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Hi, we’re Mike and JF, and we keep thinking about how our show lives at this weird intersection of totally absurd ideas and the rare ones that actually land. Today’s episode is probably the latter, but the path there has some real moments that feel like they belong on our show. I was laughing at an episode from earlier this month where we covered ice cube inventions and that guitar-playing gadget, and it made me think about how our whole thing is basically taking the "weird, dumb project" label and wearing it all the way to a functional product people actually use. Here’s an example of an email I’d send if I were some little oofy doofy ding dong who signed up for AI.Chimp influencer autoblasting service for $9999999/mo. Isn’t it GOOD? Don’t you wanna read MORE of them? Well I’d give you access to our inbox but then you’d know I still haven’t unsubscribed to those emails from David Shing yet and that’s really embarrassing.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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Dank Spilf

Mike says "in the business of misery" and there's not even a Paramore reference 🧐 (haven't listened to it all yet)

cw

Me when Mike said “they’re in the business of misery”

cw

Millennial activation phrase

Mig

it’s true jerry could get it

Chris Warren

I'm (slightly) younger than Dan's mom. So that's cool.

Robert Armstrong

Don't tell no one, but the Red Thumb's secret lair is my asshole.

Dank Spilf

oh my god...it's jason bourne

Sandy Borgen

Former pawn shop guy here: Pawn shops charge a monthly interest rate (here in TN its insane, like $25 per month per $100 loaned) so the APR really is an insane number like 1200%. I will say that TN in particular has insane rates compared to most other states.

Amanda Jacobs

Fun fact about the Two Fat Ladies they both admitted they were pretty drunk whenever they drove the motorcycle AND hated each other and when one of them died the other wasn’t allowed by her family to sit in the first two rows at the funeral

J L

JF was so flustered by the “racism notwithstanding” line that he completely missed the other thing he said right after, which was “i doubt andrew will learn anything from this.” SO WHY DO IT? why bother? why are we watching him? it’s so libcoded to watch a show that can really only scold people for being the product of a system that engenders racism without actually doing any sort of critique. he’s just doing this for his own edification and for the pacification of his audience, so they can wipe their hands and think “well i did my good deed for the day,” which amounts to harassing a man that was harassing someone else. he said it himself, nothing will change.

Jackie

I LOVED Two Fat Ladies

Zorgbert

I do not remember an unfrosted episode

DB

First n-word ever dropped on YKS at 1 hour 42 minutes??

Bill Jones

That guy is like Redbar if he wasn’t funny and made fun of regular people

Ranger Rick

Okay I'll bite--who is Matthew Herlihy?

John McGregor

I hope someone out there has a running tally of how many consecutive eps we've gotten a Herlihy joke

Daniel Daughhetee

Mike’s real time discovery of Two Fat Ladies was so delightful. For other excellent boring 90s British television chock full of inexplicably funny accents check out the archeology show Time Team. It features my boy Phil Harding who looks like a Sasquatch, sounds like a pirate, and wears slutty little cut off hot pants to the dig site

casual orchid

i jumped out of my seat when JF mentioned two fat ladies 💗

Nick J

Jesse “The Floating Fizzler” Farrar

Michael Pemulis

I'm starting to think that you guys don't like talking about Kickstarter.

FAQRules

Oh shit it’s an update on the pop tarts movie!

Giappi

someone get Tizzy Ent on this dirtbag’s comment! let’s get this mf!

Giappi

Tizzy Ent? I prefer back when we used to get into a Tizzy & WEnt to the video rental store!

J L

noooo please don’t scold me on the internet!

pfinzent

Felt pretty bad laughing like a maniac at cosmic joes review when i realized he wasnt doing a bit