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I seriously considered making Digit's disguise some sort of brass steampunk robot looking thing, but then I realized I'd have to draw robot parts from a bunch of different angles and I keep messing up the shape of Maxima's pauldrons every time her arm position changes, so I went with, uh... I guess she looks like a quest giver from a "dungeon filled with erotic traps" RPG/Platformer/Visual Novel. 

In a lot of ways, her glowbod is the best disguise of the bunch. Given that they have the limitation that they need to be roughly the same dimensions, a proper disguise shouldn't reflect the personality of the person wearing it. Maxima definitely didn't disguise herself as a doe-eyed innocent in a flower-print dress and clicky kitten heels. No, she went for bad-ass looking space samurai klingon in a leather vest and combat boots. Honestly, it barely qualifies as a disguise, though Max does make a fairly feeble pitch in the mini comic as to why it will throw everyone off the scent. Sydney's went with big-eyed, small-chested and cute looking. Again, not much of a stretch. Harem... well, I guess she doesn't have so strong a personality that dressing up as sexy "generic" space babe has much chance of giving her away. 

Whereas Digit went from obliviously sexy, naïve, dimwit-savant tinkerer to intentionally sultry, mysterious shadowy figure. Did she execute the assignment parameters better than anyone else on purpose? Or did she hit "random" a bunch of times and thought the hood that hid her eyes looked cool?

Yes, she definitely did do that. 

My favorite warp speed effect in sci-fi is Star Wars. I love the starfield pre-streak from inside the cockpit, then the ship leaps ahead of the camera - even if the pre-streak doesn't actually make sense, because it implies that the ship is suddenly moving so fast that all the visible stars are smeared, but half the stars in any given starfield could be thousands of light years away. Whatever, we can hand-wave that easily enough by just saying that the hyperspace bubble forming over the ship that causes that streaking effect. 

The reason I mention it is the other part of the Star Wars warp effect I love is when they drop out of warp, and it shows the destination racing up as they decelerate. The actual ridiculous part of that is most of the time when they show someone coming out of hyperspace, they also show someone reaching up to a console and manually throttling back the hyperspace doodad. Then they come out of hyperspace maybe a thousand miles above the surface of a planet? What if that dude had waited 0.00001 seconds to do that? They would have left hyperspace halfway though the other side of that planet. There's no way that would be a manual operation. Yes, there would be a manual control in case a computer messed up or something, obviously, but I mean if acceleration and deceleration to and from thousands to tens of thousands of times the speed of light happens in a matter of seconds (I looked up hyperspace travel speeds in Star Wars, in case you're wondering - none of this "fifty times the speed of light" nonsense in Star Wars), and you plan on exiting hyperspace into high orbit of a planet, you had better have your exit scheduled to the femtosecond. 

Anyway, I imply that the Grrl-verse warp speed is similar, at least for Cora's ship, with panels 3 and 4. But it's definitely controlled by a computer. No feeble organic reaching an arm with pulsing blood and creaky joints and who knows what conditions their nerve dendrites are in or whether they've digested enough sodium that day to achieve optimal neurotransission? Or if they're just looking at a girlie magazine and miss the hyperspace exit lane entirely. Or a boy-ee magazine even.

Nope! Computers all around.  

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Sir Butcher

I always had the theory that the Star Wars effect is not actually the stars moving THAT fast compared to the ship, simply the light as it arrives smears around as they accelerate and for a very short time they local time slows down before they enter hyperspace.

Wings of Genesis

I kinda liked what they did in Elite Dangerous with the jump the nebulas and stars and what not, also from a outside perspective you just zip into place which i find neat.

Thomas Dorner

I wonder if Sid is eating Grakz again (or introduce someone to it ;-).

Michael Obert

Alternatively, the guy you're making eye contact with spots your cleavage and, uh, supplies the cream. Either way, coverage achieved!

Richard du Maine

Oooh... Lore drop at the end? The 'scion' kinda looks like Math's "student"'s race? Did Maxima realize that too? Or is it totally different? And how did the scion determine the vlanstatus? Or is that just an insult because of his status? Tune in next time!! (Can't wait!)

Town Crier

Actually, they are not "throttling down", but engaging the safety mechanism so that they don't accidently "throttle up" without first clearing it with the navcomp.

Nathan Wilson

Maxima's in a fun position! If I were her, I'd probably feign like I didn't hear him while frantically (space) googling what to say in order to decline a duel But, dude's gotta be hitting on her right? You don't just announce a free duel to the first opposite gendered person in your species that you meet unless you find them attractive, right?

Ron Jarrell

Maybe that’s the “we didn’t jump into a war or the corona of a sun so I’m disabling the auto jump out” or “pilots like to pilot. Give em a fidget lever and say it’s important to the bubble collapse ratio management function”

Derek Leader

Best FTL effect is Mass Effect. Ancient Lovecraftian machinery the size of Luna shoots your ship like a gun.

Joshua Brumley

So, this particular funnel cake looks a lot like a Philly soft pretzel covered in powered sugar. Sounds tasty. :)

Stephen Gilberg

Three points: 1. With a chosen name like "Harem," you have to expect lewdness. 2. "-Less" isn't supposed to follow an adjective. Try "unsuspicious." 3. I don't enjoy the SW effect as much now that I realize everybody on the ship should be thrown back. With enough force to be splattered.

Mark Magagna

First off: talking heads yay! I feel it's been a while. The Star Wars star streaking is almost certainly the hyperspace bubble (or whatever they call it) forming, since the ship zooms off and then the stars stop being streaky. The course is pre-plotted before they jump, and bad things happen if the plot is wrong. At least from cockpit conversation in Episode IV. I have no idea if that's changed; I've only seen eight of the movies and almost none of the spinoff stuff. I think the whole manual lever thing may be a combination of "yes I really do want to stop here", and beginning the process of moving the hyperdrive over into real-space mode. It certainly isn't manual real-time control, you're correct in that timing for that would be in femtoseconds or thereabouts. There also seems to be some sort of distrust of droids doing jobs where they would actually be good at it. You don't see droid pilots, but you do see protocol droids. I suppose keeping track of protocol and languages for a multitude of species would be beyond human capability, but that's why you have multiple translators. And I suppose it's easier to blame the droid if negotiations go wrong.

MrHHH

This is no joking matter. Night cleavage allergies are very serious and should be addressed!

eddi_TBH

Speaking of manual braking of a spacecraft reminds me of the two stoner pilots in "Heavy Metal". www.youtube.com/watch?v=TH5CD4mXFt0

Eric Loken

Re: Exiting warp/ hyperdrive manually. Right? Like at the end of Star Trek VI and Spock is counting down to when they will get to Kitomer, and the Kirk says to go to sublight? In reality it would have been "We *were* 50 seconds from arrival, but now we're 30 hours from arrival." Now if you're high on Nyborg and just let your hands do the flying, you will be - more or less - fine.

Andrew Copsey

I think it's less stars streaking towards you. And more a visual Doppler shift of the light getting compressed.

Otoger

is it just me or does Harems Cleavage not look quite right? ps: in the first appearance of the glowbod it was to small and not sure if its the lighting that plays tricks in the following panels

Otoger

damm, that super cut video brought back so much headache from the Disney version with all its base lore breaking uff

Sardines are us

Sydney should have gone with a thicc body type - no need for a back pack - hide'm in the boobs!