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Super Hiro is about 80% as strong as Maxima, but his flight speed is just shy of supersonic. Anvil can theoretically out-strength anyone on the team by absorbing enough kinetic energy (being punched all-out by Hiro doesn't make her as strong as Hiro, there's conversion entropy, and a lot of the energy goes to reinforcing her body) and no one is sure what her upper limit is and if she would instantly explode if she exceeds it or develop a full-body hernia or what. 

Basically, no one else was quite right to take Babezilla down quickly and nonlethally. Dabbler did some back of the cyber-abacus math and gave Max an idea of how hard and fast Max would need to hit her without exploding her head. I've posted about it before, but I'm positive super fights would wind up being extremely lethal. If some guy is robbing a bank wearing, let's say a tank themed costume, you really have no idea how much punishment he can take. So you give him a tap that would lay out a normal human, or try to, because if your regular punch is measured in megatons, scaling it back down to a 300 lb boxer punch might not be a level of control that's easy to achieve. Maybe to you, exhaling differently during the punch means the difference between 300 lbs and 3,000. Maybe you lay the guy out, maybe he doesn't realize he's being punched, maybe you break his neck. So if he's still upright and giving you flack about how his grandmother hits harder, you go back in and punch again a little harder, trying to work your way up till you're hitting him as his level, or just slightly above, but somewhere between 30,000 lbs and 180,000, his skull pulps. And that's a hero trying to control his strength. A supervillain with eye lasers could walk into a stadium and kill 5,000 people before a hero shows up and decides there's no time to work his way up to just the right amount of takedown force.  

There was a start of a good discussion on the previous page about whether or not Babezilla's phone would still work when enlarged. I think it comes down to how she grows. If she just summons more molecules to fill in the spaces, then I think the battery would still work, but I don't know the antenna. I also don't know if the CPU or the screen would still work, because suddenly regular sized electrons are flying around circuits that are 55x wider and thicker, and data transmitted to the screen (like the LEDs themselves) is traveling through wires that used to be hair-thick but are now finger-thick. I think there'd be some lag at any rate. 

If she grows by making her molecules larger, well, then how does she breathe? The phone itself should still work perfectly, but again, not sure about the antenna. I think that would fail, unless the EM waves returned to regular size once they leave her super-domain, then yeah, I guess it'd work. 

And if it's some sort of weird reverse-TARDIS-she's-bigger-on-the-outside nonsense, then of course it'd work, because she's just closer than you think she is. 

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Worlds Biggest Pantyshot

Steve Ronuken

Like the superior spiderman punching Scorpion's jaw off.

akrasia

What, exactly, would Math do if she wasn't wearing panties? p.s. I could buy the cellphone discussion if her power was magical (able to ignore physics and reality in general), but since Dave's implied she's science based I can't even think of a stupid principle that would work :(

Justaguy

Wasn't Dabbler off with them off-world?

Sir Butcher

I am 110% sure a fetish like this exists. And not willing to google it.

TIPDucky

I'm with Math on this one. Why would one thank God for something like that.

James C

Maybe she's wrapped in a skin-and-clothes-tight field that bend space-time to adjust scale: everything inside the field is still "normal size" relative to everything else inside it? So, radio-waves going in are "scaled up" to work with the phone, and those coming out are "scaled down" to work with the towers. Similarly, air going in/out gets scaled, so when she breathes or talks it doesn't produce a gale-force wind: she's only moving as much air as a normal-sized person. She just _looks_ magnified from a position outside the field. The test will be if her phone shrinks faster than she does now she's not holding it.

You_With_The_Face

"I'm positive super fights would wind up being extremely lethal." Cue the "I thought you were stronger" meme

Shyster

Has anyone investigated whether Math actually does have a Power, but all his does is make him supernaturally horny?

Chimera80

It's called unbirth, for the record...

Rainy Rider

Never let facts get in the way of a good story

Michael Obert

No, Harem was, and Cora. Dabbler had stayed behind working on Sydney's Hammer thingy

Michael Obert

Well, you wanted someone to smash the like button - something got smashed at any rate.

Nathaniel Morse

Pretty much how I had one character grow and shrink many years ago: she was either closer or further away on an up-until-now unknown fifth axis of reality. The fun power was where she could "borrow" her opponent's size, by punching them further away on that axis.

David Rush

XXL Cell round 2: Friend of mine who is a computer science prof believes that megascaling the phone would cause the newly enlarged antenna to broadcast on a different wavelength putting it outside the frequency normal cellphone antennas look for

Czarzhan

In the tabletop RPG GURPS, they discussed the "big damage resistance, human hit points" thing with the term "armored cream puff "

Bowoodstock

You do realize, with that upskirt shot, you've set up a new angle to approach your NSFW rewards from?

He Who Must Drink Some Coffee

I might feel deeply stupid that I can't figure this out for myself, but WHAT is the silver microphone-stand-looking thing in the last panel?

Bowoodstock

Looks like a traffic light

Town Crier

Today's forecast: 100% Chance of Boob Sweat.

Town Crier

In regards to the enlarged phone, there may be additional sciences involved. Ones we have yet to discover, Horatio.

He Who Must Drink Some Coffee

I guess it's a streetlight, the perspective is kinda off. That's a grass boulevard I guess, with a streetlight at the end of it. But our characters look so tall in comparison. I feel like the ground level should be flatter. Then again I can't draw a comic to save my life, who am I to criticize.

strfan

Not only lethal, but also messy. Probably something like "The Boys" messy.

James C

"That's my secret, Cap…"

Brett

Underboob and epic fanservice for the win. Poor Math

Magraal

Surprised that no-one else pointed it out, but a "supersonic boot to the head" would be the same as shooting her in the head, so I would hope Max slowed down *before* kicking her over. (To clarify, I'm saying Max would have gone right through without necessarily 'exploding' her head.)

Magraal

Also if you wanted a quick and dirty vote incentive you could redraw those last two panels as a hypothetical... *cough*

Raymond Dannelly

She grows by Magic. So it just WORKS. Because REASONS.

Richard Riley

This? THIS was the problem the team couldn't handle? ...that's just embarrassing.

Richard Riley

LOL. Remove the clothes and traffic light, replace Max's bubble with "Oh Gods, why isn't she wearing panties?" and replace Math's with "Woo! I'm going in!"

Hugh Eckert

Kaiju under-boob! Underkaijoob? Kaijunderboob?

Magraal

Pretty much exactly what I had in mind, though with her top being a bit too loose as well.

Otoger

well max has the whole can lift a tank "encapsulate the target" power field so would asusme that works here too

Otoger

to be fair the whole "how sturdy are you" super power fight part would explain why they are so long a lot of the time, especially in games XD its ramp up of power not Health left

Eric Loken

Math identifies the important issues that concern us all.

Eric Loken

Crunchy on the outside, soft on the inside.

MaxBigfoot

I'm looking forward to seeing what motive Babezilla is gonna give for doing a pointless rampage like that. If she's just doing it for the views on some streaming site, she's got to have lost her mind.

Louis Richards

How about, "Thank God for lack of incontinence." ?

Bowoodstock

Jokes on you, some people are into that

Michael Talbot

So many Giganta (DC comics) references and I’m here for it.

Tim Starliper

Or the top could just fly off..or vaporize...or something. Due to the amount of energy from Max hitting her at supersonic speeds.

John Larson

Max knows Ti Kwan Leep?!?

eddi_TBH

I'm in the pro-panties group. Some secrets should remain secret.

eddi_TBH

A matter of limits in both directions. Hiro could not hit hard enough to one shot her and Dabbler's alternative is referred to "pithing" in dissection classes. Inserting a needle through the foramen magnum and scrambling the brain.

eddi_TBH

Ex-traffic light or street lamp.

eddi_TBH

Thank you too much. 😵‍💫

Erin Palette

I would like to know more, please.

LucasTheLost

"This is Red 5! I'm going in!" Throw in a tampon string and you're gol... well... you know.