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BREAKING: CAT IN A HOODIE OFFICIALLY WINS OSCAR DRAFT! (Patreon)

Published:
2024-03-11 02:30:35
Imported:
2026-06

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After an amazingly tight race, And a last minute best actress UPSET, team cat in a hoodie pulls ahead! Turns out the academy is not ready for an indigenous American woman to win, but they are ready for a Cat in a hoodie (police have yet to rule out foul play). Thank you to everyone who participated! Let us know if you’d like us to do something like this again!!!!!

Comments

Alix Ross

Never had a doubt we’d win! But boy that was a close one!

Kate O

This was so much fun!! Devastated by the result but still loved every second of it

Alix Ross

Honestly y’all need to make this an annual thing for awards shows! This was so fun and entertaining!

Michael Ritter

I really liked Poor Things ☹️ Congrats Cat in a Hoodie ✊🐱

kendall

WE DID IT GUYS! ALL OF OUR PROMO FOR TEAM CIAH WORKED! i would like to thank the academy and especially laney for being the creator of the promo for team cat in a hoodie. it’s been a good race.

Ella Dolores

Even though I was very confused for majority of this; I will forever be team Cat In A hoodie

Father Brakeman

I had way too much fun campaigning for THE WINNER RAHHH GO CATS

Patrick McDoobert

We may not have won by points but team patrick won in my heart

kendall

so grateful that i got to join in and it brought you, meataball and i together!

Alix Ross

Great battle sir! You fought with dignity!

ava ruljancich

i'd like to thank kylie brakeman for being such a fearless leader of team mission impossible. your faith never waivered, you exposed the corruption of the opposition, and you are the true winner in my heart. congrats to cat in a hoodie, although i'm still convinced u snuck into the room with the help of the dog from anatomy of a fall and switched out the envelope. until next year, kaboom.

Ben Frohman

LMAO Same, I literally didn't see a single oscar nom, but I'm still CIAH4EVER!

ava ruljancich

somebody check on hillary she didn't win a single oscar...

Alix Ross

i only saw Barbie and Oppenheimer

Ella Dolores

But seriously, who let me have this much fun?

Jon Ham

What a wonderful night. CIAH wins! More of this please!

Ella Dolores

I didn’t even know the Oscar’s were today lol

Tim Day

A sincere congratulations from team Patrick. Imagine all the cats in hoodies who've roamed these halls!

Kaye Aragon

Hillary Clinton wins the side bet (presenting for best actress). There were two actresses presenting that were not picked in the draft: Sally Field and Jessica Lange. Team Cat in a Hoodie, Team Patrick and Team Mission Impossible all only picked one actress presenting (CIAH: Michelle Yeoh, Patrick: Charlize Theron, Kylie: Jennifer Lawrence) Kylie does not have to eat a hat.

Erewhon Orca

This was fun. Admittedly I was not always Team Cat in a Hood. I switched teams yesterday from Team Jeremy after feeling out the list unclouded by the political war without bloodshed, to support a talking cat. Congratulations everyone!

Alix Ross

Dangggg that would have been fun to see lol

Alix Ross

Yes please!! So fun!

ava ruljancich

never mind she won the side bet CONGRATS HILLARY

Henry Godfrey

Fellow members of team Patrick, this is not the end. Like reconnecting with a childhood friend, or finding peace through the music of John & Yoko, or finding a Joy Da'Vine, we built a community on love and trust. And what's important isn't who wins the most categories; it's being overly performative in your zen-ness to the point of insufferable. Until next time, ciao!

Henry Godfrey

Also this was so much fckn fun, looking forward to more!

Ruby Edwards

Can't wait for this week's after show to hear Cat in a Hoodie's winning speech

Sam “Mr Sarcastic” W

Rigged election, Team Mission Impossible demand a recount for best actress! Lily Gladstone robbed

ava ruljancich

emma stone literally said she was sharing her award with lily, so we demand that be taken into consideration!

Stephanie Clinton

I can’t wait to hear Hilary’s conceding speech. First she lost to an orange and now a cat? What’s next, a rock?