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Team Patrick was silent during Oscars Night because he was at a very important dinner with some incredibly influential people. But at 1am, something incredible happened: Patrick started speaking his thoughts into his phone, right in the heart of where all great thoughts begin.

#Inyun #JustKen #hope #faith #belief #beauty #splendor

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kendall

i’ll be in nyc tomorrow🤭

Stephanie Clinton

Well Dale, the night is over but the drama is not. We’ve got our first concession speech filmed on location late last night in Times Square. Team Patrick ended his run with an on brand message of love and peace, but he seemed to be trying to sow unrest in the masses as he called upon the leaders at Team Cat in a Hoodie to provide some kind of reward. Now Dale, I don’t have a perfect memory but I cannot recall any of the candidates promising any kind of reward, save Team Jeremy’s attempts to buy constituents’ votes. Could this be a long con ploy to get more people behind him in the next race when Team Cat in a Hoodie inevitably fails to deliver on an unmade promise? Time will tell. In other news, no word yet on wether or not the last minute concessions by Team Jeremy and Team Mission Impossible were from a legitimate source or possibly the actions of nefarious ne’er-do-wells. We’ll update you with that story as it develops. Back to you AOAOAOA!

Tim Day

Pure class here. Love and light without a trace of shit-stirring.

Henry Godfrey

They will never make me eat the cat food #teampatrick

Cat Foster

Beautiful words, beautiful soul 😔✌️ but also nice outfit my guy I see you with the almost matching beanie jacket combo and grey polo with the rest all black! A look!