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Many dragons have treasurephilia. A fetish for gold and trinkets and shiny, magic weapons and sometimes even nicely framed art or delicate glass figurines. Having a big hoard is a nesting instinct, as humanoid currency isn't really a necessity for them. When you bring a lady dragon back to your place, make sure you sweep out all the goat and adventurer bones, straighten up the tapestries with the gold thread you pilfered from the castle you knocked over, and make sure you've got enough coins and gems for a nice rumpy-pumpy caldera. And if you have a few virginal maidens chained to the sacrifice posts for a post-coital snack, even better.

Of course, that's how your more anti-social dragons do it. A few razorbacks slow cooking over a lazy magma fissure is nice as well.

Anyway, dangling a "gold" woman in front of a dragon like that, especially one that spends a lot of time in a humanoid form and can appreciate the particulars of the female humanoid form, is borderline irresponsible and/or funny, because Cora knows Maxima can vociferously dissuade Gaxgy if he "just has to have a little pinch." Cora figured there was a 50/50 chance Gaxgy would either do this or stand in the back forcing down a Squee of monstrous proportions.

And yes, I am working on a picture of Maxima supining on a pile of gold. I hope to make it a vote incentive, it just depends on how it turns out. 

Maxima knew she was going to un-disguise, and didn't want to wear that white zentai suit under the hologram for the reveal. As long as she's on the ship, she can do that. The suit is for off-ship infiltration, but the ship has projectors in corridors and rooms. They're not enough to do the whole interior holo-deck style, but Cora is planning on that as an upgrade. Partially that's for fun times when it's just her and her hunky crew on board, but having the entire interior of the ship able to function as a holodeck would make hostile boarding actions really difficult. If the force-field part of that equation was strong enough to withstand blaster fire and acetylene torches, or whatever raiders might use to cut through security doors, you could keep pirates going in circles for hours before they started to guess something was up. Or just send them in a U back to the hull and shoot them all into space. Really, any boarding party would have to have full environmental suits, because venting the part of a ship that raiders were in would be SOP.

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ZeDestructor

Deus was the first to try that pickup line, wasn't he?

Thomas Dorner

I agree, that would make a nice vote incentive.

codesurfer

I like Javelina, good name. Hope she shows up a lot

Whoriar

Or Dabler

Michael Obert

He wants to paint her like one of his, uh, Cardassian girls? 😆

akrasia

We (I) need that incentive art. Please make it work!

akrasia

It's good to name a girl after a pig??

Chivatha

Don’t normally read comments so I’m probably late to the party but: gygax the gold dragon… I cannot believe it took me that long to twig to that. 🤦‍♂️

codesurfer

A) this is the first I've heard of this pig. B) I'm saying that goblin girl is hot

Michael O'Driscoll

I mean, that sounds like a great nude pin up of max on a treasure pile ;) hope we get to see it when you are done :)

Anton Schleef

It just comes down to whomever met her first, because they both probably tried it within 2 minutes of meeting her. I'm more curious as to who the maybe third offender is of this so that she's now heard that line potentially four times now, rather than just three.

Aaron Mauthe

If that’s not the vote incentive this month I RIOT

Aaron Mauthe

Props to his commitment. Dude just watched her vaporize a ship and is still full force into it. Also I think when we get around to the superhero reveal, her boyfriend deserves a copy of that pinup

Aaron Mauthe

I’ve just realized if maxima has heard “can I paint you nude on my hoard?” Before, then Deus is definitely responsible for at least one time that she’s heard it. And at least one other was in a dnd campaign. The fourth actually wasn’t her, it was towards dabbler, and but maxima was in the room/possibly being petitioned for a duet in that capacity, so it counts as “hearing it.”

Justaguy

Gary Approves. :)

Nathaniel Morse

Also, let us not forget the comedy of my head-canon Janeway firmly stating "Computer, activate the Emergency Holographic Security Detail".

Brenda Allen

Also, considering her tusks, that's probably where the name comes from

Town Crier

*sigh* Somebody alert the ship's HR department. Nobody knows where it is, or who it is? Dammit! We are required by Intergalactic Law to maintain said department. I see the cost on the monthly reports. I know, I know. I tend to run this ship rather loosely, when it comes to the interpersonal stuff, so we've never had a need for them before, but I think that we just opened a whole new chapter of potential workplace improprieties.

LucasTheLost

A: I smell a patreon reward. B, it looks like Max is about to put that "tank armor" comment to the test on panel 8. Max does not cringe away from danger... she winds up.

LucasTheLost

Several of them sleep on base. Remember Goon Squad trying to pump sleep gas into Heat Wave's room?

John Clary

I second (fourth or fifth?) that pin-up with Max, maybe in an ankle length gown for the SFW version.

William Elliott

well, I kinda can't blame him. If I were a dragon [and I knew I couldn't keep her] the next best thing would be a painting of her. TASTEFUL painting

GameGod210

Dave I'm begging you make a Patreon reward where Max said yes xD

ZeDestructor

iunno... Dabbler seems like she would be more explicit or less cheesy

Otoger

he probably has a gold coin (chainmail like) or gold plate bikini for Max to pose in for the painting,

Tim Malmström

You put a GOLDEN "10" BABE in front of a DRAGON CHAD and you DIDN'T expect this to happen????!!

IHazNoFace

Victorian, Conan, or one of Jack’s French girls “tasteful” paintings?

IvyReed

Gaxgy is really lucky Max has more self control than Sydney. Or he'd be nursing a split in half skull after she karate chopped him in the face.

eddi_TBH

And spoil her natural perfection? No way!

eddi_TBH

Gaxgy has found the girl of his dreams. Not sure what his parents will think though.

eddi_TBH

Medieval princess look. For the least likely damsel in distress anyone will ever see.

eddi_TBH

They are both guests aboard. Keeping them from breaking the furniture and possibly other guests is a call for Security. Who resign en masse.

eddi_TBH

Gaxgy will climb the highest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, risk a punch in the nose. Dare anything just for an autographed portrait of Max.

eddi_TBH

Javelina and Peccaries are relatives of pigs. But not even the same genus. Tayassu for javelina and Sus for pigs.

Terra_Lupis

No Cora, Let the Dragon Himbo heedlessly risk his life. It'll be hilarious.