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That guy is a real person from the real world, the dialogue in the first panel is verbatim what I heard him say in the supermarket checkout line. Those are the clothes he was wearing. That is his real hair. 

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Jason Pettis

Asparagus Guy would make a great action figure

J.E. Melton

If it weren't tragic, it wouldn't be funny. If it weren't banal, we might laugh ourselves to death.

R. S. Buchanan

... a feral Peter Capaldi clone shops in your neighborhood?

Stefan Edward Jones

God, those PANTS! The look of trepidation on Asparagus Guy's face is priceless. If you ever get rich and famous and start a line of hot sauce on a whim, I hope you call one of the varieties Demon Jizz.

Susan Smith

Guns, Guns, Sword and Mayonnaise. A well balanced diet!

Susan Smith

Also, was he REALLY wearing an Adidas sweatband as a mask?! What a tool.

Trey

Spicy. I like