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You can finally stop sending me this really good tumblr post, thank you.EDIT: Added Cheeto dust variant

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Grægori

Doggy requires pets

Zerro

SCP 5K8-TER GRL Special Containment Procedure: SCP 5K8 requires basic food and water intake as well as standard humanoid clothing, though this is to remain optional. The subject also requires a specified amount of affection as well as physical contact. Failure to provide such may result in [REDACTED]

Jarl Seamus

As a retired engineer, I feel like I could make this board a reality....... All I'd need is the doggo to test it on.

Thandwar

Perfect character choice

Terodon

Girl must've done something silly to get sentenced to the radical stocks. Love her shirt, though.

Terodon

Not an engineer, but I'd be a little concerned about the board's integrity. The fastening for the axles would have to be detachable on one side, and I worry that the latch would leave too much wiggle room, compromising control when it's used as a skateboard. That lack of control can easily lead to accidents. So when it's sealed, it needs to be just as secure as if it were screwed on normally. What's the solution for that?

meepsalot

please let us see this in action, I beg of ye!

Jarl Seamus

I'd cut around the wheel base on one side and use pins to keep the whole thing aligned. If the hinge on the rear was rigid and the latch on the nose sturdy enough it should easily hold itself flat. You certainly wouldn't be doing any Tony Hawk shit, but it would function well enough for the average kinkster.......... I also feel like the chucks would be a spectacular place to loop a rope for better control of your pet..... So even if it doesn't full function as a board, it makes for one hell of a unique pillory.

NPC

I mean, the simplest solution would be to just not use the skateboard pillory as a skateboard. There's no reason it has to function as both. Alternatively, you could possibly just forgo the latch and have it locked/unlocked by unscrewing the wheels perhaps? Makes it much more difficult to get on and off but that needn't necessarily be a downside.

Luna Hubert

Ah, of course… puppy don’t need clothes 🥺 I’d be the one sneaking off with them, anyway…

LightningLancer

That's hilarious, creative, and funny. I love it.

Jarl Seamus

Personally, I'd get a LOT more use out of it as a pillory.................

Kyman201

I just imagined one additional element - One of those Pet Shaming signs dangling from the skateboard like "ATE ALL THE CHEETOS WHILE MY OWNER WAS OUT"

Jack Newbill

The skateboard pillory is fun, but I also like her shirt. I like to think Ollie has left a few shirts at people's mom's houses because she had to flee without some of her clothes. Or because she's absent-minded and walked home with her jugs out.

Lupa Wolf

Skateboard stocks are new but I'm here for it

Firwalker

I'm but a simple NB I see Ollie and I like

Andy Kailhofer

Our thought was to use a board that had lived out its life already or just a new garbage one, and just let it be a pillory now.

Jarl Seamus

If it comes with an Ollie, I'll sacrifice a new board!

Xaq

It's the blep that sells it. XD

NS✦47

Can’t get over how cute Ollie is! Her expression is the perfect encapsulation of ‘oopsy’ lol :P

GargoyleZoo

☝️Petition for an experiment wherein clothing is eliminated in its entirety from 5K8's containment procedures

Zerro

Just got word from the 05 Council. Petition approval pending photographic evidence of continued research