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Vajra the Boozemaster, servant of the Emperor, was in her element. The world was seen from a thousand eyes, as she and her subjects worked with one will. The numbers were few, compared to the host she could have called upon at her previous height. In the past, she had commanded teeming millions into the slaughterhouse-battlefields that carpeted the ground with their countless dead.

Yet though their numbers were relatively few, the quality was so superior it would not be a contest. Even her Coldguard were a match for her previous foes—and her Immortals, her strongest soldiers, held in stasis for the winter, could slay dozens of her hated foe.

Still, she was slightly rusty. It had been some time since she had been at a true war footing; the skirmishes against the Black Lances were hardly battles. They were driven before her without much of a challenge.

This promised to be a much harder battle.

The Emperor had declared that Demons had found their home. At first Vajra had been confused. Vajra thought she knew Demons. She had fought a war against them—and to her shame, she had been defeated. But compared to the might of the Emperor, the demons that had destroyed the Great Empire were as strong as the ants upon the ground.

Vajra had learned that that was true. The ones she had faced were like ants. Handsome and kind Duke Chun Ke had explained to Vajra the different types of demons. The ones that plagued the humans were altogether different, much more horrifying beasts.

They were mighty enough that the Emperor had mobilized his armies, and declared he would take to the field himself. And as a loyal subject Vajra had of course heeded the call, despite the weather. She knew well the sacrifices required to operate in the cold. Millions had died when one of her fellow war-queens had attempted an ill-planned winter offensive. Most of the troops had been lost to the elements before the battle had even begun.

Vajra had been prepared to sacrifice her entire Coldguard, and had made preparations to reawaken the Immortals, sealed away in their overwintering cells. Vajra’s will was the hive’s will. And each of her daughters had been prepared to march to their dooms without hesitation.

The Emperor, however, spared no expense for even the least of his servants. He commanded tiny flames be constructed, to warm her troops, and he opened his larders, gifting his great treasures to the common soldiery so that they may better serve his will.

He had proclaimed they had value. He had proclaimed that if their lives had to be spent, they would not be spent in vain. His words had resonated with the hive, and with the other parts of herself…and the scouts had redoubled their efforts.

Truly, the benevolence of the Emperor was without equal, and his strategic mind was the keenest in the land. He instantly grasped the ringed defences and radial search patterns that had taken Vajra years of bitter war to learn—which surely earned her favour. Such was the recognition of his skill that he simply ordered the grassy-smelling one to coordinate with Vajra to improve their communications.

Vajra had to grudgingly admit the other woman was skilled in the arts of war.

Thus far, Vajra had been left to monitor the furthest scouts. The Emperor had gone to his subjects in Hong Yaowu to aid in directing the religious ceremony surrounding the Longest Night. It was his duty; just as this was Vajra’s. She had sent the scouts out further this day, using stockpiles of Lady Yin’s firestones to further her search and increase the longevity of the troops.

It was an hour before the sun set on this short day. She was monitoring a storm that had sprung up from seemingly nowhere across the north, cloaking the world in mist and driving snow. It blew from the south to the north, and one scout who had nearly been caught in it had reported that the cold was much less than it should have been.

Suddenly, there was an alert. Priority, northeastern scout. Vajra’s attention immediately slammed into her soldier, and the dutiful guard surrendered her senses.

At first, Vajra was unsure of what she was looking at. There was a sudden blur that shot across the ground.

Then more blurs did, almost too fast for the senses of the soldier to track.

One, however, was slow. A man, who touched against the snow with barely a disturbance, and then shot into the air again.

Vajra calculated his trajectory.

Then she sounded the alarm.

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To see the Emperor in his full glory was an awe-inspiring and humbling event.

The Lord of Fa Ram kept his power sheathed, so his might would not crush his lessers. To feel his strength here and now…to see a portion of the mountain—Vajra could only bow her head.

The Emperor was frowning at her drawn depiction of their enemy. Though Vajra could only see them for brief moments, she had done her best to faithfully render their likeness.

“That style of robe, in that colour,” he said, his voice grim. “Doesn’t it look familiar to you, Xiulan, Tigu?”

“Shrouded Mountain Sect,” the grass-smelling one declared, her voice hard.

“I don’t think our enemies know what happened at the Shrouded Mountain Sect if they’re trying a false-flag attack,” the Emperor mused. His eyes were focused on the interlopers. “Meimei, can you smell anything?”

The Empress closed her own eyes, and took a deep breath.

“A little. One is a lot stronger than the others, but his scent is...strange. They’re moving quickly.” Her report caused the Emperor’s frown to deepen, before he closed his eyes.

Then, he nodded.

“Let's roll out the welcome carpet, then. Vajra. Start looking in other directions. Make sure nobody is going to try and get around behind us, okay?”

The Emperor's voice was calm and firm. Vajra bowed her head.

Then he lifted his great shovel, and turned to the north.

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All the tension, all the stress leading up to this moment suddenly seemed to disappear, as I headed northeast. All of it faded into the background, as my body acknowledged one thing and one thing only. 

It was time for action.

I had done all I could. I had tried to contact Lu Ri and hadn’t gotten an answer from the transmission stone he had given me. All the non-combatants were in Hong Yaowu, under the barrier. Everyone had their role.

Now all we had to do was ambush the coming assault force.

Tigu, Xiulan, Yin and Xianghua kept pace beside me as we dashed to meet our enemy, but my mind wasn’t wholly on moving.

Most of myself was occupied with gathering my Qi.

It was sluggish in winter. Like molasses on a cold day, the flow was more solid than liquid when it was like this. If I had tried to just pull on it willy-nilly, I wouldn’t have gotten much of a response.

Which is why I had been churning that power and gathering it up for the past week.

It wasn’t the most power I could bring to bear. But hopefully…it would be enough. And even now, it seemed to flow faster, and more surely. Like a cold wind, rather than the earth below me.

A bee hidden behind my ear buzzed slightly, moving to show me a better course…but it really hadn’t needed to.

My Qi sense was still shot, and Tianlan said it would take a while to truly untangle that mess, but for some reason…I knew. I could feel it. Like there was somebody guiding me through the snow. Somebody who knew exactly where our enemies were, from the snow touching their skin.

My grip tightened on my shovel.

Once more, into the breach.

A cold wind blew behind me.

It felt wrathful, like a general racing towards his hated enemy.

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The one known as Huian frowned slightly as the final orders were given. The others were moving into position, the idea to cut off any escape routes.

The hammer of the Shrouded Mountain Sect from the front. Huian and Chixia from the sides. Their enemy was certainly strong, to take out Lu Ban like that, but…Huian had their doubts about how strong. The man hadn’t shown up particularly strongly on any of the scouts’ Qi readings, indicative of one hiding his strength, but the property had nearly a complete lack of wards.

It likely would not be easy, but that was what the Puppet Worm was for. Expending an Earth Realm Cultivator’s entire cultivation in a single battle, and being free with the body’s suicide techniques, would be enough to turn the tide against most foes.

However, there were some slightly concerning things.

The scouts were having trouble transmitting through the sudden storm—and transmission stone messages were being hampered more than anticipated.

Huian absently turned their attention to the scout attached to the Shrouded Mountain Sect. The connection was fuzzy, but it adequately showed their advancing patsies. The Puppet Worm was in the lead, controlling Zang Zeng’s body with easy grace. Its stride was powerful, and it was following directives well. Huian could see from the Qi density that they were approaching the target. Within the hour, the assault would begin, and then they could proceed with the true operation: make whoever was sponsoring “Master Jin” believe that the Shrouded Mountain Sect had attacked them, and take Yulong’s relative.

Huian frowned as there was a sudden burst of interference, the connection almost cutting completely. But with a flex of their will, the link between master and servant stabilized.

The Puppet Worm touched down, and prepared for another leap.

There was a flash of movement, and the Puppet Worm’s head jerked back as something impacted it with tremendous force. Such was the power of the blow that Zang Zeng’s body skipped off the ground once before the Puppet Worm righted itself, the creature twitching once.

Huian’s jaw dropped as they beheld the one who had struck the Puppet Worm.

He was tall, freckled, and well muscled. He was wearing a red coat, and he had upon his head a long red hat with a pompom on its end.

And he was holding a shovel in both hands, fully extended from the two-handed blow.

The man had no Qi. The scout could detect no Qi at all around the man, save for the ambient—

Huian paused.

Oh. Oh, that was not ambient Qi.

“Ho ho ho. Merry Solstice,” the man said, raising his shovel to rest on his shoulder.

The “ambient” Qi started to rise, curling around the man like a cloak. The man paused, and squinted at the Shrouded Mountain Sect member’s eyes. “Mind control. Gently if possible.”

How the hells did he figure it out that quickly—

More combatants erupted out of the snow at his words, four figures immediately engaging the Shrouded Mountain Outriders, while the man raised his shovel and intercepted a titanic blow from Zang Zeng, his face twisting into a scowl as lightning danced all over his arms.

And then the connection cut, as one of them hurled a rock at the scout, killing it.

Huian could only stare.

Should they just abort? Retreat? No, their enemy already knew they were here. Their cover was blown. The only thing they could do was commit.

So that's what Huian did.

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==============================Yes, Jin just smashed a home run into a demon posessed man's skull with a shovel while wearing a santa costume.Unfortnunately, the Puppet Worm is still up.

Edited by:  BargleNawdleZouss

Comments

Joel Morgan-Bullock

St Nick about to deliver the Merriest Christmas you've ever seen

StarBat

Someone threw a fast ball at the crow scout. Meimei or someone else? Baseball combat technique! Full powered accurate swings! Team Wide coordinated square formation! Jolly Santa hat waving in the wind!

Kreylix

Nice to see the home Team Fa Ram take to the field!

Npad11111

Hohoho... Christmas came early this year.

Drew

Can we get a yippee-ki-yay!? Go Jin go!

Thomas Brusilovsky

If you hit a guy with a shovel and he doesn’t bounce off the ground, did you really even hit them?

Some guy

Ho ho Ho mother fuckers he coming in like the north wind cold and merciless

ParaParadox

Violence isn't the answer Jin, it's the question. The answer is shovel.

AkiIokuaAG

So that’s the SMS all tied up. Hopefully the Dandelions can incapacitate the minions swiftly enough to be able to head off the two pincers. Good on the General for interrupting enemy transmissions and marking out the enemies. Hopefully he can give even more debuffs as the enemy gets closer.

False Seer

Well these kids have certainly been poorly behaved enough to be on the naughty list, and Xianxia Santa is no joke in this story. I can’t wait to see how this goes down!

Michael Dugan

The General who controls the Winter is pissed.

Hons

Yes, that's the good stuff

Justin Ingram

Cliffs for the next week or so I imagine. Well done, I'm enjoying Jin embracing what needs to be done. Also isn't this the wicked blade 2.0?

Borigi

Someone was naughty, prepare the coal

Lanter

Oh, was that the General nudging them to the right direction there?

Adam

Hell yeah, about time. I'm loving seeing all these things that have been building for so long get brought out and slammed together.

Vaderxyz

You better watch out, you better watch out, you better watch out...........

Mikey The Wolf

I love the oh shit moment of that's not "ambient" Qi.

Ug the Wolfman

Mrs Clause is far more violent and murderous than her husband. Im also so glad i was alone reading this, people always give odd looks when they hear cackling from a morgue...

Anthony

Suggestion: "Merry Solstice.... ya filthy animal". Need them macauley caulkin vibes from home alone, ya know?

Akki

I'm hoping they can figure out how to revert the mind control.

Ozzy

I'm picturing a scene. One of the pincers of the attack is running threw threw a blizzard with almost zero visibility. Suddenly they encounter some sort of strange mountain of snow looming up in their path out of no ware. They briefly pause to regroup when the strangely shaped mountain of snow moves, the blizzard clearing just enough for the cultists to see a face in the top section of the mountain glare down at them before a sudden blast of icy wind ripping threw the center of their group, so cold it instantly freezes over a dozen people solid. As the cultist prepare to do battle when suddenly the blizzard stops and they can see around themselves two other behemoths of snow and ice nearly as large as the first and hundreds of smaller figures roughly the size of a man. The cold wind howls and then all is silent.

amin johari

Good of the General and the Warden to help the troops survive! Also nice to see Jin seems to be gifted in tandem Qi techniques, that he can work with the General that Commands Winter's Qi with no problem.

Armo

Wait, are all the outriders mind controlled? Or is it just that they mind controlled the leader and mindwiped the rest?

Namorat

What a wonderful chapter. I am pumped for my day

WarStrider72

Hohoho! Time to give these naughty children their coal! Or a shovel to the face.

Curtis Earl

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherfuckers!!"

Gray Code

"No, we haven't researched the cultivators of the Azure Hills. Why would we need to? It's the _Azure Hills._ Besides, almost all the sects are down south by Grass Sea City, anyway, Probably more than a month away at their power levels."

Just A Dude

It truly is Christmas in July!

Randall Norman Pick

Hohoho! Boy when what you think is the world is merely one cultivator, you are waaaay in over your head.

Old Dog

As always, thank you for the chapter. This is going to be a hard few days waiting for this to all play out. And these chapters go so fast.

jeffrey niski

I can't wait to see a scene where a blizzard flurry passes in front of one of the pincers and then as it passes there is just a pig, a cow with a plow and gou ren and tie delun standing in the way ready to smash their fucking faces in.

CrazyExplorer

How did Jin managed to figure out It was mind control so quickly? Just like that?

Alex Ingraham

Can anyone else hear the Trans-Siberian Orchestra music kicking in? 😆

taukid

"How the hells did he figure it out that quickly—" He's better the all-knowing, he's Genre Savvy!

WarStrider72

Guess we're rocking around the Christmas tree tonight! Through in some Jingle-bell rock as well!

Len

ALTERNATE Chapter Title...Something Wicked This Way Comes.... and oh we definately need a MeiMei "So you are a Demon, Merry Solstice, unfortunately, you must die. Varja, introduce them to the -modified lethal yet not persistant-Horns of the Azure Dragon. as a swarm of THOUSANDS of Cultivator Bees, all with their stingers dipped in said poison, visit. And we Definately need some Real General and Snowman Army action...NEED it!!! and we all know the Azure Dragon(Steam Train Engine) is going to flatten a demon right? no way in hell Jin lets that not happen....or maybe it will be a Racing Reaper.

Truedragon5374

Glory to Vajra: Golden Weapon of the Heavenly King! I hope she gets a human form someday. I imagine her in flowing robes of gold. Long black hair. And each fingernail a deadly stinger. Also F*ck YEAH! Santa Jin is coming to town! And he's got a whole bag of WhoopAss for these bastards!

Ender419

Great chapter! Love how these last few chapters went from Elf to Die Hard in an instant. And a big salute the General that Commands the Winter!! He is on the right track using the snow not only as a visual deterrence but communication black hole, bravo!

leopard eye

Well it seems that the general is very good at gathering and passing along intel.

Ligeia

Tftc. It's certainly helpful to have Vajra and her minions, plus the snow army that even Jin doesn't realize is helping them, on their side! And, as others have pointed out, he's working from a knowledge base that literally *nobody* else in the Azure Hills has, the easy ability to recognize mind control. Of course, he already saw it in Lu Ban so he knows hothis type looks! So he's going to clean out the demons -- and presumably find a way to kill the worm while not killing its host -- and save the Fa Ram area from the demons in no time! But I'm still worrying about Bi De and all the crew in the demons' home base. For good reason! They're facing a real battle, and I don't see how our author is going to keep it from being grimdark in spite of his promises!

Melanie Me

Lol reminds me of the movie "Violent Night" haha Santa to the rescue

Maria Klein

Jin-ta clause takes the field handing out gifts to the naughty list 🤣

Joel Davis

I am very anxious to read what happens next.

H

Dresses in red, uses shovel as weapon. Jin Soviet Russian confirmed

Guy L.

I'm dying from antici....

Fiona

I think it's hilarious that this comment section is full of excited Christmas themed ideas in July.

Raven

"Ancient guardian of the Sea of Snow, the General who Commands Winter has a question of your domain." "Yes ambassador?" "How does one create a storm to freeze all enemies yet leave one's allies untouched? The General is most wrathful that some lowly demons dare intrude upon his sleeping master's domain."

Alex Rahr

'Handsome and kind Duke Chun Ke' - Vajra hasn't stopped yearning after the wrong guys has she?

Timothy Dana

Not entirely a shit post: I want a short story Chunky to meets Tanngrisnir and Tanngnjóstr in the woods while they are world hopping and the talk about the humans in their lives. T&T will be complaining about Thor and how they get eaten every day. Chunky will be outraged on their behalf and try to get them out of that toxic relationship and stay at the farm. Maybe Chunky convinces Thor to be come a vegetarian. Maybe Chucky learns the old goat’s secret to immortality by consuming.huh, I wonder why Pepper is looking so chili. Insert blushing immodest piggy squeeing.

Timothy Dana

Maybe Yun Ren will reading and then get ideas of transcribing the novel to image crystal. And then ends with Pe Pa finding out and and then Yun Ren running like a fox away from a furiously blushing *eh em* a dignified and graceful Lady gently chastising Brother Fox Prince for indecent plotting. … Shen Yu and Nenzen are watching at a distance with a recording crystal and the real copy of the novel in hand. Jin this unaware this is happening.

Timothy Dana

Jin later finds Chunky Bacon of immortality in the Ice storage locker next to Tigu’s Statues

The Frumpled Rabbit

Those fools stepped right into the domain of the General who Commands the Winter. Happy Birthday.

Gwyn

Just a brief reminder that the figure of "Santa Klaus" has ancient origins as Odin, the God of War.