Grrl Power #1482 - That's a spicy meatball! (Patreon)

Thank you for the support! You guys and grrls are awesome!

I think the site is... fixed? Seems to be working. I may have some behind the scenes updates to do, but nothing that should affect you guys. Yes, I've already changed passwords and deleted a disused admin account. Hopefully it'll be another 15 years before the next hack. 

I decided to make this page a freebee too because... why not?

<Narrated in a Sam Elliot voice>People say that one time, Eat-Chicken ate an explosion, and he crapped out sticks of dynamite. A time ago, Eat-Chicken ate a cloud, then became the rain. That rain caused record crops, then those crops ate everyone attending the Harvest Festival, and turned back into Eat-Chicken.Long ago, Eat-Chicken at the number that came after nine. It wasn't ten. I was another number. Countdowns used to have eleven numbers in them, but they still started at ten. It was very confusing. There's a tale that once upon a time, Eat-Chicken ate a chicken. Nothing much came from that. It's not a very good tale.Its been said that Eat-Chicken can eat the nightmares of children. Well, he eats the children, so I suppose that's technically true.Eat-Chicken can run so fast because it eats up the distance between two points. It's a bit like a gross, slobbery wormhole with tooth marks.The only thing that Eat-Chicken can't eat... is hunger itself. Or his own teeth. Well, I suppose if one of them broke off, he could eat that. But he couldn't eat them while they were still attached. That's just common sense.</Elliot>