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Chun Ke did not like fighting. He preferred to avoid it if he could, because he did not like hurting others. He had talked to his Big Brother about it. Big Brother always listened and always tried to offer good advice. 

Big Brother had said it was noble to solve things with words rather than violence. It was the mark of a great person to bridge grudges and make peace; to end cycles of violence so they would never grow again.

But both of them knew that while it was noble to avoid violence… avoiding fighting, avoiding defending when fighting was hurting friends and family was not.

There were some who would bring destruction for no reason. There were some who would not listen to words, no matter how many voices tried to reach them. To let them continue on their path was what was truly unjust. To refuse to stop beings like that was not moral.

So Chun Ke once more marched to war, his wife steady upon his great back.

Even with Big Little Sister asleep, the Earth was his friend. He knew this place, and this place knew Chun Ke. He had roamed far and wide over the land here. He had drank in the sun upon that hill, he had tasted the storms that shook those trees, and he had napped in that gully. He knew every stone and tree, each and every one a little companion that helped to make Fa Ram, Fa Ram.

His stride was silent. His feet landed on boulders that he should have shattered into dust, but the rocks stood tall and firm, helping him on his way. The trees were missed by a hair’s breadth but did not shake or rustle because their friend asked for their silence.

The snow parted from his path and closed again behind him, leaving no trace of his passing.

Chun Ke was getting closer now. He could smell them. The foul stink that haunted Big Little Sister’s nightmares. The stink that had badly hurt Friend Lanlan. The stench of the wicked one who had nearly slain Chun Ke himself. The stink that corrupted, burned, and killed without any thought at all. It ate and consumed and destroyed; a pox upon all creation.

Chuk Ke knew that scent well… and felt nothing but pity for the broken creatures before him. They, who could only hurt and destroy. They, who could not see the beauty of this world.

In some ways, ending them was a mercy—but they would be ended, and he would feel no remorse. They had come to destroy all Chun Ke held dear, and he would respond in kind.

The beasts were oblivious to him even as he charged them head on. They did not know this land. They did not try to understand it. They could not understand it.

Tusks that were lances thirty hands long were leveled as Chun Ke stepped between two trees and finally appeared before his foe.

The demons spasmed. Their eyes widened. For a brief instant, the vanguard beheld Chun Ke.

Chun Ke bellowed a war-cry, his voice the hideous, wrothful roar of an avalanche bearing down upon a village. A thunder ripped through the air and night, heralding an unstoppable force of nature that would be the obliteration of all in its path.

The artificial demons had skin like steel; they could rip apart castle walls with their bare hands; they could survive wounds that would slay a man a hundred times over.

Chun Ke hit the vanguard and it shattered.

The ones directly before Chun Ke simply ceased to exist. His tusks struck them and they perished, filling the air with black mist that was scattered by Chun Ke’s wake and Qi.

The ones who were not struck by his lances were trampled. They were broken and shattered by Diamond-hard that crushed them into the earth—the breaks in their bodies filling with gold that consumed their taint.

Those that were hit by his great bulk and hide soared. Cultivator-killing beasts were tossed into the air like they were children’s toys, every organ turned to liquid and every bone into a fine powder.

Some were fast enough to react and fled out of his way. They jumped to the side, and then leapt at Chun Ke’s exposed flanks. Chun Ke paid them no mind, simply continuing his charge—he knew they would never reach him. For Chun Ke was never alone. His other half was with him, as she always was; a pillar of support that had never looked down upon him and would never abandon him.

He could feel her preparing, awakening the swirling darkness which lay within her. He could feel her rage and what was hidden beneath. Wife loved the most and so she feared the most. Wife hated her power. She feared what it might be. 

Wife was kind. Wife was smart. Wife was pretty.

Wife is strong.

He sent his thoughts to her. She would not fall and he would be there for her forever. 

The power was a shadowed thing, born of despair. A void that strained and pushed against her will. It would devour the world to save the ones she loved. An unrelenting horror hidden beneath her graceful facade—and now she unleashed it. 

Her mouth snapped closed and she released terror and despair upon the wicked.

The top half of an artificial demon disappeared mid-leap. The head of another. The chest and lungs of a third. A great invisible maw bit down, ripping and tearing the demons into the Void.

Wife grunted in exertion. Yet instead of spitting out the monsters… he heard her gulp. She fed the swirling dark emptiness in her breast, consuming their essence and Qi. A black haze started to leak out from her body as she opened her mouth again, a vicious snarl on her lips.

They left a gaping hole in their wake. Chun Ke listened to the earth as the surprise attack registered to their enemies. As the other flanks shifted in response, their rumbling feet changing in pitch, while the way to the center hesitated just slightly.

Chun Ke sniffed. His nose was not as keen as Big Sister’s, but he could smell a leader. He could smell something more human than these beasts further into the center of these beasts.

Poison. The light scent of perfume, the stench of suffering.

Yet Chun Ke did not head directly toward her. She would be strong. Mighty. As strong as the one who lit up the sky.

Chun Ke did not know if he could win that fight… and that was not his job..

He was to slow them down.

So he turned, his feet sure, leading him down the best path. He stepped under a tree and through one of his friend-mole’s tunnels. He liked to eat the worms that dangled from the ceiling of this path.

He strode across a branch used by birds to bathe in a river; they liked it because it was small and thin, too small for the foxes and mink to scrabble along. It bore Chun Ke’s weight well, without bend or dip.

Through the secret paths he charged, circling around.

The demons had turned. They were racing to the spot where Chun Ke had defeated them last.

A boar as half as tall as the trees erupted from the woods behind them. Lances thirty hands long were leveled at their backs.

The demons turned, shrieking in shock and anger.

The Chariot of the Earth trampled them all underfoot, his war-cry reverberating through the forest as the Demons were forced to halt again.

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Huian frowned as the thunderous bellow reverberated through the night but paid it little mind. That was Chixia’s problem to deal with. What was more concerning was the churning clouds ahead, but the power within was only in the Profound Realm.

Huian was still on schedule, approaching the target swiftly— at least until the vanguard started screaming.

Artificial Demons did not emote when in pain. Their nerves were dulled. They groaned and hissed, but this… this was an animalistic sound of agony.

Huian grabbed the mind of a pawn close to the screaming and looked through its eyes. An artificial demon was staggering around and wailing as it convulsed, foam pouring from its mouth as it wept blood. It stumbled into another pawn, some of its black blood splashing onto it.

That one stared at the spot where the blood had hit… then it started screaming too. It grabbed the afflicted arm and ripped it off, staggering away—only for a glass ball to fall from the air and shatter on it and another two, covering them with a mist of crushed glass.

Poison. Of course, there was a poisoner. A skilled one to take down their pawns, as the artificial demons were normally quite resistant to that method of destruction. 

Damn it. 

Chixia would need to be warned. Huian distributed orders to dodge the glass balls to their own forces, and the artificial demons instantly obeyed. Another orb fell from the sky, but this one dodged, as were the shards of glass—only for a series of tiny forms to zip through the cloud and throw themselves at the artificial demons.

One connected, but the rest were easily swatted away with air-pressure or Qi alone, splattering the bugs against the trees.

Poison, bug control… the defenders were unfortunately intelligent, but now that Huian knew what to look for some of their forces became blindingly obvious. Another order went out and the artificial demons started crushing the little creatures that were hiding amongst the trees. Mortals may have missed the insects, but while the artificial demons were not particularly intelligent, they were still cultivators.

Forewarned and forearmed, the advance kept pressing.

Until the power in the clouds spiked.

They split with thunderous applause, lightning striking and blasting a long, sinuous form within.

This time Huian’s jaw did drop.

“A Dragon?!”

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Wa Shi dropped the jar as his pupils dilated. His breath came in heaving gasps. Big Sis’s concoction made his blood sing in his veins; the taste was thick and syrupy on his tongue. It would go great with fried bread, and he would have to ask Big Sis to make him some sometime after this thatwouldbereallytasty!

Wa Shi’s mind flew a hundred thousand li in a moment. He exerted himself to calm his racing thoughts. His body jittered. He forced himself to focus on the enemy and observe the situation. 

Vajra’s forces had briefly slowed them down.

He could see his enemy. Their unnatural, jerking movements. He could hear their hisses and shrieks. He could sense their creeping corruption. 

It was terrifying. 

Every instinct told him to run. Flee, live for you might perish. Any sane being would.Yet he could not.

He promised.

The cowardly carp, for that was what he was hidden beneath the form of a dragon, steeled his heart and drew fully on his power.

What seemed like an age ago, an old turtle had asked Wa Shi what flow was.

Wa Shi had replied: Q=V/t

Wa Shi had not the Qi of his friends, he was not particularly strong despite being a dragon, but he had always known he had something to even the field. Wa Shi had long since learned everything Big Bro could teach him, the rest being vague understanding for he had never delved beyond what he needed. But he had never forgotten.  

Big Bro had taught him how the world could be understood by Math Formations. The secret source of the world’s movement hidden beneath the swirling numbers. It taught him how to make even a weak carp hit like the dragon prince he truly was. Now he would put his knowledge to use.

Other people had to aim. They had to account for movement. Wa Shi’s was not so limited. His strikes would always be true, no matter how a foe tried to dodge. He knew where he was. He knew where his enemy would be. He needed nothing more.

Connecting the points was just simple math.

Wa Shi erupted from the clouds, eight balls of swirling water orbiting his coursing body. A spark of electricity formed upon his foes, forming a guiding current.

The current hit the orbs. The great balls of water crushed in on themselves, and with a rippling series of cracks, they fired.

The demons they were aimed at had no chance. The water pierced them, punching straight into their bodies.

But the Beasts barely slowed. The holes were too small, the damage too little to stop monsters such as these. Even the one who had taken a strike through the skull kept trying to move.

Wa Shi’s first strike was just that; a first strike. A line of water connected to them now, and Wa Shi never stopped. Water flowed at a constant rate down the channels he had made, along with a burning current of electricity that made the monsters slow and spasm, buying the small amount of time Wa Shi needed.

Wa Shi raised his hand, and snapped his fingers.

Lightning erupted from Wa Shi and smashed into the connections, thundering down the web of water to every demon.

Orbs of water that had formed within every single demon where the first strike had landed crushed themselves, miniscule holes forming in their containment.

Spears of water erupted from inside the targets, stabbing out in a hundred different directions, tearing his foes apart from the inside.

The demons collapsed as Wa Shi finally hit the treeline.

Demons leapt at him. There were more cracks. This close the blasts were not needle thin, but blew holes the size of gourds in the monster's chests. Wa Shi’s mouth opened, and from it issued forth a torrent of light. Enemies fell, spasming, as Wa Shi added his own roar to Chun Ke’s—the world was split by the cracking boom of thunder, ripping and rolling over the hills.

Lightning screamed and water burst forth with a never ending torrent of shattering cracks as a prince of the Heavens began his rampage with calculated efficiency.

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Chun Ke and Wa Shi Start their attack.

one more chapter then break

Edited by: Brandon “Philosophysics” Zhang-Leong, Massgamer, Oshi, Aaron “Pastafarian” Sofaer

Comments

Loah

The Dragon Advances. The Dragon Destroys. THE DRAGON CONQUERS.

lockx

Daaaamn Wa Shi showing the true power of math

Gg

2nd also if this gets an animation bones is the one

Lanter

🤩😍

Hong Zhou

I was tryna come up with something…. But honestly it’s just: OH MAH GOADS YAHSSSS

Julia

Just as I read the line "Chun Ke bellowed a war-cry" my kitty meowed at me loudly.

WarStrider72

Chunky and Wa Shi, the Princes of the earth and heavens begin their attack! Hit and run for Chunky while WA Shi hits demons with geometry and calculus. Who knew math could hurt someone physically?

Max Malekzadeh

Gott Dayum! This chapter hit hard as hell! Love seeing the Fa Ram family flex!

Rake1810

Thanks for a fantastic chapter.

BigBro Bluesman

Holy hell Wa Shi went off like I genuinely didn't expect that I was thinking his power and possession was better then I thought but nah he use math and I am loving it

PrometheusDarkflame

I bet Wa Shi would get along great with Yelroan from The Wandering Inn. All her needs now is a pair of obnoxiously alchemically treated mirrored sunglasses. “Math!” Thanks for the chapter!

Nick

Tftc

Southmonk

It's gonna be a cliffhanger... Shiettty

Guber

BEHOLD! CHUNKIE THE BIGGY SMALLS, WITH PEPPA THE BLACK HOLE BABE ON HIS BACK! BEHOLD! WASHI'S POWER OF APPLIED MATHMATICS! Awesome chapter!

Drendude

Every single chapter is just so deeply satisfying!

Npad11111

Here I was thinking Washi would derive pressure control from flow, and make like a super high pressure water beam that cut through everything.

Rune Shadow

Wa Shi's entrance was suitably epic for a dragon, and Chunky's fight was was trippy and awesome. Very scary that someone that powerful can become that small and just disappear

AkiIokuaAG

Like Chunky said; to some, death is a form of salvation. There’s going to be a lot less enemies to defend against after these three are done.

Castle Weirdington

"This close there were holes the size of balls blown into chests" The size of what??

Matsc

And now I'm picturing Chun Ke's warcry occurring when he's still sparrow sized...

linkhyrule5

Chunky being a maximum Sidereal with narrative-causality-size is always awesome :3

BargleNawdleZouss

Anyone else playing first the William Tell Overture and then Ride Of The Valkyries in their head while reading this?

Cj

Clever using water spears to mark and conduct the lighting so he doesn’t even need to aim it and likely increase the power of it. Taking advantage of the fact they will not dodge the less damaging attacks.

ShivaMcTimber

TYFTC! Nailed that chapter title

Will Gossage

Please let word get back to arch demon and he goes WTF in shock, in time for gramps to take advantage and remark, "oh my boy and his family surprised you"

Andrew Denton

They were broken and shattered by Diamond-hard that crushed them into the earth *diamond-hard hooves

NameGame

For those who come to visit the farm, remember: all the animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.

Yunru

Almost sad that Plough doesn't get to see use.

Truedragon5374

I know he is likely shrinking and growing to whatever size is appropriate but the image of a 30ft tall boar ninja running through the treetops is hilarious. Also shout out to Noodle! Glass bro really contributed with those glass poison capsules. I'd bet money that its Lanlan who is sniping the roaches with those balls. Finally can we have a moment of silence for those brave kamikaze bees?

BelligerentGnu

Three things all wise men fear: a moonless night, the sea at storm, and the wrath of a gentle boar. Gods this one was just perfect.

Silvris

Well, for all that Wa Shi thinks he is weaker than the rest, true or not, he certainly makes up for it in precision. He is literally the only one of them that works in tandem with the way nature actually works in regards to his elements...

Aune

Edit suggestion " : "Wife grunted in exertion. Yet instead of spitting out the monsters… he heard her gulp. She fed the swirling dark emptiness in her breast, * consuming *(Devouring) their essence and Qi. A black haze started to leak out from her body as she opened her mouth again, a vicious snarl on her lips.

Aune

Edit suggestion : Demons leapt at him. There were more cracks. This close the blasts were not needle thin, but blew holes the size of gourds in the monster's chests. Wa Shi’s mouth opened, and from it issued forth a torrent of light. "As Wa Shi added his own roar to Chun Ke’s—the world was split by the cracking boom of thunder, ripping and rolling over the hills. Enemies fell, spasming. "

WyrdWizard

They were broken and shattered by Diamond-hard that crushed -> diamond-hard what?

Evander

Didn't realize they were all this strong. I figured Tigu and Big D were the only real threats, but after this not so much. I also question where Tigu lands in the strength hierarchy here.

Andrew Jones

that was amazing best chapter in forever

C0bra$

Thank u for the story

Ben Tew

Whenever I read a chapter with Chun Ke's perspective I get teary. His inner voice just seems so pure and sincere.

Guy L.

Loving how washi fights.

Guy L.

And chun ke will always be my favourite

Alex Ingraham

Who else played, "The Only Thing They Fear Is You" for Chunky's charge??? Loved this chapter!

Deiskos

>He knew where he was. He knew where his enemy would be. He needed nothing more. The missile knows where it is.

Marcin

I wanna see how Ba Be will fight :D

Jesper

The dragon knows where he is because he knows where he isn't.

Old Dog

As always, thank you for the chapter. Woke up at midnight to read it. So why a post 12 hours later? Gardening had to get done.

J

The dragon is eepy from splashing bandits

mag28

Wa Shi is finally gonna earn Tigu respect/admiration when her and the girls show up to relieve him.

Ligeia

This chapter is just amazing! Between Chun Ke's manipulation of his size and environment and Washi's manipulation of advanced math, the two Fa Ram residents I would have voted "least likely to absolutely *slay* in battle" proved what amazing abilities they have, making them the most underestimated but most incredibly talented after all, at least in my book! The whole Fa Ram crew is positively incredible -- as is your writing! Thanks a ton for your talent and ability and willingness to share it all with us!!

Aune

You know, I can't wait for Bei Be chapter, The Silent Blade of Fa Ram. must not Forget, He, and He alone possesses insight on the Living Sword, the unwitting True inheritor Disciple of the Imperial Realm cultivator, Gramps. The legacy holder of the Dao entire, carved on a path of dirt outside the house. The imprint not intended, viewed, and studied by The Oxen Swordsman, and his trust yellow plow, taking & discarding, perfecting his Cut.

Evander

Are all of the beasts of fa ram built with ki that is anathema to the demonic key? We know Big D's key is poison to them and now we see that Chunkee's is as well.

D J Meigs

When we met the guy gramps was fighting I didn’t even remember that Pi Pa is also a black hole chi user. Mostly I just thought the image of giant sword cleaving a black hole was cool. Now I’m wondering if Pi Pa is going to acquire a master of her own. Especially since she’s a bit scared of her own abilities.

Zachariah Daugherty

Trying to imagine anything scarier than a coked-out math dragon.

PrometheusDarkflame

His strikes would always be true, no matter how a foe tried to dodge. He knew where he was. He knew where his enemy would be. He needed nothing more. > The missile knows where it is, because it knows where it isn’t. By subtracting where it was from where it isn’t—

Michael Larsen

When did Chunky stop thinking of himself in the English name, rather than Chun Ke? I’m pretty certain that there was a whole chapter about how he saw to the truth of things, and knew, for example, that the cat’s name is Tigger, not Tugu-er. It was something I really enjoyed about his nature and his state of nirvana.