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A semi-aged Patrick Swayze is forced to drive a load of counterfeit illegal toilets across America, but Meatloaf is determined to get Swayze's load on his hands by any means necessary...-----

HANDS OFF LEBANONHere are some fundraisers to support collective rebuilding and survival efforts on the ground in Lebanon.

-Beit El-Baraka started out as a food bank, but has grown to help people afford rent, cover their essentials, and live with dignity. https://beitelbaraka.org/donate-directly/ or donate in general https://beitelbaraka.org/donate-now/

-LiveLove was a charity for a number of other matters, but since 2024 has been solely comitted to helping people displaced by Israeli attacks.https://livelove.org/donate

-Lebanese Food Bank supports displaced and impoverished peoplehttps://lebanesefoodbank.org/take-action/donate/

Solar Powered Lebanon is an initiative to restore people's power using solar panels, since larger infrastructure is at constant risk of attack.https://fundahope.com/en/campaigns/solar-powered-lebanon

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FREE PALESTINE

My friend Ahmed still needs to feed his family and afford medicine. Anything you can kick in would be hugely appreciated.https://chuffed.org/project/150817-please-help-ahmed-and-his-family-get-food-drink-and-medicine

And these are some more general links you can support collective efforts with!

-The Palestinian Communist Youth Union is doing a food and water effort, and is part of the official communist party of Palestinehttps://www.gofundme.com/f/to-preserve-whats-left-of-humanity-global-solidarity

-Water is Life, a water distribution project in North Gaza affiliated with an Indigenous American organization and the Freedom Flotillahttps://www.waterislifegaza.org/

-Vegetable Distribution Fund, which secured and delivers fresh veg, affiliated with Freedom Flotilla alsohttps://www.instagram.com/linking/fundraiser?fundraiser_id=1102739514947848

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Kill James Bond is hosted by November Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

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Wessedup

Oh we're so back in the zone let's fucking go

Logan

Uh oh its gettin hazy -

lousullivan.bf

If nobody else, let it be known that *I* was pogging every time Abi made an increasingly niche She-Ra reference.

Colin

I believe the new douching alternative is called A-Ball by Polari Labs. Still in R and D/Kickstarter phase.

bobbler42

As an old wet class traitor who has been to a pulp gig, old alleynian needle dropping is a familiar mood. I did not sing along, the dissonance would have been a bit much.

big meg

SPONSORED BY DASANI!

Ben Schwabe

Swayze being called "aged' when he's 6 years younger than me....(Grandpa Simpson It Will Happen To You Meme) It's fun listening to this while I've got a huge load ready for some trucker to receive. Update: the trucker looked like Santa Claus and was extremely receptive to my massive load.

Blikbonen

Shit I guess I'm off to Lush

James Rule

In terms of terrible movies that I love that could be a western or could be samurai what's the difference to be recommended that I'll be mortified if you actually watch, may I suggest Bunraku.

Amy_drives

As a truck driver and someone who has watched this movie, I can say it’s more of a documentary just like convoy is, it encapsulates the spirit of old school independent truckers, when you could run with 3 log books and get away with it. And yes dot cops do get to know the frequent drivers. I know several on my route that I normally drive. So asking for a specific cop can get you waves through sometimes. But yes weigh stations are tyranny for truckers. And the movie got the locations of the weigh station right, they do exist on this roads I’ve been on both.

Celia46

Listened to this episode while replacing roof tiles in 30 C° weather and it was incomprehensible 10/10

NowhereMan661

It would be really funny to start Western Season and have the first movie be Yojimbo.

James Rule

Double Trouble is on the truck got me.

MatterWiz

>How do 3 grown bottoms in their 30s not have a single douche between them? >They're--- the economy's in shambles!

Jesse Eldridge

I can’t believe this is what got me to finally join the Patreon, but seeing this moving as an impressionable youth and Smokey and The Bandit are a big part of the reason I drive a truck professionally today.

Archie

"Is this the FBI?" "No, this is Patrick."

kittycatpilot

I listened to this on my commute, and I was tempted to start driving crazy style. Someone in a flatbed truck was apparently also listening, and *did* start diving crazy style and damn near ran me and like a dozen other vehicles off the road, lights flashing and horn blaring.

Johnny

by my count this is the third entry in the “movies with an absolutely lunatic piece of jargon that they will NOT stop using” category. we had: 1. whichever spy movie with checking everyone’s dumps 2. armageddon and those finicky transmissions (feels weird to write the word they use even in this context lmao) and now this. iconic stuff

Alex

Another beautifully unhinged episode, excellent work Ladies and Devon.

Sam Handwich

In this house we believe: No loads refused Practical explosions The Dasani brand saline enema

Sammi

"Wait, this isn't my bottoming bag, this is just my bug-out bag, full of guns! Oh ye gods, my T4T sex is ruined! But what if... I were to simply use the guns as kink props, and pretend that was my plan all along? Hohohoh, delightfully devilish, November!"

Sammi

"I love a douche, especially when it's served at the correct temperature!"

the raddish

Having to forgive the brits for not knowing who Randy Travis is 😭

Vae may be looking for a longer name

Driving crazy style while typing this, delighted that trucker season will eventually merge and blend with Cowboy season as this will mean we finally get the long prophesied Quick And The Dead Episode, for which your correspondent would be most grateful. In anycase excuse me I’m about to fly off a bridge

Zipzapzop

Please do roadhouse

Potoooooooo

My mom told me an apocryphal story about Meatloaf on a radio show and how they kept calling him "Mister Loaf". Like, please, Mister Loaf is my father. Call me Meatloaf

Raymond Price

IIRC #1 is The Foreigner, with Jackie Chan.

Ctolm [the t is silent]

I am looking forward to Varmint season if that is next but I do hope you get to The Town before Heist Season's end. It's got everything. A classic Waingro, great car chases and shootouts, top quality heisting and it was Pete Postlethwaite's second last movie.

psquirrell

Listening to this while getting ready to go see The Prince

heffa

November choosing an intensely uncomfortable option for bottom prep is very on brand 💜

cole d

Her delivery of the line at 20:54 has slain me, I'm gone

cole d

Aye heard ya bean checkin' mah dumps??

Aurelia and Jamie Peters

Winn-Dixie is a chain of supermarkets found primarily in the American Southeast. I used to live near one when I lived in Charleston, South Carolina

Brian Danger Hicks

I don't know why they needed guns in there, in the late '90s smuggling pre low-flow toilets would've made sense

Ed

Having just looked this up based on this comment and having nearly been killed by an intestinal blockage almost exactly a year ago...I'll stick with the Dasani bottle, thanks.

Squash fei

Can’t wait for the take of the taking of pellum 123, 2

Squash fei

Is Abi talking about the 80s she ra or the modern one

Jeff

On the mainline, train mini-season can also get you to Western-land (Great robberies and 3:10's to Yuma, hopefully stopping off for Bullet Train first)

Brian Danger Hicks

Conspiracy theories I believe: 1) The piss tape is real. 2) Disney released Frozen to make it harder to find information about Walt Disney's frozen head. 3) There were no recording problems but rather the presence of non-English guests while England was still in the knockout stage led to such extreme levels of It's Coming Home as to render the episode unreleasable.

MFH

She-Ra and the Princesses of Power which is very camp and super queer.

MFH

A fantasticality unhinged chaotic podcast episode. Abi is right She-Ra and the Princesses of Power is great; Nova and Devon would enjoy it. It even has cute pony nonsense .....

Its Devon Babeyyy

Someday i will introduce the girls to the bouncer whos first and only move is tearing throats out

Johnny

it’s giving that video of meatloaf losing it on celebrity big brother and the one dude in the background who keeps going “meat…don’t do it meat”

David Schuller

lol, not a single mention of the huge Country Western star playing a character who is a bad singer

ZaitsevFred

I learned of the existence of the Foxbody Mustang in NFS Heat and immediately gave it the "Mum's Escort" vinyl treatment

Erin Roane

Fun Fact: Earl is played by Randy Travis, a huge (at the time) musician in the country/western genre, so it was meant to be the big meta laugh of the movie that Earl was trying to be a country singer

Jay P Hailey

I am a professional driver (courier, cars not troucks) One night during a very ill-advised long run, I did, in fact, hallucinate. It was a black cat running at impossible speeds in front of my car. A trucker told me of the black dog. It's bad luck because if you're that fatigued while driving, you're effectively driving drunk. Do not recommend

Jay P Hailey

When they said they had an FBI ringer in the truck I shouted (In my delivery vehicle) "It's the Black Dog! He's a Lawful Good Boi!"

Jay P Hailey

Devon and Abi "Just start driving mad." Me, who likes my job. "N...No!"

Its Devon Babeyyy

Girl you were just in a low-intensity Duel situation

Endangered Pine Weasel

Idk if this is also apocryphal but I believe he claims he is called Meatloaf because he got lost in the forest as a child and when he was found he was in a state of near catatonia and all he could say was "Meatloaf". If so seems pretty harsh to just immediately start clowning on him for it

Endangered Pine Weasel

Guys I don't pay my Patron fees for you to be using dasarni for bottom prep

Forever Bulking

Heya! Your friendly powerlifting bottom molecular biologist here! The new way to bottom that Devon mentioned is the A-ball by Polari Labs (based out of King's Cross of all places!). The ball is still in development, and is mostly a seaweed-based collagen ball. I've actually been in talks with them about some scientific questions I've got. Mostly around the Valves of Houston (the fuckers that keep the water trapped when douching!), and their testing methodology. At present, it looks like it's mostly intended for you to douche before going out, then pop the ball in to make sure you stay ready, especially for a rough session that would otherwise dislodge things from up the butt and around the corner. For dasani bottle in extremis douching situations (jokes about baptism with spit and blood are left as an exercise for the reader) it's not really going to help. If you're in your own home, I recommend finding your local butch to help you attach a douching hose and valve to your bathroom sink so you have a permanent solution for the home, and for travel, you pay for what you get but you get what you pay for with the Fort Troff travel douche setup. That thing is incredible and has lasted me 7 *very* happy years and counting.

Australian Estuary Pirate

I am currently on the bus and started sitting crazy style, aka bisexually. (Not really, I am much to anxious that I might be accused of man spreading, lol) Keep one gun in your bottoming bag and one douche in your bugout bag, just in case. If this movie came out post Iron Man (2008) it definitely would've had the Led Zeppelin song over the credits. (Look up the lyrics, they're... much more sexist than you might even expect.)

Rachel K

Winn Dixie was a grocery store chain I vaguely remember being a thing as a child. Why’s it called that? No idea, might be best not to ask

The Evil Cub

Meatloaf did not write songs, he just performed them.

Meekle Tubas

I love Devon asking “is the the lowest we’ve ever had?” about this film’s Rotten Tomatoes score when they made the team watch Sex and the City 2 for this podcast. Also Abi saying “that seems harsh, I liked parts of this” after completely evicerating The Blues Brothers is kinda funny too. The podcast that lives entirely in separate glass houses.

Squash fei

Yes yes yes I’m familiar that shit got me through my IB Chinese finals

Hovis

Would suggest The Wild Bunch as a movie to lead from heists to varmints. Iconic western and I believe spawning vat of the proto Waingro. This guy is the paragon of the Fucked Up Heist Guy archetype.

James Rule

Because Perrier is too expensive.

Maxi Maill-ghoul

This episode works with the last Q&A to establish the only 2 options for your sub if you die - will everything to KJB and run the episodes on loop forever on your computer or cancel sub mid-death montage. No other options.

Axel Ottel

There are dozens of us!

Axel Ottel

Well his Wikipedia page has three different origin stories but none of them is that one

Daz Clyde

(purely reacting to the ep, haven't seen the movie) 1. I'm guessing by the description these are Fox Body mustangs and yeah, sedan-ass mf's 2. Why you clownin' on Winn Dixie that was my grocery back in New Orleans! I knew my cashier lady by name! (Fuck i forgot it </3) 3. MF'ers be splodin they cars like they failed the bomber challenge in speed 4. Excessive use of the word "load", i can't imagine this isn't at least a LITTLE innuendo XD 5. Semiautomatic tawlets 6. Truck weigh stations: yes they're a thing. Road wear imparted is related to vehicle weight in a way that makes it important (it's not linear) . We made my parents drive through one when we were kids because some actually had a sign that said how much the truck weighed. 7. LOAD 8. Roaming charges to call my sick mum ...etc okay the second old fashioned hit here

Andrew Dunn

Abi uses Perrier As someone from the deep south, I was excited to hear what the third thing would be, and it turns out it's winn-dixie. Can confirm, that was the grocery store we went to as a kid until I started working at Publix supermarkets. They've gone bankrupt like four times in my life, I think there are still a few locations left. Their lunch got ate by either nicer places or cheaper places. Yes I started listening to this on my commute. I didn't drive crazy style but a huge white pickup truck did run a red light in the turning lane in front of us around that time.

Andrew Dunn

And compare the two protagonists, a pacifist intellectual who was forced to kill in self defense and is traumatized for it, versus the remake version, a sociopath who kills his friend cuz he loses his temper

P. j.

Newark is where certain professionals, from NY, go to unload their "trash" 😉😉 Even people from the most inner of inner city, Manhattan dare not tread, up until maybe mid 00's?

Brad A

I just have to say that, as an American truck driver, episodes like these give me odd dissociative breaks.