X Twitter is Back to Black (Patreon)

Elon’s now drumming up cash for Twitter—sorry, X—at a $44 billion valuation, the exact same figure he shelled out back in late 2022. Overpaid? You bet—he tried to ditch the deal, but the courts slammed the door shut on that escape plan. But he is back to breakeven and it will go higher esp when X Bank launches.

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But get this.... the Delaware Court of Chancery was the one that pinned him to the deal after he tried to back out. Yep, the very same court that later yanked his Tesla pay package.

Fast forward, and X is now the planet’s top news hub and needless to say has become rather influential on planet Earth. Funny how the dice roll, isn’t it?