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QUESTIONS FOR Q&A #5 (Post-Bond Victory Lap Edition) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-04-11 16:54:17
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2026-06

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As you may be aware, tomorrow we are dropping our long-awaited episode on No Time To Die, meaning that we have finally killed the mother fucker!!As such, the following bonus will be our post-coital vibe zone, where we can finally answer retrospective questions about the films, but also about the podcast itself with the clearest heads in the world.

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Rufus

Which bond villains and/or henchpeople could devon beat in a fight?

Andrew Stevens

What was the thing that surprised you most about the James Bond films as a collective experience?

Brandon Lee

Of all the many versions of that “same guy,” which Bond would you most like to watch die horribly and how?

Witch Bitch

How do you think the other Bonds would react to the news that they have a child?

River

highly intellectual question: fuck marry kill for the lesbians (textual or not) of the bond films

Lay-Tex-Lips

Do you plan on doing any more video game bonus episodes in season 2, given how many games have something to say about masculinity whether intentional or not?

Blair the bugblair barblairian

As someone who has listened to every episode of this podcast and never seen a James Bond movie, is there any that I should watch even just for the riffing? What is different about James Bond in his actual films compared to the pop cultural idea of him?

River

what part of your perception of bond/the bond films has changed the most comparing pre-podcast and now?

larcy

1. Watch Dogs Legion bonusode when 2. Y'all hear about cum?

Juliette Pirok

Since Daniel Craig cameo'd in The Force Awakens, which previous Bond actor would have made the worst/best/funniest/most interesting cameo in a previous Star Wars movie? If you could inject Connery, Lazenby, Moore, Dalton, or Brosnan into one of the first six Star Wars movies, how would you do so for maximum comedic effect?

Dylan Wignall

If you were blessed/cursed to be the next Bond Villain, how would you use the knowledge you accrued over this podcast to succeed in your Nefarious Plan?

THEonlyMAILMAN

A) What has been your favourite drop you've isolated from the entirety of Bond? B) you can summon an alternate universe Bond series where Bond(may not even be called Bond) is of any nationality over than cursed bri'ish, what nationality do you choose?

Andre

Which was the worst facial disfigurement of a villain?

DaRat333

If you were forced to remake one of these movies while keeping most of the plot the same which would it be? Think only getting one or two big sttoy changes and a script you can mostly control.

Disappointed Bear

Do you have any general philosophical conclusions about James Bond? If so what are they?

molotawv

who is one guest y’all would love to have on, but could never get? alternatively: what is one movie you want to cover but never will?

Paintmekala

Favorite villain to go out and have a drink with?

Trevor Gilmore

1) what would your Only Connect team name be? (and it can't be Kill James Bond) 2) is Ranma of Ranma 1/2 a trans icon? why or why not?

Wyn Radley

In 2015, Miramax released Mr Holmes, an oddly charming movie in which Ian McKellen plays a senescing Sherlock Holmes revisiting his past to solve one final case before his mind deteriorates. If the Bond franchise got a similar treatment, which Bond would be the most interesting to revisit in their twilight years, and which (if any) unresolved plot thread would be the most fun to revisit?

-Kris-

If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why?

JoeNotCharles

Looking back at the early episodes, is there anything you got wrong that you would like to revisit?

Calum Ferguson

Can any of the versions of James Bond be rehabilitated? If not which James Bond is the least problematic?

Chanelle Ekner

Part of the pitch of KJB was investigating a symbol of British masculinity. What film/tv series would you watch as an exploration of British femininity? Also; The Prisoner spin-off podcast when?

molotawv

if y’all could fuck with time travel and make it so that one bond theme singer sang a different bond theme (ie adele singing diamonds are forever and so on) who would sing what?

obliteron

Should the fucker stay dead or is there a place for Bond going forward?

William Howard

the three of you get full creative control over Bond 26, on one condition. It has to be a full-on horror film. what's the story, what's the style and who does the theme? Thanks for everything! 😊

Richard A V Smith

Which Bond actor has had the best career outside Bond? Have any of them escaped their most notable role being a former Bond? (See also Doctors Who)

NatalieNice

We all know that you refuse to go entiiirely japanaaaiiise, but what % japanaise would you be prepared to go?

Justine

Would it be in the realm of possibility for the KJB podcast to review all 3 Austin Powers movies??

emily

What questions would you like to be asked?

emily

What questions are you surprised you haven’t been asked so far?

Foxing Around

Franchises and reboots are a minor plague, and you said before James Bond can’t be updated without losing what it is. But if you HAD to reboot the franchise or make a spinoff in a way that makes a “good” movie, how would you do it?

Sonja

If Bond is reincarnated, as what person, animal, thing or abstract concept should it be?

A Transgender Superspy

As we have heard, the Bond series didn't discover themes until the 1990s, but if you needed to find one, what would be the closest thing to a theme of all of James Bond?

HappyDragon

Are there any spy or action movies you’ve watched outside of the podcast that you’ve enjoyed and recommend? Also just wanted to put it out there: The Raid: Redemption

Boling

If given the opportunity to Kill James Bond with a gun, what gun do you use?

perseus812

Are you gonna review the 1967 TV series The Prisoner? It features a British agent who resigns at the very start of the series and who gets assigned "Number Six". The lead actor turned down the role of James Bond twice, on moral grounds. I think it would make for a really interesting contrast to the James Bond movies.

Jackernaut

Which bond-i-verse character do you relate to the most? I.e. EMP the London economy like Janus, or like that bond girl, you can't read. Personally I feel like old Q, as in everything I make someone breaks and I'm surrounded by silly comic relief characters who keep hurting themselves in ways that amuse me. P.s. name's Jackernaut on the ''scord pls don't dox full name

Orlando

Who do you think hates James Bond more, Lazenby or Craig? And as afollow up question do you three think you hate Bond more than Lazenby or Craig?

Stephen Nein

The we're-not-making-a-funny-movie version of the unfunny Casino Royale 1.0?

Stef Potter

What is Jackie Chan's best movie and why is it Rumble in the Bronx? I would say Shanghai Noon but my wife's deep hatred of Owen Wilson makes it so that movie is forbidden in my home. Or In all the Bond films what slash pairing is the most shippable in your esteemed opinions? I'm a Goldeneye Bond/Trevelyan enby but I might be alone there. If I was looking for total crackfic I'd go Bond/Wade but I'm not that kind of sicko.

Stuart Clark

At this point it's a given that action movied have questionable politics, especially when it comes to race and gender. Can you think of any action movies that have genuinely good politics?

Xang

You are directing the next bond movie, do you stay modern or do you go back to a cold war bond or even further to a sixties bond?

Spectra

best bond car to go to the supermarket in?

Xang

What animal encapsulates each bond? I feel like Connery gives off mallard energy

Abigail Crane

I’ve seen Devon talking about palaeontology on Twitter recently and it made me want answers to the most important of questions- what are the hosts favourite dinosaurs?

Joanna Flannagan

I subscribed to the patreon solely for the Spy Kids episode, a decision I will not be unpacking. In honor of my life choices, if Alice and Abigail were smashed together like a creature on the island of lost trans girls who are also assassins, what would they called and what would they look like? Follow up, would they love Steve Buscemi as a father or murder him for creating them? Follow up follow up, what god would they worship?

Alfreeeeedo

What lessons could other action films learn from the failings of bond?

Jennifer

You're film scouts for an alien equivalent of James Bond (aliens have dads who want watches too), and they've chosen Earth to be the next exotic locale alien Bond nonces through. What exotic Earth locations do you film at?

Neverlost22

If you could swap two Bonds in-universe, for example, have Craig Fingersucc in all of the Little Birthday Boy's films and vice versa, which two would you swap and why?

DMK

You can add a scene with Dr. Kaufmann into any other movie in the franchise. Which movie do you put him in, and at what point in it?

Subspace Jet Witch

Which movie do you think portrays actual espionage the best? For me, it's Colombiana (2011); the amount of meticulous planning showed in that film is staggering

Pxtl

You can convert one Bond movie into a Cars movie, which one, and what notable characters become what kind of vehicles?

vercingix

If you could do a podcast about any other decades old media property that somehow is still sticking around, and what it says about society, what would it be?

Milo

is the funniest/best/your favourite reason for MI6 only sending bond despite their threats to send 008 that 1) their good agents are doing the serious shit and this is clown hijinks that is lower stakes (but keeps ballooning because bond can fuck even this up) and they're doing a sort of "prince harry being in the army" thing where they have to keep sending him on missions because he has important family no matter how shit he is or 2) he really is the best the others are Even Worse or 3) another theory of your invention?

weronika mamuna

I thought Bastille Day was surprisingly good in that regard

Tormentum

What would be the worst animal to be hunted and eaten by? I vote either ants or starfish provided they were large enough to hunt you like their regular prey.

Cameron Sinclair Harris

If Chris Pratt were to be cast as James Bond, do you think he'd do it in his own voice or keep the Welsh accent?

Elizabeth Smith

Alice, what is your favorite drop, and what was your favorite usage of a drop in an episode?

John Harwood

You can design your own evil secret headquarters. Where is it located, what is it like, and how much does it cost?

eveningEarth

If each of you was given the option to direct a dramatic storytelling of your own lives, but only if it was done through the established cinematic universe of one of the films (inc patreon) covered in your podcast, which would you choose?

CleverCrumbish

Which Bond is your "I can fix him" Bond, and which is your "I can make him worse" Bond?

Nye

You have one dose of truth serum, valid for only one question. Which of your co-hosts do you feed it to, and what question do you ask?

Iofelia Lepus

The original run of The Flintstones ended with the series trying to crib the eurospy genre in The Man Called Flintstone animated movie. Which real-life Bond actor would you cast in the role of Fred Flintstone!Bond and why?

Stephen Nein

I've been prodding the hosts on occasion to do the original Star Trek series. Or at least do just one episode on the episode, "Assignment:Earth".

Hamish Mennecke

If you did have to cast your ideal Bond, who would it be and you can't kill yourselves?

Stephen Nein

This is was the plot of Suicide Squad (2021).

vercingix

I've messaged them once about an episode of the old "Avengers" TV show where there's an old dude who is so obsessed with trains he makes people get a ticket to enter his house, and which features Diana Rigg tied to the tracks of a miniature railroad.

Nate

You can drop Doctor Kaufman into any scene from any movie, Bond or not, what film and what scene?

Mike Crotch - Harvey

What future possible Bond actor and/or director fills you with the most dread?

Dan D.

What episode did Kill Jame Bonds truly become Kill Jame Bonds in

twinkbeard

How (if at all) has the process of reviewing these films changed you?

Pxtl

James Bond Junior. Yes, that's the whole question.

G M

1) Would there be a chance of an episode dedicated to Bond merch, and what it says about the people who market it? 2) What's your pitch for a 006 movie, using his motivation from the GoldenEye game remake?

Brian Taulbee

Do you think Lazenby would have shaped a different, less awful version of Bond if he’d continued in the role (and got better at acting)?

George Barker

How long do you think the lag time will be until JB starts fighting Russians again?

Richard Doe

Is it possible for the eurospy/ bond-like genre to be subverted? That is, could you make a version of bond as naked agent of empire where he is unequivocally the villain?

Andrew Stevens

Can we get a bonus episode which is just every drop on Alice’s soundboard played in order?

Nizari Ismaili HR Manager

You have previously held that the Bond franchise has nothing that can really allow it to get better or even interesting, that it's sort of defined by its worst traits. Therefore, what aspects of non-bond movies you've reviewed, such as Ronin, The Man from Hong Kong, Bourne Identity and of course Planes: Fire and Rescue offer a way forward to a good and entirely new spy series that would rise from the ashes of Bonds corpse?

Hannah Oberhardt

If you put all of the various bond villain (and Treadstone) henchmen in an arena and had them all fight to the death, who would be the last person standing and why would it be Dr. Kaufmann?

Cyrus McEnnis

We've pretty much spent a year listening to you fine & noble people sacrificing your sanity for our entertainment - now that we've finished the Bond arc, have you enjoyed the process?

Felicity Hall

It might of been done but fuck marry kill the three 60s Blofelds

Jazz Fox-Canning

Of all the Bond Villains, which one was the most Based / Was Correct in Doing Their Plan (including all the weird shit the writers made them do to show that they were evil)?

Jazz Fox-Canning

Are there any films you know you WON'T be covering for Season 2 that you want to announce so that people won't ask for them (like you did for Austin Powers)?

Eli Sadow-Hasenberg

How do we get out of this new thing where people like Phoebe Waller-Bridge get hired to work on huge studio movies that end up sucking anyway? Or are we just gonna get progressively more indie artists working on consistently shit Bonds?

Sándor Baja

You're Blofeld and building Spectre from the ground up. You can have any henchman or henchwoman from the series: who are your top 3 agents to kill Bond?

Alix

James Bond: The Musical. Who's in the cast? What do the musical numbers look like? How's the chorography? Jukebox or original music? Is it an adaptation of one of the films/books, or should it have a unique plot? And how much to get you lot to write it and pitch it to Broadway?

Mungo

I know that you’re busy with the Bourne series, but Now that you have Killed James Bond, can you please kill Crocodile Dundee? Maybe you can make up a SWAMP system? Alice does a good Aussie accent which tells me there could be some catharsis in roasting this piece of shit.

Stiltpuppy

Cast and plot outline for a Cars Franchise spinoff called "Technicals"

Annie Lawrence

Would you want to watch Paddington 2 as the guy who plays Q is the voice actor

Will Anderson

Next Halloween please can you do Hansel and Gretel Witch Hunters it has gadgets and incest

Claudia Lukies

with all the films in consideration, which character (especially villains) had the best fits?

Claudia Lukies

You can turn one (1) character from the bond canon roger-rabbit-style into a 2D animated cartoon acting across humans who will it be and why?

Claudia Lukies

When you're doing AMAB, would you consider doing movies about femininity, at least for some of the bonus episodes? (assuming the current weekly alternating system remains) ie in the sense of social expectations on people-viewed-as-women rather than idk makeup or nails or whatever aesthetic considerations. Could include Legally Blonde, But I'm a Cheerleader, some Jane Austen adaptions, any number of actually good movies under this remit

Geordie Bailey

You need to pitch the next gadget for Q branch: what is it? and what is it disguised as?

Claudia Lukies

obviously such movies would be so low-GIRTH that theyd throw off scoring which is why i suggested as bonuses

Hazel

If some other acerbic witted all-trans podcast had done a series on James Bond already what would have been another franchise you could have done a deep dive into?

BoPod Horsecast

Are there any qs that you want to answer but have never been asked on one of these? If so please ask and answer

Riley

For Devon: if James Bond made an Elden Ring character, what type of build would he use? And which weapon would you use against him in PvP?

David L

If you had to live within the time, setting, and problems of a Bond movie, which would you choose and why? (Answer with complete sentences and supporting evidence.)

Dave Blanchard

Which of the three of you has had the spray bottle turned on you the most? This is for science.

Cyrus McEnnis

I'd argue pretty hard that Mad Max: Fury Road has genuinely good politics - not least because it's powered by the tears of MRA assholes.

David Lee Soong Wei

You guys seem to reference Disco Elysium a lot, what is it that you like about that game? And what are you currently playing?

Visit Okehampton museum, it's decent.

What is your Hnch advert? (e.g. "Join a new and exciting Villain on a small tropical island, full dental, experience with sharks a bonus")

Damien Magee

If Bond didn't exist, which film series would sad dads everywhere base their tastes/personalities on?

Cassid E. Hawk

I know you guys said no more Sean Connery, but could you *pleeeease* reconsider this and do Entrapment?

Ben Morrow

For all three of you: if you were cast as an opponent to Bond, what would your signature weapon be?

Dorothy Heinrichs

Would you be willing to do The Scarlet Pimpernel with Anthony Andrews, A SHOCKINGLY young Ian McKellan, and the radiant Jane Seymour? I feel like the Pimpernel is the first superspy, and the book was written by a woman…I think you’d have interesting perspectives

Elder Dog

How would you have killed Bond if you had the chance? Personally, I would have just shot him with a gun but I'm curious if any of you have something more creative.

Erin Atlas

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Your own spy personas as seen on the poster?

DK Jones

In response to the newest anime boom, the James Bond franchise decides to license an official James Bond shonen series. From intro to the tournament arc, how well does the franchise translate?

Enemy of the Show

Are you going to branch out into Tv or anime series, an analysis of what Baki the Grappler has to say about masculinity for example?

Bee

Without adding any new scenes, which Bond film could be improved the most by just cutting parts of the film out? Any amount.

Kerfliggle

Are there any plans to cover the Daniel Craig Repeatedly Tries an American Accent and Fails with Variably Hilarious Results trilogy? Namely Tomb Raider, Logan Lucky, and Knives Out? I can only imagine…

Morgan LeFay Dethen

If you could make a Rocky Horror Picture Show shadow cast from the various Bond Actors and their villains who would play which part (you cannot use Charles Gray as The Criminologist)?

Jordan Lamb

Fuck, marry, kill, kill, kill, kill for each of our bondy lads

Emily Tupper

If you could redo any part of the whole KJB experience again, what would it be and would you change it?

Vilani99

Which of the Disco Elysium skills does each bond maxx?

Jack Simms

I love The Raid a lot but because of the pure action nature of it idk how much it lends itself to extended discussion

Tom

Any plans to do the Kingsman series? Seems to have a lot of KJB’s favourite themes - british jerking off, royals jerking off, upper class jerking off....

Orlando

I have a second, more pointless to the podcast question. Alice, what lipstick were you wearing at the live show? It looked stunning

Neverlost22

Because he could shoot the rest from Stuttgart and still create the proper effect!

Marius Müller

Can you talk a bit the theme music? It really rocks. Is it available for download?

Spectra

wait, ignore my last one. Best Bond car to get all "pimp my ride"-ed?

Allie Kat

How many young children do you think you could beat up in wave based combat before they overwhelm you?

Cate Kneale

The terrible thing there is that for its time Croc Dundee was progressive whereas Bond never was.

Cate Kneale

Nikita says that the government are bastards. This could also be the start of a series covering films in which women do cool shit. Just suggestin'.

Cate Kneale

Could it include The Spy Who Dumped Me, Nikita, and Atomic Blonde at a minimum? I'd like to ask this question while women do cool stuff with guns.

Lord Travis Lance the 3rd Matheson esq

Daniel Craig played a role as a Stormtrooper in “The Force Awakens”. Which other Bond actors (Bond or Villains) should feature in Star Wars?

Abivalent Cactus

*the usual caveat that if this has been asked before, I apologise* Not in a super serious way, but are there any ideas/takes from your old episodes that you would like to rethink/revisit/clarify with hindsight (with the proviso that your eps were great from the start and you’ve made the learning curve look pretty seamless, but I know that your view of Bond has evolved as the series has progressed)

scara b

Now that you've watched them all, do you still hate roger moore as much, and who is your favorite bond and why isn't it George Lazenby

Noblese Oblahaj

Do there exist shorts so short that not even Devon would wear them?

Various Ailments

You can chaperone one Kronsteen Rosette winner and one Goodnight Cross winner on a dinner date. Which couple hits it off the best? Which is the most entertaining disaster date?

Gwendingus

Will y’all come back to Bond to talk about the new game by the hitman devs? If they were stuck adapting an existing movie which one would you want it to be based on?

Gender Swap

This is a variation of the "what super power would you have question:" What super power do you think each Bond has? Is Lazenby telekinetic? Can Sean Connery fly?

Paul Morgan

Would you consider doing any Bollywood movies? If so could I suggest War (2019) Or for a middle episode: Dhoom 2 (2006)

Lauren Bastin

Now that the Craig bond films are over and Amazon have bought the rights, do you think they’re likely to have much success trying to keep the franchise going, and do you think they’ll try to make the bond films more child friendly a la marvel, or lean into the sex and violence and try to make bond even more gritty and realistic (tm)?

ZanraiKid

If you were provided all the money needed, and given an infinite amount of time to get it right, what is your screenplay pitch for Mamma Mia 3: Tokyo Drift?

Heresymaker

Have you ever played the Delphine Software game "James Bond: the stealth affair", or as it is known outside of the US "Operation Stealth". It's a point and click adventure game, but only the US market had the legal rights for it to be a James Bond title. Outside America the game starred a CIA agent "John Glames"

Kit MacNeil

which bond would you most and least like to smoke with ?

A Trans Robot

Who was the most worthy recipient of the Kronsteen Rosette and who was your favorite recipient

Dr. Yolo McSwag

Your Favorite Drop from Your Least Favorite Film

Sirloinofice

Opinion on Max Otto von Stierlitz (Soviet/Russian James Bond)

Miss Venom

Do you think Daniel Craig’s Bond is possibly the most wasted actor and version of bond in franchise history?

RowanCrimes

(This one is mainly for Alice) Who would you cast in a live action TV production of John Taliban?

D Fitz

What colour is Estradiol in the UK?

scara b

Not so much a question as I asked one already, but would you consider moving into some more action oriented movies such as the Transporter series or the Mission Impossible series? Kill Jason Statham doesn't roll off the tongue as well but he really develops as an actor in the three transporter films

Sleepi123

If you were a bond girl in a film, what would be your name and the plot of the film?

Josh Brown

Mainly but not exclusively for Alice: You talk a lot about the Hitman series, are you planning to tackle one of the movies or (if you don't want to answer that) what is your favorite level/accident kill combo?

Iain McDonald

Abby gets cast in her favourite bond film as her favourite role, how does she earn that Kaufman Star?

Skate Bush

-Worst ratio of Bond theme to movie? For example View to a Kill or Diamonds are Forever (banger song/subpar movie) -Also what is your favorite rejected or non-canon Bond theme (and why is it Snake Eater?)

Iain McDonald

Devon is a miniboss Henchperson (oddjob jaws etc.) What is their shtick and what is their name?

Iain McDonald

Alice is Q, what absurd real world technology is she making bond use and what mundane item is she hiding it in?

emily

Weapons of choice, pre Hundred Years’ War.

Jessie W

Why do fools fall in love

Mayor Dave Memorial Library (edited)

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2026-09-06 12:00 Daniel Craig is Craig Fingersuck. What are the other Bonds’ weird fuckin sex things?
2022-04-13 09:08

Jessie W

Which bond has the biggest balls

Hannah

Given James Bond is not only the Same Guy, but also evolves as perceptions of both masculinity and Britishness evolve, what do you think a hypothetical 20-years-from-now Bond would look like?

Neverlost22

Brosnan Neckbite and Moore Strangenoise perhaps?

British Pterodactyl (edited)

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2026-09-06 12:00 Is there an easy way for me to be witty enough to get my question answered?
2022-04-13 14:38

Bryan

1. Were you guys nervous for the live show? 2. What was everyone's pre-show rituals?

I Make Devon Say This Out Loud

If you could swap any Bond Villin and/or Henchman from one bond film to another bond film which two films would you swap? How do you think the plot would change in the movie? Would the outcome be any different?

just some jal

If you had to be a bond in any film you watched, which cunt would you pick and why

Dorley Hall's Tame Racing Driver: Wings of Theve

What were some of the things you enjoyed most about doing a live show that you didn't expect going in to it? For example, was it cool having an audience laugh at the jokes in real time for a change?

Iann Singer

Would you ever do Archer?

mimosalover69

Is there a video recording of the liveshow and would you be willing to release it?

Artemis

What does the recent influx of movies like nobody, drive, John Wick, you were never really here, etc. Tell you of modern ideas of masculinity?

Jazz Fox-Canning

What are your thoughts on the theory(?) that Lyooootsifer Safin was originally supposed to be a reboot or whatever of Doctor No? He has the Noh mask, the East Asian ancestry, and also remember that Dr. No's Thing(tm) was that his heart was on the opposite side of his body--which would explain why Madeline's bullet didn't kill him in the opening of NTTD! (insert "Bond film names are all the same" joke here about the film name being Doctor No Time to Die)

British Pterodactyl (edited)

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2026-09-06 12:00 You three have said dudes rock and girls rock in previous episodes. Is there ever going to be a nonbinaries rock, and if so, when?
2022-04-14 01:38

Cyrus McEnnis

I'd argue pretty hard that if we're looking for a Stratham franchise we'd be hard pressed to go past the pair of Cranks as worthy of having the lense of fucked up masculinity turned onto them so they wither and melt like a wax sculpture left out in a blast furnace >.>

The Beak TM

Devon and Alice now have to write a play. What do you write them about

Ctolm [the t is silent]

Which Bond would be best suited for a Bond-Mitchell-Sharkey Lads on Tour movie.

Fireplasm

Enbies rock Enby envy To Enby or not to be I'm just having fun here :)

Fireplasm

Do a small written piece of story for a Bond film that you'd actually enjoy seeing.

Ben Schwabe

If you had to do mushrooms with one James Bond, which one would it be?

Braden Webb

What's your favorite Bond theme that's not actually a Bond theme?

whY2k (edited)

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2026-09-06 12:00 When are you going to cover Timothy Dalton's super-spy masterpiece, 'Looney Tunes Back in Action'?
2022-04-15 02:41

Call me Alaw

Also serious suggestion for the pod, since some of my favourite episodes from you have been the Cars and Spy Kids episodes, have you considered pivoting simply to a show where you just watch out-of-context sequels?

Philip Seidl

Are you going to do Hot Fuzz with Timothy Dalton as a quipping murderer, i.e. supermarket Bond?

Amy

If you were a James Bond what would be your signature thing that everyone knew you by, and if you were a Bond Villain what would your evil plan be?

James Carson

Have you guys heard about how Tarantino wanted to do an adaptation of Casino Royale with Pierce Brosnan set directly after On Her Majesty's Secret Service? Do you have any thoughts on what this might've been like if it came to fruition?

Sluggnya

Maybe kind of boring: but are there any other longer movie-series you would now also like to do, like you are currently doing with Jason Bourne?

Corporal Burpfart

Specifically want to ask Abi this, but also open it up to the whole group - are you folks okay? I ask this because (and I haven't listened to the live show yet, so maybe that changes things) nobody's mentioned Hauntology for like LOTS of episodes.

poprox101

1. How likely is it that there will be a prequel Bond series set in WWII punching Nazis? 2. Do you think Amazon will do a Bond "extended universe" featuring other 00 agents?

The9til5Wizard

Favourite Bond game? (It has gotta be Snake Eater right?)

Philip Seidl

are you going to do killing eve? since phoebe waller-bridge is a bond writer?

poprox101

Well yeah of course; 009 would get his own series and then come back for the Avengers-style ensemble film dressed as a nun or something

Kill James Bond!

Impossible to analyse any single Baki episode in under 2 hours

Kill James Bond!

I wanted to! We didn't have the space. I'll absolutely force it in to AMAB

Miryam Weiss

If you could make one insect or other arthropod large enough to have as a pet (roughly the size of a cat) what would you choose?