Grrl Power #1387 - Anatomically suspect advice (Patreon)

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I was going to have Sydney say "...the resultant queef would ankle your panties and roll down your stockings." But in a supreme moment of self control, I reigned in my urge to keep adding to a sentence until every thought is a short novella. Plus, you know, brevity is the soul of inappropriate frontbutt fart jokes. 

By the time Sydney gets back home, she may have accrued a record amount punitive PT, KP, HR, and "Standing on guard in the rain" duty. I mean, this is a work outing. Or a mission, really. But they're also undercover, so of course, holding to strict military codes of conduct would be antithetical to mission objectives, one might argue. Sydney is just getting into character. By... acting like herself. So, that argument may not fly.