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HARD, FAST & DIRTY (Erotic Audio Role-play 18+) (Patreon)

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2023-06-30 23:01:28
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Hey -

It's me, bed, mics.

This audio is like a BBQ skewer. Hot, juicy and to the point.

Smooches,

🧔🏻💜Matthew xx

[M4F] Hard, fast and Dirty [MDom] [Ramble] [Imagining] [Taking you hard] [Bending you over couch] [Double penetration with your finger] [Clit Stimulation][Mutual Orgasms] [Feel me cum with your finger] [Creampie fantasy] [‘Your beautiful c**t’] [It just came out] [Aftercare braindead speechless rubbing you]


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toweraudios

Thanks for the amazing feedback on the nice bits (and the irksome bits) of Sexual Therapist! It was some of the most interesting discussions ever on a video. And for those who asked, the “body double” was an interesting experiment… fun to finger-play with and the initial burn was… um… good in an eye-watering kinda way… 😫 and I really liked the rippling insertion visual, but I ultimately needed hands for the finale. I promise I’ll give it one more go before I... Oh my god, all that silicone. I feel so guilty now. I wonder what the recycling centre will say when I bring it in? 😂

Kateastrophy

Happy Saturday! Are you trying to kill us? It's a good way to go but it just keeps getting sexier and sexier in here 🥵 Now I have to have an internal pep talk with myself that I do, in fact, need to go to work today 😂

Marita Kosmo

«It just came out» - I’m dead😂 looking forward to it🥰 Oh, and funny story: I was cooking the other day, and the packet of chilipeppers had a little sticker on it that said: «Eat me, I’m hot». So, long story short, I now identify as chilipepper.🌶️🙋🏼‍♀️ Happy weekend, everyone😁

aleigh -`♡´-

hey you! i hope your week's been well 💜 can't wait to listen, but first have to introduce my favorite tag to my new favorite tags! [mattcave fairylights], please welcome [your beautiful c**t] and [aftercare braindead speechless rubbing you] 😇

Ann

Hi Matthew. I feel like it has been FOREVER since I connected here. I promise your patterns and heartbeat are still on regular rotation. Today is my first day off for summer break but I have ‘other jobs’ to do but it is fun. Hugs 🤗 Ann 💜

aleigh -`♡´-
>>111903620

the pattern queen makes her comments return!! it's so good to see you, ann! i hope you're doing well. sending you all my loveee 💜

Elmyra Forest

I’m sorry! I just can’t move on to this audio when I’m still stuck on the last audio/video. Do you get manicures? I had no idea I had such a THING™️ for hands. I am truly going to be dreaming about your hands?? It’s hot here (and with poor air quality). Does it feel like winter settling in over there? What cooler weather lazing about the house activity have you been indulging in?

toweraudios
>>111903490

Hey Marita! 🌶️ Now I'm picturing your theme song is the Robert Johnson song or the RHCP's cover of it... They're Red Hot 😂 You know it? 🕺🏻 xx

toweraudios
>>111903563

Hey Aleigh! 💜 My week was a lot more relaxed than last week thank you - and yours? Gigs? And yay - I'm glad you like the tags - I hardly ever use the C word, so I hope it's hot rather than a mood killer!! 😂 xx

Meg_just_Meg

YES KEBABS FOR 4TH OF JULY 🦅🦅

IndyJane

Mmmm that was a good one. I appreciate that you are sparing with the c**t word because it feels like a special treat when you do say it. I get so riled up when you release a Lovense pattern the day before a new audio. So much so that I decided to have a couple of early rounds this afternoon. This resulted in me kinda f*cking myself into a nap. When I woke up, it was close enough to your posting time; I decided to just stay in bed and "warm up". You know how the remote on the Lovense app has a timer? When this was posted and I switched over to the pattern, the timer read 268:42. I think if I actually used the toys for that long, I would be dead- definitely dehydrated. Anyway, this is how an audio with the word "Fast" in the title had me in bed for almost 5 hours.

Lavender Belle (Jenn)

I don't know why I thought listening to this while eating my dinner was a good idea but damn! Hard to eat when you're heart stops from excitement! And you know I love it rough! I will be listening to this later for my Friday "release" because damn, how I love the sound of you panting!

Niamh

Long comment incoming! Oh fuck yeah. I like this mood you’re in. I like it a lot 😈 I got your postcard too and I wanted to say thank you so much for the sweet words, I appreciate them so much. Now that the dust has settled and I’m getting back to feeling more like me I think it’s time to share some of what I’ve been up to since I haven’t really had it in me to be super active here. After the breakup I mentioned in a comment I had a terrible experience followed by the most magical night of my life in quick succession. I’ll try keep it brief but I thought a rebound with a former flame would be a good idea. Turns out he’s not the person he proclaimed himself to be and I got taken advantage of. I don’t know why I expected better from him but I was hurt and lonely and wanted it to go away. So when that backfired I sought comfort in the comfort of a stranger off a dating app I’d been talking with. Heart heavy and overwhelmed, I poured my soul out to him and he asks for a chance to show me how I deserve to be treated. I had nothing else to lose so hesitantly I agreed. When I say I have never felt so seen and respected and empowered in my whole life, I had no idea I could connect with someone like this. Mentally, emotionally, sexually, we had it all. I’ll spare you all the juice but we spent all day and all night exploring, touching, talking about everything and anything in between rounds. We watched the sunset naked together, staring out the window of our cheap hotel room and listening to the dance music from the club below. We spent the small hours of the morning listening to the quiet sounds of the city mixed with the heaviness of our breath and stifled moans of ecstasy before drifting off to sleep wrapped in each others scent. I still can’t believe it was real and even though I’ve seen him since (and hopefully will continue to see him casually 😅), that first encounter will be seared into my memory with the power of a thousand suns 😂 Apologies if this was tmi but I am sure some of you (looking at you Cin 😜) were waiting on an update 😂

Niamh
>>111905909

I’m dying at “a special treat” 😂😂So true though haha

toweraudios
>>111903963

🤣 That's very kind of you to say! My hands thank thee. 🙏 My self manicure regime involves a twice a week nail clipping and an occasional emery boarding, but that's mainly on my toes out of fear of getting giant thick toenails. 😂 Which is sooooo weird 😂 because you just reminded me I had a dream last night that I had to swap feet with someone and their toenails had ingrown downwards into the toes, and I was looking at them going how did you live with these? 🤣 Sooo random... But winter is nice - it's cool and sunny and I had spent hours and hours singing yesterday- like around 8 hours until I lost my voice! I hope the heat and air quality settled soon for you! 💜

Kathryn

Hi friends.👋 Not dead. Just very busy, mentally and emotionally exhausted (nothing more needs to be said about it). I can't listen right now, but I've been thinking of you all and I wanted to make a point to come say 'hi'. 😁 I hope you have been staying pervy in my absence. (I've been watching from afar and I know you have... 😆) 💜😘💜😘💜😘💜

Emily Dawn

I’m currently waiting in the audience at a drag rendition of Golden Girls but of course I needed to check in here. Hope everyone has a good weekend- can’t wait to listen. 🎧😏♥️ https://ibb.co/bH6R4J0

aleigh -`♡´-
>>111906623

kathryn!! so happy to see ur name pop up. i'm sorry life hasn't been treating you the greatest. you know we're always here if you need anything! all my love and support 💜 p.s.: we'll always stay pervy in your honor!

Siouxxxz

Hey Matthew. Haven’t listened yet, but those tags got me feelin’ some kinda way 😉. It is day one of my first vacation for the summer. Spent it day drinking on the deck, watching the rain fall. Pleasantly buzzed and can’t decide if I should settle in with the audio, or have one of my infamous solo drunk-girl dance parties…could go either way at this point lol. Just wanted to check in, say ‘hi’, hope you are well, and to thank you in advance for what I am sure will be another fun ride 😘

aleigh -`♡´-

so shaken up over this that i started crying (between my legs)

Linda

Oh my goodness, you are a sex god, maybe Eros, or perhaps Himero, whatever, you're descendant from the Erotes of this I am sure💜. Well, done beautiful, handsome man😘🤗😘🤗

aleigh -`♡´-

ahhh, that was perfect! “my brains not working” just about sums up how i feel post-listening. love, loveeee me some meta! they never, ever let me down. i wasn’t sure how much i’d be able to immerse myself in friday fantasy cause the week’s been blahhh so this direct, needy mood is so, so right. 🔥 pee ess: per tuesday’s post, i neeeed to add “who are you wearing?” as an honorary CSQ. the pants have some not-so-secret admirers 💟. i think you’ve inadvertently entered your influencer era, mr fashionista lmao

Ann

Dear Belles Beaus and members of the Court, the latest pattern produced by Mr. I mean master Matthew, was in this reviewer‘s opinion, an amazing addition to an already amazing collection of Lovense patterns. The way the pattern start it off with just a little bit of a cl*t touch and then I went straight to pure vagin@ but luckily my toy just vibrates all over. tonight I used dolce. The mixture of long waves that were made up of short chops felt amazing but then as things started to heat up and it went way high and then the chops were short but intense and close together 😥 it was amazing. And I believe this reviewer could probably successfully complete another O, with another listen and another play. And since this reviewer’s daughter is no longer in the apartment, that might actually happen bravo Master Matthew you still have what it takes an amazing pattern for an amazing audio. Blissfully still throbbing, Ann 😈💜

Eternidad

Hey Matt!💜 I bought this book that has questions in it, the title of it is called "3000 Questions About Me" and I found it so interesting. I would like to ask you one: What is your idea of perfect happiness?

toweraudios
>>111909114

Hey! That is very kind. And well, Eros was an archer like me ♐️ so I'll gladly accept the comparison. Now allow me to put one in you...🏹 😜 xx

aleigh -`♡´-

realizing there’s a few juicy details/one-liners i missed upon first listen. [screams] be honest, do the united matts of the world club condone you making women feral? what about my rights?! 🤨

Titania

Hey lovelies! About to play serious catchup here on the audios, but stopping in to say hi first! Chocolate world is still amazing (handrolled a bunch of liquid caramels today, nom nom), and we can go outside again after several days of seriously poor air quality from the Canadian wildfires. Matt... thought of you today. We take turns being DJ at work, and my playlists today had both Marlon Williams and Lord Huron. You were the one who introduced me to both. 💜 Off to listen! And watch... 😏 💙💚💛

toweraudios

I'd better sign off now cause I broke a g-string! 😂 I have to get to the guitar shop before it closes! Happy new month! 🌙 Looking forward to more sexiness and chats! I hope you have an amazing weekend all! 🤗 💜🤗 💜🤗 💜

toweraudios
>>111911737

✨Working alongside someone you care about, on a project you love, and feeling that anything is possible...✨ You?

toweraudios
>>111912644

The DM link wouldn't play in NZ, but this! Keep Me in the Dark. I really like this! Hadn't heard it before...💜

toweraudios
>>111912801

I've discussed your situation and the United Matts are willing to have a sit down with the United Aleighs. But it must be next Friday, and in pyjamas.

Titania
>>111913175

Yup, the liquid caramels are not cooked as long and so are pourable. We flavor them with apple brandy, bourbon, ghost pepper, or passsionfruit. Our other caramels are chewy and hold their shape. Think turtle candies, or those little square Kraft caramels.

Elmyra Forest

Ha… my brain also melted. I love how you the audio started immediately sans preamble and wham! Got right into it or into… me. 😝 I liked the C sprinkled into this. The whole audio had an extra dose of naughtiness in it.

Kateastrophy

Adding "dirty girl" to the list of names that had an earthsshattering effect on me 👀 (Also did Matt mention simulation theory in an above comment? Because I could literally talk about universal theories for days on end 🤭)

Eternidad

Me encanta cuando lo haces duro, papi. Y cuando empiezas a hablar tan sexy y crudo🥴 Liked when you said "ass entrance"(⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

Rica

Your voice is forever imprinted in my mind hehe. ❤️ thoroughly enjoyed this

Harriet

Matt, Thank you for this. It felt pure and primal and wonderful and not at all contrived and it’s so deliciously arousing and comforting to listen to. I play it and let your voice and breath and energy wash over and through me. You help me feel present in the moment , effortlessly, which is funny because every time we play your audios it’s a form of time travel. Paradoxical. These small but powerful moments, connecting with wildlife, wandering around beaches, your voice traveling to my temporal lobes, sustain me. Thank you 😘💜

Kateastrophy

Some updates: I am redhead no more 👩🏻‍🦰 I am now, as we say down under, Back in Black 💁🏻‍♀️ Results came out today and I passed statistics!!! (Apparently I do have luck, sometimes). Also absolutely nailed the first of my thesis submissions 🎉🥳 And now I am very exhausted 😴

aleigh -`♡´-

this one's for SP and all my fellow plant parents 🪴: 🕯️🕯️🕯️ prayer circle that a hot gardening type fantasy creeps into matt's psyche and turns into an audio 🕯️🕯️🕯️ pee ess: shoutout to "housework" for being the blueprint. she's putting benign-comment-threads-turned-fantasies on the map lmao🥂