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Lock Blocked (Patreon)

Published:
2026-04-27 15:00:16
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2026-04
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Monster Researcher Eclair studies the CR system (Chastity Rating)

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jabbingQuirker

Chastity belt so unpickable it's become a liches simulacrum. Our hero, the lockingpickinglawyer will save the world from the liches evil chastity related schemes

Ann

I love that the dragon is part of the role play, and is remiding of the safeword too

Thomas Dimensor

So deep in the sauce she has lost touch with what the normies are doing, lmao

Niel

OMg This is glorious.

CSquared

The Dread Gazebo!

Stephen Wells

There is a chastity poison dart trap in Stephenson's Snow Crash btw :)

Corndogman5160

I suspect Eclair (and perhaps Andie) may also appreciate the concept of an UNchastity belt

Stephen Wells

Eclair's belt IS an unchastity belt, she wears it to remind herself not to put on any clothes below the waist :)

Garnavis

doing towers of hanoi type shit to the pussy

Silvador

CALL A LOCKSMITH!

Noodle

The gazebo reference 🤣🤣🤣

Erika Bryan

my chastity belt is a mimic. we're dating.

Stephen Wells

Seeing Eclair hanging out with her werewolf boyfriend makes me want to see her shared between him and her Sphinx girlfriend. They can have a nice chat about the social challenges of being a feared monster & occasionally eating people; Eclair will be trying to take notes but finding it very difficult due to the distractions :)

Ostentatious Corvid

Whole comic is great... but that final panel is absolute perfection.

Zhana

I see "Foreplay" and "Dragon" and my mind is not thinking "Rescue the Princess"

Kyman201

"Someone super deep in the horny sauce has a very weird definition of what's kinky and what's vanilla" is a joke I always appreciate

Silver

Down the kink rabbit hole.

Jamie

When regular sex just doesn't cut it because you're dating a monster researcher.

The Angry Optimist

Yes! I'd also like much the same between Andie, Kevin, and the Medusa 😄

The Angry Optimist

Chastity Riddle Guardian Chastity Knight and Knave Chastity Moon Logic Puzzle

Stephen Wells

Andie and the Medusa are so so good, yes :) excellent wives

D G

I swear, if this whole setup was just Eclair getting back at Johnny for game night wordplay, that'd be perfect. Also I agree with someone below--Knight/Dragon all the way.

Tyric

Enclair wouldn't know what a date is to save her life.

NS✦47

The dragon explaining the safe word lmao 🙏

Dragon Cobolt

What she doesn't mention is how hard it is to actually balance CR for different skill levels

SF85

So, what would a Monk be? And a very fun set here. Poor Johnny realising just how much of a kinkster Eclair is was a good bit especially.

Total Absolutism

That implies she ever knew. Remember, she started as a nun of some kind.

Magra's Patreon Page

You know things are going places where the werewolf hunk is the more normal person in the entire conversation xD

Robin!

Lmaoooo "most people just call this dating" excellent execution of a joke, bravo

gominal

maybe a chastity labyrinth could-- wait, no, that's what ducks do. scratch that.

EMH

...is that a Myst reference?

MysteriousFalcon

...you know, it's kind of funny in a *completely different way* that our broad-minded Eclair has horseshoed right around to the same conclusion as the kind of social maladept who thinks of dating as a puzzle to unlock to get pussy.

CanadianGold

that last panel is a little too real for when you're so deep into a subculture/industry you kinda forget that the jargon isn't the default

Xaq

"Nothing on one, a bit of a click out of two...some counter-rotation on three..."

WierdWebLurker

Chastity Mental Gymnastics, otherwise known as "finding loopholes to your Vows of Chastity".

Rattus

McNally: A lich simulacrum can be opened with a lich simulacrum

Arin

This feels like a collaboration with Oglaf and I mean that in the best possible way.

Evil_Paul

Heee! Eclair’s werewolf “friends” are soooo patient & understanding.

Evil_Paul

Angie could take notes of Eclair as she becomes ‘distracted’…at least until Medusa drapes an arm over her shoulder and compliments her neat handwriting…

Evil_Paul

Yikes! Anyone trying to get past him would be…devoured…

Stephen Wells

I think she's a Paladin of some kind, at least judging by the frequency of Lay On Hands :)

Stephen Wells

Can someone clue me in about the gazebo? :) apparently I'm missing a key reference

Noodle

It's an old dnd meme. If you look up "Eric and the Dread Gazebo", there's a Wikipedia page on it 😁

Sengachi

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Dr Razno

I'm sure Eclair isn't thinking of it this way, but "chastity social encounter" implies that the date is just something you're trying to get through in order to have sex. Hope they're able to talk that one out!

FoxBullet1993

High impact lockpicking at it's finest