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It's safe to say this guy's stride to inseam ratio is an outlier. You need special mathematical notation to indicate how many standards he deviates. Cases like this are why functions like "trimmed mean" are necessary. 

So yeah, dude went out for a stroll. From somewhere, probably in or near our galaxy, on a celestial object, presumably orbiting the galactic center in a certain direction at a certain speed, onto a ship that is almost definitely moving in a different direction and at different speed. A FTL speed. It's safe to say this guy slays at hopscotch. 

I'm not really sure what else to say that doesn't give away who and what this guy is, even though to me, it seems fairly obvious. }cough{ 

Oh, one other thing. Originally this was a standard sized page, but I'm really getting tired of cramming important moments into panels the size of 1/9th of a page. So I expanded this one, and I will probably do it more in the future. It doesn't necessarily mean I can make those big panels all crazy high detail or anything. It's not like I suddenly have a team of background guys that can draw 3-point perspective cityscapes for me while I concentrate on foreground art. I just want to give the important moments a little more weight, and in comic lingo, that usually means more page real estate. 

But in expanding the now final panel, I wound up cutting the planned final panel. Originally, he shows up and looms as you see here, then there's a panel of him leaning over Sydney, looking at the orbs, and that's when he says Curious, etc. That panel made it clear he's 1) there to check out the orbs, and 2) no one can see him. I think this version of the page is slightly more ambiguous in those regards, but not so much that I think it'll throw you guys into a maelstrom of confusion, cats and dogs, etc. 

A hint that he can't be seen is that while he is backlit by the viewscreen and so is Sydney, he's not casting a shadow on her. Which made me realize that if you could be invisible and somehow still see yourself (you wouldn't be able to) you'd either be absolutely pitch black, because light would be bending around you and you would therefore not be illuminated, or you would be fully lit, without any shadows or ambient occlusion, because light would be passing through you equally... but there's no way you'd be able to see yourself like that. Or see at all, really. But still, you'd look like a 3D model that was evenly globally lit. 

Yes, yes, a magic spell that made you invisible could include an illusion that only you can see of yourself so that you can still pick locks or whatever non-fumbling-around-blindly activity you need to do. But then that illusion would have to make some decisions about illumination. 

There's also the option of not being invisible and just blocking people's perception of you. That's difficult because you have to block perception of footprints, cast shadows, B.O., etc. Not that standard invisibility block odor or anything. And there's also the complication of perception blocking in a world with electronic cameras. It's one thing in a fantasy world, but if blocking the perception of digital eyes requires a whole other level of hand-waving. 

But then you have a guy who can amble a jillion parsecs like it's nothing, and you don't even need to try and justify anything. They're at the "dude can do some shit." level, and that's all the explanation needed. 

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Thomas Dorner

They still have problems with the Galactic Positioning System? ;-)

Richard du Maine

Oh man .. I can only imagine that with all his piwer and capability, he's underestimating Sydney's capability of detecting the undetectable... And I wouldn't be surprised even he, unless he's from the creatorrace of the orbs, can be seen using the yellow orb. Mayhap Sydney's sense of detection is part of the orbs' passive?

Michael Obert

Sorry, I see this guy and I just think of the Grand Galactic Inquisitor from Venture Brothers: IGNORE ME!

Miyaa

Sydney no doubt explaining why that one TikTok of the woman describing uncomfortable penile lengths with a measuring tape went viral on Earth.

Caramaram

Ooh, I wonder if his big round hat has orbs inside it...

Hephaestus Hugh

If someone is invisible, can they see through their closed eyes?

David Florish

Wow! That’s a decent pair of thousand league boots he’s got there!

Swedish Chef

I do fear that being will misunderstand Sydney's ...hand signals... and feel the need to prove itself

Torabi

Panel 6: "Steee? Is this an onomatopoeia? Screeching?" Panel 7: "Steer?" Panel 8: I literally laughed out loud. That was a delightful journey in a matter of moments.

Aclys

Those are flip flop slippers me thinks

Nimrod009

Ah, a "Someone Else's Problem Field" 42 😉

Martin Drkoš

Will the light pass trough their eyes without registering making them blind?

JasonAW3

Well, at least we know the brand of his shoes... Tesseracts...

Fogel

I love his slippers. All powerful super advanced alien wearing lounge outfit is a take I hadn't seen before, and I love it

Fogel

I'm pretty sure he is indeed very familiar with the orbs

Czarzhan

Could we possibly be getting... answers?

Town Crier

Well, at least they're not Crocs.

Town Crier

You can order them from Amazon. $17.99 US.

Town Crier

Certain individuals continue to forget to disengage the parking brake. Just sayin'.

Sharien

i like that comfy sweater this guy cant be a baddie... they are way too comfy and chill XD

Derek Leader

63,500 light years is kinda specific. Searching "what is 63,500 light years away?" Just got me calculators. Searching "63,500 light years quote" got me this page. Similar searches found a 1987 French film? The milky way has a radius of about 50,000 light years (Earth to center is only a little less, but they aren't on Earth) so this guy is probably somewhere on the other side of the galaxy. The outer limits of the Milky Way's drag (Think Kuiper belt to Oort Cloud, but for the galaxy instead of Sol) reach about 1 million light years, so there's near infinite coordinates, but few places out there to consider.

Jacob Bissey

Technically speaking, being able to cross tremendous distances with a single step doesn't necessarily mean he'd be good at hopscotch, at least assuming a more or less standard hopscotch board drawn on the sidewalk and not some galaxy spanning equivalent. For instance, perhaps he is optimized for traveling grand distances in a single step like that and thus hopping only a few feet rather than tens of thousands of lightyears might actually be *more* difficult for him. Think of it like trying to play hopscotch while wearing seven league boots, if you're crossing seven leagues with every single step that makes traversing the continent much easier, but a game like hopscotch would require you to remove the boots in order to play in the first place.

Justaguy

All solved by the "Somebody Else's Problem" field :)

Brett Peirce

That's another thought. Mine was just that they typically orbit right AROUND that "hat" OR, maybe it's not even a hat, but either his his actual head, or even an interface device that allows him to access any and all orbs simultaneously without using hands at all

MrHHH

"How I met your mother"

Brett Peirce

That "hat" - or is it his actual head (?) - looks like it would be JUST INSIDE the orbit of a set of orbs... Alternately, maybe an interface device that would let the wearer use all the orbs at once?

Stephen Gilberg

Conversing with this guy is going to be a PITA.

tsukiouji

Oh hey, at the end there you exactly described Vampire the Masquerade's Obfuscation!

Crushogre

At least his dialog implies that he's not inclined to take them away

William Elliott

I was thinking Large Magellanic Cloud, but that is 163,500 lightyears from Earth...then again, if they are already 100,500 lightyears from earth closer to the LMC....

LucasTheLost

Seems like Syd and co are frozen in time in that last panel. Maybe throw in a dialog box that cuts it part way through a sentance if that's not the case. Next panel will reveal that either way. Meh. And it seems that my guess that this was about Max was wrong. Sad. And the rim of Mushroom Head Turtleneck Guy's head (helmet?) looks thick enough to accommodate his own set of orbs inside it... but wouldn't that mean he'd always have a forcefield? Of course if he (or his people) made the orbs, he's certain to have vastly more control over them that Syd.

Raymond Dannelly

Very possible all he's been alerted to is the Orbs, next panel he looks around and is amazed to notice Max. Or not. We'll see.

John Chidester

I can't help but wonder if, from long stepper's perspective, the orbs are antiques or training tools.

Orlet Soir

Any bets on Sydney being able to detect the guy with her commball? Or whichever has the true vision ability, I don't remember.

Jared

I was curious as to whether they couldn't notice him or if this was the instant he arrived and they haven't had time to notice him yet. Glad for the clarification in the description, even though I was sure I would find out in the next page.

Aaron Mauthe

Boy I hope for his sake she doesn’t detect him or knowing her, he’s gonna detect the people’s elbow

Chimera80

Yeah, the “logical implications of invisibility, if you actually think a bit about it” is a topic that has often wandered into my idle musings. It’s a bit of a rabbit hole, as more and more issues start popping up the more you think about it. Just for instance… does the invisible person start feeling very cold? Since clearly they should be bypassed by any ambient infrared radiation… On the flip side, human bodies (and any ectothermic organism, of course) actively *emit* IR radiation - we quite literally “glow” in the spectrum. How does invisibility handle that?

Anton Schleef

No, those are the most terrifying baddies. They actually account for reality and people interfering with their plans while being good at convincing people to cooperate.

Anton Schleef

Poor TARDIS. She has been so abused over the years. Decades? Centuries? I'm not even sure how long, just a long time.

Anton Schleef

I'm not sure if I'd rather see the TikTok or Sydney explaining the TikTok. They both sound interesting, and informative.

Anton Schleef

I just figured that he was using a sufficiently advanced form of scrying and wasn't actually there. With him actually being there my question becomes "How long until Sydney notices him because her orb with True Seeing let's her see through how he's hiding his presence?"

akrasia

It was a relief to see the "delightful", otherwise it might have been the BAD analyze.

eddi_TBH

Uh-oh! Nth Tech repo man

eddi_TBH

Since a time-stop is in use he will be gone before anyone notices. The plot-important question is, "Will the Orbs go with him?"

eddi_TBH

Antiques. And he's a collector.

eddi_TBH

He may have the same sort of powers from a different device. Like woven into that turtleneck.

eddi_TBH

Long enough to be obsolete when the Doctor "borrowed" her in the first place.

eddi_TBH

Welles' Invisible Man was transparent. Invisible would be new set of problems.

Anton Schleef

Unless I misunderstood Dave's blog post under the strip, time isn't paused while he's there. Otherwise there wouldn't be any need to comment that the other's can't see him. I know there's at least one other comment about that in here.

Eric Loken

Yeesh, and I thought I had a decent stride. Damn I wish I could do that. Would have made going to work or school in the winter soooo much better.

Eric Loken

Probably have to grab the orb that gives her True Sight to do that, but if for some reason she does that, yeah, things could get a little messy. Especially if she's reacting to something no one else can see. "Oh crap, Syd's completely lost her mind." "We all knew it was only a matter of time."

Eric Loken

"Damn, I knew I put those things down somewhere but could never find them. I looked for two entire galactic cycles, and nothing. But now, here they are, bonded to this curious being."

John Chidester

It's been so long since the page with Ariana predicting all the super villains after Max showed off for the media that I don't remember if this guy was on there!

Marc Vun Kannon

That's what I was thinking. Either a maker, or perhaps the guy who made those world-destroyers that took out Alar. They recognized her orbs too.

Marc Vun Kannon

What's that in Galactic? and don't forget the shipping.

Marc Vun Kannon

That's why a you-don't-see-me field is better.

Steve Brinich

If Sydney is lucky, he's a believer in the Kondo Rule that if he hasn't missed them for a whole galactic cycle he should just get rid of them.

Steve Brinich

It seems unlikely that they've traveled 100K LY in a few days; with that kind of speed, intergalactic travel wouldn't be all that difficult, and we've been told that it is (pg 1368).

LucasTheLost

Vivisectionists get a bad rap, but they're really just misunderstood.

eddi_TBH

Or he has a clue to what Sydney has been using them for, primarily generating chaos, and that's what amuses him. So he will let her return to the wild with a discrete tracking device.

Mathew Aaberg

I dont know if he is a villian, he sounds more curious

John Chidester

He also wasn't on the foreshadowing page so I don't think he is either.

eddi_TBH

He doesn't need to be a villain to cause trouble. In fact it's more fun if he isn't.

Kevin Wright

OK, I didn't notice until I looked at this comic again on the main site that our galactic strider is wearing what appears to be house slippers.

eddi_TBH

He dresses for comfort, not looks.

Kevin Wright

I mean, if you have vast cosmic power, you can dress however you like.