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A/N: Back to Asha finally~ Except, and you guys aren’t gonna believe me, but they DON’T fuck.

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Google Doc Link: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wxAaNBgxXrNcyerFsKLt4AvQuEKn7qKDQfY4zwaB2TM/edit?tab=t.0

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TheSinful

I don't believe you

azul21

Asha is a unlucky one, euron plans doesn't mater he is going to die because Axel fucking baratheon want him dead

Zarek21

Plot Twist, Euron doesn’t care for the gold and jewels, he is after A certain blonde bitch

Volodya

Hmmm, looks like Axel doesn’t consider Asha one of his women since he didn’t mention his power. She’ll probably swallow her pride once she sees him suplex a kraken.

Cerberus09

Looking forward to when Axel figures out how to fly. And of course the soon to be epic axel vs kraken showdown! Also, Axel really should just go with the flow and get a wife from each of the kingdoms, you know make it fair that way!

gigamans

I can only hope this story goes the way of wiping out the Ironborn culture by whatever means. I've always found one of the most ridiculous things in ASOIAF is the Westerosi kings just being totally okay with a culture built on pillaging and slavery that regularly doesn't come to bend the knee. In canon they rebel and Robert shows up, crushes them, and then just pardons them all when Balon bends the knee? The worst thing that happens outside of deaths in the war is Theon being made a ward, it's so entirely nonsensical. Is it any wonder they pull this shit so frequently? There are apparently no consequences for the Greyjoys and other lords.

Lord Sesshomaru

Damn, it's hard to admit, but I have to say it. I love the interactions between Axel and Asha much more than those between Arianne, Margaery, or Sansa. I don't know, maybe it's because they always end up babbling in Axel's bed, so we don't have much interaction between them. 🫣 No, honestly. I think it's because they seem like more honest conversations and don't have to use Keep etiquette. 🤔 (Although at the end of the day, Asha will also be a babbling mess in Axel's bed. 🤷🏻‍♂️) Everyone respects Ser Davos. ❤️ (I hate him for not having any final interactions with Jon in S8. 😭 They seemed so close, it honestly hurt me!)

Sith2go

Im assuming Euron's valyrian armor is what makes him feel so confident, when it comes to fighting Axel. Which would make it really ironic if Axel just pushed Euron off of his ship, and he drowned due to the weight of his armor.

Chainsword83

*blinks, then cocks head to side* On the one hand... no sex? On the other, it's nice to see Asha having her pride while still remaining somewhat faithful to Axel in her own way. Her sailing under Davos would go a LONG way towards the Seven Kingdoms accepting her as Lady of the Iron Islands and/or Axel's third Queen. Somebody brought up Euron maybe being after Cersei, and it makes too much goddamn sense that Cersei would reach out to Euron after her father "betrayed her" by keeping her locked up in Casterly Rock. Bitch be stupid, petty, and crazy. It would make sense that Euron knows that Axel is more than a mere man, because Cersei TOLD HIM about all the shit she did to Axel that he survived, including trying to stab him and the Strangler.

Alun Lewis

Hmmm...imagine Axel thoroughly destroying Euron Greyjoy and his oversized pile of calamari, then making Asha one of his queens to grease the wheels of her becoming the first Lady of Pyke (via Kingsmoot) and allow her to bring a plan before her people to end their slaving ways in exchange for becoming privateers for the Westerosi crown and making life difficult for any powers in Essos that won't play nice with the Seven Kingdoms.

Ofunu

After what he pulled in Lannisport where he let the seven kingdoms know that he was rebelling before doing anything, which in turn allowed the Lannister fleet to gather so that he could destroy it in one fell swoop with his kraken, it should be obvious why he is allowing the royal fleet join the Redwine fleet at Arbor. He is looking to pull the same stunt.

Corn The Man

I just want a sweet loot haul of Valaryan steel swords. How are the kingsgaud supposed to protect someone like axel without the proper drip.

redhawktiger

It's actually pretty funny that Asha's lamenting the lack of Fucking Axel, only for her to forget to bring the subject up at all when talking to him lol

Chainsword83

She's unaware that he's been fucking four other women, and is waiting for him to come back to HER for another taste. She's clinging to her pride, which is getting in the way of a good dicking. That and the subject matter was rather serious and "Can I have the D please?" wouldn't fit the tone and be the sort of begging she told herself she wasn't going to give him. But yes, it is funny. :)

olyver

You're right. I've read the chapter twice and I still don't believe you. :)