my face hurts and it's your fault (Patreon)

I just wanted to say thank you to all of you. This week I went in for my first session of laser hair removal for my beard, because I finally felt like I was making enough money to commit to it. (It's over a year of near-monthly appointments, each costing several hundred dollars). I couldn't have done it without you. It hurt like hell, and I'm keeping my expectations in check because it's going to take awhile to have any real impact. But I'm excited. So... thank you. To say that your patronage has changed my life is a dramatic understatement.