Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Downloads

Content

[your dog said no ads this episode so we said fine]

It’s 2026…are we really still doing podcast episode descriptions? I mean, come on! It should be AI! Or it should be some guy on the other side of the world that we’re just saying is AI. It should be at least that. UGH! Fine. I will write it. But it WON’T be good. On this episode of YKS there’s a dog…uh, thing. Honestly this was recorded last month I don’t remember what these were, save for one. I really really don’t like the guy making the podcast about bringing people together. Well, I guess I should say I don’t like the podcast, not that I don’t like him. I don’t know him. And actually I didn’t really listen to the podcast, either, so that hardly seems fair. If I really think about it, what’s causing me to have this reaction to him? Resentment…jealousy…just the way I was brought up? Gosh, I’ve never really thought about it. But now that I have, I have decided to change my mind. I’m now in favor of stupid fucking fake crap you put online for clout. And with that, enjoy this episode of Crap Shit Sucks: The AssCast. 

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

Now more than ever…join the Squeeze Louise tier for more YKS and video episodes and fun crap and crazy wacky guys every single week. 2 months left to lock in 2025 pricing! 

Follow us on Instagram: @YKSPod, TikTok: YourKickstarterSucks and subscribe to our YouTube channel for more video stuff! 

Wow, 2025 is lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift

Files

Comments

cw

When I get a Patreon notification and Siri reads it out it pronounces “YKS” as “icks”.

Will

That episode description is a gong show.

Michael Vader

Dan made me laugh with his naughty joke at the beginning, kudos

Horse

Flynn is the Poochie of YKS

guy who’s mad about the underwear comment

Still possible yall were killed by the cia after discovering tyreek’s soda (or whatever yall found last time) and this is last of what has been recorded

Jon

Boys need to go on Guys for the eventual Gizz ep

Austin Bontrager

Our boys in the military need these electrolytes to kidnap foreign leaders! 🫡

Shayne

we're here for Crap Shit Sucks: The AssCast in 2026 👏👏👏

Doug Kay

I wish I could see JFs face when Dan said what he said.

Bleysuffr

I always know I'm in for a treat when Jessie prefaces a kickstarter with "this pisses me off and I'm angry at it"

Benjamin

I can't believe db bought a supplement and it was called "lament"

Will Dearborn

the ai manifesto guy needs to be locked up

Mig

can barley hear flynn

Dank Spilf

Absolutely cannot believe how the dog collar reviewer guy sounds exactly like Jesse doing a bit or maybe an ad read lmao

Lincoln G

"Reiki" - Sounds like the next app to be developed by that guy who did Uber for snow shoveling

sailor corellia

"I really need the gong soon". Imagine being that New Age and also that entitled. Its possibly more insufferable than the average fundamentalist who won't shut up about how much they love Jesus. Possibly.

sailor corellia

Also, the Serpent Mound is amazing. Its bonkers to think that at one point the whole area was doted with earthworks. There was a serpent-shaped mound in Cincinnati that was destroyed by the building of a creek, but little bits of his remain here and there. People say that everything in the US & Canada is so young while everything in Europe is so old. Not true - there are plenty of ancient structures all over North America, they just aren't European.

Emily

I don’t know how to join the discord :(

Emily

Pisscord

Mig

There is a link under the Memberships tab in the Quick Links section. 🌞

Toddy Todd

Omg I just saw a construction truck for a company called trust and the t was a 2x4 crucifix

Lincoln G

*up-ending a table and sending crystals and a rock salt candle flying* THE GONG SHOULD HAVE BEEN HERE YESTERDAY

Clay Dunk

This deserves more hearts

Giappi

truly gong before their time