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While the Lord Magistrate left to deal with the Auditor-General, we continued walking down the hall towards where the disciples were being entertained by Lady Wu. Shenhe had been sent away by Gramps, leaving me as the only “outsider” among these people who had obviously known each other for a long time.

I felt a bit on edge, meeting the real movers and shakers of this world… but all of them seemed,  well, if not normal, then much different than I anticipated. I had expected humorless, grim experts, with eyes ready to kill.

Instead, Elder Ge seemed downright approachable—he looked like a stern but fair teacher, and he hadn’t hesitated to speak to the Lord Magistrate with what sounded like respect in his voice.

Yukong and Shou were a bit harder to place. Yukong looked like a woman in her mid-thirties; she had dark hair and eyes, with a stark, stoic feeling about her, but her lips were quirked in a small smile. The man she was standing beside, Shou, seemed to have a bit more of a temper and had reacted the most obviously out of anybody. Even now he was shooting me glances…  but they weren’t hostile, more like an eager academic. He obviously wanted to sit me down and talk with me about stuff, and I’d be happy to later.

The person I was the least sure of, however, was Tianzhe Minyan. 

She had a cold arrogance about her and seemed bleached of colour, looking like a frozen ice sculpture rather than a woman. Most of her face was covered by a veil, leaving only her blue eyes exposed. They looked like chips of ice, sharp, cold and merciless. When Gramps had first introduced me as his grandson, those eyes had focused on me with terrifying intensity, her intent so cold it had made my bones creak.

That intensity had faded when Gramps had explained things further, the woman visibly calming—and now her glances were merely curious, rather than murderous. Gramps had spoken of a lady friend before, and I was beginning to think that this was her.

She had also arrived on a flying ship—which was awesome. My desire to see it up close was currently warring with my desire not to become a walking icicle if she took offense.

The final person was the Herald. The guy seemed fairly lenient and easy-going, surprisingly, taking Gramps’ jokes and likely active treason without a care.

It was weird, but considering how strong Gramps was… or rather, had been, I guess polite disinterest was probably the best move.

We neared the room where the disciples were, when to my surprise, the Elders veered off slightly, instead going into one of the neighboring, empty rooms. There was no one else in here besides us, and Ge did something that made my hair stand on end. Whatever it did, Ge nodded, satisfied.

“Divine Falcon Minyan. By the ancient friendship between our Sects, the Cloudy Sword Sect wishes to enter into an accord of information sharing and mutual cooperation for the duration of our examination of the north. Are you amenable?” Elder Ge asked the veiled lady.

“I cannot speak for the entirety of the Isle, but this Minyan accepts the offer of the Black Cloud of the Silent Sky,” the cold, icy looking woman declared.

They clasped forearms and nodded to each other. Gramps smiled at the byplay. 

“Ah, it feels a bit like old times,” the old man said, a small grin on his face.

Minyan raised an eyebrow at him. “How are you so energetic, you old fool?” she demanded. “Look at you, you’re weak now, yet you’re bouncing about like you did as a boy.”

Her words were disdainful, but there was no heat to them. In fact, the way her eyes looked, she seemed to be smiling.

Ah, her voice and mannerisms suddenly clicked. She wasn’t just an arrogant asshole.

She was a tsundere.

What the hells.

“Indeed! I am in a fine mood—even my body’s aches have been improved by seeing you again. If I could but behold you for a few hours, I would be fully healed,” Shen Yu smiled brightly at her. 

Minyan clicked her tongue and looked away, tilting her nose up in the air slightly.

Yup, this lady was tsundere as fuck.

Ge chuckled and shook his head.

“Then let us see to our disciples,” he said, and we exited the room again. When we reached the room where the disciples were staying, the others paused. The door was closed, but I could hear Lady Wu’s guzheng… as well as other instruments being played.

Ge opened the door.

Most of the Cloudy Sword Sect disciples were seated and seemed to be enjoying the music, save for one woman who had added her erhu to Lady Wu’s guzheng. The lady had a few bandages over her arms, but other than that she didn’t look too worse for wear.

The Soaring Heaven’s Isle disciples, in contrast, had mostly left their tables. Several of the women had their own instruments out as well, and most of them were sitting in front of the impromptu concert bobbing along to the music. They were all well-dressed, but I could see some callouses, and the occasional flash of a tattoo.

Two hadn’t joined in. The first was a woman with her long blue hair in two braids who was watching over her fellow disciples. Above the waist she was still, but I could see her feet tapping along to the song. There was another woman beside her, who appeared to be wearing part of a kimono, of all things. She had short purple hair, grey irises, and a mole under her left eye. Instead of looking at her fellow disciples, her gaze was locked onto a large pot of rice. She had an utterly forlorn look on her face, and I saw her swallow thickly. There was still quite a bit of rice in it, and she was clearly holding herself back for some reason.

The Elders seemed to find this arrangement satisfactory, and the disciples swiftly noticed their leaders. The music, aside from Lady Wu, immediately stopped, the disciples rising to their feet at the entrance of the Elders.

“Have the accommodations been satisfactory, disciples?” Elder Ge asked.

“Yes, Elder,” one of the Cloudy Sword Sect members stepped up—another woman, who looked quite a bit like Elder Ge. “We pay our respects to the Household of the Lord Magistrate.”

The other disciples followed suit.

Elder Minyan looked at all her girls and simply raised an eyebrow.

“It was delicious,” the purple-haired woman said simply, her voice wistful.

“Excellent. Now that you are refreshed, gather around. Our course of action is clear,” Elder Ge said. The disciples all sat again as Elder Ge took the stage, flanked by Yukong and Shou while Minyan was only slightly behind Ge. Gramps and the Herald stayed back beside the wall. Elder Ge started explaining the mission to the north, their objectives, and their duties.

Seeing as I wasn’t really a part of this, I went over to Lady Wu.

“Thank you,” I whispered to her. She smiled at me.

“It's no trouble, Jin. They were all most polite.” She stood gracefully, lifting up her guzheng. “It has been a while since I have played for so long.”

With that she left, exiting out of the servant’s entrance. Meanwhile, I walked over to the pot of rice. There was enough for a couple of rice balls left, as well as some pickles. I glanced at the lady whose dress looked a bit Japanese, then shrugged.

Onigiri it was. There wasn’t any seaweed, but there was a cloth and a box to wrap them in. I’d pay the Lord Magistrate back for them later.

The briefing didn’t take very long.

“That is all, disciples. We are moving out immediately,” Elder Minyan stated.

The cultivators all rose and started filling out, but I walked up to the purple-haired woman before she could.

“Excuse me, miss?” I asked. The woman turned, and I saw the shift in her body language. She put on a haughty mask and looked at me.

“Can this one assist you?” she asked, her voice prim and proper.

“Please, you looked like you were still hungry,” I offered, holding out the rice balls. The woman’s look of haughty coldness instantly broke. She gaped at the food I was holding out to her, and her jaw worked for a moment, like she had no words.

“Ah, um—” she turned to look back at Lady Minyan, who was watching with a raised eyebrow.

“Time is of the essence, Seiyu,” was all she said before turning away.

Seiyu instantly took the offered food and dipped into a bow.

“Wakokukin Seiyu humbly receives this!” the woman said, her voice not quite a shout.

She then fairly dashed off, the prize clutched to her chest. The blue-haired woman, who had paused with Seiyu, looked at me for another moment, and then to my surprise, she broke out into a big, sunny smile.

“I’m Lanlong Bailu. Nice to meet you, Mister!” she said cheerily, her voice bubbly and far more carefree than I expected, and then sauntered off as well.

I followed after, at a slightly more sedate pace, to the roof.

Neither myself nor Gramps would be going—we were too injured, and somebody had to run the base of operations.

Both of us lifted our hands in the gesture of respect.

“My friends, I pray for your victory,” Shen Yu declared. “And you! When you go back to your Master, tell him not to bother me for a while! I don’t care what the boy wants me to do!”

His eyes were locked onto the Herald. 

The man bowed, and once again let the insult roll off him. The cultivators jumped as one and moved so fast they disappeared into the distance, leaving no trace of their passing to the town below that was slowly waking up.

Then it was just me and the old man.

I glanced at Gramps, who rolled his eyes. “Don’t look at me like that. Fengyan isn’t incompetent enough to send a man who will get offended at my words… and it's fun to guess who's under the mask by the reactions alone. I think it's Shi Lang, since he was doing that little shrug with his shoulders. Not the most inspired man, Shi Lang, but he’s not terrible. He has a particular dry wit, and was originally Fengyan’s cupbearer…”

I sighed and shook my head as we went back in to collect Shenhe… and head home.

Our duty was done.

For the moment… this was somebody else’s problem. I still didn’t feel 100% safe, but hells, I certainly didn’t want to be a demon right now, with that kind of firepower heading towards me.

Truly, delegation was the strongest super power.

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Jin realises one of the most powerful women in existance is a tsundere.

He is most confused.

Edited by: BargleNawdleZouss, Massgamer, Oshi

Comments

ThatsTypicalTy

Aww i was really looking forward to the big wigs reaction to jins farm

Wizard830

I noticed Jin made a Japanese dish for the wakoku seiyu

Joel Rodriguez

Wether on the highest peak of mount Fuji or the lowest cave in the Mariana Trench, the Tsundere spirit still fights strong!

David Brewer

Jin clearly didn't read enough Wuxia or Xianxia before his isekai not to realize that most of the "young mistresses" are ALL tsundere.

Seiden Kyoukai

The idiots appear!!!!! ...and are gone without much screentime. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. TFTC!

WarStrider72

Wait... where's the rest?!!! I thought we were going to bask in Fa Ram's glory today?!!

PrometheusDarkflame

Felt a bit short but man is it nice to see Jin interact with the Baka twins in canon. He went straight for Seiyu’s weakness too, like a true cultivator. Somehow not surprised that Jin immediately figured Minyan out too… Thanks for the chapter!

WarStrider72

And we have "officially" met booze hound Bailu and glutton Seiyu! Wonder how Jin will make them foodgasm next chapter?

Nick

Tftc. Great chapter. Only disappointed that it didn't have a Bi De reveal to Shen's peers.

Lalzparty

Where is the Dere part Minyan!

William Harvey

Now to look up "Tsundere"! Thanks for the chapter.

Patanahi

Thanks for the chapter CF !

Vasius

They have to come back for resupply and recovery that's the farm chapter I imagine

BigBro Bluesman

He should have said that last part out loud

Drew

I'd love to see Jin and Meimei help ship Shen Yu and Minyan. Thanks for the chapter!

Lynn Freeman

I can't wait for their reaction to the Fa Ram

Southmonk

Man the lead up is nerve-wracking. More like we want to know their reactions to farm noww

Jared Pincus

I was really hoping for a short trip to the farm!

Larynx Punchworthy

We need excuses to keep the dumdums close. I don’t care if they have to join Meimei’s harem, just give me more canon dumdum

Robert Mullins

Didn't Jin invite someone back to the farm or did that get edited out as well?

Zeromaru2

More confirmation that Gramps was a former Shonen protagonist

THEMIGHTYBOXHEAD

long slow burning series full of laughs and suspense! been with this series for a couple years now. hope to be with it for many more!

HawkwardEgal

You’re the only thing keeping me sane this election night, CF.

BigBro Bluesman

You know in the alt-story "unbroken" if his meridians are too damaged he could possibly take that route kinda what the others are doing if he's unable to heal properly but I mean with what he should have I'm not sure

M e

I listened to that cozy fantasy panel a while back, and I think I remember CF saying he originally intended to write smut. I'd say he secretly succeeded, considering the way he's been edging us the last few chapters.

Victor Segura

Do we have any concept art for Mynian? I wonder how does the veil looks? Because the one I can just remember was from Volcanic age, which was jus transparent, which I think its not for here. Also, its a shame, I kind of wanted for Seiyu and Bailu to get into the farm and get Jin'edd with his food and alcohol up to a cultivation coma

Randall Norman Pick

She's this to a couple rice balls wait until she hits the maple syrup.

Kasinki

Thank you for the chapter! Even if Huaian contacted Yulong, the might coming at them seems too much to bear with 2 imperial realm plus their sect disciples. Even at their full health I doubt the demonic master can win.

mhaj58

The way Jin immediately realizes that Minyan is a tsundere is funny as hell. I really hope that the experts become a more constant presence in the story. I’m especially looking forward to seeing how Meiling and Minyan interact with each other.

Just a goat on a mountain

Really cool chapter! Disappointed we didn’t see their reaction to Fa Ram and probably won’t for a bit but I’m excited to see where it goes!

BlueMage Theneras

The fun chapters always feel so short! 😂 But I guess that's the curse of good reading material, it's so easy to get lost in! Thank you very much for the chapter!

Geoffrey Sullivan

If Soaring Heaven's Isle decides to send *anyone* to Fa Ram in future, for *any* reason, Seiyu will now volunteer without hesitation - and Minyan now has a new goad to keep her in line with. :D I would've liked to see Jin interact more with the Elders, but neither the time nor the place. I *do* look forward to their visiting Fa Ram - if Ge was wishing to resurrect Chen Li in order to kill him again, *Shou* will no doubt be *apocalyptic* on seeing with his own eyes EXACTLY what the Cloudy Sword lost with Jin . . . And no, I did NOT misspell "apoplectic" - and you can't convince me otherwise. :)

Antony Claughton

Very annoying we didn't get to see their reaction to Fa ram.

Angela Roberts

I was wondering where the disciples of CSS & SI were and what they were doing. Jin realizing that Minyan is a tsundere, priceless! These chapters go too quickly!

taukid

Cock shock reactions coming we up when they meet Bi De

mhaj58

I’m starting to wonder if the relationship between Shen Yu and Minyan might need a little something special. Imagine if he threw her into a mud pit. 😆

ENK

"We neared the room where the disciples were, when to my surprise, the Elders veered off slightly, instead going into one of the neighboring, empty rooms. There was no one else in here besides us, and Ge did something that made my hair stand on end. Whatever it did, Ge nodded, satisfied." Not entirely sure I understood this paragraph.

Truedragon5374

Who else thinks that Seiyu, Beilu, Yin and Tigu will get along like a house on fire? Possibly after starting some fires...

Truedragon5374

I wonder if Jin will join forces with Minyan to Parent Trap Gramps?

PrometheusDarkflame

Honestly, the only thing I felt was really missing from the last few chapters was Xiulan. Yes, she isn’t exactly qualified to be in that room by cultivator standards, but she *is* officially the highest ranking cultivator in the Azure Hills. Feels like she should have been there at least in an official capacity. Even if all she did was sit quietly and look embarrassed when she gets approving looks for fighting an Earth Realm cultivator while in the Spiritual Realm.

Samantha Kuhn

CF, thank you for creating this heartwarming, funny, and fun-as-hell story that makes me laugh out loud with its humor and brings tears to my ears with the simplest of scenes. This series is like comfort food that has had real effort put into it. A big slice of Grandma's apple pie or chicken noodle soup, whose mystical qualities have been perfected over the years, to help one feel better on a cold winter's night OR during a dark night of the soul, which is the case for some of us now--I know it is for me!. Forgive the drama, but I'm in Iowa; things have been so bad lately that one of my best friends is moving to Minnesota this week because the so-called Nice State state has become distinctly and overwhelmingly unwelcoming to people of specific minority communities. The latest polling numbers showing the state is flipping blue shocked the hell out of me and gave me hope, but I AM SCARED. We did our part; we voted. Now, no matter who we voted for or what we believe, we have to simply wait and see if it will all go to hell or not. And it won't be a few days of waiting, either. One candidate, I'm sure, has the election fraud charges ready to go flying. CF, I know you don't take requests for the books and all that, but it would be AWESOME if you wrote an Alternate Universe scene of Bi De, Shen Yu, and Jin with the Orange clown cowering in a corner, faced with ALL his dishonorable conduct like the SMS was! That would be beyond wonderful!!! Just think about it *wink, wink* So, with all this going on, CF, I have a BIG favor to ask of you: Please keep the chapters coming fast and furious over the next few days, weeks, however long it takes until we know FOR SURE who the next US president will be and whether any possible coups/treason have been attempted and gotten rid of already? (BTW, I feel like a tinfoil hat-wearing paranoid kook for talking about coups and treason! I WOULD have been considered a kook for even suggesting it was a remote possibility that a defeated US president would do such a thing even just 10 years ago!) You're helping to keep part of the world sane and we DEEPLY appreciate it. Just keep providing us our medication (aka chapters) until our current symptoms are alleviated (aka, we definitively know who will be the next US President). However, patients are known to become addicted quickly with repeated exposure to BOC, sooooo... I guess this means you'll just have to write even more to feed all your patreonees' already established addictions, which will be permanent after both the increased dosage and actively using it to escape the "Real World," lol! So, more work for you, but the world will be a better, happier place because of Beware of Chicken. Small embers, my friend. ;)

Truedragon5374

Why is Seiyu restraining herself from eating the rice? Presumably it has already been cooked, and it's not like they can throw it in the fridge for later. And the hosts provided if for their guests to be eaten. It's nice that she didn't take more than her share until all had eaten, but now there is no reason not to take a second helping is there? And why will Jin need to "pay back" a couple rice balls worth of rice? See previous arguments.

Will Iam

One i felt missing was xiulan mother but maybe she will come with the first reinforcements. Otherwise wonderful chapter

Daniel S. Mountain

And Jin finally makes contact with the main universe dumdums... who thankfully seem to like him.

Stark Trist

Fa ram distributing war rations as the troops come back for orders and deployment. I imagine the campaign will last a few weeks at least, and 1-2 months of investigation + cleanup. Disciples finish their mission extra fast once their supplies run low.

Gwyn

Poor Typhoon Twins, they get to meet their soulmate from another life, but he's already wifed+1 up with a kid. Looking forward to the elders reactions to Jin raising so many spirit beasts that ascended to human form. Really hoping we get a Vajra POV sometime soon too.

Holo

They all left immediately? Weren't they going to check out the farm first?

Cypherior

Wait weren't they supposed to drop in by FaRam? Hopefully they do when they come back then. :)

Catherine

I wonder if Shou and Mei will work together to fix Miantiao’s back. Or at least he could give her some info to help

Catherine

Hmm I don’t think Shen yu has been introduced to ice ha qi yet. I look forward to seeing his reaction. I bet he loves it

Barry Morgan

A few unconnected thoughts: 1. I am guessing that the injured woman from the CSS that was playing the erhu was a certain Senior Sister of everyone’s favorite mailman. 2. When Xianghua meets Minyan I expect her to start taking notes (“ ah, so THIS is how to be EXTRA as a woman leading a sect!”). 3. Minyan’s (and others, really) reaction to Xianghua could be interesting, too. I’m sure that, like Gramps, they’ll figure out pretty quickly that she is acting.

Old Dog

As always, thank you for the chapter. It was a nice ray of sunshine on this morning.

Artur Vogt

Best Day of the year! Oh, And the chapter is also nice.

John D Jones

I figure the Fa Ram visit will come in a couple-three posts. Figure one post for the Elders visiting Lu Ri at the captured base. Then maybe another of the Elders and company tracking the demonic sect and running into (or being lured into) still active Imperial-realm formation defenses/traps. Then "I watched as the bruised, hurt, exhausted and frustrated Elders landed their Flying Swords outside Fa Ram..."

frankie doerr

So now that we got rice balls Jin needs to create soy sauce I don’t think you mentioned it in the series yet. It’s something else miemie can complain about because making soy sauce smells awful

pat

Hah, he made some barbaric tribal food for her, how did he know?!

Seaspike

Sigh. Trying to go back to re read older stuff. Disappointed because patreon has changed the filter setup. No longer can I load specific months, just years. Sucks because it only loads a handful and the more button is not working consistently.

Marcin

Kinda shame she isnt a twintail :D

Evander

Since they aren't visiting Fa Ram now, I hope none of them randomly shows up and inadvertently kills a Spirit Beast trying to be helpful.

Muzzlepatch

I think it is high times that Gramps made an honest woman out of her. ... Or her, chim lol

Old Dog

@CasualFarmer After going through posts, with many great comments, I personally think you don't need to revise that chapter again. Like fine wine being sipped to fully enjoy, your writing should be read at a modest rate and savored. My question is will Biyu, Rags, and Loud Boy be around when CSS members, other than Lu Ri, show up? I am also looking forward to Biyu's reaction to Yun being back as well as the reactions as to why she came to Fa Ram.

Aune

When it comes to Big D, HOPE the author have written down this passage from v2c10: Routine. "It was not a technique. Not yet, merely being brute force. It was an inelegant thing, meant only to chastise and rebuke. But... he was getting closer. In time, it would be refined. In time, it would be elegant. Perhaps not as elegant as the moon, but something beautiful." like, the last part would be somewhat great to behold, aye?

Lanter

Rereading this, its always funny how quickly Seiyu switches from "😑Eww, what does this lowly man want?" To "🤩 Oh gracious, benevolent, food-giving benefactor, Thank You!"