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Uncharted Territory! Chris Ray Gun (Sacred Symbols) hosts this weeks episode of Constellation, Last Stand Media's conversational podcast. Joined by Micah Moriarty (Punching Up) and Lockmort (a foreigner,) this ever-winding episode gets nutty. Micah forces us to envision our own Freaky Friday scenarios and decide which celebrities and LSM cohosts we'd switch bodies with. Chris sets his sights on animals that the world will be better without. Lockmort asks us about the three dumbest things we've ever done. Chris is hosting so expect frequent derailments.

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Conz Wilson

As someone born in 1993, I see this as an absolute win

Robbie Agnew

Definitely freaky, but it’s not a Friday

Matt Cap

"and Lockmort (a foreigner,)"

FlynnTaggartGuy

Lockmort out here rawdogging blindness…

Daddy T

Petition for Chris to take over till Dagan is back, fuck you Colin

Mateusz Kuklinski

Micah really got me to research that Cave Of Death incident… Oh man, I will never understand caving, let alone water caving!

Adam Barnes

I’d switch with Chris and actually upload a video 😊

Monkey D Luffy

This is an all time constellation episode.

Guy Incognito

Chris feels really natural at hosting this kind of show

Paul Waltz

Fucking incredible episode. Laughed out loud multiple times.

Honest Abe

I miss Dagan, but Chris should be the host of constellation until he returns

Frankie

I was perturbed by “chip ahoy.” Chips being plural is referring to multiple chocolate chips within and not the individual cookie. Or am I crazy?

IceCreamRickShaw

Putting bannas in the fridge literally does the opposite of turning them black, it preserves them

Zachary Beach

What a fool Chris is for thinking there’s something he could tweet as Elon Musk and not be praised by his sycophantic followers.

NeO JD

WHAT AN EPISODE. So much to quote on this but my fave was prob Lock saying: “I’m not going outside anymore until delicious winter is back.” Stelly might’ve officially become the Chris & Micah show now. I’ll ask Dagan for the blessing.

Frank G.

Holy fuck the last third of the podcast. Chris water bowl😂😂🤣🤣💀

Russell Cottrell-Garrett

I listen to The Snark Tank, so I know Chris can host, but non the less I think he did a great job here. Snark Tank is chaotic and totally unstructured. He did a great job of bringing some of that chaos here, but keeping it feeling like Constellation with the structured segments. Awesome episode.

Jamie

An all-timer!

Jonathan Turner

Im down for Chris and Micah to lead this show going forward. Fantastic episode. Probably my fav so far.

DarthLemon616

I need Chris to threaten the audience to subscribe to LSM everytime he's on the show 🤣🤣🤣

Ryan Smith

This episode is gold and listening to Chris and Micah together gives me brain damage in the best possible way

Panda Junkie

I've heard Chris talk about this Chip Ahoy thing several times now, but what he fails to realize is that the name "Chips Ahoy" refers to the chocolate chips in the cookies. Each cookie has multiple chips in it, so a single cookie is still technically Chips Ahoy.

Michael Mashpotato

Lock out here waving at smudges with his vision 🤣

Michael Welter

Ya know what? Colin you really don't have to host Constellation. This was great. Would have loved you here but I think anyone could host lol

Chuck Rude

“You’re living like a MOLE” - Micah. Fucking killed me lol great episode

Michael Mashpotato

Without roaches we wouldn’t have the cult classic MTV film Joes Apartment.

Forrest Hunter

Micah’s laugh is so freaking adorable!

Gray

LASIK was the best money I have ever spent. Going on 15 years post. I am slightly losing up close vision now. If you’re on the fence go for it.

Thebard6

Actually one of the funniest, most deranged episodes, great job!

Samuel Zamora

Micah is a national treasure, we need more of her.

Aaron

Micah really took it easy with the stupid antics topic lol

Gooch Gobbler

I mean this with the most respect possible: these are the LSM freaks and I'm here for the weirdness

David P

Damn the stingray and elephant bits kinda bummed me out haha edit: OK I wasn't prepared for locke's story. Jesus christ, dude

Kevin Cooper

I don't know wtf this episode was... but shit was dope.

Marco Maluf

You can have Lock on every episode I wont mind at all 😂😂😂