Grrl Power #1406 - Peeping super entity (Patreon)

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Ooh, Harem's got a secret...

This guy, let's just call him Nthaniel for now, probably could be running some sort of "know what every quark in my vicinity is up to" field, but, maybe he's bored with however many ages of never being surprised by anything. He's got access to really incredibly comprehensively sophisticated advanced predictive algorithms running on whatever the next six steps past quantum computing is, being powered by the total captured energy of a violet dwarf, which is a kind of star I think I just made up that's really good at outputting energy used for computations. And he has senses that are like a million tricorders scanning everything in... let's say in one A.U. So it's hard to surprise him usually. But apparently the branch of Causal Naturalism reality is taking is one of the less likely outcomes.

One of the cooler things I read about in Systema Delenda Est (though I'm not sure of the actual origins of the concept) was Summer Civilizations. Basically, you simulate a civilization in a ridiculously powerful computer, run that civilization forward at ten-thousand times normal speed, then you steal all their patents and weapon designs and cool ideas for the real world. (Or is it the real world!?) And I guess if they come up with any pithy philosophy or good, uh... movie ideas or quilting pattern or whatever, you could steal those too. Anyway, I mention it because if you have your own matrioshka brain, you could probably run a few dozen of those and crib some of the good stuff from them, including their own predictions about any number of events.

I spent a little time trying to write "I'm an advanced being therefore the concept of "I" is too simplistic to encompass my personal pronoun needs," but really, in the end, that seemed sesquipedalian. I wasn't going to write "This unit" or "Entity Alpha" or whatever, and a personal pronoun really only needs to be "I" or "we" if they're some kind of group consciousness. Having multi threaded thought processes to the point that some might begin personality divergence may be a case for some sort of hybrid personal pronouns, but in the end, I just went with "I," because if I used anything else, I'd really need to make room on the page to explain what "Vo," or "Glim," or "Schvarvelshooshisticoli," meant, unless I wanted you guys thinking it was his name.