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FARMER'S MARKET LOVESTORY (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+) (Patreon)

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2022-06-07 23:01:00
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2026-01-30 14:49:03
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Heey - today we're gonna meet at a rural farmer's market - it's loads of fun and as hot as a burning barn... 🥵(Unfortunately I've had to a

Heey - today we're gonna meet at a rural farmer's market - it's loads of fun and as hot as a burning barn...  🥵

🐑 Love,

🧔🏻💜Maaaaaaaatt xx

🤠 NO TAGS - LISTEN AT YOUR OWN RISK, YOU PEASHOOTING PETTYCOAT!  💥🔫😜 

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Venusinaphrodite_

Hope you feel better! Y’all we got us a no tag audio finally😅👀👀👀 May the odds ever be in our favor🙌🏼

Shamesha

I hope you feel better, take care 💜🤗

Maggie Ren

Have a good week, Matt! Hope your throat feels better soon 🥰 ❤💜

Linda

Feel better soon Luv🤗 Hydrate, rest, hydrate, rest.......

Meg_just_Meg

I was just thinking “Wow, I don’t have work on Saturday. I might just go to the farmer’s market” 🧑‍🌾

Dawn

WTF is a pea shooting petticoat?

Raegan Howard

Feel better Kiwi!! Gargle with salt water. That should help a bit. You take care of that voice. We'd be lost without it🥰🥰🥰🥰

Denee Leery

One of my new favorites! “Roll, roll, roll in ze hay” 😂😂😂

TigerKittn

I have GOT to find a finer caliber of farmer's markets! Thank you Matt and please please PLEASE take care of that precious throat. Feel better 💛

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

Hope you feel better soon! We all need that sexy voice of yours! ❤️❤️

Katie

I cannot wait to find out what your definition of rural is! 😂 Because you’re talking like you’re in an old western, but I have been to some super bougie farmers markets…and I live in rural… that is somewhere in between lol. Rest that beautiful throat of yours. We need it. I need it. 💜

Daphne

Feel better, speedy healing ! !

CaperBelle Audios 💘

Well, this peashooting petticoat (whatever the fuck that is) loved this from start to finish! Just love your fun and humour, and as for Pete, that has to be the cutest scene ever! 😂 As for the rest...🔥 right on cue!💥 If that doesn't make you feel better, I don't know what will!😂 Seriously though, hope you feel better soon! Vit C with Zinc will help give your immune system a huge boost, so take those too if you can!❤️🦋x

IndyJane

✨✨✨How dare you? ✨✨✨ This was adorable. Ugh, I am such a sucker for farmers market hot sauce. I've actually been trying to figure out a time to go cherry picking. The farms near here opened last weekend while I was out of town and I'm leaving again on Thursday. I don't know if I'm going to make it this season. For the record, hell no, I do not want to spend the night in the hay barn. I need to get the veggies I bought into the fridge. And we need to test if our chemistry still works in a bed after a hot shower. You know, for science. 🧲🧪🥼 Feel better soon.

ਏFallaਓ

I can't imagine how difficult it must be to record audio with a sore throat. My God, the things you do for your Belles... If that's not true love, I don't know what is. Be good, Marrrtt. Take care of youself so you can come back to us healthy, smiling and using your sexy good mood. Oh, there are so many things I loved about this audio. I'll try to describe it before I get back to work. I just love when we have a LOVE STORY and it's been a while since we've seen one here that I didn't know how much I missed it until I heard this. I hope there are more LOVE STORIES on your endless, creative and beautiful list. I love it for the obvious reason - it reminds me of all the books I read and I feel safe, you know? You never fail in creating a background, in the sound effects on your ability to make our brain travel without leaving home. The animals, my God, you managed to make me picture them so well and also you, dressed in jeans and a flannel shirt. But what I really loved was your way of flirting, which is always so yours. It feels like you take off your Dirty Talker cape and it's just yourself and that's so delightful to realize - it's the kind of thing that makes us have 200 new dates with you as if every time - or almost every time - were the first. How not to love the beginning of a relationship, right? That decisive and undecided moment too, about whether the person wants you or not, then the leap of faith. And how you always position yourself in your audios gives me a full idea of ​​who you are as a man. A guy who takes risks and if it's to break your heart, oh, fuck it. Right? I think that's amazing about you, because it also shows us that you trust whoever is on the other side, which is us. The fact that you say your name on the audio sets the idea that we're having a date with you and it's so, so, so intimate and special too. And the end? So sweet, so romantic, you predicting that we'd say yes to spending the night there and taking delicious things is so much more than your action, it's you saying between the lines and footnotes 'I knew if I jumped, you'd jump with me .' I absolutely loved every second of it and I have more to say. Even though I've said it so many times, I think it's good to point out - your work here is so unique, Matt. Twice a week we have a date with you and your voice and your energy and your personality. With each audio, I feel a hug crossing the continents and reaching me. All the laughs and all the tears and sexytime are also things that no one, no one but the Belles, will understand. And the whole process of self-knowledge and discovery that I went through here, only my soul and I will know. You are a constant, necessary presence and the kind of friend I would carry in this life and in all others to come. So thanks for doing what you do. See you on Friday for our next first date, or second date, or stable relationship or strangers bumping into for the first time or best friends to lovers or even a dirty talker creating a meta-audio talking directly to us. You can bring your talent, Matt. We are here to appreciate your art. Take care of your health. There is nothing more important than this. 💜

Venusinaphrodite_

Is Pete telling on you, you little cowboy Casanova😂👀 Matt are sure you wanna challenge me to a duel, because you’re a daisy if you do🤠 now that you’ve had your cherry pie I think I’d like a slice of apple. Hmmm or I’d say we could have strawberry wine and look at the stars after our little roll in the hay but maybe we’ll be old fashioned and get you a shot of whiskey for that throat of yours. Cures everything right lol. Xx.

IndyJane

Oooo I'd love to try your hot sauce, Kate! I make my own, too, but I like to have a variety on hand. I'll trade you a bottle at the end of the season. My pepper plants are only just starting to flower.

ਏFallaਓ

The images are so beautiful in my mind that now I need to see a movie like this. But the sad thing is... doesn't exist. 🥺 But it's absolutely amazing. Thank you for feeling the same way as me, Kate! Love you, precious soul. ❤️

Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)

MaAaAaAaAaAatt! 😄 You’re just about the cutest thing ever - and I know cute, I have rats. 🥰 I feel like this one had a similar vibe to some of your older audios - fairground love story, wrestling, and such. Adorable, romantic, funny, sweet, and sexy as always. I hope you feel better! I kind of can’t get it out of my head that people just go to the doctor for small things. It really shows where I’m at that I only ever go when it’s something debilitating. 😬 Get well, get rest, avoid the rona. If they need to do a throat swab, breathe through your nose and relax your tongue. 😉❤️❤️❤️

CaperBelle Audios 💘

From his previous post; "Then later in June... A fun photoset Turret update, Farmer’s Market Lovestory, You take me and five 5 of my friends, Dirtytalk JOI instructions for DDlgfans, a new meta audio, and mooooore!" - I just hope one of his mates isn't called Pete because I'm going to be on the floor laughing imagining a big bloke in a parrot suit!🤣❤️🦋x

Katie

It sounds vaginal, yes?

MsBunny

Ok so it only the first week of our break, I had no idea it was Tuesday Get Well Soon Baby Sweet, Silly, Naughty and Passionate Absolutely perfect 👍🏼 🙃🖤🐇

Patti

This was beautifully expressed, Falla. And Kate, I 100% agree about the feeling safe -- for me, that's a big part of why I can get turned on at all. (And for the record, the head scratches are my favorite, too!)

Patti

Kelsey, I see you there with your Tombstone references! One of the many, many reasons you're the best. 💕

Venusinaphrodite_

Awww Patti thank you my love!!! Tombstone is one of my favorites!!! I bet I’ve seen it at least 20 times🙈🤣

ਏFallaਓ

Matt, don't bring Pete to our party, please. 😅🤣 I'm dying Tracie. 🤣🤣🤣 Patti, thank you so much! I also need this feeling of safety and protection and a little bit of love to enjoy everything. It's like... if I don't feel a connection, I can't let myself go and even have pleasure. So I totally got you. ❤️

Dawn

Yes Katie....yes it does 🤣

ਏFallaਓ

I just love that image 🫂

Venusinaphrodite_

My emotions and sexual attraction/sex drive go hand in hand too! I can’t do anything unless I trust someone and feel like I’m going to be safe. Also I third on the pass on the parrot suit😂😂😂😂😂😂 maybe if I were drunk😅

ਏFallaਓ

I guess it's because have an O it's all about our minds tho. If I have one night with a man and goodbye (I even tried in my 20's) I can't ever never have an orgasm. So I kinda... I give up on that thought. 🤣 I need to feel something, my emotions, before take off my clothes. 🥺 Im with you, Venus. 🫂

Dawn

I have sooooo many comments on this one! Loved, loved, loved it! So sweet and so romantic. And sexxxxxxy🥵 The beginning was adorable! I only have one thing I have to disagree with, and yes, I know this is fantasy. As a person who has had sex in a hayloft, a shirt will not cut it!! Must be an extra extra large blanket at least. I cannot stress how uncomfortable hay scratching your delicate areas can be!! 😖😳😖 Please everyone, learn from my mistakes.

ਏFallaਓ

Don't make me fall more for you. This song is so beautiful!!!! 😭

Venusinaphrodite_

I’ve never had a one night I think I’m too emotional. I mean I’ve had my “boyfriend for the night” at clubs lol I like the fantasy of it though! I always think it’s fairly easy to seduce someone’s body but I’d much rather seduce their mind

Venusinaphrodite_

I heard it for the first time yesterday and it made me think of us🥰🥰🥰 don’t worry l’ll catch you!

ਏFallaਓ

Venus, ah... if we're so similar, believe me, it won't work. 🤣 I went that night determined to live out the fantasy of spending the night with a guy. I EVEN CHOOSE MATCH LINGERIE! Well, It was awful. 🤣 Not because he wasn't good company, he actually was and I can say he tried hard, but I looked at his face and thought 'I don't feel anything for this guy, I don't feel anything for him, what am I doing here ?' 🤣🤣🤣 Then I realized that I really need a connection and intimacy.

Venusinaphrodite_

I buy lingerie to set the mood too🤣🤣🤣🤣 see i can’t get out of head either I feel like I’d just be trying to convince my brain to be quiet the whole time so I’d lose focus. Actually speaking of lingerie👀👀👀🥵

Venusinaphrodite_

Oh my gosh have you ever sat down on a hay bale and been poked in the butt. They’re not comfy at all🤣🤣🤣

ਏFallaਓ

I was thinking 'he is handsome, he is hot, why are you not enjoying this??????' And I really get disappointed with myself that night. 🤣 But ok. At least I tried, right?? 😅 The photo is because we have already so much intimacy 😝🥂

Dawn

V being naked...doesn't help

Venusinaphrodite_

Ma'am do you have a permit to be that pretty👮🏽‍♀️

Venusinaphrodite_

You totally did!!! It was the best effort! Just add it to the experience for ideas pile lol and I will drink to that🥂 I must say I do love learning each other😉

ਏFallaਓ

Yeaaaaas. 🤣😅😁 And I do love that too. ❤️❤️

Venusinaphrodite_

😂💀Not the way we’d like to be impaled in that moment

Dawn

It does take away from the experience 🤣🤣🤣

Dawn

Oh yeah, now we're hittin it!

ਏFallaਓ

Hahahahahahahahahahagahaba I'm yelling so hard right now.

Venusinaphrodite_

All the tiny pricks while trying to focus on the huge one🐋

Dawn

This is where reverse cowgirl comes from.

ਏFallaਓ

I danced this song in my school actually 🤣

Venusinaphrodite_

You guys have me ready to go down at the hoedown lmao

Dawn

V No...just no 😫

Venusinaphrodite_

D I’ve never identified with a chorus more😂😂😂

Dawn

Dee!!!!! 😂🤣😂

Venusinaphrodite_

“Buttf*cked” is the icing on the cake for me😂😂😂

ਏFallaਓ

I was all innocent here listen to Footloose 🤣

Venusinaphrodite_

Falla😂😂😂 Dawn yes!!! I remember redneck woman being the anthem lol

Dawn

This was totally the way I was raised lolz.

Venusinaphrodite_

Same!! I remember going to Walmart and they had this purple and black slip and it was $20 and I remember thinking damn this is fancy lol “dirt don’t hurt” was said at least 80 times a day🤣

Dawn

Before I head to bed Matt, drink hot tea with honey and ginger chews for your sore throat if you prefer natural fixes. 😘😘🤗🤗

Dawn

V yes! Did you hear "rub a little dirt on it, you'll feel better" ? Dad, I sprained my ankle lol. Ah, memories

Venusinaphrodite_

It was that and “it’s not broken, do it again “🤣🤣🤣

Dawn

🤣🤣🤣🤣😳 It kind of makes me question their parenting skills

ਏFallaਓ

That's just so cuteeeeeee arghhhh 🤣🥺

ਏFallaਓ

Night-night, sexy and intelligent and lovely and beautiful buch of people 💜

ਏFallaਓ

Sweet dreams, love. 🥰🤗

Venusinaphrodite_

D I was like 👁👄👁 now YouTube has jokes too lmao 😂😂😂

Patti

Ok, several things, which I will number because I am conversationally anal-retentive: 1. Matthew -- feel better! I hope you're tucked up in bed with some hot tea and soup. I also recommend The Princess Bride, which has excellent therapeutic properties and was always the movie I watched as a kid when I stayed home sick from school. 1a. Should I be calling you Matt? You refer to yourself that way, and I'm sure if I were speaking your name (I'll wait patiently for you all to make the "don't you mean SCREAMING it" jokes in your head) I'd use the shorter version. However, I'm not sure that holds as much sway in an epistolary context, and all my one-way pen pal letters begin "Dear Matthew". I guess, what would you prefer? 1b. Speaking of one-way pen pal letters, my Tower Audios notebook arrived today, and it's great! 1c. Using epistolary in a sentence outside of school means I get to check off a square on my English teacher score card. Only two more words 'til I get BINGO! (Not an actual thing as far as I know, but now I'm tempted to make it...) 2. Proving once again that my timing is impeccable, I missed the epic comments section on Friday's audio. Laughter! Sexiness! Hand porn! Mona, I salute you. And Falla, the comment about fingers and kittens was just mean. 🤯🥵 3. On the theme of being late to the party, I liked Friday's audio more than I expected to. I'm not a gamer, so when I saw the title I wasn't sure if it would be my thing. I've listened half a dozen times. It absolutely is. There is something about the feeling of you staying aloof and staying still as she grows more and more desperate that ticks some major boxes for me. I think dominance often gets reduced to aggression, but here it is all about control, which I really appreciate. Viscerally. 4. I have thoughts about the new audio, but this is already too long. I'll save those comments for a different post, after I'm done getting ready for my seniors' last day tomorrow.

D

Clouds on legs... I'll never see sheep the same again! I needed this sweetness. From one sore throat stuffy nosed soul to another, I hope you rest well and feel better soon. I'm snuggled in on this end, too. Thanks, Matt. 😘💜🤗

Katie

Okay, we are on the same page with rural — not a western 🤠🤭. Did you know the mitten state is the largest national producer of tart (yes, call me tart again) cherries? (I did know that 🤭). This was actually a little spiritual in a way for me because I felt very…connected? In a different way to my reality. It was nice to get sensory vibes from the story of what I do love about rural. Except I would have definitely been worried about barn mice 🤭🤭🤭. I used to go to farmers markets a lot back when I was living solo and would always buy myself flowers. It was one of those feelings like “yes, I’m cool with this life.” I loved it. I miss it. ANYWAY. Chit chat Matt is always adorable, suave and sly as hell… hold your hand in front of the sheep.🙄😆 (they could have been boy sheep, no?) Please tie my wrists with your shirt 😍🥰 Your voice.🫠🫠🫠🫠 It’s such a subtle change just when you’re a little softer spoken but oh my god, my nerves love it. The kisses were epic. I could have that on loop forever. Idk what it is exactly but just the way I experience these audios now… like just you suggesting me to cum makes me cum. When there used to be times I would get so frustrated from it taking me so long. This was amazing. Thanks love💜

ਏFallaਓ

Kate, I have a lot to say about this. Yeah, there are men who are beautiful and hot and you look at them and think, 'Damn, they're really great', but if you don't feel that connection, it's the same thing as nothing. It's like receiving nudes randomly. They are beautiful bodies and so on, but there is an abyss between the connection that prevents you from letting go completely. I can't feel anything when I randomly get pictures like this, I just think 'Am I supposed to like this?' I'm not going to be a hypocrite and say that looks don't matter, but you can realize that sleeping with someone being in love and having an emotional connection or whatever kind of connection it is is going to make you feel like you're with the most beautiful, sexiest and magnificent person in the world. That night will be the best of your life, because all your emotions lead you there. ❤️😘

ਏFallaਓ

The kisses everywhere! 😌

Katie

I don’t have a half humble half self deprecating way to respond to that so I will just sayyy… no 🤭🤭🤭💜

ਏFallaਓ

It's so awesome to have a name for what we are talking about yesterday 🥺🥰❤️

Venusinaphrodite_

It is! I’ve heard it before but totally forgot about it until I saw your post🥰 its nice to see it explained so perfectly like that’s how it feels

ਏFallaਓ

Indeed V 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Dawn

And they say electronics don't listen to us

ਏFallaਓ

Mona, personally, I don't think I'm 100% demisexual. Would I say 50%? 🤣 Because, yes, I'm attracted to men I don't know, even if I don't have an emotional connection to them. sexually attracted. However, when I insert this into real life, I can't get pleasure from people I don't feel connected to, even if the guy is hot, does that make sense? I don't know. But I need the connection to fully surrender to enjoying the moment. Or I don't feel it's even worth taking off my clothes, since I'm not going to enjoy it. 😅 I think Kate explained better that I did "Isn’t it crazy how sometimes you can see a man and think “he’s hot” and think all the dirty things that come with it. But when it gets to the action, if there are no feelings of trust or even affection you’re not going anywhere with it."

ਏFallaਓ

Yessss, that's it, Dee. 🥰

ਏFallaਓ

Monaaaa... yes! Yes, it's wonderful that there are so many nuances, isn't it? If you think from an emotional point of view and not from a sexual point of view - build an emotional tension with someone - I mean in the sense of you connecting... It must be a little scary and terrifying to live a first time with someone you want so much, in so many ways - emotional, intellectual, physical. But it sounds like paradise. 😌

Dawn

Life is like piloting a helicopter. I don't know how to pilot a helicopter.

Venusinaphrodite_

I can see someone and think they’re hot, man or woman, and I can fantasize easily. But when it comes to someone actually touching my body in a sexual way I can’t do it without some kind of emotion. I think that it was said really well when it mentioned being sexually attracted to someone but not interested in sex. But also I have a very deep-seated issue with being an object so I know where that comes from lol

ਏFallaਓ

I went to take this debate about emotion x sex x connection to one of my best friends and he said, "Maybe it's an emotional cover you use for s3x? I'm not saying that you only surrender for a romantic fantasy, but in the very sense of not wanting to surrender your vulnerability, your body, to someone that your emotion doesn't feel a certain connection to? Someone that you doesn't even know? Does it make sense to you? Emotions are thermometers and they tell us everything about what feels right and wrong to us. You have been working on feeling things for a long time and when your heart is not with you, you may feel empty. Feeling empty, you can't be yourself and consequently, you can't enjoy the moment." I found it so interesting that I wanted to share it with you. Oh, V. Emotional wounds leave marks on us, don't they? But it is interesting that you are aware of this, of feeling attracted and not wanting to have sex with the person until you create a certain connection. 😌

Raegan Howard

So...I just listened to this! What the actual fuck!! Matt I hope for sure you have this kind of game in real life. I go to the farmer's market, hell I worked the farmers market selling artisanal goat cheese .... nothing like this!!! EVER. I mean at your first talking to the sheep, I would of been on my knees because that's adorable and witty and just deserves a reward. Fuck...I hate that life isn't really like this. The most recent pick up line I heard was...and I kid you not "you're pretty. I'm going to make your throat bleed while you call me daddy". Can you imagine? I want sheep cuteness damnit!!

ਏFallaਓ

Life could have The Sims codes.

Venusinaphrodite_

You’re friend is definitely on to something! I remember my mother saying “sex is something you have the choice to give.” I think for myself sex is tied so strongly to trust. Buutttt yeah my eyes are definitely not blind😅

ਏFallaਓ

Mona, that's just amazing! Thanks for sharing. I love that we're talking about this because they're interesting perspectives on sex x emotion. Emotional vulnerability is such a strong thing that you really have to be willing to live the experience, I believe. I tried to have a night with a guy maaaany years ago just to see if I could have an orgasm without feeling emotionally involved, but my brain said 'beautiful, you can't, okay? Give up!' Hahahaha I wanted to wear this emotional protective cover, but I think for me sex needs to have such a strong connection to get there. I wanted to be like you. 🥰

ਏFallaਓ

It makes perfect sense, V. You beautiful soul. Thank you all for engaging in this matter with me. You girls inspire me whenever I come here. 🥰

Venusinaphrodite_

Mona it’s why I like doms please take me out of my head and put me in my body🧎🏽‍♀️

Venusinaphrodite_

The hold my hand part! I would have told the sheep don’t worry you’re beautiful its not personal ahahaha he really went for it didn’t he😅

ਏFallaਓ

Matthew's domination audios are the best because I can pretend I don't feel anything and still enjoy them. But deep down my brain already knows it's Matthew, so it's "safe". 🤣

Raegan Howard

The sheep say my name....are you kidding me,and the giggles. That's hitting above the belt!!

Venusinaphrodite_

Falla yes🤣 but at the same time I look at what audios turn me on the most and then compare to my sexual history and I’m like Ohh, we’ll no wonder why I couldn’t cum lol

ਏFallaਓ

Mon amor, I think the two of us are opposite sides of a coin, but we are together, you know? 🥺 I know I make you talk about emotions and get you out of your comfort zone, but I love how you pull me into rationality too. Yes, the audios are a safe zone to feel, they were the ones that made me "feel" again, I was hollow inside before the audios, but then came an avalanche of emotions and now I've learned to deal with it in an almost juggling way. But I found myself in that emotional and sweetest person that I once was, anyway, balance is always the best place to be! 😌 And I feel the same way about you too, love. It's a beautiful connection and I admire you so muchhh! 🥺

Venusinaphrodite_

It’s too cute! It’s actually borderline illegal. Matt is such a dirty fighter ugh lol

ਏFallaਓ

Babe girl, It's almost like if we took the history of our orgasms and the audio related to that to the therapist, she'd say, 'Okay, now I think we can work.' 🤣

ਏFallaਓ

MATTHEW BRING IT ON OUR BAD THERAPIST. 🤣

ਏFallaਓ

Ah, no doubt hahahahaha. 🤣

ਏFallaਓ

Next audio of Matthew as a therapist will be mixed with a meta audio. It will be like this: I heard that you enjoy in my domination audios and not in the romantic ones, can we talk about it? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

ਏFallaਓ

I missed talk to you all so much, my God. ❤❤❤❤❤❤ LOVE YOU, Mon amour!

Venusinaphrodite_

I’ll put it here because it’s funny you should say that. And I know I won’t get a response so it’s safe lol I wrote it the other day thinking about why Matthew and this space works for me, but it’s so true. So welcome to my inner musing lol I become hyper aware of the ache in my nipples. Or how empty I feel.how my fingers aren’t quite big enough. I’m not used to feeling lust. Of feeling want. But you arouse it and it hits me like a freight train. Everything is amplified and my body leaves no room for me to deny or hide it. The dampness of my underwear. The shortness of my breath. The coil in my stomach. And I think at the base of it all that’s what you allow me to do. To say I want. To recognize I wan. Whereas in most cases I’m actually very avoidant of sex or physical intimacy. But here I feel safe. I realize it’s because I trust you to lead. Or give me the space to explore. And now I’m curious to learn my body. How this feels or that feels. Or to play with ideas and see what resonates for me most. It’s such a striking juxtaposition how I’ve gone from being entirely ok with not having any kind of sex for years to being flustered and desperate at a glimpse of your hand and imaging tracing its veins while you glide it over my body. You’ve helped me appreciate parts of a man that used to make me fearful.

ਏFallaਓ

That was beautifully described, V. Wow, what a gorgeous image and so poetic and so precious. I love that you can share your mind with us and your heart and talent too. That's it, babe. I wouldn't change a word. ❤

Dawn

Did anyone else Google 'local farm markets' for this weekend or was that just me?

Venusinaphrodite_

I also know I’m safe with you guys so I’m comfortable to share in the space you’ve created❤️❤️❤️

ਏFallaਓ

You are, babe girl. We got you. ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Venusinaphrodite_

We’ve got you too! I enjoy our talks so much❤️

ਏFallaਓ

Hey love! Oh, I'm glad you like it! We're here to fantasize about those hands whenever we can together. 🤭 And other parts too... 🤤

Katja

Fair warning: this comment is a trip 😂 The last time I picked cherries was when we were k*ds, but we were stealing them from the neighbors 😅 that's such a fond memory I have. The thrill of whether we're gonna get caught or not 🤌 omg, looks like I've always had a thing for that lmao. But the audacity of calling me all these names! Especially a tart 😤 I'll just think of myself as the dessert thankyouverymuch 💅 The ripe fruit tho😏 And the barn 🥵! ”This beautiful woman whom I wanted for a long time” 🦋❤️🦋 and then everything else 🦋🐱🦋 It was soo perfect! How gradual and sensual, teasing, caring, hot. And when you're quite like this, I can't iejfowndhekud ”f come for me” the way you said that - I did 😵 couldn't help it, I also imagined you rubbing your cock against my stomach (I like that so much, and idek why exactly) and over my breasts as you were cumming. I loved it so much! I was actually sad when it ended. I wanted to know what happens next lol The hold this audio has on me, I'll never forget it. And the thought of you as a toddler has me in my feels 🥲 Ah! I thought this was cute, also kinda dumb 😅 not as creative as your puns tho😜 https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMNRswB2c/?k=1 I also googled yellow raspberries (bc of the cover) to see if they're real and I can't blv they really are! I don't like them, but I wonder if they taste the same... probably lol Ok, on a sliiightly more serious note, a sore throat sucks (...ik you went there), hate that, so get well soon, three legged Maaaatt! 🐑✨ *continues holding your hand*

Raegan Howard

Agreed. Like use me up like a ragdoll....but no giggles and laughs and cute sheep moments. I will judge all future dates against that ( i mean not completely....but the bar moved)

Venusinaphrodite_

Well I’m glad you didn’t go the humble-deprecating route😏 we’ll get you sqaured away📝🪪❤️😘😘

MsBunny

Bunny Thought I got an idea Post-Work Out Audio Plot twist no sex just message in she shower and body positive cuddles… Okay maybe some edging… Also if it’s in the barn and not white and dry it’s nice. 🖤🐇

Kelly (Your Friendly Neighborhood Pansexual)

A few weeks ago, I went to renaissance fair. I guess my dress was a touch too short. Sat down on a hay bale and got it all up in my panties. Scurried behind a tree to get it out. 😂😫😂😫 Yup. No fun.

Venusinaphrodite_

Scarily specific right! Like who is the target audience for this if not us🤔🤣

ਏFallaਓ

It's really a pleasure. 🥰🤗

Venusinaphrodite_

Kelly noooooooo lol the sympathy ouch right now😭

Katja

Thank you for appreciating them in all their chaotic energy, dear Lucy 😆🤗

Dawn

May I just reiterate how much I love the term Tart 😌

MsBunny

Yes I approve that request🙃🖤🐇

Katie

I’m ALWAYS shy, Mona…🤔😏😋 Get out the cuffs Kels! I’m ready for my PUNishment… (& then we wait for Dawn to maybe appear…)

Alaina

Aww I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. Feel better soon!

Katie

Hold on Falla, let me pick up the pieces of your heart your have once again spilled out to us. 😭😭😭😭 Tracie- I totally missed the “me and five of my friends” I hope one is named Pete now 😂😂😂 I loveeee your back and forth with Kels because (shit I could write an essay) that has been a difficult thing for me to accept as okay. To not engage without feelings… sounds backwards I know. Probably because I don’t put myself out there though (but even when I did) my value was placed in my ability to please someone else and so if I got the opportunity where someone “wanted” me… it would almost seem counter productive for me to not take it … does that make sense? Drunk does not help make anything better, just more willing to get naked lol. I am a strong believer in the exception, so you just never know what opportunity may arise.😉 It’s so new to me to accept the fact I have my own specific needs… so hearing you beautiful intelligent babes speak so matter of factly about just that is very VERY reassuring and comforting to me.

ਏFallaਓ

Awwww Katie! I'm glad the conversation resonates to you a little bit and helped you in a comfort way. 🥲🤗 Also, Im always giving every little piece of my heart to you. 🥺💜

ਏFallaਓ

"This beautiful woman..." I felt so appreciated too and the butterflies! 🥺 Thank you for putting your thoughts into words, love. Also, I missed you. 🤗

Katie

“As a person who has had sex in a hayloft…” there are so many places I want to take that statement! 😂😂😂 Sounds kinda like the beginning of a set of survey questions or an academic review of something regarding wooden structures. Wooden. Structures.

Katie

https://youtu.be/oHR436npsgI Just to contribute 😂 I think this could’ve been song of the summer if it wasn’t released during the vid.

Katie

WHOAAAA 😂😂😂 Matt’s hand, Red Bull can, whale, Moby… It’s the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

Katie

I use both alll the time. I also refer to him as MT, Professor Tower, and Yes, right there 🤭🤭🤭

Katie

💜💜💜💜

Katie

Falla, babe. We loves our kisses 🤭😍 Lucy- that dress and that basket needs a field of flowers to run through as well. 💜 West or not 😂 Mona- Watching your brain work is such a joy 😂😂😂 I said many lovely things and you latch on to barn mice (that’s why farms/barns always adopt a lot of stray pussy… I mean cats, to catch the mice) but your description of London rats reminds me of the soapbox I have been suppressing about wildlife lost to automobiles. I seriously was like I think I want to be an animal crossing guard to help animals get across the street… and I’ll stop there… but I could go on 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭 I did mention, cherries, flowers, the word suave 😂 happy things.

Katie

Real Talk. 🐳

Katie

I just wrote a giant thing but apparently I wasn’t supposed to post it because it went bye bye. But I SO appreciate this conversation, and I see pieces of myself in all of your perspectives and experiences and that makes me feel very warm and safe.

Katie

And now my thoughts are all jumbled because they are now retreating to safety, feeling relieved that Patreon stole them. But ugh. Yeah. This was. 💜💜💜

ਏFallaਓ

I'm just glad that you exist, Katie. And that you have a heart that ressonante with all of us a little bit. Love you, girl. Truly! 🥺🤗❤️

Katie

You are so cute, Katja Kat!!!! Take me on a trip any time!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Katie

Well, FUCK KELS!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Thanks for making my day 💜 Ahhhhhhhahahahahahaaha 🤭

Venusinaphrodite_

Ahahahaha Katie as soon as you said it I was like it has to be a thing🤣🤣🤣 I’m glad it made you laugh💜😘😘😘

Venusinaphrodite_

Falla I may or may not have a Disney playlist I listen to everyday😂😂😂😂👸🏽

Katie

Love you Falla 💜💜💜 Ohhhh my brain. 😭😅💕

ਏFallaਓ

Katie, Let me kiss your forehead too make you feel better 🥺😘

Katie

It’s a beautiful piece of art 🥰

ਏFallaਓ

Kate, thank you for joining us and for letting us know a little more about you and your heart. I truly missed our deep conversations and I'm so happy that we can share so much here. Oh, and I truly gets what you mean by needing this feeling of trust! Girl, that's really a strong world and needed within a relationship. ❤️

Katie

Thank you for taking care of me 💜

ਏFallaਓ

I'm always here for you. 🥺🥰🫂

Venusinaphrodite_

D I’ll be happy to make you any prints you’d like commission free😉🤣🤣🤣🤣

Katie

I’m achin’ for some bacon 🤭🤭

Katie

Forgive me, I just need a few centimeters to vent in. I just ate some ice cream 👍 gently raining outside 👍 sweet dog laying next to 👍 and all I want to do is kick. some. ass. Just really fuck some shit up. Why, you may ask? Because my period hormones are out of control. Idk why… the last 3 months and it seems each time it’s a little worse. I feel like I’m 18 (minus 4 but for legal reasons 18) and ughhhhhhh. Don’t worry I’m not motivated enough to act on any rational or irrational thoughts. But I do have a super in and that’s just enough to enjoy a little ya know what I mean. Anyway. Send cake.

Katie

My bday is in august… May I request a card 😂😂😂

Venusinaphrodite_

Katie pick your poison and I’ll make it happen!🤣😂😂

Katie

I will make the most beautiful mosaic with them 💜

Katie

I literally went like this 😮😮😮 Awwwwwwwwwwww

Katie

YAY I LOVE POISON.

Venusinaphrodite_

There was a comment that said they sent in the cutest one so he couldn’t turn the rest of them down lol

Venusinaphrodite_

Katie maybe it was meant to be that way so you could put your thoughts together and practice getting them out. Even if it’s only the keyboard that saw them💜 one huge emotional splash dive for Katie✔️👏🏼 Kate I definitely feel that about the respect thing too! I appreciate that there’s so many aspects about the dom thing and I really like the riskier ones but the sweet ones feel the an entire audio of aftercare. I think throughout care is fitting. I really appreciate Matthew’s throughout care and that makes me comfortable to explore

Venusinaphrodite_

Now I’m thinking of emperors new groove. I swear I’m not five🤣

Patti

UGH! I wish I had been around to participate in this conversation! Stupid adult responsibilities. I've been thinking a lot about the interplay between sex and safety and fantasy lately, and you lovelies have offered some great insights. Next time...

Alaina

Ugh the joys of being a girl 😭 Have you ever tried a kickboxing class? It’s not better than sex or cake for that matter but the release of aggression is unbelievably therapeutic!

Patti

My students kept wanting to adapt the bit from The Emperor's New Groove for Romeo and Juliet. "Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Romeo. The poison chosen especially to kill Romeo. Romeo's poison." Sometimes I think should have just leaned in and done the thing as a comedy.

Patti

🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰🍰💕💕💕💕

Venusinaphrodite_

Patti don’t ever feel like you can’t comment! We’re all on different schedules so even if it seems like it’s over it’s never really over lol

Venusinaphrodite_

Awww D I love you thank you so much for sharing! I totally get you on feeling uncomfortable and having to learn how to function in different environments. Whenever you’re ready l’ll always be an ear to listen❤️ Even if it’s just to talk about how small our fingers are🤣 and I have no doubt you can hold your own I always think of you as so kick-ass😉😘😘😘😘

Venusinaphrodite_

D yes! What was life before the tower😂😂😂 never did I ever think some of the things I’ve said would come out of my mouth or that I’d be into what I am now🤣🤣🤣🤣

Venusinaphrodite_

Patti I had no idea how much I needed that until right now! How does it fit so perfectly🤣🤣 also I read that in Kronk’s voice😂😂😂😂😂😂

Venusinaphrodite_

Ohhh I’m frisking you first!😈 and we do love a good pun🥹🥵

Patti

Mona: are you telling me it's not about the size of my comment, but how I use it? 🤣🤣 Falla: I'm not much of a fantasizer, but I have a thing for being fingered. There is something about coming undone under a man's hands while he stays cool and in control and just watches it happen... Katie: "Yes right there". You delicious minx, your brain is magic.

Patti

I read this at first as "Team Tart" and thought the Belles had a new nickname!

Patti

My Romeo would say it in Kronk's voice. It was genuinely hilarious. Also, I used to wear a shirt to rehearsal that said, "Personally, I think Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation better". They loved it.

Patti

Wait, is this us post workout or Matt? Are we edging him or is he edging us? Actually, I like both of those ideas. Suggestions box?

Venusinaphrodite_

I love that though! I always remember people like that like damn they were cool. Ummmm we have to! We gotta give everyone a run for their money💜💜💜

Katja

🥺🤗Fallaaa, I missed you too! I loved that so much ❤️ many little moments like that made it really engaging, I think. We'll definitely have many more trips, Kitten! 😆🥰😘 And you saying I'm cute 🥲

ਏFallaਓ

Patti, don't worry, you can join the conversation whenever you want and even if it's late. I'm glad you felt represented by some of the things we talked about here. 💜 Dee, I love it when you're vulnerable with us. Oh God. Yes, I can understand how this scenario looks different to you - straight men. But it's nice that you also think that it will always be a brave new world and you will be able to discover so many things with your experiences. Glad to hear you're more bold. Thanks for sharing with us. Its special. Much love, girl. 💜 And V, needless to say. I love you. 💜

MsBunny

OMG this does work both ways but preferably it is us because we deserve it Well I really needed it y’all really deserve it 😂😂😂 🙃🖤🐇

Katie

Alaina- I have always wanted to try kickboxing! It’s on the list for sure! It has been a very very very long time since I have felt like this. It takes a lot to truly piss me off lol 😂 Mae- I meant the cake that Kate makes in her shop. I do love me some succulent Matt cake 🥰. I spent a couple rounds with my friend Slo Mo yesterday morning, with much success… and then on and off cried for the following 4 hours. Thank you for your support. 😂😂😂😂 I complained to my boss today for the first time today and now I feel like a little bitch. So that was dumb. So I’ll take a side of tequila with that cake.

Katie

I have to go rewatch it, it’s been 100 yrs.

Katie

Dee 👏👏👏👏 I’m still afraid lol *workin on it workin on it*

Katie

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Oh my gosssshhhhhh

Venusinaphrodite_

Patti I need that shirt🤣🤣🤣 Katie it’s so quotable it’s my favorite!

Katie

I was thinking… has it been confirmed that Matthew owns blue jeans, or any color of jeans?

Dawn

Dee, that is one sexy pic...you are too kind to us 🤗

Dawn

I'm loving Team Tart! 😂

Katie

Kels — thank you for what you said above. You’re so right, sometimes the catharsis is just in the process. 💕 Dee — My immediate response was “D’awwwww, if only that were true.” But of course… they aren’t all bad. 🧔🏻- Exhibit A

Patti

Me too! It should be a thing!

Patti

Kelsey: I bought it off of Etsy, I'm sure you could find it! It came in about a thousand colors, but I got mine in bright pink because it is my official Valentine's Day teacher shirt. 😄