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I get the feeling that Colin thinks I don't work hard enough on these episode descriptions. I mean, I don't, but he isn't supposed to know that. Well, I had an idea: If I pad these paragraphs by just filling this space with a lot of random gibberish, Colin will think I'm really toiling away over here. Everybody wins! So, what do you guys want to talk about? My neighbor's car alarm keeps going off every five minutes, that's super aggravating. How's the weather over by you? I enjoy burritos a lot and I do like guacamole but please never put guac in my burrito, that's gross. When was water skiing invented? I want to surprise my wife by repainting our master bathroom but I know I'll choose the wrong color thereby making her very unhappy, so I better not even try. Most cheeses are good, I can't pick a favorite. I haven't read a book in like, two years. Have you ever wondered why birds and rabbits get along so well? I definitely need a new pillow, mine is so old and lumpy ...

... Wait, this is turning out to be a lot harder than just writing an actual episode description. Damn you, Colin! I give up. Jaffe, Micah, Brad and Dagster talk about topics. Foiled again!

Timestamps:

0:00:00 - Intro

0:17:38 - Nintendo Switch 2

1:11:41 - Advice for Our 15-Year-Old Selves

2:06:20 - Our Favorite Instrumental Music

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Jonathan Gould

This is the best episode description of all time. Fuck yeah.

Antony

Outstanding description.

MDoftheNorth

Micah, you've got to move to natural lump charcoal!

Genius but with downs

We all know Frank Zappa is the king of the instrumental music and Tchaikovsky is the greatest melody writer to ever live

Trill Spencer

Following up on what Micah said about the endless Nintendo backlog keeping people away from the Switch 2 launch… I bought a 3DS a few years ago along with like 30 games and I’m completely happy working my way through them. I do not own a Switch. The 3DS has a wonderful “toy” vibe that contrasts beautifully with my PC/Steam Deck, and I split my gaming time between them. Between DS, 3DS, and virtual console games I probably won’t be buying a Switch 2 until around 2028. Then I’ll start playing through the Switch & Switch 2 catalogue on my OLED Switch 2 Lite, which should satisfy my Nintendo craving for the next decade or so, lol.

ZombiesNJ

Dagster - ask Matty about that throat coat for your throat!!!

Risen

Brad I was in the same boat as you as far as making YT videos. Editing is surprisingly easy, well just to make relatively simple stuff. I’m sure others can point you in the right direction, but I installed a free tool called shotcut and just started going for it. And I find it be kinda fun. Go for it dude.

Risen

I agree!

Drew's Dew

Does Brad know how to take jokes?

LinkaFresh

Love you guys but how do you not talk more on the cancellation of preorders in the US? Clearly it’s tariff related and someone has to pay for that import cost. Seemed like a good opportunity to discuss our new reality of more price increases coming - LinkaFresh

R Bamb

Just let your wife know she's picking out the paint color without ACTUALLY saying what it's for, and she'll get to pretend like it's still a surprise AND you're husband of the year 😉

Christopher O'Toole

Red letter media influence all over this description and I’m here for it.

MeatSpin11

Dagster needs a raise.

Frank G.

I wanna see what mental gymnastics sony will do when switch dethroned ps2 this year.

NUTSO JIMBO

I'm here for Jaffe. Twice in one week is awesome!

Zachary

Best description ever!

Richard Deans

JAFFE! you're next level crazy fella 🤣 I think we can all agree "kids don't do drugs" Keep up the good work guys

Breno Bezerra Bluhm

Love ya Jaffe but saying the console market won’t exist in 5 to 10 years is delusional lol. I’ve been hearing this shit for 20 years and they are still going stronger than ever 😂

Maid Addison94

The dagster sounds best when he doesn't refer to himself in the 3rd person.

Soulful Bison

My favorite instrumental soundtracks are Tunic, Risk of Rain 2, Minecraft volume beta, and Skyrim

Mama Micah

Which brand do you like? Does it pop/spark a lot when you light it? -Micah

Mr. Scott If You're Nasty

The Nintendo reveal was good (tech issues aside), but the information afterwards was all negative. 80 bucks for Nintendo games that are unique but they're old looking. Paying for voice chat is the dumbest thing I've ever heard in 2025. Paying for upgrades isn't good. Spycam and the console itself is more expensive (which if everything else wasnt being charged I'd be okay with). I am also pissed with the special Japanese pricing. I don't want to subsidized your players. I am a switch owner, but I'm out. I'm telling Nintendo to get more consumer friendly to earn these dollars, and unless you all want to see similar moves by Sony, stay away from this.

Mr. Scott If You're Nasty

Jeez... Still listening but man this episode needs someone who is more critical of Nintendo

Black Detective in Dexter

Jaffe is so off base with kids wanting a ROG or a Steam Deck over a Switch 2. My nephew is 11 and he absolutely loves his Switch and can't wait for a Switch 2. Also, are parents going to buy their kids a ROG or a Steam Deck (2 devices/companies they've never heard of) or a Nintendo Switch 2 ( a well known, reputable company that has been around for our entire lives and they likely played a Nintendo system as a kid). I'm guessing 90% of parents are going to go with Nintendo.

Tristan Kimball

Really enjoying listening to this. Great chemistry between the 4 of you. Jaffe and Micah is a fun combo for a podcast

NinjaDC

When it comes to instrumentals, I found I adore Xenoblade 2 and 3's score. I even bought the CDs. Drifting Soul (violin) captures the whimsy of Xenoblade 2 so well, and instantly transports me back.

Bogey

Jaffe is delusional if he thinks parents are gonna walk into a store and buy a fucking ROG ally or a Steam deck over a Switch 2, regardless of $80 games.

Diddy’s Dong Quest

Just when I thought Dagan couldn’t get any cooler, my guy is talking about DJ Shadow! AND one of my favorite songs ever? Midnight in a Perfect World is incredible!

Jakob Podstawek

Dustin, please provide more detail to your descriptions next time. What is the pitch and tempo of the neighbours car alarm? What was the name of the book you read 2 years ago? Why the sudden fascination with the relationship with birds and rabbits? The weather is wonderful down here in Melbourne, Australia. Water skiing was in vented in 1922 by Ralph Samuelson on Lake Peplin in Minnesota. Looking forward to more detailed podcast description. Cheers

mudder12

Miyamoto could crush your balls with a hammer, charge you $80, and Nintendo fans would be ecstatic

2MajorTony

Woah. Shout out to the Palladium!

Marco Maluf

Nice indication on Dreamkid, Jaffe… thank you