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2025…the year of missing the cut. Here’s several pieces of shit, in honor of the big piece of shit that was last year. I think one of them is just some guy’s soda. 

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Will

Is this more unlocked bonus content that we've already listened to, or do all the episodes just sound the same?

Mig

hey guys

Mig

auld lang suck

Will

Well whatever you're doing keep doing it! Another perfect ep. Thanks guys.

Recursive Audio

Had to look up "Cell phone and computer gods book SA guy" thanks. His wife is a real peach too.

j reinholm

The Tyreek™ Soda LLC one has more to the story! He posted an update that he received this email from Kickstarter: "Thanks for reaching out about this and we're deeply sorry for this poor experience. After investigating, we’re unable to accept a contribution to your project. We’ve canceled this fraudulent pledge, and have taken action on the backer accounts. Since the amount of this pledge lowers your funding significantly below your project goal, we’re sorry to say this means you will not receive funding for your project. We expect pledges on Kickstarter to be made in good faith, and do our best to ensure that creators are protected from pledges that violate this principle. These particular pledges were an unfortunate example of our system being abused. Our team has set up monitoring to try and detect and remove these accounts as quickly as possible from our platform. We'll use your particular case a means to improve our monitoring. You’re both welcome and encouraged to re-launch your project any time you like. Feel free to reach out if you ever notice behavior from backer accounts that doesn’t feel right. Thanks for understanding and cooperation. Best, Kickstarter Trust & Safety" So he re-launched the soda campaign and received $0 on the second attempt. It's kinda surprising kickstarter has any sort of anti-money-laundering mechanisms in place, but it seems like they do? Maybe?

Ranger Rick

You guys sound weird on this one

JT

“The Bok of Mormon? What is that? About the chickens?” Is maybe the dumbest fucking joke I’ve ever heard, but I chuckled at it while naked and alone (TM) so who’s the real loser here

Argent You Glad I Didn't Say Banana

Looking online there's like 5 different parody musicals in the LA area with shows this week, including The Book Of Mormon which was mentioned multiple times in the description.

Daniel

Former doordash/Uber eats grunt here to report that $5 per order is unfortunately on the high end of things.

Giappi

that’s what they should have called it

Giappi

the kind of podcast you could have a beer with

melissa

Was I hallucinating or did JF say “Mike-of-Jordan”?

ben

Jesse talking about Philip rivers as if he isn’t working on his own full quiver

actionpants

“Ack headshot” got me good.