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Not one of those space stations where the atmosphere is mostly sulfur dioxide and aerosolized mercury. 

That sword is going to make Max lazy. Almost all of her opponents this round are magical in nature, except for the guy who got eaten early on, and also the specifically-not-iron-giant, who got blowed up. But if she wants to keep her identity a secret for an extended amount of time, she can't really ever use it outside of the tournament. If she started brandishing that against an army of self-repairing golden golems with exposed gears instead of abs, just to pull an example from the æther, the aliens might be able to put two and two together. 

Bluce says the sword is "functionally-indestructible" because while the sword is for all practical purposes actually indestructible, there's really no such thing. If you stick it between two neutron stars just as they collide, it's probably going to get messed up, no matter what it's made of. People who make magic swords, up to and including gods, aren't usually accounting for truly obscene cosmic forces, unless the sword is specifically designed to cut a star in half or whatever. And even when something like that exists, it's usually metaphorically cutting stars in half. Like the mythos explaining a binary star system. It doesn't help that there's little to no mana in space (outside of the rare but sadly predictable phenomenon which appears once a season on Mana Trek: TNG).

Oh, and to clarify something about Manavore, it doesn't just suck up magic and store it for later, it eats magic, i.e. it digests and annihilates it. It might slowly poop heat or some other byproduct, I dunno. 

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codesurfer

multiple things, 1) Max has a nice butt 2) Manavore is probably recycling the magic into its self healing and reinforcement enchants and pushing the rest into the multidimensional manasphere as exhaust, but like via the magical equivalent of a white hole on the other side of the curve in space so as to not just reinvigorate the victim by ambient mana high. 3) I imagine the [STARCUTTER] blade to be like a high end tool. yes it can cut a neutron star in half, but you need to have great edge alignment and if it goes under 5500°K it'll explode from compressive stress fractures

Magraal

I would expect most intergalactic civilisations to calculate velocity relative to the speed of light, i.e. mach 10 == c/88,096, although they would probably have subdivisions similar to metric, so maybe ~11.3 micro-c's or whatever the exact math works out to

He Who Must Drink Some Coffee

I wish I had the "reverse elbows" feature. I would never have to worry about my back itching ever again. And I agree with the previous comment, Max is looking very cheeky today.

Michael Obert

Nothing takes away from a death match like a discussion of units of measurement (lol)

Ebonbolt

[Re: (3)]: And it's utterly useless against targets smaller than a small gas giant (& takes careful aim even there). Just pushes anything smaller aside; doesn't even do well using the flat to bludgeon things.

Ebonbolt

Mach (speed of sound) isn't an unreasonable benchmark; its universality is only hampered by the fact that it'd vary by local atmospheric density. C (speed of light in vacuum) is rather more invariable.

Czarzhan

One nC (nano-C) = 1 billionth of C = 30 cm/sec. 3 nC ~= 2 mph. Mach 1 -> 1,143.3 repeating nC. So, yeah, Magraal's 11.3 (or .4) micro-C, or μC, squares about right

Nathaniel Morse

I have a suspicion I know how Max is going to deal with Eat Chikin and not risk her shiny new toy. I won't state it explicitly, and force Dave to rewrite the script, but it involves rules-lawyering.

Nathaniel Morse

Which means YOU lot shouldn't post your guesses either!

akrasia

You're really telling someone on the internet they shouldn't post guesses?

Fogel

Is that Eat Chicken bouncing around the big Mountain's head like an annoying mosquito?

Ebonbolt

Worse: he's telling the internet not to post spoilers. That's almost as bad as: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Phoenix

I preface this by saying I apologize for the autism of this comment. The Mach 'number' is a perfectly valid universal concept, because it is a dimensionless constant that emerges when you non-dimensionalize the Navier-Stokes equations, which in turn are 'simply' the description of the perfectly recognizable Newtonian Laws applied to a fluid. The short description for Mach is that it is the ratio of fluid and acoustic velocities, so it is reasonable for everyone to treat it like a unit of measure for velocity (or speed), but it of course it is explicitly unitless so properly speaking it is neither a velocity, nor a speed. Because it falls out naturally from a process that can and almost certainly would be performed by any advanced civilization, especially any civilization that reaches space, it is one of those concepts that could be used by ambitious sci fi writers for establishing the beginnings of communication with others. To sum up, taking a dimensionless number like Mach, REDIMENSIONALIZING it by reintroducing pressure and temperature explicitly, and THEN defining it in relation to something like the speed of light in a perfect vacuum, makes my eyes itch uncomfortably and causes uncontrollable posting to the internet.

Eric Loken

I wouldn't think a magically powered entity like a golem would enjoy being stabbed with a mana eating sword, it would be similar to a regular person getting stabbed by a soul stealer; even if the wound isn't fatal, you're still done because it eats your soul leaving you as just a husk, empty and very dead. The sword is going to get indigestion by the end of this. Can a magic eating sword belch? If it over eats would it throw up? And what would it throw up, this stream of pure magic energy that dissolves the ground? And is there such a thing as spicy magic that gives the sword heartburn? Bladeburn? All these questions and more are unlikely to be answered on the next episode of: *Grrl Power*

MaxBigfoot

I'm wondering how much damage Eat Chicken is actually doing to Mr. Mountain. Can he actually consume enough to actually kill it? Also, does the big guy have any sort of healing mechanism?

William Elliott

and lets not forget, Mach numbers are named after Ernst Mach, a Human from Earth...soooo calling it by an Earth applied term is somewhat anachronistic? They could have just said "10 times the speed of sound in that atmosphere" But then we wouldn't have gotten the additional explanations

Orlet Soir

The naming part can be easily chalked up to the universal translations using a familiar Earth unit for a fairly universal physics property that is probably named something completely unrelated in other galactic dialects.

Orlet Soir

Welp, I guess that answers my comment regarding Mach number calibrations on one of previous comics :D

eddi_TBH

Activate suction mode.

eddi_TBH

Eats may have a limited capacity. If it does Mt. Mountain will test it to destruction. Although Max's sword is now a juicy target.

eddi_TBH

"Nibbled to death by ducks." - Ambassabor Londo Molari

eddi_TBH

They just wouldn't use Mach's name.

Anton Schleef

I love the little smirks on Frix's and Clara's faces in that last panel. They just knew Sydney was going to say that.

MaxBigfoot

That thing about Max's sword is a good point. Though I'm wondering, considering how nutty Eats' ability is, that it possibly could be magic based. Which would put the shoe on the other foot.

eddi_TBH

Really only one way to find out.