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Constellation, Episode 109 | Lyrics That Define Us, Underwhelming Experiences, Calling Someone Out (Patreon)

Published:
2025-02-03 17:00:17
Edited:
2025-02-19 20:20:00
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2026-06
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Welcome back to Constellation! Would you kindly feast your optic orbs on this group of podcasting superstars? And of course, Dagan. Kicking off Side A, Jaffe punches the boys right in the feels with his topic about song lyrics. The gang waxes poetic as they break down the words in the tracks that speak to them most. Next, Chris wants to commiserate about underwhelming experiences. After all the lofty expectations, which places, people and events just didn't live up to the hype? Finally, Dagan tries to entice his pals to talk some shit. Axes will be grinded, but will the dudes actually name names? As always, Colin just freeloads on everybody else's topic, because "he's the boss." Total bullshit.

Timestamps:0:00:00 - Intro

0:51:21 - Lyrics that Define Us

2:10:39 - Underwhelming Experiences

3:10:07 - Calling Someone Out

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Joshua Hinderscheid

4 hours long! We’ve got Jaffe, Colin, Dagan, and Chris on! This is awesome!!! Thank you, LSM! 🙏❤️

Bobby T

BIG combo right here

Cai

The three hosts in one episode! Look at what they need to mimic even a fraction of Brad’s power!

Muskrat Mike

50 minutes before even starting the first topic is amazing lol

Michael Thew

“Biloxi, This is the real muthafuckin deal y’all. I’m really feelin them lighters.” -Fred Durst. It really spoke to me when he said that. But really it prolly be, “Welcome my son Welcome to the machine What did you dream? It's alright we told you what to dream” Pink Floyd or “What would you do if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Lend me your ears, then I'll sing you a song I will try not to sing out of key” Beatles, even though the Joe Cocker song is far better

Fella

Absolutely stacked lineup

Cousin Kenny

I love this era of “Colin doesn’t show up with a topic but delivers an hour of straight random anyways” so much.

IronLion44

Songs that sound happy but have sad or dark lyrics are the hardest hitting for me.

Bogey

The funniest thing about that Mad Men elevator thing Colin always brings up, the point was that Don very much thought of the dude he said it too. He was consumed by it.

Daniel Pereira

Chris just shines in the constellation—pure podcast talent.

Mykal

Absolute chaos. Love it.

Ben Haner

S tier line up, great episode!

Michael McCoy

Dagster is 100% on the money when it comes to LinkedIn, that site is home of the most egotistical asshats EVER

Adam Barnes

Americans, please stop using the word ‘cunt’. You’re doing it wrong. Leave it for us Aussies, it’ll be less embarrassing that way

NeO JD

Chris’ Goodfellas voice is now a thing lol

Girth Brooks

“Intellectually, I love Burger King” -Only Colin Moriarty

Kristen Zwick

Jaffe’s take on live wrestling is dead wrong. I was literally just at Smackdown and the Royal Rumble last week. Is it different live vs on TV? Absolutely. But there are ring announcers, there is definitely music for every person coming out, he is completely wrong on this one. I have never sat anywhere near the front row and it’s always a great time. Being there and getting to chant/cheer/boo is a really fun part of wrestling you only get to experience live.

Bryant c

The line up was picked just for me🤤

Christopher Ujma

Damn, sad to hear Colin mention that NFL is often disappointing live. I’m a massive fan of NFL from South Africa and have been saving up to go to a game for a while now.

Clayton Garrett

It was great to hear Colin highlight his experience with "Time". I'm two months older and this is yet another similarity (in addition to drumming, GameFAQs, etc) I share with him. While I've been a fan of Pink Floyd since my teenage years, it wasn't until my mid 30s that I started to appreciate them in a more complete sense. When I was 38, "Time" hit me in a similarly existential way. Anyway, great episode, gents! PS I know my use of two spaces after periods (and colons) will undoubtedly enrage Colin, but my junior high Journalism teacher drilled it into our brains.

Hippopotamus Anonymous

I think the ending of Time is about accepting and appreciating the life you’ve lived when you’re at the end with the “iron bells” being an allusion to church bells that are rung during a funeral and the “softly spoken magic spells” being your final rites being read. That section of the song serves as a coda (the ending section of a music piece, i.e. the end of your life) to the rest of the song being a warning to embrace what life has to offer while you still have the chance. Musically, that section is a rehash of the opening track Breathe which is all about living in and appreciating the moment, so I think that the lyrics are about someone basically on their death bed reflecting on the life they’ve lived with the follow up track on the album being Great Gig in the Sky. Dark Side is such a killer record.

Mr. Weeb

Just to be THAT guy. Frank Sinatra didn't write My Way. "My Way" is Paul Anka's English-language version of the French song "Comme d'habitude," released by Frank Sinatra in 1969. The original song was written by Jacques Revaux, Gilles Thibaut, and Claude François, and was first recorded by the latter in 1967.

MeatSpin11

This is one of the best episodes of Stelly easily. I legit was in tears during the bikini coffee shop talk, but it also had its shares of thought provoking topics about the lyrics and spicyness of the “calling out” third topic. This one is getting saved for sure.

PairOfShuse

I cannot believe Colin is actually wanting to get Mercante on here. For all of his talking about some people he doesn’t want to platform, she should be in that same group. Colin saying he feels bad for her is ridiculous given a lot of the crap she has started and said herself and some of the things she’s done. Utterly ridiculous take

Braxton Wilkerson

Great show as always. You guys should have Ian from 616 on Constellation.

MisanthropicAltruist

Jaffe totally missed the opportunity to ask Dagan if his eulogy would be “The Muffin Man” song.

AlexJK

Today I learned Chris is an Architects fan, nice.

Kevin Cooper

Blood of a Young Wolf by Buck 65

Cyprus Davis

Yes Dagan why do they get fingered 😂😂😂

Kevin Cooper

What's really crazy & brazen about the Milli Vanilli story is that it wasn't the FIRST time or the LAST time that the producer pulled that same scheme.