blue

Is it possible you're paying $20 but on the lower tier? Patreon lets you adjust the payment up from the minimum without changing the tier you have selected and I know you don't show up on the list if you do because I had it that way on purpose for a while

Werewere

Large henchman name: Humongo

MCGameFAP

Every Jason Staham episode is a chance for me to be in the comments, on my hands and knees, begging them to do an episode on Spy (2015).

BarFly

When Frank Transporter climbed aboard the plane through the landing gear I thought "like a Reverse Frank Abagnale" just because of the brief scene from Catch Me If You Can where he escapes a plane through the landing gear. A classic Reverse Abagnale

Alex TwinSpark

I am BEGGING the KJB lot to do the Taxi series after the Transporter one

MakeStuff

"Jordan Peterson Chinese Communist Party Dick Sucking Factory Machine" was an absolute rollercoaster of a phrase XD

John

Mad Max soon please

Universally Idiotic

Fun Fact: The bullshit Jason Statham car bomb manuever wouldn't have worked for Carrero Blanco, because the ETA didn't place bombs on his car, they placed it under the street.

Australian Estuary Pirate

Why not an ugly surgeon with a hot husband? Not everyone is a lesbian - some people are gay men.