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Poppy and River Need to Remind You of Something (Patreon)

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2022-08-22 15:01:03
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2026-06
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Patreon friends! I TRIED to get them to NOT say this but Poppy and River insisted they had an important message for the restaurant "help."

(Also, let me know if you think we should post this on the main channels at some point)

Comments

Lissie

I snorted so loudly 🤣 Poppy is a nightmare 😁

Cassie L

I cannot get over how Poppy is just Nicole with a blonde headband but also she sucks and I want to talk zh*t with Nicole over brunch Bloody Marys. And let's not get started about River...

Robyn

Drew is a great actor with how much he can make these characters piss me off lmao

Bailey Pip

Hey poppy, I'm not a restaurant worker, I don't serve people. And you're rude 😤😂

Peyton

It insane how good of a actor drew is, the way the facial expressions change, the voices, everything, he knows how to make us hate or love the character. Thats great acting

Rob

I say yes this is awesome!

Brenda Stone

River cracks me up the way he does that look down and up to check somebody out. Priceless. Yes post it!

Kat

🤔 i could never be a server....these folks would make me crazy!

cornbread

Eat the rich o' clock already? Well I'll be...

Tiffany Blake McKenna

Such entitlement with these 2. Like…. She doesn’t deserve the name Poppy

cornbread
>>90085554

For seven years, I put up with people like this daily...its a nightmare

Jill Tallman

TIL their names are Poppy and River and that is just absolutely perfect

Jamie Morales

This gives me flashbacks from when I was a server

mastercraft64

See now, if you post this to the main channel, I will have to suffer through these entitled brats complaining again. That would be a tourture no one should have to go through once, let alone twice.

Penny

So infuriating!

Kim Perry

Huh. I didn't realize they were royalty. The monarchy lives!!!

Isabelle

Love this! Yes, definitely post

Celia

Wonderful! Too good not to share! The world needs more of Poppy and River! (: Am I the only one that now goes around quoting the Huddy Bistro characters in their voices? "So dark" will be a new one.

Jay K.

Hilarious! And yes I'm quoting the Huddy peeps all the time too- "You get it .." 🤣

Beverly Majors

Post away! Then do one with Nicole putting them in their place. So funny Drew!

Tammy Reed Newton

Poppy and River....maybe you could look at us like we are people just like you providing a service for your stuck up, entitled selves. The way your eyes look at us like we're a bug you want to squish is not ok. There's some constructive criticism for ya'll. Bwahaha. I love this video.

✨Teal Sparkle ✨

Nobody has ever told them “no” before. Like a solid “ no”, not like “well that’s not our policy” like just “no”. Such entitlement. 🤣🤣🤣. Go get them Nicole!!!!!!!!

Krystal West

I hate to say it but they are perfect for each other.

Ryan Graziano

I think yes you should share it to the main channel eventually. I think you should share all the stuff you put in Patreon. Everyone deserves to laugh 💜 these two are the worst but oh so perfect for each other.

Eason Jostad

Is this gonna go to the youtubes at some point. Would love to share it with a friend that says I am this guy (the long hair hipster that is)

Bonnie Hamilton

Poppy and River, maybe a little less entitlement and a little more compassion. Just sayin.

Lalainsight

Conspiracy: Poppy has seed. Poppyseed floating in the river look like rabbit poop. What’s other word for poop? Shit. These two are shitty so perfect name 👍🏽

Sara Grace

🤣🤣🤣 Poppy & River (perfect names for this couple of ‘characters’) the couple I love to hate❤️ River uttered the lines most often quoted in my kitchen ‘She’s a little chef’ & ‘Why the push back bro?’ Plz make a skit where they want to bring their dog to the patio.

bistrohuddy
>>90085826

I feel like a long time ago we named them something else but I can’t recall and I like these names

Harvey Karlovac
>>90103980

perfect - that theme will take us thru a few episodes - people bringing their dogs in the restaurant as though they were humans!

Dorothy

“We are the served” The only reason it’s so funny is that we all have met people like this.

Anke Schafer

Hahaha! I looove to hate them!!! Lol. So totally entitled annoying.

L. Shannon Carter

So annoying..so self centered Listens to NO ONE....and there is the undeniable fact that she wears her shirt damned strangely...ha. Luckily the EAST coast handles folks like this a bit differently.....

Melody harnest

These two are a couple of my favorites..their the classic version of customers that don't care how things work as long as it's their way.

Angela Mulvihill

OMG! Thank you, thank you, thank you! I LOVE them! And this was PERFECT!! I’m so excited right now!! 😄😄😄

Angela Mulvihill

And, yes, definitely post on the the main channels!!

Christine Martin

Alright, We’ve all seen the thousands of comments where people say they didn’t realize he was playing each character and I admire Drew’s range, But I have never ‘forgotten’ that he plays all the characters until this one. I felt my blood pressure tick up and i was immediately, if not briefly, furious at this. I’m a current server/single moon with 3 children, so my budget is limited, but the brilliance and talent from drew and Andrea is unlike any other Content creators, I cancelled a couple streaming services that I rarely watched to shift my budget to get the Patreon stuff, everything is great so far but poppy just pissed me off, so it’s paid for itself already, lol.

bistrohuddy
>>90259529

Christine! You are awesome. We are very grateful for your support. Glad we could set you off lol!

Elaine Creamer

Live to hate this couple 😁. Should pair them with Tim and Pam!

regan

I love these pieces of shit so much!

Melody harnest

Those two always seem like their high on something lol. Love them. All your characters seem so much like different people..your very talented

VelvetJazz

Dang Drew, your range is really incredible. I’m surprised Hollywood hasn’t knocked your door down yet. But stay you, it’s far better.👌

113 DmG

For some reason I feel like Drew had to pay them extra to come in and do the video.

Eason Jostad

Just saw on main feed! V funny.