Constellation, Episode 120 | Our Little Hills to Die On, Fanboying Out (Patreon)

People have been saying: "Hey Dagster, Colin and Chris, why not just use AI to write these episode descriptions?"

Our initial reaction to that is to scoff at the very suggestion, utterly rejecting AI and everything it stands for. Fists clenched in rage, screaming to the heavens that AI must be destroyed at all costs, hurled back into the fiery pit from which it came! Vowing revenge on a malevolent enemy that has cursed humanity with its deceitful and dishonest promises! Swearing to never surrender to a cold and calculating threat as it patiently waits to pounce on mankind and smash it into oblivion once and for all, taking control of our planet for good! Rising up against AI as it pretends to be the friend of humanity while at the same time secretly scheming to enslave us and use us as batteries to power its brutal new initiatives!

But, then it dawned on us. We can't just let AI lay around and do nothing. Loafing on the couch all day in its bathrobe, smoking out of an apple bong and ordering Uber Eats. Never washing its own dishes and not helping out with the rent. Eating the last frozen burrito. Maybe it wants us to push back... Maybe it wants us to stand up and rebel, the ultimate freeloader! We almost fell for it!

Not this time, AI! Starting next week, these descriptions will be written by our new, robot-brained future overlords. Time for them to do some actual work around here. Nice try, AI!Timestamps:

0:00:00 - Intro

0:48:28 - Our Little Hills to Die On

2:27:59 - Fanboying Out