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Yulong’s relationship with his mother was… complex. She had loved him, cared for him, and tried her best for him. But his mother had been a broken woman. Some days she was completely non-functional, simply staring at the ground. She muttered about voices, the stars, and a Prince.

On good days she would say he was the Prince. That he would change the world, and he would bring about a great change. Those were the good days, when she could speak about the things she saw. The shining cities, the happy people. She whispered to him of a legacy. Their legacy; that they had been emperors once, and would be again.

On bad days she drank and wept, mumbling apologies to ‘Liling’. He had never found out who exactly the woman was to his mother. She refused to speak of her when she was lucid, and answered no questions when she wasn’t.

Towards the end, the bad days came more than the good.

In the end, his mother had died. Died of a sickness—but not before giving her only son the greatest gift a parent can give to their child.

Power.

A minor cultivation reagent she had acquired from one of her clients. A man who enjoyed his monther’s company, for while she had the blemish of freckles on her nose, in makeup she was still beautiful, and her sharp wit delighted.

 The reagent that ignited his dantian.

She smiled, as her child ceased to be mortal. She pressed her forehead to his. The freckles across the bridge of her nose that formed a shape reminiscent of the Big Dipper had disappeared.

And the freckles across the bridge of Yulong’s nose had proliferated. He had felt something around his soul, containing it with spite for some sin he had never committed break.

His ability to smell Qi had exploded in scope and power—and thus he swore to honour his mother’s final wish. He still carried her funerary tablet to this day.

It was a journey that had already taken him all over the Empire. It had seen him plumbing the depths of the world. It had stoked his rage, as he found out more and more about his family, and their Bloodline.

The Celestial Constellation Soul Art.

It was a rare, and many-faceted ability, shifting and warping under the circumstances of one’s birth, corresponding with the stars most dominant in the sky.

His Mother had been born under the Star of Foresight—yet her ability to See had been broken and crippled. Instead of a diviner who held the world, she muttered and rocked.

Yulong was born under the Star of Kingship. The Star of the Emperor. He was strong of arm. His words were heeded. Others would find their way under his banner. He was, as his mother had said, a Prince, though uncrowned.

He had learned that once, his kin had been emperors. They had ruled the world. Protected it from demonic incursion. Theirs had been the bloodline that had erected most of those hidden domains that humanity had taken refuge in in the first place. 

And how was his family repaid? They had been hunted like animals. Prime targets for both the Demons and the jealous who took shelter under their aegis.

The bloodline was nearly extinct. As far as Yulong knew, he was the last. He had despaired, then. And then he grew angry. He had glared in the direction of the Crimson Phoenix throne, at the upstart, at the usurper who sat there.

And so.. Yulong started working against him. In secret. In the dark places. In the places far from the Emperor, where his reach was weak, and the resentment of the people to the distant flame was strong.

It had been slow. It had seemed futile.

And then, by chance, he met his Master. His Master, who was mighty. His Master, who had already been working toward the same goal. His Master, who taught Yulong the truth of this world.

His Master had told Yulong of his great plan—and gave Yulong the chance to truly honour his Ancestor’s legacy.

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Yulong studied the woman. There were differences. The shape of the eyes and the sharpness of her face was different. But the parallel was unmistakable. The eyes of Huian’s scouts were good, but the image of the green-haired woman was always slightly blurry. This? This was blatant. 

To see a woman that looked so similar to Yulong’s own mother appear before him threw him off balance. To hear the fox say those honeyed words? 

Yulong paused. He flinched.

He chastised himself for his own arrogance, even as he immediately tensed for an attack. Arrogance was an insidious killer, something his Master had pounded into Yulong’s head.

Yet the fox failed to capitalize.

The fox’s illusion did not move, neither did the smell of its Qi.

Yulong had to admit that the fox was good at what it did. Logic said the beast had no intentions of parley, and was merely biding time. Yet the words made him think. Made him hope that he was not the last, that he could have one of his kin stand beside him, instead of fate turning them against each other.

“Oh? Thats quite the offer. With whom does Lanxing Yulong speak?” He asked, making sure to sound intrigued. He continued the weaving of his technique, while dropping his arms and addressing the illusion.

Yet the die had already been cast. He had already told Huian and Chixia to capture this woman. Her last memories would be of the Shrouded Mountain Sect attacking their home before they took her.

And her first set of new memories would be of her salvation from them by Yulong. Chixia and Huian’s techniques would muddy the waters. They would falsify the smells she remembered. She would remember men flying high in the sky before the assault, instead of birds. 

It was regrettable to lie to kin. But she would likely be far away from the fighting; those born in the Azure Hills were always weak. She would be protected and cherished, a little sister he had never known.

The other one, the one in his base was more problematic… but once she learned of the truth of the world, she would join him. The Artificial Demons would wear them out. He could even promise her that some of the others could live, after his Master dealt with his peer.

“Su Nezan, last trueborn of the Misty Fang. Bane of the Shrouded Mountain Sect, consort of Zang Wen.” The fox spoke, the voice now guttural and masculine. Another figure formed beside the woman, this one of a man with sharp, vulpine features. “A pleasure to make the Young Master’s acquaintance.”

Yulong frowned at the introduction. As far as he knew, the fox was telling the truth—which made it all the odder that he was aiding the sect.

“Will they stand down if you order them too? I shall give you my word that any not from the Shrouded Mountain Sect shall be unharmed—and I shall swear it in binding oath.” Yulong offered, as invisible symbols placed themselves around the tunnels.

“Generous of you, Young Master.” the fox replied, sounding genuinely surprised. The mist was thickening. Slowly. If Yulong had truly been foolish enough to drop his guard he might have been surprised by the subtlety of the buildup. “I was not expecting such…magnanimy from a Demonic Cultivator. Especially with those beasts you’re making.”

Yulong let out a breath, and internally smiled. The fox was fishing… and it had unknowingly given Yulong an opening to unbalance it.

And better yet, to unbalance it with the truth.

“The Artificial Demons are unfortunate necessities—and when this is all over, such things will be useless. At least the ones who do not develop personalities. Those will be integrated back into the population.” Yulong said conversationally.

He smelt the Fox’s Qi hitch.

“Oh?” The fox asked, as the mist slowed its gathering.

“Indeed. Though permit me a question. You are old, are you not? At least a couple of hundred years?”

“I am older than that. I was born at the tail end of the Age of Heroes—though time moved a bit differently in our hastily erected protections, after we were driven from the Fang… and I have been dozing for quite some time.” The fox declared.

Yulong let a smile come to his lips. “Tell me, you have noticed it haven’t you? How the world is getting weaker?”

The Fox’s Qi once again hitched. The gathering mist paused entirely.

“...that is happening, yes.” The fox replied, cautiously.

“It is the work of the demons. They have ripped bleeding wounds into this world—and with their raids, they bleed us dry.” Yulong declared. “The Crimson Phoenix Empire is a rotting corpse. A slothful, bloated thing, content to sit and fester like an open wound. They wait for each Demonic inclusion, only acting when things become dire. They ignore the degradation of the world, as year by year the Qi is drained out of it, less cultivators ignite, and even less make it into the Imperial Realm. In the Age of Heroes, there were vast fields of resources. Those fields were now barren. Each year, it falls just a little bit more.”

The Fox listened, and listened intently. The Fox didn’t notice the black bands connecting the freckles on his nose together.

“The Demons don’t have to do anything but wait. Wait, and occasionally attack, while the world gets weaker and weaker. Oh, we likely have thousands more years before the situation becomes truly dire… but when did waiting until the last minute ever really work?”

“We are going to change that. The world is weakening. It was running out of resources…but we have another place. A place where we can consume and refine to our heart’s delight.”

They would overthrow the Empire. They would bring Yulong’s family back to the fore.

“The Demon Realm?!” The Fox asked, incredulous. More invisible sigils formed around his stunned foe

And then they would do to the Demons what the Demons were attempting to do to them.

“We’re going to conquer it. Never again, will the Great Enemy be a threat. Never again will the beasts dirty our world. With the formations and the resources of the Phoenix throne, we are going to drain the whole damn realm. The demons will be our cattle, used to fuel great formations that would pump the stolen bounty of our world—of every world they have stolen from—back to its rightful place.”

They would use the demon’s own techniques and abilities against them.

The demons thought of their world as fuel. Was it not right to think of them the same way?

The fox was silent for a moment. He could feel the turmoil in its Qi.

Yulong completed his Technique. Yet he held off a moment. His words had reached his foe. And now to see if they took root.

“The ends justify the means, hm?” The fox asked.

“They do.” Yulong replied. For the future of the world… a few sacrifices had to be made.

“Perhaps I would have said yes, not too long ago. But as it is… your plan is unacceptable, and quite frankly insane.” The fox deadpanned.

“A pity.” Yulong said.

[Imperial Heavenly Constellation 26: Vermillion Bird of the South’s Extended Net]

The stars flared to life. The mist burned away, as the fox was surrounded in the fire of the stars. They burned, catching the concentration of Qi—

Yulong jerked his head back, as the mist coalesced, and a massive fox formed out of it, aiming to take his head in its massive mouth. The fox spun, and its massive paw slashed, scoring a thin line against his chest.

Nezan smiled, a bloodthirsty thing.

“Wha—?!”

“Boy, I just said I knew a woman with the same technique as you. Did you really think I hadn’t learned some tricks to mislead that nose?” The fox asked Its grin was mocking, and Yulong felt rage grow in his chest—before he forcefully calmed himself.

The scent was weaker now. The fox had expended a great deal of its Qi in that charade. Enough that Yulong saw the fatigue, as it taunted him. With the mist gone, Yulong received a report. He saw a brief flash of the Artificial Demons pressing into the prison. He saw Beidou and Zhigong locked in combat with a red and silver blur.

“I acknowledge your Skill.” Yulong ground out. “I’ll be sure to keep you alive—after all, that woman will be my guest soon. The northern end of the Azure Hills. A farm… that's being attacked by my comrades right now.”

The fox’s eyes sharpened and its pupils dilated. The fox attacked, fury guiding its movements.

Yulong rose to meet it.

There was a crunch, and sharp teeth flew after three exchanges, the fox staggering back, and blood dripping from his maw.

There was a reason tricksters used tricks.

Out in the open, they could only fall.

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Far, far away, Chixia smiled, as she received a report that her forces were close to their quarry. Finally, her time in this heavens forsaken province would be over.

She almost relaxed, as the Artificial Demon’s relentless advance made the ground rumble, secure in her victory.

She did not notice it rumbled in time with something else.

None did. The Earth is a quiet thing to men. They rarely notice its movements.. Until it announces itself with a great upheaval.

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Chun Ke’s stride was silent. His titanic bulk left no trace of his passing. The rocks did not shatter. The trees did not shake.The Artificial Demons did not even notice, until he was upon them.

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Yulong's backstory and back to the farm.

Comments

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Phallusar

Thank you, scuff and all

Morbuzahk

Chun Ke is going to be an absolute nightmare to the demons, ain't he?

M0och

Chun Ke to the rescue! Hell yeah!

Vaderxyz

I'm imagining chunky as that giant Blackbeard pirate who can be so quiet while being the size of a skyscraper.

Reiner Fox

chun ke's time to shine! Truly wonder how strong he has become.

Gandalf_Flame_Of_Anor

After years of watching people fight for being the first on RoyalRoad! 😅

Cindermoth

What a despicable worm. Let us hope Nezan still has some tricks hidden in those tails. I wonder though... Seems Yulong had his abilities unlocked by his mother, but what about Liling's? If hers wasn't, and thus Meiling's wasn't, then wouldn't that mean MeiMei might still be able to unlock hers? Well if it is going to happen, it is going to happen soon I'd bet haha. In the meantime, get 'em Chunky!

Npad11111

So, who is Yulong's mother again? Did I forget a character or is she just not introduced yet? She knows Liling so she must be of the same generation.

Jeremy Patrick

Chunky is gunna wreck some demons lol. Beware the quiet pig.

Molochors

Great chapter! I mean, some of the stuff Yulong is doing is questionable (and isn't that an euphemism), but if he is correct... then you do need to take the fight back to the demonic realm eventually, preferably soon so that you have the numbers advantage. On Xianxia scale a few thouand years is not an unimaginable timespan for many a cultivator, and it's not like they don't want to ascend either, something that would be hampered by living in a world that's being drained.

AkiIokuaAG

So definitively Meiling’s uncle then. Still kinda curious how and why Grandma Mei left Momma Mei, but it’s cool to get some more info on the bloodline. Curious about the stars Meiling and Xian jr have. Regarding the treatment of the bloodline, yeah it’s definitely a case of “you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain.” Cool background story, indiscriminate killing of innocents is still wrong. Chunky’s about to show those demons what happens when a gentle soul is roused to anger. Butt Lady’ll survive no question, but she’s gonna have way less troops if not a total of zero after this.

Cj

The wrath of a gentle man is terrible indeed. For it is as slow to rouse as a volcano and yet as unstoppable as one when finally unleashed

amin johari

Yeah...I'm guessing Yulong didn't get his Constellation of Kingship by honest means; Momma dearest ripped off Liling's Constellation (either Meimei's mother or grandmother, I honestly forgot) and was struck down by Heaven for misuse of her Foretelling gifts.

Story Time Compass

Well let's just hope the Emperor's court isn't lazy or preach an outright denial of the world being bleed dry........ yeah, the Phoenix Nobles ain't going to like the temperance they'll have to enforce

N U

Been a year, but we bout to see what the second seat of Fa Ram can throw down wiiiiiith.

Melanie Me

Poor pipa is gonna lose more of her tastes from using her gift again. I wish that Meimei can fix it

Angela Roberts

Background on Mei Mei's Mom, grandmother and uncle is almost what I thought it's be. Wasn't expecting the loved or hunted part. Typical. The "plan" though, baths*t crazy. Hopefully Nezan has actual fighting techniques. Go Chunky!! Wondering if his wife's void will get used too.

Nick

Tftc

LBNoSc

For those that want a story with a lot of xianxia tropes and battles (dime a dozen), this is likely a exciting story development but I have to say that the initial charm of the story (i.e., a slice-of-life with some but not to much action) has been lost to some degree. Instead, this arc starts to feel like reading a tedious shounen manga battle story (e.g., group battles in Bleach). I get it that it is difficult to generate a (long-lasting) story solely on slice-of-life elements and that the first 'real' interaction with the demons - and others covered in this chapter - needs and requires some space, but this starts to feel unecessary elaborate and convoluted.

Truedragon5374

1,000 years after the fall of the Heavenly Demon Cult: And thus did the Great Master of the Earth, Jin Rou, plant the seeds of heaven within the Azure. From a wasteland he grew a paradise such had not been seen since the forgotten days of the Yellow Emperor. He took many students and taught them the a New Way of Shennong. Then he sent them out into the world, commanding them to make all lands a fertile garden. The chi deserts shrank to almost nothing, all the riches of the earth manifested in abundance and the people and beasts supped upon endless bounty. The swords of the Empire grew strong and numerous and were able to purge the stain of demons form the land. Thus do we live in the Age of Heaven's Bounty. Jin put down the scroll and stroking his white beard in frustration. "What the heck is this? You make me sound like a god. I'm just a farmer dammit!"

Truedragon5374

So a bunch of assholes are planning on turning Hell into a combination strip mine and power generator? Didn't they try that in the Doom games? Sure didn't work for them and they had giant mechs and guns that could blow up Mars. Yeah, this plan had BAD ENDING written all over it.

Isak Mark

It would be awesome and in line with beware of chicken if this whole conflict could be solved with a conversation and a visit to a farm. Unfortunate misunderstanding solved by a home cooked meal.

Nathan Ganesan

The demonic cultivators' plan is just the right amount of batshit insane. Really threading the needle for villains who think they're doing good.

Munsu

BEST BOY IS HEEEEEERE !!!

Gwyn

God damn I'm so excited to get back to the farm.

WarStrider72

Nezan got Yulong Monologuing! And steadfast Chunky makes an apperance!

Konrad2

I very much recommend everyone to read the wiki.

Longhaul

And they called him Mr.Pig!

Logrus

A couple of pigs about to go HAM.

MockingBird

As far as plans go that seems shortsighted. I'm betting his masters telling him what he wants to hear, and is using him and his ability for his own goals.

Havefeith

Go, you great Chonker, Chunky! You got this, lol.

Merf

Well now I’m just confused. I thought they were dealing with demonic cultivators, meaning people like Lu Ban. I assumed Yulong was nothing more than a parasite leaching off the corpse of one of Meilings relatives… the plot thickens

Castle Weirdington

On many fronts, failure is the best best case scenario for Yulong, here. In the short term, Mei would almost certainly play along with her captors until the time came to poison the life out of everything. Literally, everything. In the long term, ends cannot escape their means. I have little doubt the demon realm would be all too eager to gift its bounty to anyone stupid enough to take it.

Ligeia

Thanks for the chapter! Now I'm even more worried about Nezan. But back at the Farm, with Chun Ke racing to the rescue in the meantime, I suspect everyone in all the battles is in for some type of big surprise! Chun Ke is the one Tianlan leans on most when Jin isn't available, so something big is going to happen, I can just smell it...is he going to show the evolution of Shennong's teachings?

Featherweight (edited)

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2026-09-05 04:00 Next time on Chicken Ball Z: Maximum Chunky attack and a dragon hopped up on magical G-fuel
2024-08-14 13:47

D J Meigs

Sending Nezan my chi. I wonder what gramps will think of that plan. He and the emperor must be aware of the weakening and what causes it, I wonder if they have a long term plan already. Could be that the solution is for more people to follow Shenlong’s path. Reinforce the need to give to the Earth (spirit) and the Earth gives back.

NameGame

Chun Ke gets all the headlines due to his size, but Pi Pa is the real killer between the two of them, imo.

umbrellaes

Honestly, I thought demonic cultivators were working with demons...

Duke of Coffee

Blah is it me that doesn't like Yulong viewpoint at all and would prefer to see the farm group kick ass? 😉

Rune Shadow

Great chapter with excellent buildup, there are two chapters left before the break and knowing the way Casual likes to do his cliffhangers, I predict the next one will be the other two demonic cultivators backstory with the last chapter before the break being the start of the final climax and then we'll be on pins and needles for the week waiting lol. Truly evil but that is what makes an excellent cliffhanger and we all lap it up 😂

Old Dog

As always, thank you for the chapter. In some respects it is a pity all the battles are taking place concurrently.

Raven

His plan is brilliant! Totally workable! Who better to beat an entire realm that's been practicing their craft since time began than a scion of a failed bloodline who's not even close to an imperial realm cultivation? Yup, he's totally not delusional or being used by a powerful being from the demon realm to accelerate the fall of his world... nope, not at all.

Will Gossage

Nobody Expects The Chun Ke Inquisition

Aaron Greene

"The ends justify the means" has always been such a weird concept to me. Like time and consequences don't just stop when you've reached that end goal. I've always thought that the "ends" are defined by the means upon which you got there, because the ramifications of said means are going to be played out.

Angel

Anyone else getting Annakin Skywalker corrupted by the evil Sith Lord vibes?

Barry Morgan

Unlike Huian, I don't think Chixia even knows that the Puppet Worm failed, or that there is resistance elsewhere at all. She is likely to be completely blindsided by Chun Ke and Pi Pa.

Reinhold Wuerzner

We are about to see Chunky have it out with the gloves off. Dis gunna be gud.

WolfKnight22

I have the unerring urge to kick this man clear into the next millennium

V01D

The man clearly Fell to the Dark Side! Chunky: “beware the quiet ones”

H

“A farm… that’s being attacked right now” *me falling over laughing at this edgelord who has eyes but cannot see mt tai*

Beggar of Freedom

Divines bless your kind heart! Blinded selfish bastard Yulong...

Kipper

It’s really funny to me the age guessing game cultivators have navigate at family reunions. “They look younger so they’re either my nephew or they’re my great-great-great uncle twice removed. How to address??”

Kreylix

Team Chun Ke.

AKK1990

meanwhile Jin has the right idea as to how to stop and reverse the Qi weakening: Awaken the provincial spirits. They'll fix everything and get everything back in working order. Things are only weakening I'd say because they are asleep.

Idan tal

Probably because of the qi deserts were the spirits were slain. Get new one established will stop the leak and help creating new sources of Qi.